Universal showed this one overseas earlier and there are reviews already up. And yet U insists there’s an embargo on North American notices for the last film in this latest digital dinosaurs trilogy.

Of course, as they’re mostly Australian reviews, they’re nothing to take to the bank. A whole nation of “easy lay” critics, as we say in this hemisphere, just Canadians with better beer and bigger sharks and all that.

Anyway, let’s see what we see, shall we?