Ask anybody who’s owned a sailboat and they’ll tell you — There are days you’re dead-to-rights CERTAIN this sumbitch is trying to kill you.
Here’s a thriller about a guy who stumbles across a 38 footer in the fog, “Adrift” as Shailene would put it. And after he boards, “All is Lost,” as Bob Redford would say.
“The Boat” looks like a cross between “Christine” and “Dead Calm.” As as there’s a sailboat in it, I’m down with that.