I couldn’t resist. I mean, isn’t it adorable that those digitally sense-dulling action beaters The Russo Brothers, of several utterly forgettable Marvel blockbusters, are being promoted as a brand now?

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha.

Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, Ana de Armas and Alfre Woodard are among these stars of this no-expense spares action pic about “wet work” and rival assassins and what not.

Looks like they broke the bank, and no, it doesn’t look Tom Cruise stunt “real.” That’s true Russo Brothers’ brand.