The thing that made Tyler Perry rich is much in evidence in “Tyler Perry’s Temptation,” called “Confessions of a Marriage Counselor” when he toured with it on stage.
There’s no Madea here. But the women are beautiful, serious about clothes, makeup, hair and church.
Older women are “Wise Counsels,” the name of a female-centric church in the movie. And they typically get all the funny, sometimes profane, always “you-listen-to-me-child” lines.
The men are shirtless, rapacious heels, or sensitive pretty boy disappointments. That doesn’t matter, as these movies are first and foremost,”chick pictures” — sermonettes abut relationships, deserving more and eventually getting it.
Just the women, I mean.
But “Temptation” is a cautionary tale about wanting what you haven’t got. The marriage counselor Judith (Jurnee Smollett-Bell) at the heart of it is young, gorgeous, in a glamorous job with a high-end D.C. dating service. She married her childhood sweetheart (Lance Gross), a pharmacist and a serious stiff — looking at goals 10-15 years down the road.
And the Internet tycoon who may invest in the marriage counselor’s business? He (Robbie Jones) has money, confidence and “unsafe sex” written all over him. Her husband, in turn, might be tempted by a secretive and cowering new cashier (Brandy Norwood) at his pharmacy,
Ella Joyce, as Judith’s preacher-mother, and has the “Madea” role — sassy, testy and all-wise.
Perry clumsily frames this story as a tale a counselor (Candice Coke) tells a young woman thinking of cheating on her husband. The timing of the comic moments is off, and the film drags and drags before reaching a conclusion anybody can see from a mile off.
The quartet of leads is blander-than-bland. The “Temptation” of the title is a come-on and a false promise. How “tempting” can a movie about cheating be with a PG-13 rating?
Casting Norwood, the vapid clothes horse Kim Kardashian as a shallow, judgmental colleague in the dating service and former Miss America Vanessa Williams as the boss of that service suggests that Perry is drawn to women who have been media (and man) victims, from time to time.
But the filmmaker has points to make, about wealth and the allure of the new.
“There’s nothing wrong with being rich and having nice things — so long as the nice things don’t own YOU.”
“We become a lot of different people before we settle into who we are.”
With homilies like that, I expected Perry to get into the talk show/advice game long ago, but Steve Harvey beat him to it. Cranking out two formulaic movies like this a year shows the Atlanta mogul’s true ambition — replacing all those soap operas TV is canceling, two hours at a time.
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for some violence, sexuality and drug content
Cast: : Jurnee Smollet-Bell, Lance Gross, Vanessa Williams, Brandy Norwood, Robbie Jones
Credits: Written and directed by Tyler Perry. A Lionsgate release.
Running time: 1:51