And all through the land, haters of “Top Gun” put their heads in the sand.

Not a “She Said” vote was ventured, nary an “Avatar” was panned.

Short Round’s the new Olivier, Poitier too.

Yeoh’s a cinch, Jamie Lee will ballyhoo…

“Elvis” has shot, but not “Babylon”

“Pinocchio’s” a lock, “Puss in Boots” we rave on

Cate and Colin and Cameron and…Spielberg too?

Let’s log in on in the AM and try to see just who

If anyone and any film manages a surprise or two .