Yes, it’s opened in some parts of the world and thus there are lots of hot Australian and British takes on Michael Bay’s latest on Rotten Tomatoes, as well as some North American ones.

But my buddy Keith noted when I invited him to the screening, how often do you get a chance to see “Michael Bay blow s–t up?”

How often, indeed.

“Ambulance” opens Thursday night at a cineplex near you. My “hot take” comes tomorrow. Yes, I will be taking pains to spell Jake’s last name, and his co-star’s alphabet-testing first, last and middle ones correctly.