This Dec. 10 awards-bait, blockbuster-in-the-making features Ansel Elgort, Rachel Zegler, and bless Spielberg’s film buff heart, EGOT triple threat Rita Moreno from the Robert Wise version of the film from the ’60s.

Looks promising, but remaking a classic is always an iffy proposition. And Spielberg is no uh Robert Wise, let’s face it.