“After Earth” was honored in a way that befits its derisive reviews, taking home Golden Raspberries for star Will Smith, his spawn Jaden, and worst picture.

“Movie 43,” which is really not worth nominating or berating, took worst script.

Kim Kardashian took a worst prize for daring to turn her preening self-absorbtion lose on whatever Tyler Perry movie she made her “debut” in.

And “Lone Ranger” took a worst remake/sequel prize.

No, Will and Jaden didn’t show up to collect.