Impressive stunts, car chases and crashes and creative ways of killing compete with a laughable collection of cute action “comedy” cliches in the French thriller “The Orphans” (“Les orphelins”).
It’s essentially an Alban Lenoir/ Dali Benssalah “buddy” picture in the “buddies who don’t get along” genre — “48 Hrs.,” “Midnight Run,” etc. It flips from momentarily plausible to formulaic and ridiculous early in the first act and a parade of tropes of the genre trip it up every time there’s even a hint that this sometimes entertaining pursuit picture could recover.


Driss (Bensallah of “No Time to Die” and the “Street Flow” thrillers) and Gabriel (actor and writer Lenoir of “The Wages of Fear” and the “Last Bullet” thrillers) grew up in an orphanage, but had a falling out “twenty years” ago.
“Eighteen.”
One became an undercover cop, the other an “ex special forces” freelancer on the other side of the law.
The only thing that could bring them back together to The Wild Broom Children’s Shelter is an urgent plea from the woman there who raised them, Fanny (Anouk Grinberg).
There’s been an accident. Their shared orphange crush, Sofia, died. Her 17 year-old daughter Leïla (Sonia Faidi) — who was driving — survived.
Complications? Only she saw the face and car of the driver who caused the wreck. She’s reckless, a fury in her martial art of choice, the French sticks-as-swords dueling of “Canne de Combat.” As she’s 17, the two orphan “brothers” each wonder in they could be her father.
And then she figures out who the stoner/punk (Guillaume Soubeyran) was who caused her mother’s death. She steals the cop brother Gabriel’s service pistol and slips past a cadre of armed guards in a Riviera mansion owned by a private security firm dragon lady (Suzanne Clément) to get her revenge.
Let the wild rumpus — and the kidnapping, threats, gunfights and chases — begin.
The problem with formulaic films of this genre is that it all plays as pre-ordained, with most every character and plot element cut and pasted from an outline cluttered with cliches.
The brothers and the now-orphaned girl have “special skills.” There’s a cop “car with character” (a ’70s Capri), a handy “cottage/cabin/safe house” where the chased can hide out, convoys of black SUVs (OK, ONE is grey). a hidden arsenal to be opened and a succession of gunfights with their endless-shot ammo clips that all magically empty out at precisely the same moment.
Minions are mowed down and the Mother of All Evil Oligarch Mothers leans on her minion-in-chief (Romain Levi) to kill or capture one and all before we or they or this movie of moveable mayhem ever catches the eye of French police.
Benssalah and Lenoir have great “You and me against the world” chemistry, especially in the brotherly brawl scenes, so you can bet your last Euro they’re thinking “sequel.”
Four credited screenwriters flash a few “She looks like ME” and “She got it from ME” jokes about who
Leïla’s father is. Even the dialogue is rotten with cliches.
“I have an idea,” Driss purrs, in French with English subtitles, or dubbed. “You won’t like it.”
Actually, you might. The leads make it all likable and the stunts and editing are first rate even as stuntman-turned-director Olivier Schneider (“GTMax”) fails to deliver a single surprise or even delay this or that inevitable cliche.
Rating: TV-MA, graphic violence, smoking and teen smoking
Cast: Alban Lenoir, Sonia Faidi, Dali Benssalah, Suzanne Clément, Romain Levi and Anouk Grinberg.
Credits: Directed by Olivier Schneider, scripted by Alban Lenoir, Nicolas Peufaillit, Jean-André Yerlès and Olivier Schneider. A Netflix release.
Running time: 1:35




























