“The Dog Stars” is the sort of movie that late August is infamous for — a dog that the studio couldn’t figure out how to fix or market into a success, so they dumped it on Labor Day Weekend.
It’s the sort of science fiction that fumbles around for something to say, whose filmmakers throw up their hands long before the many climaxes followed by a deflatingly anticlimactic ending.
It’s the sort of night out at the cinema that one feels confident in recommending you take your bathroom break the moment Oscar winner Allison Janney shows up.
And it’s the sort of career hiccup that makes you rush to the Internet Movie Database to be sure this won’t turn out to be sci-fi icon Ridley Scott’s last film. The “Blade Runner/Alien/The Martian” director’s got half a dozen projects in development. Here’s hoping he gets one of those up and underway, and that he’s minding his health.
This post-apocalyptic tale is about the miserable, generally hopeless lives of those who survived the next pandemic — probably one the last and least of the Kennedys will preside over. That’s pretty much as topical as this adaptation of a Peter Heller novel gets.
We’re treated to murderous survivors of every stripe, people who kill rather than cooperate their way through The World’s End, which happened sometime before 2035. None of them are truly “motivated” murderers, except in a sort of blanket condemnation of survivalists way. The ones they call “Reapers” are straight out of “Omega Man” — rampaging, cultish killers who have no point of view, motivation or leader.
Josh Brolin is Bangley, a prepper who has an arsenal, some military hardware and a whole derelict airfield in Erie, Colorado as a kill zone when intruders come poking around.
But his “parter” is Hig (Jacob Elordi), a handyman who keeps an ancient Cessna in working order for runs to “the city” (Denver) for the last supplies nobody else already scavenged. Hig is just as armed. But Hig has a dog, the surest sign of humanity.
Hig touches down on city streets and visits his old house, the one where he lost his pregnant bride to “the virus.” If it weren’t very his very vocal Belgian Malanois, Jasper, who would be a jabbermouth if he spoke English, Hig wouldn’t have the will to go on, or to restart his airplane engine on all those occasions where he tempts fate and turns it off, just to see if he could actually go through with it.
He can’t make himself do “that,” or commit to moving in with the large Menonite family of orphans and adults he drops in on and helps out. Benedict Wong plays their farming patriarch.
Events conspire to send Hig packing, off in search of a phantom radio signal from Grand Junction, and that throws him in the path of a rancher (Guy Pearce) and his med student daughter (Margaret Qualley).
Things unfold in that corner of the plot exactly as you’d expect them to.
Don’t ask what Janney plays. Don’t ask about the size of the role of the most delightful character, Jasper.
And don’t question the “logic” of much of anything in a movie with the odd punchy line — “You’are dead as the world. You just don’t know it, yet!” “Shoot first and inquire afterwards!” — and veiled references to this middle class past or even the solitary, survivalist present as “the American Dream” and to the science denying idiots at the highest levels who did us all in.
“All it takes is one cough…We lost two kids last week. We think it was measles, this time.”
Having a first rate cast and a lifetime of experience making epics of every size and scope didn’t keep Scott giving this a go right up to the point where he threw his hands up at ever having a script worth all this time and money.
Not every movie is destined to work, and not all will be hits. Disney/20th Century gave up on “The Dog Stars,” which is how it got dumped on one of the worst weekends for movies of the year. But they were within their rights. Scott damned sure gave up on it before them.
Rating: R, violence, smoking, profanity
Cast: Jacob Elordi, Margaret Qualley, Josh Brolin, Allison Janney, Benedict Wong and Guy Pearce
Credits: Directed by Ridley Scott, scripted by Mark L. Smith and Christopher Wilkinson, based on a novel by Peter Heller. A 20th Century release.
Running time: 1:58






































