Classic Film Review: Cocteau Kink? “Les parents terribles — The Terrible Parents,” aka “The Storm Within”(1948)

One of the most praised French films of its day, Jean Cocteau’s 1948 dark comedy “Les parents terribles” still summons a chuckle or two and a cineaste’s appreciation of its compact, concentrated mise en scene-focused compositions, cinematography and editing.

Its witty, mocking depiction of family dysfunction that’s created a childish, spoiled adult son and the tiniest suggestion of incest were damned daring in 1938, when the Cocteau’s play premiered, and even when the older, milder-mannered film came out with almost the same cast a decade later, after the trauma of World War II and the French Occupation.

The playwright and writer-director of the film, the great Renaissance Man of the 20th century French avante-garde, a poet, playwright, visual artist and filmmaker, is rightly celebrated as the most accomplished artist of his day.

But “The Terrible Parents” (released as “The Storm Within” in much of the English speaking world), bookended by Cocteau’s two undeniable masterpieces, 1946’s “Beauty and the Beast” and 1950’s “Orpheus,” can’t help but suffer by comparison. It’s an elegantly filmed play, with just half a dozen indoor settings — soundstagebound if not exactly stagebound.

Shorn of its controversy, with a cast carrying a lot more miles and care (WWII) than their characters, the intervening years have preserved “Les parents”‘ reputation if not its sparkle. It’s the “Citizen Kane” of post-war French cinema — overrated by decades of rote reviewing repetition.

The great Jean Marais plays Georges, middle-aged gentleman tinkerer in a cluttered, rambling upscale flat that’s seen better days. Yvonne de Bray is his fragile, fluttery diabetic wife, Yvonne, a role model for every creepy delicate flower Tennessee Williams ever wrote, from Blanche DuBoi and Mrs. Venable to Amanda Wingfield.

They live in relative comfort thanks to Yvonne’s sister, Léo (Gabrielle Dorziat), smart and waspish and quick to dismiss the not-quite-squalor they live in as the fault of her slovenly relatives. They’re NOT bourgeois, no matter what their pretensions.

“What is a bourgeois family,” she huffs, in French with English subtitles? “A rich orderly family with servants!”

They’re not rich. They have no real servants. And they’re slobs, with none worse than Yvonne’s dashing ditz of an indulged college student son, Michel (Marcel André, well-preseved but over 60 when this movie was made).

Michel or “Mick,” as doting mamma calls the twenty-two year-old, is absent when the film begins, with his mother twittering in concern and the aunt finding another reason to criticize this “closeness” and indulgence — “You ignored Georges the moment Michel was born.”

Léo’s bitterness has a bite, and a legitimate grievance. Georges threw her over to marry Yvonne 23 years before.

And then Michel gets home and mama Yvonne rallies and prattles about how she bathed him and tucked him into bed well into his tweens and he gushes over the mother he calls by the sexy pet name “Sophia.”

It’s when Michel gives his news, that he’s in love with an older woman of 25, someone “kept” by a much older man who has fallen just in love with him and in love with Michel, that this unhappy “happy” home goes to pieces.

Madeleine, her name is. A secretarial school student and bookbinder. Father Georges faintly recoils at every detail. He knows her. He’s the one who “kept” her until she threw him over for a more age-appropriate lover.

The comic dynamics here have Léo as the one everyone confides in. She learns from Georges the pickle he’s in. She takes in Michel’s swooning and Yvonne’s fury that some (much) “older woman” is taking her boy away. And when she sneaks off to meet Madeleine (Josette Day), she hears her out and learns Michel’s lover’s ardor for her nephew.

“Don’t look into the heart. There’s everything in the heart. Don’t look too deeply into mine, or yours.”

As threats of exposure and accusation bubble up and heartbreak looms, it will be up to lovelorn Léo to figure out some way this can be resolved, no matter how impossible the idea that “It’ll all work out” seems.

The story’s incestuous undertones have lost their edge thanks to ensuing decades of many other plays and movies that covered similar ground. The tale’s most resonant line might be “If there weren’t situations like this, there’d be no plays!”

“Les parents terrible” is still funny enough to provoke a chuckle here and there. Overage cast and tidy soundstages aside, it’s still handsomely mounted and filmed.

But the pacing is leaden, even if the players know their roles and functions in the proceedings as if the roles were written for them — in many cases, they were — and they’d played these roles time and again (which many had).

The material screams “madcap,” frenetic — a sophisticated door-slamming farce by Sturges, Lubitsch or Hawks. Cocteau preferred preserving his stage creation in amber. Barely a door slams, and “sophistication” is most amusing when it comes undone or the stuffy pretense falls — loudly and rudely.

We indulge the great filmmakers we take to our bosom as “favorites,” and let a lot of things slide as we do. A recent-rewatching of Welles’ “Touch of Evil” held me only up to the point that the delusional director dubbed his own voice for his longtime co-star Joseph Cotten’s for a line — a grating mistake that a major studio somehow allowed on a B-picture they could never have known would become enshrined as a masterpiece, a true “classic” of its type. Welles did this a lot and had loads of excuses when he did. It still grates.

Cocteau’s dark stage comedy is still watchable, still amusing and somewhat observant. But it’s no “Beauty and the Beast,” no “Orpheus” and no “Our Man Godfrey,” “Bringing Up Baby” or “Ninotchka” either.

Rating: TV-PG, inuendo

Csst: Jean Marais, Josette Day, Yvonne de Bray, Marcel André and Gabrielle Dorziat.

Credits: Scripted and directed by Jean Cocteau, based on his play. a Les Films Ariane production now on Tubi, other streamers

Running time: 1:41

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Movie Review: A Serial Killer gives Pedophile Priests “Unholy Communion”

“Unholy Communion” is a lukewarm mystery-thriller about a hot-button topic.

A serial killer exacts vengeaunce on child-molesting Catholic priests in the aftermath of what used to be the biggest sex scandal in history.

These days, with a pedophile-tolerant Catholic-packed Supreme Court protecting the Pedophile in Chief and untold scores of fellow predators and accomplices, and their enablers in Congress, we don’t hear much about the thousands of crimes and the parrish-shuffling pedophile priests that were the church’s cover-up of choice any more.

The mystery in this “Communion” is obvious, stripping any hope of suspense. The situations and settings are generic and the performances are generally tepid. So save your prayers for this one.

It’s a Minnesota Iron Range (filmed in Minneapolis) tale of decades of abuse bringing murderous revenge down on the small town of Scandia.

Adam Bartley of TV’s “Longmire” is Chris, police chief in a two-cop town, the sort of softy who takes home the first murder victim’s retriever to his wife (Iréna Flury) and kids.

The testy county CSI agent (Laura Espring) and pedantic medical examiner (Casey E. Lewis), whom the agent loathes, will be Chief Majek’s only real help in tracking down whoever made Father Doyle (Patrick Thomas O’Brien) eat his rosary beads before shooting him in the head.

Sepia-toned flashbacks to the priest’s criminal history send the message that he had it coming. He won’t be the last. A little priest-to-choirboy Latin is the clue that sets that up.

Writer-director Patrick Coyle (“The Public Domain” was his) serves up side orders of domestic strife involving the department dispatcher (Bridgett Thompson) and her potentially violent husband, and the couple that the chief and his wife set-up, played by Laura Robards (Jason Robards’ granddaughter) and Vincent Kartheiser.

There’s even a transgender ex-lover (Dee McLaughlin) in the mix, none of which muddies the waters in a story where we’ve seen the killer in the first scene and later and there’s virtually no police procedural tropes to make this a “Columbo” styled “Will he get away with it?”

Indie cinema is where we get most of our movies that look and sound like America outside of LA and NYC. But indie films that work are as rare as studio pictures that come off, and this one doesn’t.

The premise is solid and the casting isn’t bad. But there’s no pace, no urgency to the performances and precious little to grab hold of and invest in here. Even the conflicted Catholicism of some of the characters is half-hearted.

It’s a shame, because this subject is still potent and “Primal Fear” came out a long time ago, and movies such as “Sleeper” and “Righteous Kill” approached the subject more gingerly than one would like, the one mistake “Unholy Communion” doesn’t make.

Rating: TV-MA, violence, profanity

Cast: Adam Bartley, Vincent Kartheiser, Bridgett Thompson, Iréna Flury, Laura Espring and Patrick Thomas O’Brien.

Credits: Scripted and directed by Patrick Coyle. A Freestyle Release on Amazon Prime.

Running time: 1:33

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Series Review: Epic Investigation, Ghastly Crime — “The Bombing of Pan Am 103”

A heinous crime, the vast investigation undertaken to solve it and the elusive pursuit of “justice” makes for an enrossing but sprawling and ungainly mini-series in “The Bombing of Pan Am 103.”

Writer-and-series-creator Jonathan Lee’s second crack at this material — he wrote a “Lockerbie: The Bombing of Pan Am 103” documentary — juggles many points of view, constructs a few composite characters and unravels the complex story of how those working the case solved it and took it to court over the course of a dozen years.

It’s a lot to take in. No doubt working on the doc helped him organize this material and find his “characters.” And even if the final episode, the trial and its trials, isn’t the most satisfying “Law & Order” wrapped up in a bow, it’s rewarding viewing and a vivid if non-judgemental-to-a-fault history lesson.

Lee plays up the conflict between the Scottish police, in the persons of a chief inspector played by the great Peter Cullan and a dedicated family-man detective played by Connor Swindells, and the FBI, personified by an ambitious careerist played by Patrick J. Adams.

They’re often bickering, as Scotland was the “jurisdiction” where the crime — a bomb blew up a Boeing 747 at 31000 feet — took place. The FBI played turf wars as it played catchup, since 190 Americans — many of them college students flying home for Christmas of 1988 — were the victims.

And the CIA section chief on the case (Terrance Maynard) slows down the works and irks one and all by stalling on doling out leads and names, as leads started pointing to state sponsored terrorism with Libyan fingerprints all over it.

The series receates the hellish night when flaming airplane parts, bodies and luggage tumbled out of the sky onto tiny Lockerbie, Scotland, killing some on the ground and leaving survivors in shock. It plays up the shoe leather work of locating evidence on the ground, detecting and intereviewing, the forensics needed to piece together clues from an 850 square mile crime scene.

And as it focuses on the policing and police politics, it takes time to acknowledge the victims’ families, who didn’t accept the FBI’s secrecy and made a stink about how callously they were treated — by the FBI.

The Scots are depicted as much more compassionate, from the police on the job to the locals, personofied by Phyllis Logan (“Downton Abbey”) as a Lockerbie lady who lectured the cops on the human tragedy and what she thought the families — in town and flying in from 21 different countries — needed and deserved.

Merritt Wever (“Nurse Jackie”) is a drawling Senate aide who rides the Feds to be more resepectful of the grieving relatives or face their wrath.

In a series this populous, dropping a few famous faces and reasonably famous names into the mix helps to keep things straight. Well, somewhat.

The formidable Cullan gives us a Scots chief inspector Orr who won’t tolerate having this case poached from him or slacking from his subordinates. “Evidence first, ‘theories’ later,” he barks. And they listen.

Tony Curran plays the one no-nonense subordinate as intimidating as Cullan’s Orr.

Popular character actor Eddie Marsan tries on a Southern Drawl as the FBI’s go-to bomb expert, and makes a sharp impression.

Dominik Tiefenthaler stands out as a dopey Swiss tech nerd whom no one takes seriously until it turns out his company provided electronics used in the bomb.

The sprawl of it all works against the story’s sense of urgency. This could have made a tight, immersive feature film, perhaps ending before the trial of those eventually accused of murder took place.

But the Pan Am bombing saga doesn’t lend itself to that, if you’re trying to relate an unfailingly accurate account. Little dollops of sentiment sometimes land and at other times don’t play and drag. The geopolitics of the day, with Reagan’s blundering, Thatcher’s efforts to show humanity after the tragedy and plenty of “blame” for all of this to go around, are barely mentioned.

Swiss complicity, the Maltese connection, German and FBI and CIA blundering, airline security lapses, it’s all there in tiny doses, with the stoic Scots persevering even as their justice system seems unready for its close-up.

Lee never lets this lapse into Movie of the Week sentimentality. But pulling together all this material, all these people, all those intrigues, tit-for-tat politics and a press corps that’s dismissed early on and the victims themselves — barely introduced — proves daunting in all but the “just the facts, ma’am” sense.

The story is told and the facts are nailed down. But the reality of this monstrous crime is that “gotcha” moments didn’t figure in the police work, big busts were off the table and a lot of dramatic potential is lost by “sticking to the facts.” And that’s before the convoluted finale that can’t help but feel anticlimactic.

Rating: TV-MA, profanity

Cast: Connor Swindells, Patrick J. Adams, Phyllis Logan, Merritt Wever, Tony Curran, Peter Cullan and Eddie Marsan

Credits: Created by Jonathan Lee. A Netflix release.

Running time: six episodes @ :60 munutes each

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Movie Review: Gen Z confronts “I Want Your Sex” Reality — with Trepidation

Some of us saw this coming way back when “Tron” was rebooted as “Tron: Legacy”

The chilly, chiseled perfection that was Olivia Wilde just screamed “dominatrix,” and maybe a future in Cruella de Vil/Nora Desmond roles.

Wilde, dolled up in leather and vinyl, see-through this and bondage that, is the centerpiece of the latest film by Greg Araki (“Mysterious Skin”), a Mrs. Robinson without the “Mrs.” out to dominate, handcuff, gag and spank her sexual prey because “I Want Your Sex.”

It’s an almost amusing riff on Gen Z’s aversion to sex and real life skin-to-skin human contact confronted with a Gen X Maneater who likes her men young, unthreatening and dominatable.

Wilde could be a sort of ultimate fantasy to our introverted masterbater/”hero.” Or his worst nightmare, considering he and his generation have been “growing up in a time where nothing feels safe or OK.”

Cooper Hoffman is Elliot, the 23 year-old, fresh out of UCLA newby nebbish at the “hipster sweatshop” that is artist Erika Tracy’s big money contemporary art studio.

And things with boss Erika (Wilde) are anything but “appropriate.” She puts him on his heels with a “the way you’ve been looking at me makes me uncomfortable,” before hitting Elliot with “You have a girlfriend?” and assorted gay digs and “woke police” cracks, all of it incredibly inappropriate and finished off with “I would never say ANYthing that inappropriate.”

Erika needs a new offie plaything, and lumpy, Waste Management or Joe’s garage workshirt-clothed pushover Elliot fits the bill.

Because he’d never push back, stand up for himself or rat her out in court, we guess. Erika targets low self-esteem “boys,” or so we gather.

But as the story of their boundaries-bending fling is related by Elliot to two interrogating cops (Margaret Cho and Johnny Knoxville). we know that this “harmless” role-playing “fun” didn’t end well.

Our first glimpse of Elliot — bloodied, wearing only a woman’s bikini, with Erika’s body floating in the pool — gives that away.

How’d he end up there? Elliot had a med school student girlfriend (Charli XCX) who barely tolerates his company, a more understanding bestie/roomie (Chase Sui Wonders) and a gay office guide (Mason Gooding), who can’t believe he doesn’t have a “trust fund” and still can afford to work as one of Erika’s art factory slaves.

Daveed Diggs plays the bitchy, perfectly-turned-out office manager Vikktor, who has seen Erika’s toy boys come and go. But skittish Elliot cannot be warned off. Erika is too demanding, too alluring to confront, reject or even disagree with.

Director and co-writer Araki hasn’t made much noise in the decades since his erotic and offbeat “Mysterious Skin” made his name. He’s done a lot of TV, and that shows in his reliance on character “types” and quips that play as cliches.

Gooding’s sexually insatiable gay rich boy co-worker is quick to point out that the gays “invented non-monogamy…and anal.”

Casting two very funny people to play the cops and giving them nothing funny to say is borderline criminal.

Wilde is perfectly cast, even if we ponder why she’s mounted her acting and directing (“The Invite”) comeback on seriously sexualized roles, paired up with male co-stars who’ve never attempted a situp.

Nepo baby Hoffman may be the very picture of the gym-averse ginger frump he’s cast as, but unlike his Oscar winning dad (Philip Seymour H.), he’s just not interesting to watch. The lifeless timidity he brings to the part is spot-on. But this colorless, kind of bloodless performance isn’t.

Araki goes out of his way to avoid predictable (and perhaps satisfying) twists in the narrative, save for the too-conventional climax and all that’s anti-climactic that follows. He bungles the set up for a big “threesome” moment so clumsily that you wonder what was left out of the third wheel’s performance in the editing. The phrase “out of practice” kind of applies to his protagonist, and to his direction.

Still, he’s made a movie with a point and a point of view even if that point is too obvious and the point of view not taken as seriously as Araki thinks. One filmmaker’s fantasy becomes one generation’s best excuse for an anxiety attack.

“I Want Your Sex,” named for a George Michael song that came out a dozen years before Gen Z angsted its way into the world, thus comes off as an unsatisfying blend of edgy and archaic, a satiric comedy that shortchanges the laughs as it falls just short of making its point.

Rating: R, sex, nudity, drug abuse, profanity, a hint of violence and kink

Cast: Cooper Hoffman, Olivia Wilde, Mason Gooding, Charli XCX , Daveed Diggs, Johnny Knoxville and Margaret Cho.

Credits: Directed by Gregg Araki, scripted by Gregg Araki and Karley Sciortino. A Magnolia releaase.

Running time: 1:30

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BOX OFFICE: “Spider Man: A Brand New” Opening Day, but not Opening Weekend Record

So Thursday night was a big deal at the box office.

I went to a late afternoon showing of the latest Marvel, “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” — not the first nor the last of the evening, with screenings starting @noon in my corner of the suburban south. Maybe a dozen people were there. But when I got out, the parking lot was packed.

That mimicked a lot of people’s experience of Thursday, as late evening showings were packed.

Friday was much the same — all day long. And Saturday.

Marvel cravings played a part in the turnout, and five years since the last “Spider-Man” added up to pent-up demand, as Thursday delivered a whopping $72 million. The result was a new opening (two days, really) record of $168 million.

The Marvel record was $157, tallied by pre-Trumpflation “Avengers: Endgame” back in 2019.

“Endgame’s” hold on the non-holiday three day weekend record is safe, as The Numbers reports that $355 million is the ceiling on this $225 million (pre-ads/promotion budget) blockbuster. “Endgame” cleared $357 million on its opening weekend seven years ago.

A little perspective — “Brad New Day” sold somewhere south of seven million tickets Thursday night, with most theaters asking north of $10 even for matinees. Friday, with IMAX screens added in, maybe 12-15 million tickets were sold. And rather than those numbers extending out to give it a $360-$370 million weekend, demand fell off Sat. and is projected to Sunday. Trumpflation ticket pricing will give this one the record, if it nabs it.

An observation — no, fans aren’t “over” comic book movies. But there aren’t as many of of those as there used to be.

Reviews for the fourth Tom Holland outing as the webslinger aren’t all that. He’s ageing out of the character, the pop and sizzle have gone out of his gee whizzes and the weight of the world isn’t the biggest selling point. An interesting but hardly show-stopper villain and lots of Marvel movie fan-service — “Avengers the Comeback” is coming, “The Punisher with Jon Bernthal, Too” and “X-Men: The Reboot” is on the horizon — drives the loses-track-of-the-title-character “plot.” I found it joyless and soulless, not something you want in a Spider-Man movie.

Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey” is looking at a $51 million weekend, its THIRD in release. That would win most any weekend of the year. But with “Brand New Day” looking to break the “Endgame” opening weekend record ($357 million), that’s not all that and a bag of popcorn.

“Toy Stoy 5” has been losing weekdays to “Moana,” but not weekends. It is on track to pull in $6.3 million, good enough for third. It will clear the $460 million mark by Monday — Tuesday at the latest.

“Minions & Monsters” is pretty much exhausted, byt another $5.8 milion is nothing to sneeze at.

“Moana” will fall to a distant fifth– plummeting to $5.3 million, finishing the weekend under $113 million and sinking fast.

“Hadestown” is on the verge of dropping oout of the top five, but Bleecker Street decided to extend it beyond the five day run they’d announced. It earned another $2 million, in sixth place, so maybe that’s it. Then again, with “Moana” bombing out.

“The Invite” earned another $1.2 million in seventh place, giving Olivia Wilde’s directing career a boost. It’s closing in on $25 million, all-in domestically.

The new release “I Want Your Sex,” a generalitional angst goof about sex-averse Gen Z running into S&M Gen X in the form of Olivia Wilde, cracked the top ten with $600k in eighth. Didn’t really work for me, and reviews overall have been mixed, with even Metacritic’s rating warped by serious Left Coast Greg Araki/Olivia Wilde fan-kids in San Fran and LA.

“Young Washington” clings to the top ten in ninth, rounding up another $477k in ticket sales.As it earned just under $50, and cost just $20, Angel Studios can call that a win.

“Obsession” enjoys one last weekend in the top ten (Seems to me I’ve said that before, adding $470k for tenth place, edging over the $263 million mark, making it THE sleeper of the summer, no doubt about it.

“Evil Dead Burn”apparently hasn’t reported its earnings this weekend. Maybe it’s in the top ten, ninth place? So maybe “Obsession” is finally gone. But maybe not.

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Movie Review: Same ol’ “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” or Not

The theory that any movie is improved by the presence of Jon Bernthal gets a stern test in “Spider-Man: Brand New Day.”

As grumpy, crusty, gun-crazy Frank Castle, aka “The Punisher,” reluctant sidekick to Spider-Man, Bernthal curses, sticks his nose in other superhero’s business, empties ammo clips and lands laughs.

But the movie? Two and a half hours of re-set, sentimental rehashes, re-learning web slinging, big fights and flashbacks and fan and franchise service “managed” by director Destin Daniel Cretton, “Brand New Day” may earn hundreds of millions. Yet it never rises above “content.”

Serious Spider-Man fans may wonder if they’ve actually been “serviced” at all in a messy narrative that pushes its title character aside for stretches as the rest of the Marvel Avengers/X-Men “comeback” agenda is tended to.

The ninth Spider-Man movie in 25 years, the fourth with Tom Holland in the title role, throws a few new zippy effects and hurls now-adult Peter Parker into combat with supernatural ninjas clothed in scarlet, at one point.

He’s still grappling with his late Aunt May’s (Marisa Tomei) big life lesson, “With great power comes great responsibility.” And in this latest outing, we see the personal cost of living that creed.

Peter had to hit a temporal reset to save those he loved in “Spider-Man: No Way Home.” His friend Ned (Jacob Batalon) and girlfriend MJ (Zendaya) could only survive on a world worth living in if everybody forgot they ever met Spidey or knew Peter Parker.

It’s been years since this timeline change happened, and our friendly neighborhood “Spider-Man” has devolved into a loner and workaholic. He’s computer-wired into every crime as it happens, and Det. DeWolff (Liza Colón-Zayas) is his biggest cheerleader in a city that worships Spider-Man.

His mass media past, working for a newspaper while villified by that newspaper and much of the media, is forgotten, too. He can love MJ only from afar, composing her a letter explaining their past, one which he can’t send.

But brushes with old foes like Tombstone (Marvin Jones III) and Scorpion (Michael Mando) puts him on a collision course with a mysterious figure hunting for something that the governmental police force labeled Damage Control has. That figure can jump from body to body to body, making crimes and escapes a breeze in a crowded metropolis like New York.

Black Widow Yelena (Florence Pugh) brings Peter in for a consult — in her private sauna. Damage Control Chief Metzger (Trammell Tillman) offers Spider-Man help

Meanwhile, Peter is suffering headaches and spasms brought on by some arachnid changes to his body. He won’t need his self-engineered web-shooters for long. Peter’s becoming a spider, unless Empire State U.’s physics professor, Dr. Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) can help him find a way to suppress his supernaturalness.

The soul-jumping effect and next-generation flying footage are arresting, if not cinema-altering upgrades.

More than a few characters pass by without us hearing their Marvel superhero/supervillain names — Ramrod, Punisher, Tombstone among them. The script is more inside baseball than earlier Marvel outings. So if you don’t know who Frank Castle or Jean Grey are, you might want to google your memory.

Cretton directed “The Glass Castle” and “Just Mercy” and the tepid Marvel outing, “Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.” There’s not enough humanity and romance to this script to merit hiring someone with his strengths. The emotional highs are nothing of the sort. The picture — packed with characters and web-slinging exercises and fights — has no soul and nothing I’d call “joyful” or even “fun.”

That’s been a hallmark of the “Spider-Man” movies ever since horror icon Sam Raimi brought the character to the screen back in 2002. Even the most casual comic-book fans love Spidey, his love story, his trials and his internal struggles over “responsibility.” All that is here, but only in lip service form.

Spidey exclaiming “That’s so coool” when he finds himself in his first flying wirework martial arts swordfight (the oldest “effect” in the film) is an easy and rare laugh. Bernthal, saving grace grouse that he often is, makes every curse or curse cut-off mid-curse a laugh.

But even he’s doing “service” in Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers’ scripted Marvel infomercial. “The Punisher” has his own stand-alone movie comimg. So do “The Avengers” and “The X-Men.”

Who has time for acting grace notes, directors to show some flair for the material and scripts with more humanity and relevence (Damage Control is ICE?)? There’s CONTENT to be made, and as long as we lap it up, that’s all they’ll ever give us.

Rating: PG-13, lots of violence, some profanity

Cast: Tom Holland, Zendaya, Mark Ruffalo, Sadie Sink, Jacob Batalon, Florence Pugh, Jon Bernthal and Marisa Tomei.

Credits: Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton, scripted by Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers, based on the Stan Lee/Steve Ditko comics. A Sony/Marvel Studios release.

Running time: 2:25

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Movie Review: Memory and Preserving the Past in Venezuela — “Lost Chapters”

The Venezualan drama “Lost Chapters” is a meditation on memory, both family and national history.

Its slight story about a student’s homecoming to her book-dealer dad to finish up research on a mysterious, “fake pseudonym” hustling Venezuelan novelist of the first half of the 20th century, returning to a “home” she barely knows and getting reaquainted with a grandmother who is losing her memory.

It might be easy to see this film through a Venezuelan political lens — people giving up on the country and moving away, giving away books they cannot sell, with those educated Venezuelans left behind losing themselves in the lost worlds of books.

But politics are never directly addressed, just the closing of a bookstore due to “the state of the country right now.” And it was filmed and released at home before the Trump administration took power, kidnapped the country’s president and took over its oil industry.

First-time feature director Lorena Alvarado, using a couple of family members as her “stars,” takes us into the edenic garden of her heroine’s (Ena Alvarado) grandmother’s verdant, whimsically-named house, La Ventolera, in Caracas.

Spending the summer there, 25 year-old “Eni” reconnects with that contemplative place, where everyone reads, where grandmother (Adela Rodriguez) drops pearls from half-forgotten poems and Dad (Ignacio Alvarado) plans the next’s day’s hunt for rare titles by Venezuelan and “only Venezuelan” authors.

We rarely hear so much as a radio. We never see a TV. Whatever Lorena Alvarado’s real experience is in her home country, it’s obvious she’s seen lots of French cinema, where TV sets are just props and only turned on when the protagonists are guests on literary, political or cinema-dissecting chat shows.

Plowing through her father’s warehouse packed with books, Eni’s obsession is finding one title — “Elvia” — by long lost to history writer Rafael Bolivar Coronado, one of the many psyeudonyms taken up by an early 1900s imposter novelist who’d steal the names of famous writers just to sell a book to a publisher, moving on to another famous name and we assume another publisher time and again as he built his “career.”

The shoe-leather element of the story is Eni and “Nacho,” her father, haunting the cluttered book stalls of street markets, visiting all of Dad’s fellow book-dealer contacts in their jammed stores that feel like archives to reading, publishing and Venezuelan history. The elusive “Coronado” and his many noms de plume is always her quarry.

Dad’s still keeping a foot in the business, hoarding every Venezuelan book he can, “antiquities of a past that never existed,” getting them from collectors who have died, families packing to leave the country and the like, every so often finding something rare enough to re-sell.

“Mamana” (granny) fades all through this, her one sure connection to the past a poem that begins with “Everything is the same.” But nothing is.

There’s not a lot for the viewer to grab hold of here. I was most fascinated by the hunt for a sort B. Traven figure — a writer who “covered” the Spanish Civil War simply by questioning sailors in Spanish ports, who wrote because he must and sold, by hook or by crook, anything he could.

The performances are “natural” in that untrained actor way, and emotionally flat as a consequence.

What attention “Lost Chapters” has earned has largely focused on the filming conditions — Alvarado used a crew of just two — and the fact that her sister and father have the starring roles. But as the stars of “Ishtar” long ago noted, “a baby doesn’t know how rich his parents are,” and degree-of-difficulty in making a movie never excuses its quality.

While what Alvarado puts on the screen is too polished and intriguing — at least in terms of possibilties — to dismiss, there’s no getting around the lightweight, incomplete and in the end inconsequential feel of “Lost Chapters.”

Another thirty minutes of movie and she might have told a richer story about memory, identity, a troubled country and the liberating isolation of tuning out and losing oneself in work in the arcane world of letters and lost authors.

Rating: unrated

Cast: Ena Alvarado, Ignacio Alvarado and Adela Rodríguez

Credits: Scripted and directed by Lorena Alvarado. A Several Features release.

Running time: 1:08

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Movie Review: Jake J. and Steenburgen master Pickleball – “The Dink”

“The Dink” is Jake Johnson’s tamest comedy since “Let’s Be Cops.” And even though he’s done the network sitcom thing (“The New Girl”), I’ve got to say it doesn’t really suit him.

“Dink” is a not-quite-rom-com about finally giving up your illusion of yourself and accepting who you really are in your ’40s, what we’d call a “midlife crisis” comedy.”.

And it’s about pickleball. So no. Edgy doesn’t figure into it.

Too soft to be funny and straining to find the “sweet” spot, this Josh Greenbaum farce flounders and founders, like “Kingpin” without Bill Murray or any Adam Sandler sports comedy that isn’t “The Waterboy.”

Johnson plays Dusty Boyd, who used to be a tennis phenom, nicknamed “The Hammer” since childhood by his coach-dad (Ed Harris), who was determined to give the kid a heavy hitter rep. Tourneys, magazine feature stories and “Letterman” filled The Hammer’s tweens and teens.

But we catch him on the backside of 40, teaching nine year-olds at his dad’s Vero Beach tennis club and trying to impress those children with a glossy account of his youthful exploits.

Only sidekick P.J. (Aaron Chen) remains in awe, and he’s heard and re-heard the story of how Andy Roddick “stole” The Hammer’s thunder — and career.

But the club is at a crossroads. An ageing America’s sporting life has greyed into a much more popular racket sport for AARPland (Florida). All the seniors want to play pickleball now, not tennis. Led by Skip (Patton Oswalt), the ageing members of the club want more tennis courts covered to pickleball.

Purist dad Chuck and his son “The Hammer” won’t hear of it. Heck, Dusty has just showed off his still formidable shot-making skills to win a bet and ban a 70something pickleballer (Mary Steenburgen) from the club.

A big winner-takes-more-courts match is planned to “settle” the matter, according to old club rules. Jake, forever a disappointment to his dad, can’t even get considered for the role of pickleball killer in that match. Re-injuring himself just when he wants to defend his sport is just another sign of an arrested development life of self-desstruction.

The running joke here is pickleball itself, treated as one-cardiologist-note shy of being sentenced to Florida’s State Sport — shuffleboard. It’s been around for decades, a downsized version of tennis with its own rules, restrictions and slang.

The “no volley zone” near the net is called “the kitchen.” No bashing the ball down that little old lady’s throat allowed. Break that rule, and the wisecracks go all PG-13 at your expense.

“Do the dishes while you’re in there, b—-.”

That’s about as testy and funny as this gets. The title “dink” is what pickleballers call a drop-shot — a point won by putting literally nothing on the ball — kind of a metaphor for the film, actually.

Director Greenbaum of “Barb and Star go to Vista del Mar” squanders a cast filled with funny people, from Oscar winner Steenburgen to Johnson, Oswalt, Ben Stiller (playing a pervy doctor) and Chris Parnell as the club’s best non-professional player.

Stiller’s production company made this. But the Sean Clements script doesn’t have enough laughs to sell as a sitcom pilot, much less a feature film.

Aside from a hilariously droll cameo by John McEnroe, no player scores and pretty much nothing funny lands. Settling for cute and falling short of that adds up to a crying shame.

But there’s no crying in pickleball, or so I’ve been told.

Johnson and Steenburgen get to toy with a budding romance sub plot, which plays as less amusing than her attempts to convert Dusty into a country music fan.

“Country music sucks a–!”

All this adds up to is a movie version of a salt, fat, sugar and alcohol-restricted diet — bland, mostly inoffensive and a meal only in the sense that it goes through the motions until you get up to leave the table, still hungry.

Rating: PG-13, profanity, innuendo

Cast: Jake Johnson, Mary Steenburgen, Aaron Chen, Cleo King, Patton Oswalt, Ben Stiller, Chris Parnell, Andy Roddick, John McEnroe and Ed Harris

Credits: Directed by Josh Greenbaum, scripted by Sean Clements. An Apple TV+ release.

Running time: 1:42

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Netflixable? Kevin Hart’s got “72 Hours” to Stay Relevent

In his latest comedy, Kevin Hart plays an over-40 ad/marketing man who joins four Gen Z bros for a Miami bachelor party/bacchanal in order to touch base with “the youth market” and stay relevent in his business.

So “72 Hours” is a condensed version of what any superstar comic goes through as she or he ages and their audience shrinks as they age with them. What’re “the kids” thinking, doing and laughing at “these days?”

Hart, one of the hardest working people in show business, and one of the richest — just ask him — is 46. His stand-up specials devolved into showcases for excess as he paced the vast, torchlit stage, motor-mouthing mostly about having way too much money to have “normal” problems any more.

So here he is, snorting coke for jokes, projectile vomiting his punchlines, tossing cameos to a couple of pals (Mike Epps and Kat Williams), doing a more unfunny than offensive Tony Montana from “Scarface” impersonation and lending his heat to up-and-coming players, especially “Saturday Night Live” standout, Marcello Hernandez.

But from its used-to-death title to the jokes to the “messaging” about knowing your heart’s desire when you connect with her, “72 Hours” adds up to maybe the laziest movie of director Tim Story’s career. And he just did Eddie Murphy no real favors with “The Pickup.”

Hart plays Joe Nixon, a Madison Avenue marketing “star” who’s lost his fastball. He can’t figure out a way to sell this “Unlimited” vodka to the masses, and the clients and his boss (Kevin Dunn) know it. Kiss that promotion good-bye. Those efforts to get his doctor/fiance (Teyana Taylor) to stay in New York and turn down a better gig may be out the window, too.

But these Gen Z doofuses accidentally included him on their obscene, lewd, loud group chat planning for a bachelor party in Miami. As their videos are “out there” — as is their energy — Joe takes them up on their jokey suggestion that he join them.

He’ll pick up the tab. He’ll secretly stage, finnace and record their clubbing, party bussing and beach babe pursuing as market research. He’ll crack open endless bottles of Unlimited Vodka.

If he can only get them to stop calling him “old.” And “Unc,” short for “Uncle.” If only his Just for Men hair dye bottle hadn’t spilled all over his clothes in his luggage.

Not to worry, he’ll borrow clothes from the closets of the Miami mansion he’s rented. But the guys watching all this on the property’s closed circuit TV are Made Men. “The boss” won’t like that.

And all of Joe’s outdated partying strategies — drinking bottles of Pepto B before tying one on, womanizing, trotting out dated gender and racial stereotypes for fun — run up against kids who are sensitive to all those things. Well, some of them.

As Joe misguides the groom (Mason Gooding), his over-the-top bestie (Hernandez), the towering redhead with a broken heart (Ben Marshall) and the smarter-than-he-looks dope nicknamed “Freshman”(Kam Patterson), the weekend goes off the rails in pretty much every way possible.

“Unc” can’t hold his liquor. No, he doesn’t do coke — unless a mobster (Michael Mando) insists.

That’s where “Riccardo Montana” comes out, as Joe can’t stop speaking Pacino-styled Cuban Spanglish, and the weekend’s bad decisions turn dangerous. Running afoul of the Miami mob is one thing. Dumped on a beach where a bearded smuggler (Scott Adsit of “30 Rock”) is their only hope of “rescue” is another altogether.

Objectively speaking, projectile vomiting taken to the cinematic extremes it is here and in earlier films, can’t help but be funny. Hart’s stumbling Cubish/Spanglish efforts — fears of “being canceled” aside — are almost amusing.

And Kevin Hart’s stung-by-a-jellyfish-face is a triumph of CGI exaggeration. His throwdown on a mobster’s gigantic party yacht with fellow partygoer and comic contemporary Kat Williams is over-the-top and hilarious.

But the movie? Not in the least.

It groans out of the gate, takes too long to set-up and the eventual (VERY eventual) payoffs are nothing to look forward to. The wedding party is lame, with only Hernandez sticking the punchline and nobody really able to overcome the thinly-sketched “types” that the script gives them to play.

Most of the supporting players add nothing — Dunn and Taylor stand-out as wasted paychecks, but those are legion.

The best “old” joke, after the guys have surmised that Joe must be 50, with him insisting that he’s “only 40,” feels improvised coming from Hernandez.

“That’s…so many years to be, man.”

Netflix has been in the Kevin Hart business for a few years now, and while he’s a natural fit for the streamer — his audience generally isn’t going “out” to the movies anymore — you can’t help but wish he’d reduce his vast number of side projects and focus on giving us a really funny movie or series.

Because Netflix is a paycheck, sure. But look at the crap it’s making with Adam Sandler. Look at that godawful Will Ferrell series they cooked up for him, “The Hawk.” They made Will Ferrell an Adam Sandler character, a seriously crude and unamusing one.

Another half-assed movie or two like this one, and even Netflix won’t be calling. Because Hart’s own Gen X audience won’t bother to watch, much less Generations Z, Alpha and beyond.

Rating: R, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, profanity, nudity, sexual situations

Cast: Kevin Hart, Marcello Hernandez, Teyana Taylor, Mason Gooding, Kam Patterson, Ben Marshall, Zach Cherry, Mike Epps, Kat Williams and Andy Garcia.

Credits: Directed by Tim Story, scripted by Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg, Kevin Burrows and Matt Mider. A Sony Pictures production on Netflix.

Running time: 1:45

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Movie Review: Vice, Violence and Algerian French Underworld Laughs come from “A Family of Bastards”

Humor is subjective, the epitome of “to each his/her own” in terms of taste. But I can’t recall a recent caper comedy that’s made me laugh as hard as “A Family of Bastards.”

The setting is Paris, characters are Algerian Muslim in origin and the jokes are in French. There are surprise laughs in situations that don’t play out by formula, in characters you under or over-estimate. And the dialogue — in French with English subtitles — is off the wall droll, sometimes even hilarious.

“Did the circumsion take your balls, too?” Funny in any language. A lightly-regarded shrimp of a school teacher (Benjamin Tranié) interjects, mid-shakedown, “Give me the sign and I release the BULLS!”

A supermodel class prostitute comes on to the new Muslim (Hakim Jemili) in the bar. “Not before marriage,” he insists.

“Was it Oprah (pause), or Saint-Exupéry who said, ‘To love isn’t to look at each other. It’s seeing the same thing?”

And “Debt is like baldness. It’s passed down from the father.” The funniest thing about that is that it’s incorrect. Male pattern baldness is passed down from the grandfather via the mother. But who’d expect a Corsican mobster (David Ayala) to know that?

“A Family of Bastards” is about “family,” sure. It’s about community, crime and loopholes in Parisian laws that give Algerians an edge in opening pubs and cover for other vices that this immigrant class is in line to take over.

A 1997 shooting at Momo’s Bar (Chez Momo) leaves its titular owner in a coma. Son Mohamed (Jemili) comes there and stumbles into a sister, Morgane (Laura Felpin) he never knew he had. And both of them are flummoxed when squirrely, subversive school teacher Maurice (Tranié) rolls in and is more shocked at the family business than he is about new siblings that he, too, didn’t realize he had.

Maurice is down for pitching in and changing careers, running the family bar. But there are complications — debts — that may have been behind Dad’s shooting. Morgane knows about this, but the two out-of-their-depth lads aren’t prepared for the instant shakedown.

The violently amusing outcome of that threat initiates them both into this new life, of illegal slot machines, the brothel that runs upstairs and the rivalry between aged Corsican mobsters like Patrick (Ayala) and the skinny, younger and just-as-deadly Algerian gangleader Kamel (Ouassini Embarek).

Director Mourad Winter (L’amour c’est surcoté) co-wrote the script with Elias Belkeddar (“The King of Algiers”), and they paid special attention to the Algerianness of it all.

Kad Merad plays the inscrutable, all-seeing/all-knowing Djilali, or “Mole,” so-nicknamed because he can’t see but he takes everything in,. He’s one of a narrators who (briefly) take over the story, and the first. He nimbly explains the nature of this world that the two new “brothers” have entered, underscoring what their new “sister” lays down.

There’s a whiff of early Guy Ritchie in the violence and the best way to dispose of a body, in the general jokiness set to the beat of French covers of “Family Affair” and “Rock the Casbah.”

Some mobsters (Ray Mendes) aren’t quite what they seem, some prostitutes (Florence Foresti, Hanaa Mansour) have hidden resouces no one can guess. And the film’s ideas on money-laundering are eye-opening in their novelty.

I was amused by the general DIY-on-the-fly haplessness Jemili and Tranié pull off, at the film’s jauntiness (best-embodied by Maurice) about all this violence and vice, with Mohamed the only one who seems to get that doing what mobsters before them have done is just plain wrong.

A wife and mother drops off her kids at the bar since the Akrour family has been benefiting from the fool’s gambling addiction. Visits back to the Motherland (Algeria at its loveliest) underscore what they owe to their past and to their community.

I don’t know what else to say about this formulaic but witty caper comedy aside from this — it plays.. And how. Don’t let the subtitles scare you away from a good one.

Rating: TV-MA, violence, sexual content, profanity

Cast: Hakim Jemili, Laura Felpin, Benjamin Tranié, Florence Foresti, David Ayala, Ouassini Embarek, Hanaa Mansour and Kad Merad.

Credits: Directed by Mourad Winter, scripted by Elias Belkeddar and Mourad Winter. An MGM/Amazon release on Apple TV, Amazon Prime.

Running time: 1:45

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