They still rot right in front of our eyes. But can anybody remember the last time zombies lurched and lumbered after their victims? Because, you know, they’re supposed to be “The WALKING Dead.”

No, they started sprinting years ago, fell in love (“Warm Bodies”) and got organized in oh so many ways (“Walking Dead,” “World War Z” etc.).

I mean, you still have to shoot them in the head, and all. Even when they reach Paris.

“The Night Eats the World” comes to VOD on July 13.