Movie Review: Gen Z confronts “I Want Your Sex” Reality — with Trepidation

Some of us saw this coming way back when “Tron” was rebooted as “Tron: Legacy”

The chilly, chiseled perfection that was Olivia Wilde just screamed “dominatrix,” and maybe a future in Cruella de Vil/Nora Desmond roles.

Wilde, dolled up in leather and vinyl, see-through this and bondage that, is the centerpiece of the latest film by Greg Araki (“Mysterious Skin”), a Mrs. Robinson without the “Mrs.” out to dominate, handcuff, gag and spank her sexual prey because “I Want Your Sex.”

It’s an almost amusing riff on Gen Z’s aversion to sex and real life skin-to-skin human contact confronted with a Gen X Maneater who likes her men young, unthreatening and dominatable.

Wilde could be a sort of ultimate fantasy to our introverted masterbater/”hero.” Or his worst nightmare, considering he and his generation have been “growing up in a time where nothing feels safe or OK.”

Cooper Hoffman is Elliot, the 23 year-old, fresh out of UCLA newby nebbish at the “hipster sweatshop” that is artist Erika Tracy’s big money contemporary art studio.

And things with boss Erika (Wilde) are anything but “appropriate.” She puts him on his heels with a “the way you’ve been looking at me makes me uncomfortable,” before hitting Elliot with “You have a girlfriend?” and assorted gay digs and “woke police” cracks, all of it incredibly inappropriate and finished off with “I would never say ANYthing that inappropriate.”

Erika needs a new offie plaything, and lumpy, Waste Management or Joe’s garage workshirt-clothed pushover Elliot fits the bill.

Because he’d never push back, stand up for himself or rat her out in court, we guess. Erika targets low self-esteem “boys,” or so we gather.

But as the story of their boundaries-bending fling is related by Elliot to two interrogating cops (Margaret Cho and Johnny Knoxville). we know that this “harmless” role-playing “fun” didn’t end well.

Our first glimpse of Elliot — bloodied, wearing only a woman’s bikini, with Erika’s body floating in the pool — gives that away.

How’d he end up there? Elliot had a med school student girlfriend (Charli XCX) who barely tolerates his company, a more understanding bestie/roomie (Chase Sui Wonders) and a gay office guide (Mason Gooding), who can’t believe he doesn’t have a “trust fund” and still can afford to work as one of Erika’s art factory slaves.

Daveed Diggs plays the bitchy, perfectly-turned-out office manager Vikktor, who has seen Erika’s toy boys come and go. But skittish Elliot cannot be warned off. Erika is too demanding, too alluring to confront, reject or even disagree with.

Director and co-writer Araki hasn’t made much noise in the decades since his erotic and offbeat “Mysterious Skin” made his name. He’s done a lot of TV, and that shows in his reliance on character “types” and quips that play as cliches.

Gooding’s sexually insatiable gay rich boy co-worker is quick to point out that the gays “invented non-monogamy…and anal.”

Casting two very funny people to play the cops and giving them nothing funny to say is borderline criminal.

Wilde is perfectly cast, even if we ponder why she’s mounted her acting and directing (“The Invite”) comeback on seriously sexualized roles, paired up with male co-stars who’ve never attempted a situp.

Nepo baby Hoffman may be the very picture of the gym-averse ginger frump he’s cast as, but unlike his Oscar winning dad (Philip Seymour H.), he’s just not interesting to watch. The lifeless timidity he brings to the part is spot-on. But this colorless, kind of bloodless performance isn’t.

Araki goes out of his way to avoid predictable (and perhaps satisfying) twists in the narrative, save for the too-conventional climax and all that’s anti-climactic that follows. He bungles the set up for a big “threesome” moment so clumsily that you wonder what was left out of the third wheel’s performance in the editing. The phrase “out of practice” kind of applies to his protagonist, and to his direction.

Still, he’s made a movie with a point and a point of view even if that point is too obvious and the point of view not taken as seriously as Araki thinks. One filmmaker’s fantasy becomes one generation’s best excuse for an anxiety attack.

“I Want Your Sex,” named for a George Michael song that came out a dozen years before Gen Z angsted its way into the world, thus comes off as an unsatisfying blend of edgy and archaic, a satiric comedy that shortchanges the laughs as it falls just short of making its point.

Rating: R, sex, nudity, drug abuse, profanity, a hint of violence and kink

Cast: Cooper Hoffman, Olivia Wilde, Mason Gooding, Charli XCX , Daveed Diggs, Johnny Knoxville and Margaret Cho.

Credits: Directed by Gregg Araki, scripted by Gregg Araki and Karley Sciortino. A Magnolia releaase.

Running time: 1:30

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BOX OFFICE: “Spider Man: A Brand New Box Office Record?”

So Thursday night was a big deal at the box office.

I went to a late afternoon showing of the latest Marvel, “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” — not the first nor the last of the evening, with screenings starting @noon in my corner of the suburban south. Maybe a dozen people were there. But when I got out, the parking lot was packed.

That mimicked a lot of people’s experience of Thursday, as late evening showings were packed.

Friday was much the same — all day long.

Marvel cravings played a part in the turnout, and five years since the last “Spider-Man” added up to pent-up demand, as Thursday delivered a whopping $72 million. Deadline.com is projecting Thursday/Friday as a possible new opening day Marvel record — $170 million, maybe?

The Marvel record is $157, tallied by pre-Trumpflation “Avengers: Endgame” back in 2019.

“Endgame’s” hold on the non-holiday three day weekend record is within reach if Friday’s numbers clear $160.

Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey” is looking at a $52 million weekend, its THIRD in release. That would win most any weekend of the year. But with “Brand New Day” looking to break the “Endgame” opening weekend record ($357 million), that’s not all that and a bag of popcorn.

“Moana” will fall to a distant third — low $teens if Disney is lucky, $10 if it isn’t.

“Toy Stoy 5” has been losing weekdays to “Moana,” but not recent weekends. It, too, should roll in around $10 million and land either third or fourth. “Minions & Monsters” is pretty much exhausted, but will hang around the top five.

“Hadestown” will drop out of the top five, but Bleecker Street decided to extend it beyond the five day run they’d announced. So we’ll see how deep in the top ten it tallies.

Will “Obsession” finally exit the top ten?

A little perspective — “Brad New Day” sold somewhere south of seven million tickets Thursday night, with most theaters asking north of $10 even for matinees. Friday, with IMAX screens added in, maybe 12-15 million tickets were sold. Trumpflation ticket pricing will give this one the record, if it nabs it.

An observation — no, fans aren’t “over” comic book movies. But there aren’t as many of of those as there used to be.

Reviews for the fourth Tom Holland outing as the webslinger aren’t all that. He’s ageing out of the character, the pop and sizzle have gone out of his gee whizzes and the weight of the world isn’t the biggest selling point. An interesting but hardly show-stopper villain and lots of Marvel movie fan-service — “Avengers the Comeback” is coming, “The Punisher with Jon Bernthal, Too” and “X-Men: The Reboot” is on the horizon — drives the loses-track-of-the-title-character “plot.” I found it joyless and soulless, not something you want in a Spider-Man movie.

The other “wide” new release this weekend is “I Want Your Sex,” a dark comedy about Gen Sex Free, aka Gen Z, confronted with the allure of Gen X bombshell Olivia Wilde. It probably won’t crack the top ten. If they’re not having sex, they’re not buying tickets to a movie about the reasons they’re afraid of hook-ups, right?

Check back here as I will be updating this box office race as the weekend progreess.

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Movie Review: Same ol’ “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” or Not

The theory that any movie is improved by the presence of Jon Bernthal gets a stern test in “Spider-Man: Brand New Day.”

As grumpy, crusty, gun-crazy Frank Castle, aka “The Punisher,” reluctant sidekick to Spider-Man, Bernthal curses, sticks his nose in other superhero’s business, empties ammo clips and lands laughs.

But the movie? Two and a half hours of re-set, sentimental rehashes, re-learning web slinging, big fights and flashbacks and fan and franchise service “managed” by director Destin Daniel Cretton, “Brand New Day” may earn hundreds of millions. Yet it never rises above “content.”

Serious Spider-Man fans may wonder if they’ve actually been “serviced” at all in a messy narrative that pushes its title character aside for stretches as the rest of the Marvel Avengers/X-Men “comeback” agenda is tended to.

The ninth Spider-Man movie in 25 years, the fourth with Tom Holland in the title role, throws a few new zippy effects and hurls now-adult Peter Parker into combat with supernatural ninjas clothed in scarlet, at one point.

He’s still grappling with his late Aunt May’s (Marisa Tomei) big life lesson, “With great power comes great responsibility.” And in this latest outing, we see the personal cost of living that creed.

Peter had to hit a temporal reset to save those he loved in “Spider-Man: No Way Home.” His friend Ned (Jacob Batalon) and girlfriend MJ (Zendaya) could only survive on a world worth living in if everybody forgot they ever met Spidey or knew Peter Parker.

It’s been years since this timeline change happened, and our friendly neighborhood “Spider-Man” has devolved into a loner and workaholic. He’s computer-wired into every crime as it happens, and Det. DeWolff (Liza Colón-Zayas) is his biggest cheerleader in a city that worships Spider-Man.

His mass media past, working for a newspaper while villified by that newspaper and much of the media, is forgotten, too. He can love MJ only from afar, composing her a letter explaining their past, one which he can’t send.

But brushes with old foes like Tombstone (Marvin Jones III) and Scorpion (Michael Mando) puts him on a collision course with a mysterious figure hunting for something that the governmental police force labeled Damage Control has. That figure can jump from body to body to body, making crimes and escapes a breeze in a crowded metropolis like New York.

Black Widow Yelena (Florence Pugh) brings Peter in for a consult — in her private sauna. Damage Control Chief Metzger (Trammell Tillman) offers Spider-Man help

Meanwhile, Peter is suffering headaches and spasms brought on by some arachnid changes to his body. He won’t need his self-engineered web-shooters for long. Peter’s becoming a spider, unless Empire State U.’s physics professor, Dr. Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) can help him find a way to suppress his supernaturalness.

The soul-jumping effect and next-generation flying footage are arresting, if not cinema-altering upgrades.

More than a few characters pass by without us hearing their Marvel superhero/supervillain names — Ramrod, Punisher, Tombstone among them. The script is more inside baseball than earlier Marvel outings. So if you don’t know who Frank Castle or Jean Grey are, you might want to google your memory.

Cretton directed “The Glass Castle” and “Just Mercy” and the tepid Marvel outing, “Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.” There’s not enough humanity and romance to this script to merit hiring someone with his strengths. The emotional highs are nothing of the sort. The picture — packed with characters and web-slinging exercises and fights — has no soul and nothing I’d call “joyful” or even “fun.”

That’s been a hallmark of the “Spider-Man” movies ever since horror icon Sam Raimi brought the character to the screen back in 2002. Even the most casual comic-book fans love Spidey, his love story, his trials and his internal struggles over “responsibility.” All that is here, but only in lip service form.

Spidey exclaiming “That’s so coool” when he finds himself in his first flying wirework martial arts swordfight (the oldest “effect” in the film) is an easy and rare laugh. Bernthal, saving grace grouse that he often is, makes every curse or curse cut-off mid-curse a laugh.

But even he’s doing “service” in Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers’ scripted Marvel infomercial. “The Punisher” has his own stand-alone movie comimg. So do “The Avengers” and “The X-Men.”

Who has time for acting grace notes, directors to show some flair for the material and scripts with more humanity and relevence (Damage Control is ICE?)? There’s CONTENT to be made, and as long as we lap it up, that’s all they’ll ever give us.

Rating: PG-13, lots of violence, some profanity

Cast: Tom Holland, Zendaya, Mark Ruffalo, Sadie Sink, Jacob Batalon, Florence Pugh, Jon Bernthal and Marisa Tomei.

Credits: Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton, scripted by Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers, based on the Stan Lee/Steve Ditko comics. A Sony/Marvel Studios release.

Running time: 2:25

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Movie Review: Memory and Preserving the Past in Venezuela — “Lost Chapters”

The Venezualan drama “Lost Chapters” is a meditation on memory, both family and national history.

Its slight story about a student’s homecoming to her book-dealer dad to finish up research on a mysterious, “fake pseudonym” hustling Venezuelan novelist of the first half of the 20th century, returning to a “home” she barely knows and getting reaquainted with a grandmother who is losing her memory.

It might be easy to see this film through a Venezuelan political lens — people giving up on the country and moving away, giving away books they cannot sell, with those educated Venezuelans left behind losing themselves in the lost worlds of books.

But politics are never directly addressed, just the closing of a bookstore due to “the state of the country right now.” And it was filmed and released at home before the Trump administration took power, kidnapped the country’s president and took over its oil industry.

First-time feature director Lorena Alvarado, using a couple of family members as her “stars,” takes us into the edenic garden of her heroine’s (Ena Alvarado) grandmother’s verdant, whimsically-named house, La Ventolera, in Caracas.

Spending the summer there, 25 year-old “Eni” reconnects with that contemplative place, where everyone reads, where grandmother (Adela Rodriguez) drops pearls from half-forgotten poems and Dad (Ignacio Alvarado) plans the next’s day’s hunt for rare titles by Venezuelan and “only Venezuelan” authors.

We rarely hear so much as a radio. We never see a TV. Whatever Lorena Alvarado’s real experience is in her home country, it’s obvious she’s seen lots of French cinema, where TV sets are just props and only turned on when the protagonists are guests on literary, political or cinema-dissecting chat shows.

Plowing through her father’s warehouse packed with books, Eni’s obsession is finding one title — “Elvia” — by long lost to history writer Rafael Bolivar Coronado, one of the many psyeudonyms taken up by an early 1900s imposter novelist who’d steal the names of famous writers just to sell a book to a publisher, moving on to another famous name and we assume another publisher time and again as he built his “career.”

The shoe-leather element of the story is Eni and “Nacho,” her father, haunting the cluttered book stalls of street markets, visiting all of Dad’s fellow book-dealer contacts in their jammed stores that feel like archives to reading, publishing and Venezuelan history. The elusive “Coronado” and his many noms de plume is always her quarry.

Dad’s still keeping a foot in the business, hoarding every Venezuelan book he can, “antiquities of a past that never existed,” getting them from collectors who have died, families packing to leave the country and the like, every so often finding something rare enough to re-sell.

“Mamana” (granny) fades all through this, her one sure connection to the past a poem that begins with “Everything is the same.” But nothing is.

There’s not a lot for the viewer to grab hold of here. I was most fascinated by the hunt for a sort B. Traven figure — a writer who “covered” the Spanish Civil War simply by questioning sailors in Spanish ports, who wrote because he must and sold, by hook or by crook, anything he could.

The performances are “natural” in that untrained actor way, and emotionally flat as a consequence.

What attention “Lost Chapters” has earned has largely focused on the filming conditions — Alvarado used a crew of just two — and the fact that her sister and father have the starring roles. But as the stars of “Ishtar” long ago noted, “a baby doesn’t know how rich his parents are,” and degree-of-difficulty in making a movie never excuses its quality.

While what Alvarado puts on the screen is too polished and intriguing — at least in terms of possibilties — to dismiss, there’s no getting around the lightweight, incomplete and in the end inconsequential feel of “Lost Chapters.”

Another thirty minutes of movie and she might have told a richer story about memory, identity, a troubled country and the liberating isolation of tuning out and losing oneself in work in the arcane world of letters and lost authors.

Rating: unrated

Cast: Ena Alvarado, Ignacio Alvarado and Adela Rodríguez

Credits: Scripted and directed by Lorena Alvarado. A Several Features release.

Running time: 1:08

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Movie Review: Jake J. and Steenbergen master Pickleball – “The Dink”

“The Dink” is Jake Johnson’s tamest comedy since “Let’s Be Cops.” And even though he’s done the network sitcom thing (“The New Girl”), I’ve got to say it doesn’t really suit him.

“Dink” is a not-quite-rom-com about finally giving up your illusion of yourself and accepting who you really are in your ’40s, what we’d call a “midlife crisis” comedy.”.

And it’s about pickleball. So no. Edgy doesn’t figure into it.

Too soft to be funny and straining to find the “sweet” spot, this Josh Greenbaum farce flounders and founders, like “Kingpin” without Bill Murray or any Adam Sandler sports comedy that isn’t “The Waterboy.”

Johnson plays Dusty Boyd, who used to be a tennis phenom, nicknamed “The Hammer” since childhood by his coach-dad (Ed Harris), who was determined to give the kid a heavy hitter rep. Tourneys, magazine feature stories and “Letterman” filled The Hammer’s tweens and teens.

But we catch him on the backside of 40, teaching nine year-olds at his dad’s Vero Beach tennis club and trying to impress those children with a glossy account of his youthful exploits.

Only sidekick P.J. (Aaron Chen) remains in awe, and he’s heard and re-heard the story of how Andy Roddick “stole” The Hammer’s thunder — and career.

But the club is at a crossroads. An ageing America’s sporting life has greyed into a much more popular racket sport for AARPland (Florida). All the seniors want to play pickleball now, not tennis. Led by Skip (Patton Oswalt), the ageing members of the club want more tennis courts covered to pickleball.

Purist dad Chuck and his son “The Hammer” won’t hear of it. Heck, Dusty has just showed off his still formidable shot-making skills to win a bet and ban a 70something pickleballer (Mary Steenburgen) from the club.

A big winner-takes-more-courts match is planned to “settle” the matter, according to old club rules. Jake, forever a disappointment to his dad, can’t even get considered for the role of pickleball killer in that match. Re-injuring himself just when he wants to defend his sport is just another sign of an arrested development life of self-desstruction.

The running joke here is pickleball itself, treated as one-cardiologist-note shy of being sentenced to Florida’s State Sport — shuffleboard. It’s been around for decades, a downsized version of tennis with its own rules, restrictions and slang.

The “no volley zone” near the net is called “the kitchen.” No bashing the ball down that little old lady’s throat allowed. Break that rule, and the wisecracks go all PG-13 at your expense.

“Do the dishes while you’re in there, b—-.”

That’s about as testy and funny as this gets. The title “dink” is what pickleballers call a drop-shot — a point won by putting literally nothing on the ball — kind of a metaphor for the film, actually.

Director Greenbaum of “Barb and Star go to Vista del Mar” squanders a cast filled with funny people, from Oscar winner Steenburgen to Johnson, Oswalt, Ben Stiller (playing a pervy doctor) and Chris Parnell as the club’s best non-professional player.

Stiller’s production company made this. But the Sean Clements script doesn’t have enough laughs to sell as a sitcom pilot, much less a feature film.

Aside from a hilariously droll cameo by John McEnroe, no player scores and pretty much nothing funny lands. Settling for cute and falling short of that adds up to a crying shame.

But there’s no crying in pickleball, or so I’ve been told.

Johnson and Steenburgen get to toy with a budding romance sub plot, which plays as less amusing than her attempts to convert Dusty into a country music fan.

“Country music sucks a–!”

All this adds up to is a movie version of a salt, fat, sugar and alcohol-restricted diet — bland, mostly inoffensive and a meal only in the sense that it goes through the motions until you get up to leave the table, still hungry.

Rating: PG-13, profanity, innuendo

Cast: Jake Johnson, Mary Steenburgen, Aaron Chen, Cleo King, Patton Oswalt, Ben Stiller, Chris Parnell, Andy Roddick, John McEnroe and Ed Harris

Credits: Directed by Josh Greenbaum, scripted by Sean Clements. An Apple TV+ release.

Running time: 1:42

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Netflixable? Kevin Hart’s got “72 Hours” to Stay Relevent

In his latest comedy, Kevin Hart plays an over-40 ad/marketing man who joins four Gen Z bros for a Miami bachelor party/bacchanal in order to touch base with “the youth market” and stay relevent in his business.

So “72 Hours” is a condensed version of what any superstar comic goes through as she or he ages and their audience shrinks as they age with them. What’re “the kids” thinking, doing and laughing at “these days?”

Hart, one of the hardest working people in show business, and one of the richest — just ask him — is 46. His stand-up specials devolved into showcases for excess as he paced the vast, torchlit stage, motor-mouthing mostly about having way too much money to have “normal” problems any more.

So here he is, snorting coke for jokes, projectile vomiting his punchlines, tossing cameos to a couple of pals (Mike Epps and Kat Williams), doing a more unfunny than offensive Tony Montana from “Scarface” impersonation and lending his heat to up-and-coming players, especially “Saturday Night Live” standout, Marcello Hernandez.

But from its used-to-death title to the jokes to the “messaging” about knowing your heart’s desire when you connect with her, “72 Hours” adds up to maybe the laziest movie of director Tim Story’s career. And he just did Eddie Murphy no real favors with “The Pickup.”

Hart plays Joe Nixon, a Madison Avenue marketing “star” who’s lost his fastball. He can’t figure out a way to sell this “Unlimited” vodka to the masses, and the clients and his boss (Kevin Dunn) know it. Kiss that promotion good-bye. Those efforts to get his doctor/fiance (Teyana Taylor) to stay in New York and turn down a better gig may be out the window, too.

But these Gen Z doofuses accidentally included him on their obscene, lewd, loud group chat planning for a bachelor party in Miami. As their videos are “out there” — as is their energy — Joe takes them up on their jokey suggestion that he join them.

He’ll pick up the tab. He’ll secretly stage, finnace and record their clubbing, party bussing and beach babe pursuing as market research. He’ll crack open endless bottles of Unlimited Vodka.

If he can only get them to stop calling him “old.” And “Unc,” short for “Uncle.” If only his Just for Men hair dye bottle hadn’t spilled all over his clothes in his luggage.

Not to worry, he’ll borrow clothes from the closets of the Miami mansion he’s rented. But the guys watching all this on the property’s closed circuit TV are Made Men. “The boss” won’t like that.

And all of Joe’s outdated partying strategies — drinking bottles of Pepto B before tying one on, womanizing, trotting out dated gender and racial stereotypes for fun — run up against kids who are sensitive to all those things. Well, some of them.

As Joe misguides the groom (Mason Gooding), his over-the-top bestie (Hernandez), the towering redhead with a broken heart (Ben Marshall) and the smarter-than-he-looks dope nicknamed “Freshman”(Kam Patterson), the weekend goes off the rails in pretty much every way possible.

“Unc” can’t hold his liquor. No, he doesn’t do coke — unless a mobster (Michael Mando) insists.

That’s where “Riccardo Montana” comes out, as Joe can’t stop speaking Pacino-styled Cuban Spanglish, and the weekend’s bad decisions turn dangerous. Running afoul of the Miami mob is one thing. Dumped on a beach where a bearded smuggler (Scott Adsit of “30 Rock”) is their only hope of “rescue” is another altogether.

Objectively speaking, projectile vomiting taken to the cinematic extremes it is here and in earlier films, can’t help but be funny. Hart’s stumbling Cubish/Spanglish efforts — fears of “being canceled” aside — are almost amusing.

And Kevin Hart’s stung-by-a-jellyfish-face is a triumph of CGI exaggeration. His throwdown on a mobster’s gigantic party yacht with fellow partygoer and comic contemporary Kat Williams is over-the-top and hilarious.

But the movie? Not in the least.

It groans out of the gate, takes too long to set-up and the eventual (VERY eventual) payoffs are nothing to look forward to. The wedding party is lame, with only Hernandez sticking the punchline and nobody really able to overcome the thinly-sketched “types” that the script gives them to play.

Most of the supporting players add nothing — Dunn and Taylor stand-out as wasted paychecks, but those are legion.

The best “old” joke, after the guys have surmised that Joe must be 50, with him insisting that he’s “only 40,” feels improvised coming from Hernandez.

“That’s…so many years to be, man.”

Netflix has been in the Kevin Hart business for a few years now, and while he’s a natural fit for the streamer — his audience generally isn’t going “out” to the movies anymore — you can’t help but wish he’d reduce his vast number of side projects and focus on giving us a really funny movie or series.

Because Netflix is a paycheck, sure. But look at the crap it’s making with Adam Sandler. Look at that godawful Will Ferrell series they cooked up for him, “The Hawk.” They made Will Ferrell an Adam Sandler character, a seriously crude and unamusing one.

Another half-assed movie or two like this one, and even Netflix won’t be calling. Because Hart’s own Gen X audience won’t bother to watch, much less Generations Z, Alpha and beyond.

Rating: R, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, profanity, nudity, sexual situations

Cast: Kevin Hart, Marcello Hernandez, Teyana Taylor, Mason Gooding, Kam Patterson, Ben Marshall, Zach Cherry, Mike Epps, Kat Williams and Andy Garcia.

Credits: Directed by Tim Story, scripted by Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg, Kevin Burrows and Matt Mider. A Sony Pictures production on Netflix.

Running time: 1:45

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Movie Review: Vice, Violence and Algerian French Underworld Laughs come from “A Family of Bastards”

Humor is subjective, the epitome of “to each his/her own” in terms of taste. But I can’t recall a recent caper comedy that’s made me laugh as hard as “A Family of Bastards.”

The setting is Paris, characters are Algerian Muslim in origin and the jokes are in French. There are surprise laughs in situations that don’t play out by formula, in characters you under or over-estimate. And the dialogue — in French with English subtitles — is off the wall droll, sometimes even hilarious.

“Did the circumsion take your balls, too?” Funny in any language. A lightly-regarded shrimp of a school teacher (Benjamin Tranié) interjects, mid-shakedown, “Give me the sign and I release the BULLS!”

A supermodel class prostitute comes on to the new Muslim (Hakim Jemili) in the bar. “Not before marriage,” he insists.

“Was it Oprah (pause), or Saint-Exupéry who said, ‘To love isn’t to look at each other. It’s seeing the same thing?”

And “Debt is like baldness. It’s passed down from the father.” The funniest thing about that is that it’s incorrect. Male pattern baldness is passed down from the grandfather via the mother. But who’d expect a Corsican mobster (David Ayala) to know that?

“A Family of Bastards” is about “family,” sure. It’s about community, crime and loopholes in Parisian laws that give Algerians an edge in opening pubs and cover for other vices that this immigrant class is in line to take over.

A 1997 shooting at Momo’s Bar (Chez Momo) leaves its titular owner in a coma. Son Mohamed (Jemili) comes there and stumbles into a sister, Morgane (Laura Felpin) he never knew he had. And both of them are flummoxed when squirrely, subversive school teacher Maurice (Tranié) rolls in and is more shocked at the family business than he is about new siblings that he, too, didn’t realize he had.

Maurice is down for pitching in and changing careers, running the family bar. But there are complications — debts — that may have been behind Dad’s shooting. Morgane knows about this, but the two out-of-their-depth lads aren’t prepared for the instant shakedown.

The violently amusing outcome of that threat initiates them both into this new life, of illegal slot machines, the brothel that runs upstairs and the rivalry between aged Corsican mobsters like Patrick (Ayala) and the skinny, younger and just-as-deadly Algerian gangleader Kamel (Ouassini Embarek).

Director Mourad Winter (L’amour c’est surcoté) co-wrote the script with Elias Belkeddar (“The King of Algiers”), and they paid special attention to the Algerianness of it all.

Kad Merad plays the inscrutable, all-seeing/all-knowing Djilali, or “Mole,” so-nicknamed because he can’t see but he takes everything in,. He’s one of a narrators who (briefly) take over the story, and the first. He nimbly explains the nature of this world that the two new “brothers” have entered, underscoring what their new “sister” lays down.

There’s a whiff of early Guy Ritchie in the violence and the best way to dispose of a body, in the general jokiness set to the beat of French covers of “Family Affair” and “Rock the Casbah.”

Some mobsters (Ray Mendes) aren’t quite what they seem, some prostitutes (Florence Foresti, Hanaa Mansour) have hidden resouces no one can guess. And the film’s ideas on money-laundering are eye-opening in their novelty.

I was amused by the general DIY-on-the-fly haplessness Jemili and Tranié pull off, at the film’s jauntiness (best-embodied by Maurice) about all this violence and vice, with Mohamed the only one who seems to get that doing what mobsters before them have done is just plain wrong.

A wife and mother drops off her kids at the bar since the Akrour family has been benefiting from the fool’s gambling addiction. Visits back to the Motherland (Algeria at its loveliest) underscore what they owe to their past and to their community.

I don’t know what else to say about this formulaic but witty caper comedy aside from this — it plays.. And how. Don’t let the subtitles scare you away from a good one.

Rating: TV-MA, violence, sexual content, profanity

Cast: Hakim Jemili, Laura Felpin, Benjamin Tranié, Florence Foresti, David Ayala, Ouassini Embarek, Hanaa Mansour and Kad Merad.

Credits: Directed by Mourad Winter, scripted by Elias Belkeddar and Mourad Winter. An MGM/Amazon release on Apple TV, Amazon Prime.

Running time: 1:45

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Movie Review — “Hadestown: The Musical”

The Tony Award-winning musical “Hadestown” comes to the big screen as “Hadestown: The Musical,” a filmed version of the show, earns a one week theatrical run.

It’s a kind of whitebread New Orleans juke joint musical, a 1930-set retelling of the myths of Eurydice and Orpheus and Hades and Persephone, a sung-through (mostly) crowd pleaser in the modern fashion.

A very good original Broadway-leads/London production cast makes it come off, although non-theatre nerds may have some difficulty discerning what all the whooping and hollering over this simple if showy gesture or that big, belted anthem, courtship tune or menacing musical threat of a life enslaved in hell is about.

What’s undeniable is the musicality and musicianship of this piece of musical theater. The voices are grand, the on-stage band of seven — augmented by a fiddle here, an accordion there, played by singing cast members — can be lovely to hear and look at, even if the story leaves you as cold as it did me.

A regal André De Shields is Hermes, our “chorus” and MC for the evening, introducing the characters and playing his part in realizing or simply recognizing their Fates. Literally.

The “Road to Hell” is an “old song,” he sings. But it’s the “railroad line” that dominates the lyrics as he introduces The Fates (Bella Brown, Madeline Charlemagne and Allie Daniel), who participate, in a sort of “Watch your step” way, in the stories of Orpheus (Reeve Carney), a lilting, pop-star-pretty songwriter who wants to compose a tune “so beautiful it brings the world back in tune!” He also wants Eurydice (Eva Noblezada) the moment he sets eyes on her.

Her name has a whiff of “judgement” in its Greek translation. But that’s not what gets the attention of Orpheus.

“Come away with me!”

“Who ARE you?”

“The man who’s going to marry you!”

Interfering with that union are the machinations of Hades, sung and performed by the impossibly-deep-voiced baritone Patrick Page. With his “queen” Persephone (show stealer Amber Gray), he might sing Eurydice into taking up work in the “factory” of the underworld and signing on the dotted line.

If pursuing her after death is what it takes, and if you know your Greek mythology it is, sweet-voiced Orpheus will go down down down “Way Down to Hadestown” to try and fetch her back.

There’s a clever enough conceit to the book — the narrative — here. But the big themes of poverty, Satanic capitalism and the like didn’t really land for me.

But the play’s anti-authoritarianism, preached in Hades’ most overtly authoritarian song, “Why We Build the Wall,” is chilling, mainly because of its prophetic nature. It was composed in 2006.

“Why do we build the wall, children?”

“We build the wall to keep us free,” the enslaved inhabitants of Hadestown sing back.

The love story is an unemotional non-starter. The tunes don’t ache or uplift. Not for me, anyway.

The songs are from branch of music I’ve loved forever, but they’re not exactly hummable, When every tune is put over in a sort of grandiose Patti-Lupone-as-“Evita”/Taylor Swift’s Greatest Hits fashion, it’s hard to gauge the place in the plot this song services as they’re all rendered as “showstoppers.”

Which suits Gray’s BIG turn and the voices of Page, Noblezada and De Shields, but the not the higher-voiced, not-quite-funny/never-really-“tragic” leading man. The performances have a “‘Les Mis’ in Concert” presentational quality, more “performed” than acted.

The London audience for this certainly ate that up. The feel of the piece as performed is of an ambitious pop jukebox musical rendered in imitation blues, with no one song standing out as one you hum leaving the theater.

I like the cinematic approach of the filming and editing, catching close-ups, cutting to musicians for solos and the like. And I like musicals, even as I recognize that Tony winner or not, the true culture-shifting/Broadway-or-London-or-Paris theatre blockbusters are once a generation. It’s “of its moment” in the sense that the moment came after it was written, fun enough while it lasts (it’s overlong), but didn’t really stick with me past the closing credits.

“Hadestown” isn’t “Urinetown” or “Waitress,” but feels kind of forgettable the way too many shows “of their moment” do. It’s decently if not dazzlingly danced and well-sung. But it lacks the novelty, pizzaz and wit of “Hamilton.”

It does, however, have that “theatre nerds will love it” cachet, which had a hand in turning “Rent” into a phenomenon. And if you’re looking for an excuse to write off this review because you disagree with it, I wasn’t nuts about “Rent” either.

Rating: unrated

Cast:André De Shields, Eva Noblezada, Reeve Carney, Amber Gray and Patrick Page.

Credits: Directed by Brett Sullivan, staged by Rachel Chavkin, scripted and composed by Anais Mitchell. A Bleecker Street (CrossWalk) release.

Running time: 2:21

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Movie Review: Crossing the Wrong Vet leads to “Motor City” Mayhem

As gimmicks go, cranking out a formulaic ’70s thriller with no dialogue, with set-piece scenes cut to songs from the era by David Bowie, Donna Summer, The Moody Blues, Bill Withers, Sniff-n Tears and Fleetwood Mac works for me.

Potsy Ponciroli’s “Motor City” features dialogue-free “conversations,” silent chats witnessed through windowed, closed doors, muted mumbling and sound effects — all aimed at making the viewer pay attention, invest in and figure out the story.

As Pudovkin preached with Kubrick quoting him, film is first and foremost a visual medium. Why have a character “tell” another character — and the viewer — something if you can show it? A gesture, a situation or a close-up “clue,” actions always speak louder than words.

Man mountain Alan Ritchson of TV’s “Reacher” — think The Hulk with better hair products — stars as an ex-con set-up by a rich mobster and dirty cops, all to wrest his fiance (Shailene Woodley) from his grasp and back into the arms of the porn-stached creep (Ben Foster) who sets all this in motion.

Nobody tells our hero, John, that the guys who swiped his Chevelle only to ditch it minutes later stuffed it with drugs so he’d take the fall. We see some of that unfold, and we figure it all out at the same time as John Miller. He reacts just the way you’d expect, with a fury.

The Chad St. John narrative opens in ’77 Detroit, a broke and breaking city bracing itself for the wasteland it’d become in the Reagan ’80s. A car chase is interrupted when our bloodied hero dumps a body — from a great height — onto the hood of one of the racing oversized ungainly, inefficient Yank Tanks that almost put Detroit out of business.

Our story proper takes place a year earlier, when we’re there for the night John meets the too-sexy Sophia (Woodley, in her best big screen role in ages). He pitches in when her lover (Foster) abuses her, winning her over in the process.

The bad guy? He carries a grudge. The frame-up takes so much time that it happens on the day John offers her a ring.

Hey, connecting with dirty cops (Pablo Schreiber is extra-menacing as the detective in charge) and setting a drug bust in motion is a lot of work. Only one detective (Ben McKenzie) in that corner of the department suspects the barrel of bad apples who surround him.

John’s despair turns seething. And that photograph of him and some buddies in Viet Nam is all we need to see to explain the two pals (Lionel Boyce and Amar Chadha-Patel) who figure out how to get him out.

How’s John pass on the request? Morse code tapped out through the prison visitation window.

The violence to come is explicit in the extreme, with every fight staged, choreographed, shot and edited to suspense-building perfection. The revulsion at the blood and body parts that knives and sawed-off shotguns loaded with pennies causes is extra.

The tunes tick over, with most songs played all the way to end, The set-pieces they underscore go off even if the plot twists barely merit the label, never breaking from the timeworn formula that this vengeance tale embraces.

Ritchson may fit author Lee Child’s imposing vision of Jack Reacher. But there’s little surprising that a guy this big is going to be too much for mere mortals to handle, a common flaw in thrillers of the post-Stallone gym-rat (often with steroid enhancement) era.

Towering, bulked up combat vet? I pity the villains. A more ordinary looking “hero” without “special skills” (we see bomb-making and shot-gun shell packing) is more surprising and more relatable.

But Ritchson gives fair value, Foster masterfully gets across his character’s sinister side, and his confidence — watch how the guy dances how he feels, damn the disco beat that the peasants are addicted to, on the dance floor.

Schreiber outsmokes everybody else on the set, a real plus for a strong, silent bad guy. And Woodley brings a little heart and soul to the proceedings, adding complexity and agency to a woman who might have had none without her in the role.

The thriller I’d compare “Motor City” to is “Crank,” which had just as much violence, more urgency and a whole lot more talking, cursing and frantically trying to escape an unjust fate. They share a “primal” feel in terms of the journey from A to D.

Ponsiroli’s “Old Henry” showed us his gift for taking a long-dulled film genre and grinding a new edge for it. Here, in stripping away dialogue, he’s given revenge thriller fans a gimmick that rewards you for paying closer attention — not a bad thing in an era of endless distraction.

Rating: R, graphic violence, drug abuse, nudity

Cast: Alan Ritchson, Ben Foster, Pablo Schreiber, Ben McKenzie and Shailene Woodley.

Credits: Directed by Potsy Ponciroli, scripted by Chad St. John. An IFC release.

Running time: 1:43

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Classic Film Review: Class, Soccer, Second Chance Love and Addiction — Ken Loach’s “My Name is Joe” (1998)

Ken Loach is a filmmaker renowned for the working class naturalism of his films, for making sweeping dramas and intimate melodramas with political, economic and social justice (or injustice) subtexts.

“My Name is Joe” (1998) is one of the more conventional titles on his long resume, a tale of underclass struggles, addiction and recovery and the obligation those clinging to their “Twelve Steps” feel to others facing the same challenges.

It’s a straight-up melodrama with bursts of violence and one of the grimmest “shooting up” scenes ever filmed. There are lighter moments, laughs mostly provided by working class Joes playing club soccer — ineptly. But it’s mainly a character study, one man’s journey and one woman’s wariness in binding herself to his fate.

The film is built around the great Scots character actor Peter Mullan in the title role, and he won Best Actor honors at Cannes the year the film came out. The film makes that easy to understand, and reminds us that every so often, Cannes gets it right.

Mullan’s Joe is a happy-go-lucky lump on the dole, a fellow who puts some effort if not a lot of planning into his one remaining passion, his Dream Team local social club soccer squad.

The pleading and joshing around manager Joe gives them from the sidelines is all in good fun. No, nobody thought to wash their jerseys. No, they didn’t know as the “away” team it behooved them to not have the same black and white colors as the “home” team. Shirts vs. skins it is!

But with Joe, as you might expect from a character played by Mullan (“Shallow Grave,” “Trainspotting,” “Baghead”), “happy go lucky” has an edge. Joe might turn on the charm to the nurse/social worker Sarah (Louise Goodall of “Not Another Happy Ending”) and even offer to wallpaper her flat with his mate Shanks (veteran character player Gary Lewis, who went on to “Gangs of New York” and “Billy Elliot”).

But that “social” service investigator snapping his photo on the job lets us see another side. Joe flips out and faces the loss of his unemployment benefits for sneaking around doing jobs like Sarah’s.

When Sarah backs up Joe’s “no charge” story, a romance begins. As we’ve met Joe narrating and sharing at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, “ten months sober” and all, we know the path to true love won’t be smooth.

How much will he share with her, and what corners of his life will he pass off as “just another one of life’s wee adventures?” As it turns out, he shares a lot.

But their neighborhood paths cross in another way. One of Joe’s players, Liam (David McKay) is a not-quite-recovered addict and ex-con. His wife, Sabine (Anne-Marie Kennedy at her fiercest) is a full-blown junky.

Sarah, who teaches parenting classes, has dealings with the insulant and belligerent Sabine. But Joe is the one burdened with whatever his mate’s and his mate’s wife’s obligations are to the mobster/drug dealer McGowan (David Hayman of “Macbeth,” “Sid & Nancy” and “The Jackal”).

“My Name is Joe” summed up is a take-stock-of-one’s sobriety drama immersed in the Scots underclass.

“I’m 38 this year and I’ve got f— all,” is how Joe puts it.

He has obligations to Sarah and to his fellow addicts. How can he make himself useful to both without hurting both? Mullan lets us see and feel this struggle, a damaged, short-tempered man trying to be worthy of a good woman, a “got-your-back” friend struggling to help people drowning in addiction and its underworld consequences.

Mullan never gives a bad performance and is in rare form here — fuming and fretting, pranking and playing out the hand he figures life has dealt him. He’s funny as he and Shanks pass themselves off as wallpapering professionals, novices who talk Sarah out of the more demanding parts of the job she’d like done. He charms when he and Sarah bowl or swap lyrics to songs that they sing on an early “date.” And Mullan makes Joe a fury in a temper, a head-butting Scot who could clear most bars, even the ones filled with mobsters.

“My Name is Joe” is predictable in its story beats and in the directions Loach takes with this timeworn “in hock to the mob” drama. But the cast make it play, give it heart and pathos. Whatever the limitations of Loach’s longtime collaborator Paul Laverty’s script or in Loach’s own spare direction, Mullan, Goodall, Lewis, Kennedy, McKay and Hayman animate this story, make us believe in its stakes and consequences and force us to invest in their fates.

AA meeting movies have long been a cinematic cliche, but “My Name is Joe” digs deeper into the obligations of those who know what those not in recovery are doing and going through, cannot avoid getting involved and can’t escape the need to pay forward the debt they feel they owe.

Rating: R, violence, substant abuse, nudity/sex, profanity

Cast: Peter Mullan, Louise Goodall, Gary Lewis, Anne-Marie Kennedy, David McKay and David Hayman.

Credits: Directed by Ken Loach, scripted by Paul Laverty. A FilmFour/Artisan release on Tubi, other streamers.

Running time: 1:45

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