Movie Preview: Jetskiers as “Shark Bait?” We are…intrigued

Not sure when this Vertical release with Holly Earl, Catherine Hannay, Malachi Pullar-Latchman and Thomas Flynn comes our way.

So I’ll just flesh out this post with my favorite “Jetski” jokes. That was the working title of this sharks-eat-jetskiers thriller.

What’s the difference between a Jetski and a vacuum cleaner? The location of the dirt bag.

What’s the difference between a Jetski and a cactus? On a cactus, the little pricks are pretty sharp.

You hear’em in every marina I tellya, and Jetskier jokes never get old.

About Roger Moore

Movie Critic, formerly with McClatchy-Tribune News Service, Orlando Sentinel, published in Spin Magazine, The World and now published here, Orlando Magazine, Autoweek Magazine
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