This October, in theaters, for two nights only, a faith-based movie embracing the faithless, truthless, feckless, sexist, racist, Godless Russian puppet who “at least isn’t that WOMAN.”

No, churches don’t play political kingmakers. Nooo. OK they do. Praying for Obama’s death over the years has them relieved they have a “leader” more like themselves.

You know, stupid white and bigoted, unable to spell “hypocrisy.”

And churchgoing conservatives don’t understand “cognitive dissonance,” or the irony of making a “pussy grabbing,” “pee-pee tape” treasonous cheat and vulgarian as their champion. And never will, until the last meth lab burns down around their ears.

This movie might have offered something to the debate, but the filmmakers were too gutless to argue that “hastening Armageddon and The Rapture” is their end game.

Sorry, I stumbled across this abomination today and after I stopped laughing, I just had to share it.