It’s what you do until the power and wifi go out.

On a holiday weekend.

Christina Milian, Marlon Wayans, take me…away? From Dorian, at least.

That’s right, cramming screeners in between stripping the boat for a blow, searches for open restaurants and gas stations.

Nobody else on the Tomatomter or Metacritic or MRQE reviewer sites is as dedicated. Or as salty.