Movie Review: Statham at Sea means “Mutiny”

When Jason Statham growls, “Trust me, I’m coming back for everybody,” what self-respecting hostage wouldn’t consider themselves as good as rescued?

J.Sta’s latest, “Mutiny,” is a “Die Hard” at sea that, thank to “Mesrine” director Jean-François Richet, uses that laybrinthine setting to great effect. From engine room to anchor well, our ex-cop/hero flees a bevy of bad guys just long enough to start picking them off, one by one, two by two and so on.

It’s a formulaic thriller, set in Bangkok and at sea, shot in London and Malta, slick on its surface but labored in its opening acts and eager to run off the rails in the finale.

There are fights that are brilliantly shot and cut together, and one or two that make you wonder what was left out — what did we not see — when this or that villain goes down. The star who used to choose his projects based on how brilliant the stunt coordinator was is more obviously doubled, here and there (outside that anchor well).

But hey, the ex-competitive diver turned action star is pushing 60. A little Mel Gibson/Stallone in Winter is to be expected

Statham is Cole Reed, ex-London cop (check him out, all stubbled up, in his bobby helmet) turned bodyguard for a Thai shipping magnate who treats him like “family.”

When his client is killed, Cole is framed and Cole is pissed. He takes the identity of one of the killers, an American crewman on one of the boss’s freighters, the MV Artemis, to see what really went down and who’s behind all this.

Danish actor Roland Møller plays the dastardly Danish ship’s captain. Annabelle Wallis plays the brought-on-at-the-last-minute third mate who, like Cole, tumbles across a shipping container packed with human cargo. And Adrian Lester plays the U.S. Navy skipper whose Oliver Hazard Perry frigate (a retired class) named “U.S.S. Hazard Perry” standing by and wondering what the hell’s going on with that container ship.

Salty viewers will note that the Artemis almost never seems to be in motion, and in one scene set astern seems to be going in reverse.

But the scripted problem solving is adequate — start a fire, sneak around in that favorite lazy thriller writer’s crutch, “the air ducts,” empty machine gun after machine gun, pistol after pistol, without counting the rounds used and rounds left.

And Statham still gives fair value, still delivers what his audience craves even if we, like he, aren’t as lithe, young and discriminating as we used to be.

Rating: R, graphic violence, profanity

Cast: Jason Statham, Annabelle Wallis, Roland Møller, Chanell Kullar and Simon Kluth

Credits: Directed by
Jean-François Richet, scripted by Lindsay Michel and J.P. Davis. A Lionsgate release.

Running time: 1:35

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Movie Review: “Spa Weekend” is every bit as Bland as it Sounds

It turns out, putting the two dudes who scripted “The Hangover” (and “Bad Moms”) in charge of writing and directing a midlife crisis moms at a spa farce wasn’t the smartest move ever.

“Spa Weekend” — a title as colorless as the product — is a laugh-free farce of the “Girls Trip,” “Bridesmaids,” “Joy Ride” variety. Only old and moldy.

Think of it as a passing of the torch, from the Goldie, Lily, Jane, Rita or Jada generation to new “funny women of a certain age,” and you still won’t have lowered your expectations enough.

It’s meant as a break-the-rules/cut loose farce of the “Bad Moms” school — only funnier. Or funny. It doesn’t work. Ever.

Mid-50s Leslie Mann is birthday gal Jane, one of the four tween moms, “friends since middle school,” who do a girls’ get-away at the Solstice Spa up the California coast from their busy busy lives. She’s a lawyer, no longer married and lovelorn.

“The tough one,” Coco (Michelle Buteau) is newly divorced and ignoring her anger management issues as she shares custody and mocks her husband for taking up with an older woman.

Sophie (Anna Faris, at her least amusing) is still married, trying to hang onto a job as gopher/assistant to a hapless rich brat who can’t bear to run out of Cheetos when she’s out of town.

And Mel, “the crazy one,” the one most of them agree to not invite, is played by just-turned-50 Isla Fisher at her most Aussie and over-the-top. She’s just the one to fix up Jane up with the “manotantric” yoga instructor (Peter Thurnwald) at the spa.

“She’s on the ‘older’ side, but she’s got a porno body!”

That’s the comic level of the dialogue, here. The bar is so low on the physical comedy that pretty much any “accident” or pratfall carries the success or failure of the movie with it.

Erika Heynatz doesn’t do much with the role of spa guru/owner, a role that could have been a comic highlight in more skilled hands. Kathryn Hahn wasn’t available?

Actresses who clear 50 have few choices, and it’s almost too much to hope that a “First Wives Club” or “Something’s Gotta Give” or anything with a little dignity and message to it will be there when that AARP card arrives in the mail. It’s not out of order to try a little late career “raunchy” and lewd. But if it isn’t funny, limited choices or not, you should know better.

Faris and Fisher know funny. Mann? Well, she’s married to Judd Apatow. She, more than anybody, should know better and beg for a little script doctoring.

It’d be mean to point out who is battling Mother Time the hardest, or to name who is suffering from “Sandra Bullock Face” owing to fillers. Because that’s beside the point.

Let’s put the blame for this fiasco where it lies and repeat that old Hollywood maxim that applies –and how.

“Old guys (behind the camera) can’t do comedy.”

Rating: R, pot use, suggested sex, profanity

Cast: Leslie Mann, Anna Faris, Michelle Buteau, Peter Thurnwald, Erika Heynatz and Isla Fisher

Credits: Scripted and directed by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore. A Black Bear release.

Running time: 1:37

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Movie Review: Kidnapped in Ukraine? The Russkies never see the “Man of War” coming to the Rescue

LaMonica Garrett gives off strong Michael Jai White vibes in the title role of the new American commando in Ukraine thriller “Man of War.” I LOVE Michael Jai White.

Garrett, of TV’s “1883” and “The Terminal List,” stands out like a bald, bemuscled bull in a china shop in this thriller about a “retired” commando who takes it on himself to rescue his aid-worker niece when the Russians invade Ukraine in the winter of 2022.

As Mike Conner, he’ll punch, stab, grenade and shoot-shoot-shoot the marauding Muscovites who’re hellbent on raping, pillaging and murdering their way through a former client state that has designs on joining the EU and NATO.

Yeah, it’s a straight-no-chaser B-movie, a commando with “special skills” and LOTS of them killing his way through a headline-grabbing war zone. But that topicality, with Bulgaria doubling for wartorn Ukraine — just spraypaint a “Z” on a Soviet era tank and you’re golden — and some pretty savage action sequences recommend it, even if no character, situation or flinty line of dialogue is remotely novel, new or surprising.

The first “I got this” comes after the “Hate makes you sloppy” in combat observation.

“I must say,” the Russian torturer/villain (Daniel Bernhardt) purrs, “I never knew much about people, until I took the time to take them apart.”

Conner gets the video call from niece Riley (Rosemary Yaneva) just as the Russians storm in. One call to his “old friend” (Jason Patric in the logistics and “support” role) gets Conner on a plane and into Kiev. where his “loud” local tour guide (Andrew Howard) is meant to get him to the combat zone to track down the niece with a trackable smart watch.

Russian commandos get in their way. Ukrainians might take them for Russian spies. And artillery makes no distinction in its victims, even if drones sometimes do.

Those loutish Cockney Brit commandos we meet early on are destined to return at an opportune time, and many a “good” guy is fated to get his own death scene.

Director and co-writer William Kaufman (“Shrapnel,” “The Channel,” “Warhorse One,”The Brave”) is more of a one-trick-pony than an action auteur. This film’s relentless, repetitive last 25 minutes is one long shoot-our-way-out out of Kharkiv and that’s kind of a signature of his. But this isn’t “Heat” and he’s no Michael Mann. Stand-offs are resolved the same way more than once (Ukrainians shoot, from off-camera, abruptly wiping out Conner and his tour guide’s antagonists).

Garrett isn’t bad as the lead, Howard is more convincingly Ukranian than you might guess and Bernhardt makes a perfectly vile villain. Kaufman often finds a role for Patric, and in this case, the one “name” star of the film got to play his part in street clothes and sandals, always a cell-phone call/satellite image away from the action.

Introducing a little politics into this — with Conner repeating Putin/MAGA talking points — only serves the purpose of riddling them with bullet holes. And Conner can only complain about Ukranians saying they have “no time for prisoners” whom they execute in the hope that we forget we’ve seen Conner himself play the same game — one-shot-to-the-head of his defeated, wounded and disarmed foe.

The film’s overfamiliarity may be a selling point to those looking for combat film comfort food. You know what you’re getting from a Kaufman kill-em-all. But like every film of his I’ve seen, there’s a ceiling on what we can expect, and his imagination and skill set never ever punch through it.

Rating: R, graphic violence, implied rape, profanity, smoking

Cast: LaMonica Garrett, Andrew Howard, Linds Edwards, Rosemary Yaneva, Daniel Bernhardt and Jason Patric.

Credit: Directed by William Kaufman, scripted by William Kaufman and Paul Reichelt. A Well Go USA release.

Running time: 1:51

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Movie Review: Rose Byrne is one “Tow” away from Homelessness

Get past the gorgeous, glamorous star power in the cast and a tone that lurches from cute to Kafkaesque and the homeless-woman-goes-to-court dramedy “Tow” will still hit you right in the ol’heartstrings.

A sentimental tale told with a bitter bite, veteran TV director Stephanie Laing’s drama asks us to believe Rose Byrne as a bleached (and re-bleached) blonde “vehicular housed” homeless woman who loses the car she’s living in and her chance to get on her feet, get out of the ’91 Camry and get down to see the daughter she gave up (Elsie Fisher) in time for Christmas.

And thanks to Byrne and a seriously impressive supporting cast, we do believe this “true story” of one broke woman’s battle against The System, in the form of a predatory Seattle towing company with no interest in ever doing the right or kind thing.

She’s tested by an oily, rich and insensitive lawyer, which Corbin Bernson could play with his eyes closed. She’s challenged by a homeless shelter and AA devotee played by Oscar winner Octavia Spencer, befriended by homeless women played by Oscar winner Ariana DeBose and singer Demi Lovato, playing a single expectant mom who sings.

Simon Rex is the tow truck company functionary with a heart, even if Cliff won’t do the right thing and just release her car and lose his lousy job over it.

And Dominic Sessa plays the crusading kid attorney who goes to battle for this woman who teeters between sobriety and despair as she sees her world — a nearly useless car (that still runs, it’s a TOYOTA) with everything she owns in it — stolen from her.

Byrne’s Amanda Ogle is determined to get a job as a veterinary tech (she passed the qualifying exam without college), determined to stay sober and determined to get back to see her cosplaying seamstress kid (Fisher) in Urah in time for Christmas.

All that goes to hell thirteen minutes into “Tow” when her Camry is stolen, turns up on a street across town and gets towed. “It’s not my fault” has been Amanda’s mantra for a while, but damned if she isn’t right this time. Kaplan Towing holds her car, with all her things, hostage for a hauling and lot storage fee that is bad and destined to get much worse.

When you’re homeless, you may be able to afford a cell phone (which you charge at a select few places that you figure out), junk food, smokes and blonde hair dye (which you renew in public restrooms where you wash up). But you sure as heck can’t afford Kaplan Towing (“The Nice People in the Towing Business”) slapping fees on your misfortune thanks to an exclusive county towing contract.

“This is NOT over,” Amanda vows, after the crying and pleading is done. She may have been a barmaid, but she knows a thing or two about researching a thing or two. She represents herself, gets a sympathetic clerk to get her into court, and convinces a judge to issue a court order.

Ah, but the predators in our business culture know how to stall, “discovery” and dodge doing the court’s doing — with the judge and “system” doing nothing to protect the little woman. Or man.

Millions will identify with this story of Amanda vs. Goliath, as this sort of predatory towing crap is everywhere. A newspaper where I worked in Orlando tore into this story, and TV stations are still at it, and damned if there’s any justice to be had short of pulling a gun on these bastards in the act.

The film’s timeliness is in every unwanted “Data Center” headline, every Trump flouting of “the rule of law,” every rich creep protected from “consequences.”

The shortcomings of “Tow” are its banal predictabilty. We know Amanda will dismiss the kid attorney working for a non-profit when they first meet. But we know they’ll come around to “needing each other.”

We can guess Spencer’s shelter proctor speech before she utters it.

“We run on rules, not excuses,” she preaches. “No porn” in this shelter. “We’re on the LORD’s WIFI” in this church.

We catch Bernson’s walking “dead lawyer” joke on his rowing machine, talking up African safaris to rich pals, or on the driving range, dodging court dates as he “waits out” his opposition.

The script may not explain how Byrne surfs the ups and downs of sobriety with no visible means of support, and no inserts of dogs at the clinic/boarding spa where she wants to work in holiday costumes (she fights this battle for a year) don’t paper over that.

But Byrne is a fiesty delight, and her scenes with comic Lea DeLaria, DeBose, Lovato, Rex and Spencer score even if the client-lawyer stuff seems wanting.

And there’s always the comfort food element to the plot. We need to be reassured that some powerless people fight a “rigged” system, no matter what the odds. Because when they do, regimes fall and the world changes.

Rating: R, substance abuse, profanity, smoking

Cast: Rose Byrne, Octavia Spencer, Dominic Sessa, Simon Rex, Elsie Fisher, Ariana DeBose, Demi Lovato and Corbin Bernsen.

Credits: Directed by Stephanie Laing, scripted by Jonathan Keasey and Brant Boivin. A Veritical/Roadside Attractions release on Amazon Prime.

Running time: 1:44

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Documentary Review: A Filmmaker Father Reckons with the Loss of his Son — “Remake”

The grim finality of loss hangs over legendary filmmaker Ross McElwee’s “Remake.”

A meditation on grief, guilt and an obsession to honestly and frankly document one’s life and share it with the world, it may not be the last film of the director and star of “Sherman’s March.” But in its sober reflection and heartbroken mourning, it feels like his last statement on living one’s life publicly, and imposing that always-filming ethos on everyone you love.

“Sherman’s March” (1986) was McElwee’s playful, deadpan stroll through one 30something’s search for love and meaning. The documentary made him that turned out to be a lot more personal and interesting than the simple “The Lingering Impact of Gen. George T. Sherman’s lethally destructive ‘March to the Sea” doc that he set out to make.

Released years before social media and the narcissistic “attention economy” that launched, that film is revisited in “Remake,” and commented on. And in ways that McElwee seems too emotionally raw to fully reckon with himself, “Remake” shows us consequences of the redefininition of “fame” and “success,” and what that did to his family.

The filmmaker lets us know early on that his son Adrian, whom he filmed “a few minutes a month” for most of his life, is dead. We meet the precocious infant turned precosious child in that footage. And in McElwee’s most nakedly honest work yet, we see that child turn troubled in ways too many parents will recognize.

The child “lives on” in this old footage, and is in every way a delight and the apple of his parents’ eye. But as we know from McElwee’s musings in voice-over narration, every home movie — fishing and crawdad trapping, traveling and playing and painting and toying with dad’s camera himself — McElwee is moving himself, his boy and us “closer to the day you would die.”

In classic McElwee fashion, this documentary is conjured up in the editing of the hours of footage McElwee has shot, both in the making of documentaries and indulgently documenting his home and family life. The “Remake” hook comes from an early 2000s effort to turn his honored and iconic “Sherman’s March” into a fictionalized feature film.

Hollywood director/producer Steve Carr (“Next Friday,” “Daddy Daycare,” “Dr, Doolittle 2”) was and is no Scorsese (“Movie 43” was also his. Oy.). But he was an avid fan of “Sherman’s March” and was sure this mopey, deadpan doc could be a hit big screen comedy. Or sitcom. Something.

McElwee agonized over the whether or not to sell the rights to his prized work, his “life,” in essence. But his then-teenaged son helped convince him. McElwee would make a documentary on the elusive pursuit of that stillborn “March” project. That turned out to be but one element of “Remake,” a movie about an indulgent filmmaker seeing the self-destruction of his indulged son.

We get a glimpse of McElwee’s privileged life — born into “a family of doctors” — and an implied taste of Adrian’s. As his son became the focus of some of his lesser-seen documentaries (“In Paraguay,””Photographic Memory”), the kid accompanied dad onto the film festival circuit.

Premieres, parties, press conferences where reporters asked Adrian questions and took his answers seriously, cruising the canals of Venice in posh speedboat, we see it all turn the kid’s head.

He’s asking Dad for a leg-up in the industry. He’s hunting for a shortcut to the “hard work” as a film production flunky that his father and legions of film folk like him endured, and whining when he doesn’t find one. He’s criticizing his father for not “making me a child star” when he was a cute, too-camera-friendly kid.

Through it all, McElwee’s marriage suffers from his incessant filming. His own health deteriorates (McElwee turned 79 in July) and his son flails and fails at college and life in Boston, and develops — as Adrian confesses on camera — a $50,000+ a year drug habit, on his own in Colorado.

We see the conclusion McElwee is dancing around but afraid to confront. But parents might stop short in their second guessing as McElwee forces us to walk a mile in his shoes.

The film charmingly revisits a few of the ageing figures from “Sherman’s March” — that poetry teacher/matchmaker Charleen Swansea, old and losing her memory of ever being filmed by Ross, here, his sister DeDe and the “hippy” linguist/scientist Wini, just as intellectually out of his and our league now as she was back in the ’80s.

But the point of it all has to be some sort of commentary on “hiding behind your camera” and craving the attention and lifestyle that fame offers without fully weighing that commitment’s psychic and emotional cost.

“Selfie Sticks” and “influencer culture” were decades away when “Sherman’s March” through the South was undertaken on almost no budget and a worn out MG-TD roadster. In “Remake,” McElwee’s life of filmed navel-gazing is both celebrated and questioned in this, his most personal film yet. He takes stock and asks hard questions of himself and by implication, the personal essay “attention culture” he helped create.

And if he never asks or answers the hardest questions, we can still sense the regret that if he had it to do over, he most certainly would leap at the chance, even if it meant putting the damned camera down for a while.

Rating: unrated, substance abuse scenes

Ross McElwee, Adrian McElwee, Charleen Swansea

Credits: Scripted and directed by Ross McElwee. A Music Box release.

Running time: 1:53

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Classic Film Review: The First Person Diary Doc is born on “Sherman’s March” (1986)

It’s hard to remember how “out there” Ross McElwee’s landmark “personal journey” documentary “Sherman’s March” was in 1986.

A confessional, cutesie, creepy and revealing snapshot of the South and one privileged movie maker’s revisiting of his romantic past and revelation of his romantic present, there was nothing like “Sherman’s March” when it came out.

Long before “the attention economy” of Youtube, “look at ME” video selfies and Facebook Reels, its two and a half hour blend of performative narcissim was an eye-opener, and an invitation to “become” your own documentary.

Before Michael Moore’s first person jeremiads and the scores of “personal essay” docs to come, McElwee laid it all out there in a musing and amusing drift through the question of “Is romantic love possible” in an age hanging under a nuclear cloud (the “brinksmanship” of the Reagan era).

“Sherman’s March” was so revolutionary that it was selected for the National Film Registry of essential American cinema preserved by the Library of Congress. The functional dysfunction on display and droll commentary on a region determined to drag America into the racist, superstitious, conservative Confederate stupor to come seems prophetic today.

With McElwee, who’d go on to make the similar and more pointed “Bright Leaves” some years later, now releasing an update on his life and movie making, “Remake,” it’s the perfect moment to re-release “Sherman’s March” in all its quirky, restored glory.

I first caught the film in an art cinema in the Northern Plains (Madison, Wisnconsin) when “Sherman’s March” was released, a movie trumpeted by magazine critics and “Siskel & Ebert” as essential viewing of that era. I don’t remember it being over two and a half hours long, but the word “indulgent” has been attached to most every review of it, then and now.

McElwee was a Charlotte, N.C. native doc filmmaker at the tail end of the shooting-on-celluloid era, living n Boston when he got the idea of revisiting General George Tecumseh Sherman’s “scorched Earth” march through the South in the backbreaking campaign that concluded the Civil War.

With legions of white Southern relatives, teachers and acquaintances who still referred to the Civil War as “the late unpleasantness,” in a region that still spat at the mention of Sherman’s name, his plantation, church and city burning march of 120 years before burned into the collective white Southern memory, McElwee was definitely onto something.

The first tone-deaf/slavery-denying 40something blonde who lets slip “I still don’t think we were wrong,” confirms it.

But those unreconstructed Confederates, the daffy, drawling first generation of “preppers” planning cultish survivalist compounds in the Appalachian Mountains, and the “elite” Confederate costume ball crowd (McElwee dresses appropriately for it) turn out to be a sidebar to the “real” movie he’d make.

He’d follow Sherman’s path, sure, from Atlanta to Savannah, Sumter to Columbia and on to Bentonville. But his Boston girlfriend had just ditched him. Self-absorbed McElwee’s movie would be an attempt to dip into his psyche to ask “Why?”

Is it all on him, an angsty, bearded over-thinker who “hides behind (his) camera?” Or is the existential angst of a feminist era, with the last sputterings of liberated “free love” hippydom smothered by a “Me Decade” (the ’70s) that never morphed into the “Us” decade (the ’80s) that the most naive had prophesied?

As family hurls him into the path of a newly-divorced high school flame and he and his sister paddle by a fetching swimmer who turns out to be a confident, assertive and earthy would-be actress hellbent on getting into the next Burt Reynolds movie, the mid-30s McElwee finds himself drawn to Atlanta and half-heartedly begining his Sherman project.

We hear McElwee telling Sherman’s own tragic story and connections with the South in narration and see him trying to convince assorted Steel Magnolias (the film is overwhelmingly female) that Sherman wasn’t the monster the reenactment-crazed region made him out to be.

And we see McElwee drawn to and smitten with women like no-deep-thinker actress Pat and out of his intellectual league linguist Wini, living on her own and often au naturel on deserted Ossabaw Island off of Savannah, Georgia. He visits “compoinds” in the mountains and gets a little theology from a preacher and a lot more from Mormon DeeDee.

She’s a woman “marriage broker” (Teacher? Friend?) Charleen is determined to fix McElwee up with.

Jackie the anti-nuclear, pro-women’s rights activist is just one of McElwee’s versions of “the one that got away.”

The movie’s downmarket lifestyle is something of a pose, even if the surgeon’s son from Charlotte grew up in the sort of privilege that produces lake houses and documentary filmmaker children, then and now. Making a movie on a shoestring, he bums his brother’s rattletrap 1950s MG TD (it could be a TC) to make his journey, a ride that leaves him stranded hither and yon, accepting late night accomodaations in a town jail in tiny Adrian, Georgia and Spartan sleeping quarters elsewhere.

Viewing “Sherman’s March” now, one is struck by the “male gaze” focus of it all. The camera embraces all the women and leers at more than a few. The point of view can seem voyeuristic, and McElwee’s “innocent in the land of women and ‘unresolved’ romances” act makes one wonder if this hapless romantic dweeb has a whiff of “stalker” about him.

But as we see Confederate women financing and finishing up a monument to the Confederacy in South Carolina, visit Stone Mountain, Georgia’s biggest Confederate monumber of them all (dedicated in 1970), McElwee can seem as prophetic as any movie maker who picked up his own 16mm camera and belt-held Nagra tape recorder and simply recorded what was right in front of him.

While our self-absorbed culture fretted over love, getting ahead, mind-expanding travel and “following your bliss,” the look-backward unreconstructed were setting the stage for a MAGA coup in which the South DID “rise again.” And not in a good way.

Seeing this film anew, I had forgotten the ways my own path crossed McElwee’s during his years of filming. I worked in Charlotte in public radio at the beginning of my career, and like McElwee, spent too much time trying to score an interview with Burt Reynolds as he filmed “Stroker Ace” there.

I covered the same “End of the ERA (Equal Rights Amendment)” rally McElwee followed his activist ex to Raleigh to film.

And like McElwee, whom I interviewed when “Bright Leaves” came out, I’m a product of a family deeply invested in the South’s demon weed, tobacco, before anybody knew it kills people.

So there’s more to “Sherman’s March” than prophecy and a startlingly accurate snapshot of doggedly embittered white South (there are several of Black folks in it, old mechanic friends and new musicans).

The navel gazing boomer nostalgia of it all, looking for a mate in a post free-love culture, will appeal to some. How this undeniably important and influencial film has aged will vary by generation.

Because whether we’ve marched forward since this groundbreaking film came out, or off a cliff, is very much in the eye of the beholder.

Rating: unrated, brief nidity, mild profanity

Cast: Ross McElwee, DeDe McElwee, Patricia Rendleman, Wini Wood, Charleen Swansea, DeeDee Geraty, Joy Perrin and Burt Reynolds.

Credits: Written, directed, filmed and edited by Ross McElwee. A Music Box re-release.

Running time: 2:37

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BOX OFFICE: Spidey’s still The Man, “Odyssey” clears $500 million, “Paw Patrol” and “End of Oak Street” fight for Third

The summer’s biggest blockbusters opened huge, and “held” audience, week to week, weekend to weekend.

As front loaded as “Toy Story 5”(not far under $500 million), “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” (way over $700, closing on $800) and “The Odyssey” (just cleared $500 million, and counting) seemed when they opened, it’s that staying power that’s paid off.

“Spider Man: Brand New Day” to dropped about 50% , weekend to weekend, and cleared $70 million on this its third weekend of release. And Christopher Nolan’s biggest hit, “The Odyssey,” is dropping only 27-30% weekend to weekend, adding $23.2 million this fifth weekend of its release.

Whatever hits the early summer provided, 2026 is proving that opening a big film late enough in July can turn August into a bonanza for cinema owners.

Two new releases about dinosaurs dueled for third place. Thee “Twilight Zone”/Spielberg-inspired “The End of Oak Street” showed some muscle, on track to clear $21 million.“Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie” is a late summer animated break from the “Toy Story/Minions” parade just cleared $20 million for fourth place..

Other reviews I’ve glanced at for “Oak Street” seem to be awash in lowered expectations, with critics relishing the chance to bash “Jurassic” movies and Spielberg outings that they almost certainly raved about when they came out. Nonsense. At least we all agree that Anne Hathaway sells the reality of this wormhole in time tale, delivering a terrified face that even her “Devil Wears Prada” co-star Ms. Streep would have trouble matching.

The surprise in fifith place is a girlgroup celebration doc, “Katsye: Wild Hearts” did a middle $3.95 million, good enough for fifth place in the slack season for new releases.

“Six: The Musical Live” is a bit of filmed theater that managed sixth with a $3 million take.

The Reagan/Gorbachev nuclear-de-escalation drama “The Brink of War” from Angel Studios, starring Jeff Daniels and Jared Harris, is pulling in $2.68 million or so from aged Reagan fans. That’s good enough to seat it in a Dog Days of August top ten (seventh). I ducked into a showing of it to see if I wanted to sit through the entire thing and thought “Meh.” Reviews have been mixed to poor on that one.

“Toy Story 5” $2.3 million) spent most of the summer in the top five and is still doing eighth place business.

“One Night Only” earns another week in the top ten with a $2 million tally, good enough for ninth placeo back in session.

And “Vishwanath & Sons,” a dramedy import from the subcontinent, cracked the top ten with a $1.6 million opening weekend. As loyal as that audience is, if I was an urban theater owner, I’d want an Indian title every week, a new anime every month and maybe two horror titles a month for good measure.

“Moana” and “Super Troopers 3,” “The Invite,” “Hadestown” and “Obsession” are driftig out of the top ten and into the summer sunset.

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Movie Review: The Last Bon Bon of Summer — Dafoe Faces the Prospect of “Late Fame”

There are worse obssessions a film buff could indulge in than making a point of catching every film Willem Dafoe takes a role in. An Actor and Artist who merits a capital “A” when labeled such, he rarely disappoints, especially in star vehicles that tap into his soulful grasp of loneliness.

Think “Light Sleeper,” “At Eternity’s Gate,” The Lighthouse” or “The Florida Project.”

As a forgotten poet, more “never was” than “has been” famous in “Late Fame,” his perfect casting is summed up by a vamping actress (Greta Lee) who meets him and sizes him up in an instant.

“Of course, this is exactly how you would look.”

Based on a novella by early 20th century Viennese doctor and writer Arthur Schnitzler, casting director turned screenwriter Samy Burch and director Kent Jones (he made “Diane” and the doc “Hitchcock/Truffaut”) perfectly cast and reset the story in modern day New York.

A city of art and artists, publishing and legions of rich kids in and out of prestigious universities is the perfect place to park a decades dormant poet in the company of fawning poseurs.

Ed Saxberger came along too late for Kerouac and Ginsberg, a mournful, streetwise wordsmith who moved to the city and got published at the tail end of punk rock, an artist wholly out of his time when Reagan’s “Greed is Good” ’80s rolled around.

Ed stuck around by taking a job for life — “thirty seven years” with the U.S. Postal Service. He lives in a book (and poets on tape) stuffed apartment, a weathered, solitary man seemingly content to hang with work cronies at his favorite Greenwich Village bar, grill and poolhall.

But that overdressed young dandy (Edmund Donovan) who stares at his apartment building and hails him on the street knows who he is. Or was. Or almost was. He’s the guy who wrote “Way Past Go” in 1979.

Or course Ed works at the post office, “just like (poet/novelist Charles) Bukowski!”

Trust fund fanboy Meyers flatters, questions and implores Saxberger to drop in on Meyers’ “group.” “The Enthusiasm Society,” they call themselves — generally idle and notably entitled creative “types” who gather upstairs in the coffeehouse called “Any Old Place.” Flattered, Ed relents.

He is gushed-over by the eight or so members of this Moveable Feast, guys (Clay Singer, Luca Padovan, et al) who sneer at their fellow poseurs, the “sociopathic media” set — influencers wrapped up in the “monetizing of everything.” They make big plans for themselves and their new “re-discovery,” the lost genius Ed Saxberger, a writer they can hook up — via “family connections” — with an equally well-off trust fund baby agent (Jake Lacy).

Ed may say “I had my moment. It passed. It’s your turn, now.”

But Gloria (Lee), a swanning actress of the premature grande dame persuasion, is a bit older than the lads in their group. And the sexy singer/chancer with an eye towards self-promotion sizes Ed up to his face.

“There’s nothing more exciting than being a ‘re-discovered’ male genius.”

It isn’t long before Ed is shopping for “what the NYU kids” smoke at his local bodega, and not long after that the inevitable “You have no idea who you’re talking to” is trotted out for his “old” work friends (Clark Johnson, William Hill, et al).

We know where this is going, only we don’t.

Meeting that agent, responding to demands for “new work” and even a name-dropping “memoir,” Gloria’s desperate flirtations, put-up or shut-up time as The Enthusiam Society plans an “event” — the plot points may be anticipated, but how they play out isn’t.

Lee, of “Past Lives” and Netflix’s “The Last House,” takes her most extroverted role and acts and sings the hell out of it. We “know” Gloria, even if Ed needs to be warned about her.

But like him, we are dazzled by her Dietrich meets Liza by way of Piaf one-woman cabaret act. Ed may not notice that every man in the tiny club is just as aged, lusting and perhaps frustrated as him. We do.

Dafoe ably conveys a weary, myopic and ageing artist tempted out of his solitude by visions of what he once wanted to be.

Our filmmakers and players take Schnitzler’s cautionary tale of the empty allure of “Late Fame” and make us apply it to the present day. We’ve seen scores of Ed Saxbergers “re-discovered,” and every week has a new social media phenom that the culture must contend with, often someone who “re-discovers” this composer/singer/actor/painter/guitarist/writer/filmmaker.

Hell, director Jones made his bones as a documentarian remembering how French critic/filmmaker helped “re-discover” Alfred Hitchcock, for Pete’s sake.

No, there’s “nothing more exciting than re-discovering a male genius.”

But it’s worth remembering that sometimes they got lost for a reason, a hard truth even the “re-discovered” have to consider. Eventually.

Rating: unrated

Cast: Willem Dafoe, Greta Lee, Edmund Donovan, Clark Johnson, Graham Campbell, Clay Singer, Luca Padovan, Tony Torn and Jake Lacy

Credits: Directed by Kent Jones, scripted by Samy Burch, based on a novella by Arthur Schnitzler. A Magnolia release.

Running time: 1:36

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Movie Review: “The End of Oak Street,” End of Summer Dregs

Say what you want about the Spielberg-lite creature feature “The End of Oak Street,” but Oscar winner Anne Hathaway makes us believe that she believes it’s “The End.”

A seriously silly movie that misses more laughs than it reaches for, “Oak Street” summons up Spielberg suburbia of the ’70s and ’80s but wastes the period piece settings on a flat, cliched genre pic about a bunch of feathery dinosaurs — something we learned about them in the decades since “Jurassic Park” — raising hell when time and tectonic plates slip and flip.

An overheard “NASA reports” strange “ripples” in the solar system on the radio, a neighbor marveling at a peculiar pre-palmetto plant that’s burst through her lawn, a high school kid who dreams of Cornell and studying with Carl Sagan, and a few flashes, booms and growls in the night and next thing we and the Platt family knows “wormholes” might be real.

Their 1982, polyester eart0 tone fashions, cathode ray tube world with its dead car brands — vintage Plymouths and AMCs abound — is uprooted and surrounded by beasts straight out of museums hunting them and their neighbors and their pets into an extinction level event.

And they didn’t even have to pull out their Jumanji board to bring all this down on themselves.

Writer-director David Robert Mitchell leaves most of his “It Follows” skillset behind for a pricey and dull horror lark testing you or your kids flashcard skills in identifying Allosaurus, Stegosaurus, Gargania and Pterosaurs et al, and yes I had to look them up.

The Platt parents (Hathaway and Ewan McGregor) have annoying neighbors (P.J. Byrne), Spielbergian smart-ass kids, and secrets. Wife and aspiring novelist Denise has the most benign one. Husband Greg is awfully anxious to skip family time for his side hustle delivering pizzas. Maisy Stella plays the Cornell hopeful daughter (the most under-written character) whose Sagan dreams are gone with the wormhole or whatever caused this. Christian Convery is whiny son Brian, who has school issues and a low fraidy-cat threshhold, unless his unruly cattle dog Starbuck is concerned.

One by one, those suburban concerns fall away as they take on prehistoric beasts with the occasional gun, a baseball bat, knives and the tween son’s bow and arrow.

Mitchell tries to keep the violence close at hand and his cast on the run. Hathaway “sells” this terrified fleeing better than anybody else. But for all the deaths, immediate and impending, the stakes never feel all that high.

The “science” is a sloppy afterthought and you can pretty much predict the story beats and deaths two or three scenes in advance, in some cases.

A few tight compositions in XCUs stand out, visually. Hathaway gives us a dose of disappointed wife and fiercely protective mom.

“Is this the end of the world, mom?”

She’s more convincing in answering that than Dad is in his “not going to let anything happen to you” cliche speech.

So while one can appreciate reminding the old master of his glory days tropes in the summer Spielberg tossed off “Disclosure Day” and tried to pass it off as epic. But there have been better Spielberg impersonations, better When Dinosaurs Attack movies,

And at some point, in between raptor and super snake and mega-gator assaults, we can’t help but recall “It Follows” was a one off, Mitchell’s follow-up “Under the Silver Lake” wasn’t Andrew Garfield’s finest hour and we’re allowed to ask of “The End of Oak Street,” “Is that it?”

Rating: PG-13, grisly violence, profanity

Cast: Anne Hathaway, Ewan McGregor, Maisy Stella, Christian Convery, Jordan Alexa Davis and P.J. Byrne.

Credits: Scripted and directed by David Robert Mitchell. A Warner Bros. release.

Running time: 1:38

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Netflixable? Self-Centered Actress/Mom’s Come Home to “This, That and Everything in Between”

“This, That and Everything in Between” is a perfect covers-all-the-bases title for a soap opera. In this case, the soap in question is a feature length film from the Philippines.

But “soap” is what this meandering mess stumbles into after an opening act that struggles to be a laugh-free farce about a delusional diva actress coming “home” to get to know the screenwriter-daughter she abandoned 27 years before.

When the laughs don’t come, let’s reach for melodrama?

That mirrors the plot of this Cholo Laurel (“Afterlife,” “Wherever You Are”) potboiler. A rising star screenwriter (Jodi Sta. Maria), famous for rethinking her plots on set, juggles her way towards an American screenwriting fellowship by toying with abrupt changes in direction of the script she’s already pitched to Hollywood.

But Jo has a hard time focusing on the writing and her Big Chance when her self-absorbed, short-tempered actress/birth-mother shows up after 27 years.

Paz (Agot Isidro) had her own shot at stardom at home in the Philippines. But she dashed off to New York to try and create an American film breakthrough while she was still young and beautiful enough to be labeled a “starlet.”

Now she’s “home,” “allowed” back in the country some say. Nobody recognizes her as a well-preserved but grey-haired diva, which has her biting the head off of cab drivers and profanely tearing her 20 year-old son Mattias (Gabriel Lazaro) a new one over pretty much any slight.

Jo isn’t all that into re-connecting with “Our Lady of Eternal Absence.” She’s got an award-winning series to keep afloat and final prep for that Brooklyn writing fellowship to take care of.

But Dad (Gardo Versoza) insists she come home to San Rafael, to the people who raised her and the insecure narcissist who didn’t. He needs Jo’s help with all this.

Paz insults siblings who’ve made careers on the Filipino stage and Filipino Netflix series. Her screaming bouts with her son don’t lessen her “issues,” or his. He’s twitchy, and has taken to getting stoned to tune her out.

“You don’t GET me (in Filipino and English),” Paz shrieks to her ex, her extended family and anybody else within earshot. But Jo, “JoANNE,” as her mother insists on calling her, isn’t hearing it and isn’t having it.

And then, dang it all, the movie abandons any sense of exaggerated “fun” it was reaching for and turns melodramatically serious.

The script is structured to have an awkward “reunion” dinner with family eat up a lot of the second act, and as Matti turns out to be the truth-teller in mom’s many tall tales about her “success” and real life, that promises laughs. Not many arrive, but at least they’re promised.

Then the picture lurches into a kind of unemotional, tasteless bittersweet reverie that threatens to put viewers to sleep.

In a youth-oriented business like film and TV, Jo seems entirely too old (she’s 37, since mom left her when she was ten) to be pursuing or seriously considered for a “fellowship” in a profession she’s already been a success in.

But not a whole lot of this makes sense. A favorite moment for me was when our diva yanks off her wig…to show us even shorter but less grey “real” hair underneath. What’s all that about? A compromised bit of half-committing to the part?

Isidro is over-the-top and amusingly awful in the lead role, but even she struggles to land an “out loud” laugh.

The other family issues stuff isn’t particularly well-handled, either. The dialogue isn’t that quotable even if the leads are decent, having just enough edge in their performances to give them credibility as estranged mother and daughter.

Notice, Mom, how I have no old family photos of you and me before you left. “You were never there.” But who, Mom spits back, does Jo think was TAKING those photographs?

Little dollops of heart and moments that ring true make you wish this movie played. But it doesn’t. It drifts away from Jo’s on-set TV writer problem solving and becomes a script that even Jo couldn’t fix, cliches and tropes and “soap opera” plot tricks or not.

Rating: TV-MA, smoking, drug abuse, sex and profanity

Cast: Jodi Sta. Maria, Agot Isidro, Gardo Versoza and Gabriel Lazaro.

Credits: Directed by Cholo Laurel, scripted by Cody Abad, Cholo Laurel and Shania Sumergido. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:52

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