I get the distinct impression that all the buzz about this no-name movie, “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which plainly no actor, writer or director of great repute wants much to do with, is built around trolling for traffic among the millions who read the badly-reviewed dirty book.

So now Jamie Dornan is the “Wait, who?” set to star in it, instead of Charlie Dunham (“Wait, who?”).

TV actors, with only Jennifer Ehle, who broke out in “Pride & Prejudice” in the 90s (on TV) as a seriously recognizable name in the cast.  Dornan’s on “The Fall” on TV, a few other shows.

WordPress isn’t letting links work, for some reason. Go to IMDb if you want the guy’s credits.

Irish, hunky, kind of generic. But we’ll see.