Movie Review: “Violet & Daisy” aren’t the cute killers they think they are

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“Violet & Daisy” plays like a live-action version of a Japanese manga comic. Lurid and bloody, it has elaborate gunplay and kinky-kitschy lollipop sucking schoolgirls working as assassins to pay for their teen fashions and teen music obsessions. Vintage pop hits underscore their mob hits. And in between “jobs,” they pause for a game of patty-cake or hopscotch, or gush about the latest fashions worn by their favorite pop idol, Barbie Sunday.
But this was written and directed by Geoffrey Fletcher, who scripted “Precious,” so the bizarre blend of Kewpie doll-coltish and “cult film” is purely American made.
Alexis Bledel graduates from the “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” to full-on sociopath as Violet, who seems to relish packing two pistols into a “Righteous Pizza” box which she and Daisy (Saoirse Ronan of “Hanna”) then deliver, dressed in nun’s habits, to unsuspecting victims — whom they riddle with bullets. Hey, how many jobs let you play dress-up on the way to work?
Daisy is the more submissive half of the duo, taking all her cues from the more mercenary Violet. Their conversational interludes run the gamut from fashion to what heaven is like.
“Everything’s free,” Violet fantasizes about the afterlife, “or at least wholesale.”
They take their assignments from Russ (Danny Trejo) and pedal to some of their assignments by tricycle. They share an apartment, fashion sense, worldview–everything.
“Everything’s a TEST when you’re a career woman.”
That worldview gets shaken up when they’re sent to kill a man (James Gandolfini) who doesn’t dread their arrival. He welcomes it. And that throws them off.
“Should we wake him up, or just pop him?”
But this “job” has a back story — one they piece together from a message on his answering machine. And there’s another crew — of much older men — planning to murder this guy, too.
“Step aside, jailbait.”
Fletcher and his players never quite hit on a tone that works. Fantastical dream sequences and side trips to the store to get “more bullets” never quite rise to the level of wry commentary. This just isn’t as cute and funny as Fletcher seems to think it is.
The set-up — schoolgirl age hit women — is all. But little flourishes — Bledel emptying two pistols into her targets, or skating across a blood-slickened bathroom floor — stand out. Even if this doesn’t click at the box office, Fletcher could easily make back his budget selling this in Japan. Provided he puts his lollipop heroines in school uniforms for a scene or two.

2stars

MPAA Rating: R, for language: violence, disturbing behavior
Cast: Saoirse Ronan, Alexis Bledel, James Gandolfini, Danny Trejo
Credits: Written and directed by Geoffrey Fletcher. A Cinedigm release.
Running time: 1:28

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2 Responses to Movie Review: “Violet & Daisy” aren’t the cute killers they think they are

  1. TP says:

    C’mon Roger, don’t tell me you didn’t find that no.1 assassin line funny (that was a real gem).
    Of course, maybe you’re suffering from one hangover too many.
    In which case, that would be ironic.

  2. That line doesn’t stick in my head and didn’t stand out enough to make me jot it down. This needed more of a “Seven Psychopaths” vibe and snap to come off.

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