Movie Review: Disney delivers a lovely, dull “Cinderella”

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Of all the Cinderellas that Disney could have updated, how on Earth did they settle on this one?
This Kenneth Branagh version, scripted by Chris “About a Boy” Weitz, is stately and sumptuous, but dull and never ever delightful.
The Disney instinct, spurred by Tim Burton’s blockbuster success with “Alice in Wonderland,” was sound, although following “Into the Woods” into theaters this closely is clumsy. The studio ignored the Rodgers & Hammerstein musical from the 1950s and forgot its own mildly amusing cartoon musical from the same era and went for a “Cinderella” full of back story and behind-the-scenes scheming. They gave the reins to Branagh, and he treated it like his many Shakespeare adaptations. No expense was spared for amazing costumes and lush, baroque sets. He even found a part for his “Hamlet/Henry V/Much Ado About Nothing” good luck charm Derek Jacobi.
But he’s delivered a lovely corpse of a fairytale, not helped by a blandly pretty lead (Lily James) and even blander Prince Charming (Richard Madden).
Cate Blanchett makes a vile but underplayed evil stepmother. The simpering step-sisters (Sophie McShera, Holliday Grainger) barely register.
Things only perk up in this overly familiar story, which begins before “Ella” lost her mother (Hayley Atwell) and father (Ben Chaplin), when the Fairy Godmother shows up. Helena Bonham Carter threatens to energize this the way her Red Queen juiced “Alice in Wonderland.” But even she’s a “bippity, boppity boo” short.
The look is always spot-on, the transformation effects, pumpkin-to-carriage, etc. — are perfect. But the pre-teen girls this is intended for have a right to expect more laughs, broader villainy (Stellan Skarsgard is an advisor to the old king — Jacobi) and more fun.
This time out, the glass slipper doesn’t fit.

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MPAA Rating: PG for mild thematic elements

Cast: Lily James, Cate Blanchett, Richard Madden, Helena Bonham Carter, Stellan Skarsgard
Credits: Directed by Kenneth Branagh, script by Chris Weitz. A Walt Disney release.

Running time: 1:52

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6 Responses to Movie Review: Disney delivers a lovely, dull “Cinderella”

  1. Jay says:

    The film is receiving a lot of positive reviews from the top critics and a lot of positive reactions on social media from those who saw early screenings. The only “lifeless and mirthless corpse” is you, you old prune. You clearly must have had a rotten and non-magical childhood. I hope you don’t have any children. I couldn’t bare the thought of you ruining their childhood…

  2. ajaj* says:

    Thank you for an honest review. I hope ‘Cinderella’ characters have more depth, tired of seeing washover characters. Glamour is only skin deep.

  3. Poopy says:

    Do you even know who Kenneth Branagh is?

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