

I can’t say much for the plot of “The Sheep Detecives,” a children’s murder mystery about talking, crime-solving sheep from those sheep-and-murder mad Brits. The “murder mystery” isn’t particularly mysterious and its solution leaves a lot to be desired.
And for a kids’ film, the sheep jokes that land are few and far between.
But there’s a serious subtext or two tucked in this tale of a devoted shepherd (Hugh Jackman) who dies under mysterious circumstances, with his generally dim, in deep denial flock the only chance his killer might be brought to justice.
Screenwriter Craig Mazin wrote much of TV’s “Chernobyl” and plenty of “The Last of Us” episodes, and he gently leans on questions of life and death and how sheep might face the reality that they don’t just “become clouds” when they pass on.
And give credit to director Kyle Balda, who counts a “Minions” and “Despicable Me” as well as the Dr. Seuss enviro-parable “The Lorax” among his credits. He gets pathos out of a movie with CGI sheep and dogs, no easy task.
Jackman plays shepherd George, a bit of a curmudgeon in the tiny hamlet of Benbrook (Surrey, Oxfordshire, Hertfordshire and Buckinhamshire provided locaions). He shuns church but tolerates the vicar (Kobna Holdbrook-Smith). feuds with a fellow shepherd (Tosin Cole) and despises the local butcher (Conleth Hill).
But he dotes on his sheep — running his small farm from a parked caravan (camper trailer), reading murder mysteries to his flock by night.
“They’re all special,” he writes/narrates in a letter. But Lily? She’s the smartest. Lily, voiced by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, is the one who can always guess “whodunit” from these formulaic stories they’re read.
But one dark and stormy night, George dies. He’s found in the pasture, and Mopple (voiced by Chris O’Dowd) has to explain to Lily that he’s not “playing a game” or sleeping. He’s dead. She may be the smartest, but Mopple is “the wisest.” He’s the one who remembers everything the sheep decide is too unpleasant to face and recall themselves.
As the old ram Sir Ritchfield (Patrick Stewart) notes, “Sheep are not meant to remember such things.”
The local human cop (Nicholas Braun) may be nobody’s idea of a Miss Marple or Inspector Morse. It’ll be up to Lily to convince dopey Constable Tim that this was a murder and who the best suspects might be.
That pastor and other shepherd and butcher are on the list. Hotelier Beth (Hong Chau) was sweet on the shepherd and resented the scented letters he was sending to some woman named Rachel.
And then Rachel shows up, with George’s biting and brittle big city attorney (Emma Thompson) in tow. It turns out Rachel was the man’s daughter and stands to inherit a lot.
Constable Tim and cub reporter Elliot (Nicholas Galtizine) will need some prodding by their wooly helpers if this killer is to be caught.
The narrative trots through the tired tropes of the genre — “The killer always returns to the scene of the crime!” — without enough wit to compensate for the tedium.
The sheep — voiced by everyone from Regina Hall to Brett Goldstein and Bryan Cranston — can be funny. But this is no “Sean the Sheep” animation. Thompson’s cutting remarks earn more grins than all the sheep jokes put together.
Cranston voices Sebastian, the reclusive dominant ram in this flock, a bitter survivor who knows more about their fate than the average sheep could bear.
“Go back to your hay and dandelions and your naps” is his advice. Sebastian drolly explains church to his flock as a place where humans believe God, who is both a “lamb” and a “shepherd,” dwells.
The film is sweetest when the characters touch on death, the impermanence of life and the role memory plays in keeping dead loved ones alive.
But anyone who comes expecting funny folks Louis-Dreyfus, O’Dowd,” Stewart, Cranston and “Ted Lasso” veteran Goldstein to serve up ovine wisecracks and wit will be sorely disappointed. And treating kids to this downbeat dramedy/”mystery” has a whiff of forcing them to watch “Matlock” or “Murder She Wrote” re-runs with grandma.
Rating: PG, death and the afterlife, or lack of it, are discussed
Cast: Hugh Jackman, Hong Chau, Nicholas Braun, Tosin Cole, Molly Gordon, Nicholas Galitzine and Emma Thompson, with the voices of Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Chris O’Dowd, Bryan Cranston, Regina Hall, Brett Goldstein and Patrick Stewart.
Credits: Directed by Kyle Balda, scripted by Craig Mazin, babed on a novel by Leonie Swan. An MGM/Amazon release.
Running time: 1:49
































