Movie Review: “White Bird” ties a bullying tale to The Holocaust

Novelist R.L. Palacio’s attempt to turn out a sequel to her best-seller “Wonder,” which became a Julia Roberts weeper on the big screen, seems well-intentioned enough. But tying that story about a precocious child bullied simply because he looks :different” to The Holocaust might seem a stretch, and the film made from that literary sequel “White Bird” can’t escape being cloying and cliched.

Still, bullying is how fascism gets its start, and America and much of the world is coping with the consequences of that in ways the first film could only hint at. Skip past the “let’s cash in on a hit” ethos that hangs over all sequels and there’s a perhaps unintended timeliness to this tale.

The bully who needs to learn the error of his ways is Jewish, a New York child of privilege who doesn’t know his family’s history with that sort of behavior.

Helen Mirren plays the famous French painter and grandmother to prep school punk Dillon (Teagan Booth) who was expelled from his previous school for bullying little Auggie of “Wonder” a while back. Grand-mère conveniently shows up at the family townhouse after Dillon’s first day at his new school, where he’s witnessed rich boys he’d like to impress bullying the compassionate, human rights activists of the student body.

Dillon did nothing. As he figures the lesson from all that is to “mind my own business, don’t be mean, don’t be nice,” granny is here to state the obvious.

Always be kind,” she preaches. Stick up for the bullied. And then she tells him the long story of her Holocaust childhood in Vichy France, a time “when it took courage to be kind” to Jews like her, and by extension, Dillon.

Young Sara (Ariella Glaser) was a fashion-conscious young teen just taking an interest in boys in 1942, when all of a sudden the French government’s Nazi overlords made anti-Semitism not just the law of the land, but fashionable among the French populace.

Sara was already a talented artist, but she doesn’t get how things are changing until the handsome Gaul she’s smitten with (Jem Matthews) takes note of her drawing and says it’s “not bad, for a Jew.”

Her mother (Olivia Ross) counsels that this spreading hatred “is like a bad storm. We just have to let it pass.” But Dad isn’t shy about scaring them all to death with what’s coming. He makes Sara promise to keep her overcoat with her and wear her winter boots at school all day. Naturally, she’d prefer to ditch the coat and don her ruby red shoes the moment she’s in class.That almost costs the child her life.

The Nazis show up, Jewish kids are grabbed and she escapes with her life. And who becomes her savior but the “crippled” boy the school bullies have all nicknamed “crab” because of the way he walks.

Julien, “my REAL name,” is a boy (Orlando Schwerdt) of resourcefulness and resolve. Mechanically-inclined enough to be the assistant projectionist at the town cinema, he spirits her away and hides Sara in his barn. Her parents were arrested, but Julien’s parents Vivienne (Gillian Anderson) and Jean-Paul (Jo Stone-Fewings) are all-in on saving her from certain death.

Julien must take daily risks of discovery, keeping the secrets of his projectionist/French Resistance fighter boss, his parents’ sympathies, the compassionate teachers and headmaster of the Catholic school and Sara’s survival from not just the Germans, but from French collaborators, including the school bullies.

Here, those teens are given black uniforms, berets and machine guns, with the freedom to harass and shoot neighbors/classmates they suspect of anti-German activity.

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Classic Film Review: “Restored” for re-release, “Breakfast of Champions” (1999) is still malnourished

A lot of myth and movie lore are attached to the cinema’s epic flops. The long-gestating, all-star-cast 1999 film of Kurt Vonnegut Jr.’s “Breakfast of Champions” carries its share of such baggage.

No, it didn’t end adapting screenwriter and director Alan Rudolph’s career. The miss-or-hit Altman-acolyte and cult filmmaker behind “Trouble in Mind,” “Afterglow,” “Songwriter” and “Choose Me” made four more films after “Champions,” with only “The Secret Lives of Dentists” being worth anybody’s trouble.

Rudolph was involved with this adaptation back when it was pitched as Altman’s follow-up to “Nashville” and “Buffalo Bill an the Indians,” but the latter flopped and we never got our ’70s “Altman” take on Vonnegut, set to star Peter Falk, Sterling Hayden, Ruth Gordon and Alice Cooper.

“Champions” came out the same year as “The Sixth Sense,” which lessened any impact it had on the early 2000s fall-off in Bruce Willis‘s screen career. He didn’t avoid “challenging” material after this, either. He’d star in Sam Shepard’s “True West” on TV a couple of years later, before settling into indifferent comedies, generic action pics, ensemble pieces and cameos as his star faded.

Co-star Nick Nolte‘s best years were already behind him, and his credits already included a pretty good version of Vonnegut’s “Mother Night.”

But “Champions” did scare Hollywood out of ever taking another shot at a feature length film based on Kurt Vonnegut Jr.’s quirky, prescient and human-foibles-skewering science fiction. We got a film of his masterpiece “Slaughterhouse-Five”and “Happy Birthday, Wanda June” in the adventurous early ’70s, a disastrous “Slapstick” in the ’80s, “Mother Night” and “Breakfast of Champions” in the ’90s, and that was all she wrote.

“And so it goes,” and so it went, all because a funny book didn’t turn into a funny movie.

The multi-point-of-view story has Albert Finney play a reclusive “cult” writer invited to be feted in suburban Midland (not quite Texas, and the movie was shot in Twin Falls, Idaho). Whatever his literary rep and national profile, Kilgore Trout has a rich fan and is properly praised to the heavens by that fan’s mouthpiece and conference organizer (Buck Henry).

Our Vonnegut alter ego decides to keep the travel honorarium and hike or hitchhike his way West. He meets fans who know of his myth and never suspect they’re in the prescence of The Master.

Midland is also home to the greatest car salesman of them all, hype master Dwayne Hoover (Willis), the telegenic emperor of the Exit 11 Motor Village. Dwayne’s all smiles and this week’s hype — “HAWAIIAN week!” But when we meet him, he’s sticking a revolver in his mouth.

Married to the broken Celia (Barbara Hershey), cheating with the dizzy employee Francine (Glenne Headley), father of flaky lounge-singing son Bunny (Lukas Haas), it’s hard to pin down the source of Dwayne’s existential angst and mental health crisis.

His old Army buddy, salesman Harry Le Sabre (Nolte) is barely keeping it together himself, manic in his TV sales pitches, unwinding by dressing in women’s wear with his domineering wife (Vicki Lewis).

And a convict (Omar Epps) figures the fact that his name — Wayne Hoobler — “sounds like” Dwayne Hoover is reason enough to pursue employment at the Motor Village the minute he gets out of prison.

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Movie Preview: World Leaders Cate Blanchett, Charles Dance, Alicia Vikander, Takehiro Hira, et al face the horror of “Rumours”

A global crisis and a lot of international leaders, lost in the woods — literally — at a conference to tackle that crisis.

Looks intriguing. Three credited directors including Guy Maddin and “Green Fog” siblings Galen and Evan Johnson bring this to the screen Oct. 18.

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Billy Crystal does horror? “Before”

This Apple TV psychological horror series co-stars Rosie Perez and Judith Light and premieres Oct. 25.

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Movie Preview: Michael B. Jordan stars in Ryan Coogler’s “Sinners”

The “Fruitvale Station,” “Creed” and “Black Panther” director leaves franchises behind and gets back to more challenging work with this period piece about two brothers returning to their hometown to face “evil.”

Delroy Lindo, Lola Kirke, Hailee Steinfeld, Jayme Lawson and bluesman Buddy Guy star in this March 7 release.

How serious is it? Coogler shot it on FILM.

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BOX OFFICE: Critics and Comic Book Movie Fatigue cut “Joker” sequel’s opening weekend take in half “

Box office expectations for “Joker: Folie à Deux” have been tumbling since the first reviews rolled out some weeks back.

Todd Phillips’ jukebox musical fantasy take on the “tragic” story of the making of a murderous monster may pair up Lady Gaga with Joaquin Phoenix for a song and even dance or three. But the tone is off, the story’s messy and the message is muddled.

“Joker” earned $96 million when it opened in a pre-COVID thrall of glowing reviews and fan frenzy to see this most serious of comic book adaptations.

It’s a darker world, now, with fascism on the loose and the law unwilling to rein it in. The lighthearted slaughter of “Deadpool & Wolverine” was a break from the steady trend of slumping interest in comic book fare. Thoughts of “Folie à Deux” matching “Joker’s” take vanished, and slipped with every passing week.

A $50 million weekend is still within reach, Deadline.com says. But $45 seems more likely, less than half the last film’s take.

The only other movies opening this weekend are “White Bird,” a surviving WWII tale starring Gillian Anderson, and “Monster Summer,” a witch hunt starring Mel Gibson as the witch hunter. Neither of those will clear $2 million.

That means it’s up to the charming and sweet “The Wild Robot” to take up the slack, and it could clear $20 million on its second weekend, with $18-19 million the track its on right now. It’ll hit $100 million — barely — between Arbor Day and All Hallow’s Eve.

“Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” is still making bank, raking in another $11 as it marches towards the $300 million domestic take mark. Let’s hope Tim Burton does something more interesting and more fun with this box office capital.

“Transformers One” is fading fast and won’t make the $60 million mark before it’s chased off screens — another $5 million and change this weekend.

And “Speak No Evil” is still in the top five, but the James McAvoy remake of a Danish thriller isn’t reviving the horror audience, which has flatlined many a release this year by not showing up. It’ll only take in another $3, and that barely gets it over $30 million since release.

I’ll update these figures and Sat. data starts coming in.

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Movie Review: Joaquin commits heart and soul, but “Joker: Folie à Deux” flails

“Joker: Folie à Deux” is a Great American Songbook jukebox musical grafted onto the Grand Guignol of Todd Phillips and Joaquin Phoenix‘s vision of the comic book character.

It doesn’t work, doesn’t play and doesn’t coalesce into the Big Message movie one and all hoped they’d get out of it.

But with Phoenix dueting with Lady Gaga, who joins him as Harley Quinn, and even throwing in a fair approximation of tap dancing into the mix, the film manages to be a fascinating failure.

There’s ambition along with giggles-inducing pretension and grimacing violence. And Phoenix commits to the part and the picture down to his last corpuscle.

Aspiring comic turned mass murderer Arthur Fleck, aka “The Joker,” is in Arkham Hospital for the Criminally Insane, where he’s tolerated, taunted and abused by the guards, especially his handler, Jackie Sullivan (Brendan Gleeson).

“You got a joke for me today?”

If Arthur does, that gets him a cigarette.

Two years have passed since unfunny Arthur’s spree killing, which climaxed with the clown-faced comic murdering a talk show host live on national TV.

One fateful decision made for this film was in not giving us any flashbacks to refresh our memories about what put Arthur in prison. Not one scene from 2019’s “Joker” is served up. DeNiro played smarmy, bullying TV talker Murray Franklin, in case you forgot.

Fleck has been the subject of a TV movie and mass cosplaying fandom. People can’t get enough of this bad comic/unhinged killer. But is he sane enough to stand trial? His attorney (Catherine Keener) tries to get him on board with “just be yourself” and medical science will come to the right conclusion.

A TV interview (Steve Coogan plays the unsympathetic interrogator) might help his cause.

But Arthur has stumbled into his soulmate. Lee Quinzel is in the “singing” wing of the 1930s vintage hospital, where patients sing everything from bluegrass spirituals (“Will the Circle Be Unbroken?”) to standards made famous by Judy Garland (“Get Happy”). Lee (Lady Gaga) stands out in the chorus. And Lee is Arthur’s biggest fan.

They share a smoke, then a song and then a romance as she conspires to bust them out. Maybe on “movie night.” Sure, they’d miss the end of the Astaire/Cyd Charisse/Nanette Fabray and Oscar Levant musical “The Band Wagon.” But where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

“Escape” is not what we’re set up for here. This movie is about the trial, the cultish mania of celebrity and the soul-crushing effect it has on the weak-minded, from John Hinkley Jr. to Kardashian idolizers to prison pen pal brides and MAGAs.

The screenplay and Gaga’s performance do the best job yet of connecting Lee’s conversion to the villainess Harley Quinn as an obsession that becomes a breakdown for a woman who becomes Arthur’s mirror image.

Craving fame and connection to it does them both in.

As “monster/martyr” Arthur sits through a stunningly-dull and straightforward trial, he imagines sharing a “Sonny & Cher” styled variety show with Lee — duets, dances, and loving/insulting jokes.

But while the “Batman” universe movies have always been better at finding topicality in their stock characters and pulp storylines, “Folie à Deux” never comes close to achieving the core aim of all these “dark” comic book adaptations — depth.

Musical flourishes — “When the Saints Go Marching In” is sung, referenced by a hospital exercise yard trumpeter, Gaga solos The Carpenters’ “Close to You,” and the rights of everything from “For Once in My Life” and “What the World Needs Now” to “Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered” to “That’s Entertainment” were purchased and repurposed.

But to what purpose?

Humorless, shallow and grim will get you only so far. And usually, you don’t have to take tap dancing lessons to pull that off.

When the message is this muddled, all that’s left is to beg the question — “That’s Entertainment?”

Rating: R, violence, sex, smoking, profanity.

Cast: Joaquin Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Brendan Gleeson, Zazi Beetz, Steve Coogan and Catherine Keener

Credits: Directed by Todd Phillips, scripted by Scott Silver and Todd Philips, based comic book characters created by Bob Kane, Bill Finger, Jerry Robinson, Pual Dini and Bruce Timm. A Warner Bros. release.

Running time: 2:12

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Movie Review: Mel Gibson and Kids face the horrors of “Monster Summer”

“Canceled” Oscar winner Mel Gibson takes a break from the violent, vengeful B-movies that have kept him busy for a decade for “Monster Summer,” a witchy kiddie horror picture directed by a child actor who grew up on “The Wizards of Waverly Place.”

Good production values and a solid supporting cast don’t hide the fact that it’s a tepid thriller that barely works up a decent fright or two. Derivative, nostalgic and old fashioned, director David Henrie’s horror-with-training-wheels tale is is perfectly watchable before a cringy blast of violence is added to spice up its weary formula.

A 1997 period piece set on Martha’s Vineyard but filmed in budget-friendly Southport, N..C, it’s about strange goings-on that point to childrden’s souls being snatched by something that rides around on a broom — or a 1980s Lincoln station wagon.

Aspiring journalist Noah (Mason Thames) is trying to “get off this island” and get printed in the local paper (Kevin James plays its drawling editor) and figures he has a world-famous scoop on his hands, if he can badger besties Sammy (Abby James Witherspoon) and Eugene (Julian Lerner) into backing him up in his search for “the truth.”

As their bestie baseball star pal Ben (Noah Cotrell) is among the first victims, you’d think they have incentive enoug.

Might this mysterious, Latin-chanting woman in black (Lorraine Bracco) staying at Noah’s mom’s Orca Inn be behind these “encounters” that leave kids haunted and almost catatonic? Or could the creepy old loner whose “family disappeared” years before be the perp?

Gibson plays Old Man Carruthers, who turns out to be an ex-cop who might dismiss Noah with “There’s no such thing as witches” and joke that “Why don’t you give that Fox Mulder a call?” But he asks some questions and develops some suspicions.

Meanwhile, kids are being attacked in the woods, in the water, and are never the same after these encounters.

Henrie and his screenwriters reach for Stephen King for Kids here, with hints of “It!” grafted onto elements of such earlier films as “Mean Green,” “Sandlot” or Gibson’s own “The Man Without a Face.” Sequences and plot threads almost work, but they barely fit together.

They try to summon up laughs — “Don’t accept poison apples from little old ladies with warts on their noses!” — and fail.

This is no “Wizards of Waverly Place.” The suspense is never much more than middling, with a couple of jolts that pay off. And the big finish has the violent stamp of “Lethal Weapon Lite” and feels out of tone with the bland but inoffensive time killer that “Monster Summer” has been up until then.

Rating: PG-13, violence, profanity

Cast: Mason Thames, Mel Gibson, Julian Lerner, Lorraine Bracco, Abby James Witherspoon, Noah Cotrell, Patrick Renna and Kevin James.

Credits: Directed by David Henrie, scripted by Bryan Schulz and Cornelius Uliano. A Pastime Pictures release.

Running time: 1:37

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Movie Preview: A “Dark Vibe” home ownership comedy with Kudrow, Romano, Cardellini, Parris and Poppy  and Leary — “No Good Deed”

We are…intrigued. Couples vying for the same house with differing agendas but the same “need.”

Netflix has this series, premiering Dec. 12.

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Netflixable? Hapless Swede gets in “Trouble” with Criminals, Convicts and Cops in this Comic Thriller

A good comic thriller knows how to frustrate the viewer in all the best ways — creating suspense through a collection of close shaves, near misses and moments when the heroine or hero “almost” gets away.

A bad comic thriller frustrates in ways that call attention to contrivances, melodramatic touches and lapses in logic.

Jon Holmberg’s Swedish caper-comedy/prison escape dramedy and “Fugitive” spoof “Trouble” is more amusingly frustrating than stupidly frustrating.

Good frustration, our hapless hero Conny (Filip Berg of “A Man Called Ove”) is a big box electronics store salesman and single dad who winds up in prison for a murder he didn’t commit. He was installing a customer’s TV, jamming to Blue Swede’s one hit on headphones, when the homeowner was stabbed right behind him. Yeah, he’s dumb enough to pick up the bloody screwdriver after the killing.

Bad frustration? Conny is arrested, given an inept lawyer (Måns Nathanaelson) and railroaded into prison facing 18 years, all before the widow (Sissela Benn) has a chance to bury her husband. Conny escapes from prison just as they come home from the funeral?

Man, Swedish justice is blind and swift.

Holmberg’s jaunty tale throws obstacle after obstacle in Conny’s way, unhappy accidents (stabbed in the hand as a bystander in a prison fight) and head-slapping coincidences.

All this happens because he’s trying to pick up extra shifts at work so that his little girl — who lives with her remarried mother — can have a horse.

Time and again this script, which takes in coke deals, SWAT raids, life in a Swedish prison, a misplaced phone with video evidence on it and a system hellbent on ensuring his case is “closed,” gives us glimpses of a way out only to have dopey Conny miss the obvious because the screenwriters are determined to get their 100 minutes in.

Conny was trapped in a low-paying dead-end job, driving a VERY old Honda Civic, and running flight training simulations on his home gaming system. Because he wants to raise his income and better his life? Or because his ex (Shirin Golchin) married a pilot?

When he gets caught-up in a murder case, the one cop to believe him, Diana (Amy Deasismont) is green and dismissed by her no-nonsense boss (Eva Melander) because Diana bases her “hunch” on her contact, that same evening, with Conny as a headphones-buying customer at his store.

Rushed into prison, his only advice from the other convicts is “go for the throat.” That doesn’t keep him from getting caught in a brawl.

Fortunately, the gang boss inside (Dejan Cukic) has plotted a prison break, and Conny stumbles across the tunnel. Unfortunately, gang enforcer Musse (Joakim Sällquist) saw him stumble across that tunnel. No, climbing into a washing machine in the prison laundry isn’t the best way to hide.

“Did you think this through (in Swedish, or dubbed into English)?”

“No.”

But a photo in Conny’s cell has them thinking he’s a pilot. Next thing he knows, he’s in on the escape as their getaway pilot/driver, trying to get to “new evidence” (that missing phone) even as he’s at the service of ruthless convicted bank robbers.

There are plot twists that even Conny recognizes. But when you’re on morphine because you’ve just been shot, you can’t quite summon up the memory amd reference the right “Harrison Ford film.”

“Indiana Jones?”

The obstacles that pile up — Evidence destroyed? Or is it? — do battle with the frustrations at Conny’s ineptitude as the picture works itself and the viewer into an amusing tizzy.

This one had me yelling at the screen more than once.

“Dude, most of the bad guys are chatting on a hotel penthouse balcony. Lock the DOOR behind them and call the cops!”

But director Holmberg, his co-writer and his leading man (Berg has an Aaron Eckhart look and John Krasinski vibe) do a splendid job of making us root for this guy and slap our heads at his head-slapping haplessness.

We do all this as we try to figure out not where this is going — that’s pre-ordained — but what logical and illogical twists they contrive to toss at us before the hero, the movie and the viewer arrive at our final, funny destination.

Rating: TV-MA, violence

Cast: Filip Berg, Amy Deasismont, Måns Nathanaelson,
Joakim Sällquist and Eva Melander

Credits: Directed by Jon Holmberg, scripted by Jon Holmberg and Tapio Leopold. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:38

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