You’re going to see this hyped/fanboy-girl pandering poster in theater lobbies all across America this weekend.
Don’t you believe it. I’ve seen “The Movie of the Summer.” It doesn’t have digital apes in it. Or Chris Pratt. Or a kid in tights or a Gal in a bustier and skirt.
And it opens next weekend.
“Great directors make great movies.” Which great director has a movie opening July 21? Not non-“great” directors Matt Reeves or Jon Watts (Hahahahhahahaha) or Patty Jenkins.