Movie Review: “Room”

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She has been imprisoned for seven years, locked in a soundproof shed with only a skylight and a TV to connect her to the outside world.

Her son is turning five. He was the product of a rape by her captor/tormentor, and has only known the world of this 12 by 12 “Room.”

“Good morning, lamp. good morning sink,” Jack (Jacob Tremblay) coos. Kids can adapt to a universe limited to a toilet, tub, TV and toaster oven.

Upon turning five, Jack’s questions grow more pointed, about the time “before I came.” He is confused about “the real world” and “reality” in general. Ma (Brie Larson), with much of the life drained out of her pale face, tries to set him straight. She has to be gentle, because Jack is given to tossing tantrums at knowledge he doesn’t want to hear. He has never been out in the sun, never had a haircut, never played with another child, has no notion what is on the other side of that always-locked steel door. He’s curious, but scared to death at the possibilities.

“Room” is a wrenching account of a mother’s devotion to the one thing she’s been allowed to have — a little boy — and her guilt from raising him in this awful situation. “Old Nick” (Sean Bridgers) visits her each night, like clockwork, for sex and threats. She cannot protect Jack from him any more than she can protect herself.

Lenny Abrahamson’s film of Emma Donoghue’s novel is an overcast affair, a tale sodden with gloom and sadness. Jack is the only one who doesn’t realize this, and it is eating Ma alive.

The story is seen through Jack’s eyes. He narrates it and lets us see his whole world — mother, sparsely furnished room, and TV — through his innocent eyes.

“Old Nick” is “not our friend,” Ma has to remind him. They practice screaming when they know Old Nick isn’t around, but “the aliens can’t hear us.” “Out there” is nothing but empty space, he’s been taught. Dora the Explorer isn’t the only invented thing TV offers. “Squirrels and dogs aren’t real” either.

But then, in desperation, Ma hatches a plan and risks all –especially the one thing she has in this world, her son — in a chance to escape.

The aching thing about this movie is realizing there are dull, unspeakably cruel monsters in this world who would enslave a young woman and her child in just this manner.  Donoghue plainly was inspired by the Austrian Josef Fritzl, who held his daughter captive and fathered children with her, and the Ariel Castro case from Cleveland — women, kept imprisoned in dungeon-like conditions as sex slaves, having babies with a monster.

Larson was the sober-minded sister in last summer’s “Trainwreck,” and lets us see the exhaustion and hopelessness of Ma. Jack is the only reason she gets up each day and endures each night’s conjugal rape/visits.

Young Tremblay is a wide-eyed revelation as Jack, mercurial and smart, innocent but just beginning to acquire a little wisdom and courage. He does things that frighten him because he is his mother’s strength, now. He gets that.

The story takes a surprising turn midway through, a change in direction that deepens the experience for the viewer, making us culpable in at least part of the misery these two face. The film drags, ever so slightly, in its final acts.

But the miracle of this Irish-Canadian co-production is the tension Abrahamson (“Frank”) manages before that mid-movie climax, and the tension he recreates with a wholly new dynamic. That makes “Room” a movie that will have you checking your locks, looking in on the kids and yet hopeful thanks to the knowledge that children are “plastic” — adaptable, malleable, and able to upend their naive worldview and belief system if they hear it from a loving mother.

MPAA Rating:R for language

Cast: Brie Larson, Jacob Tremblay, Joan Allen, William H. Macy, Sean Bridgers
Credits: Directed by Lenny Abrahamson, script by Emma Donoghue, based on her novel. An A24 release.

Running time: 1:58

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Movie Review: “Julia” seeks therapeutic revenge for her rape

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Julia has been raped. She is shocked, humiliated, alone and traumatized.

But she’s not going to just accept this, and a future of victimhood. We can see it in her deadened eyes as she washes the blood and horror off in the tub, after crawling back to apartment from the beach where the coked up rich boys left her.

“Julia” is a standard-issue rape-revenge thriller, with a serious twist. No, it’s not that she (Ashley C. Williams) was made a victim by guys (med students?) doing The Full Cosby on her — drugging her drink so that she’s awake but helpless as they gang rape her and leave her for dead.

It’s her search for a solution to righting this wrong that is of interest here. She’s not just prowling Internet message boards, looking for answers (and a gun). What she overhears in a bar from other women. There’s this doctor and this bizarre, secret “therapy.” Desperate, she follows Sadie (Tahnya Tozzi), who assures her “It’s real” and that “No one will ever hold power over you again.”

The unseen doctor (Jack Noseworthy) gives cryptic advice and asks if she went to the cops or documented the crime. He cautions her that “making it personal will keep you in the victim’s mindset.”

And then he sends Julia out with Sadie, into the bars and nightclubs, prowling — picking off men who are there with dates, luring them, beating them. And worse.

Writer-director Matthew A. Brown serves up a lurid, sexually explicit and bloody vengeance tale, as women ritually punish and/or slaughter their tormentors, or just no-good men in general. He sets this in the world of plastic surgery (Julia is a nurse), and hints that body image issues haunt the various victims as well.

Williams, having crossed the line with the first film to make her infamous (“The Human Centipede”), makes Julia mysterious and somewhat inscrutable, even if the tale unfolding around her is obvious and primal.

“Julia” doesn’t stand up to much serious parsing. It’s more about a look, a serious of set-piece “punishments” and blood, than ideas or big statements on the state of womanhood in New York culture. It promises more than it, frankly, delivers, in theme, message and morality. Whatever its ambitions, this is just another vengeance fantasy and one that doesn’t transcend its genre.

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MPAA Rating:R for a brutal rape, strong bloody violence, graphic nudity, language and some drug use

Cast: Ashley C. Williams, Tahyna Tozzi, Brad Koed, Ryan Cooper, Jack Noseworthy
Credits: Written and directed by Matthew A. Brown. An Archstone release.

Running time:1:33

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Movie Review: “Bone Tomahawk”

bone2Think of “Bone Tomahawk” as Kurt Russell’s warm-up for his turn as the grizzled Western archetype/anti-hero of Quentin Tarantino’s Christmas gift — “The Hateful 8.”

“Bone” is an unflinchingly-violent and stupidly long genre mashup. It’s Tarantino without all the anachronisms and swearing.

As the grizzled, widowed Sheriff Franklin Hunt, Russell is the reality of this twisted Western. When a couple of townsfolk are abducted, and the “tribe” that took them is described as “troglodytes” by an educated Indian man in their midst, Hunt is the one determined to chase them into the wilderness and under ground, come what may.

And since these natives are primitive and “savage” in every modern sense of the word, since their home turf is “The Valley of the Starving Man,” we have little hope that this version of the classic quest narrative “The Searchers” will have a happy ending.

David Arquette and horror film vet Sid Haig are the bushwhackers whose slaughter of fellow travelers on the trail is interrupted by these ghostly, painted cave dwellers. Arresting Arquette’s Purvis is what draws the evil into town. It gets a deputy and the wife of broken-footed ranch foreman Arthur (Patrick Wilson) kidnapped. Arthur and the Sheriff are the only two locals guaranteed to risk life and limb (literally) to get them back.

Richard Jenkins gets perhaps his one and only shot at a Western as the not-as-slow-as-he-seems “assistant deputy,” Chicory, a guy with an eye for unsavory characters.

“It is the opinion of the assistant deputy that his manner was suspicious.”

Matthew Fox is the other archetype in this posse, the secretive, dangerous and dapper gambler/gunslinger.

“You make a flirtatious remark in my wife’s presence, there’ll be a reckoning,” Arthur warns him.

“I’m the most intelligent man I know,” he says, “and I intend to keep us alive.”

The dialogue crackles with “True Grit.”

Sheriff Hunter — “You make a hasty move, I’ll put a bullet in you.”

Chicory, on spying the pan-flat desert in front of them — “I know the world’s supposed to be round, but I’m not so sure about this part.”

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It’s never more than the genre-mashup it sets out to be. And truthfully, the presence of Sid Haig in that grisly opening scene sets us up for an ending we see coming two hours before it belatedly arrives. But “Bone Tomahawk” is a solid B-movie with just enough Tarantino trappings to whet the appetite before the “Hateful” main course shows up on Christmas.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, with graphic violence

Cast: Kurt Russell, Patrick Wilson, Richard Jenkins, Lili Simmons, Matthew Fox, Sean Young
Credits: Written and directed by S. Craig Zahler. An RLJ Entertainment release.

Running time: 2:12

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Movie Review: “Rock the Kasbah”

kas1Bill Murray, a funnyman who long ago lost his fastball, was foolish to entrust his “comeback” star-vehicle to screenwriter Mitch Glazer, who never had one.

“Rock the Kasbah” is an old school/Old Murray comedy, the type he would have knocked out of the park in his mid-80s-early-90s heyday. If, that is, you could convince him not to sleepwalk through it.

But here, playing a has-been rock promoter who discovers a culture-shifting singing sensation while on a USO tour in bloodied, embattled Afghanistan, we only get a flash or two of the Old Murray. This lame, laugh-starved script (Glazer wrote “Scrooged” for him( makes Murray look like an Old Man — not a funny old man or a Grumpy old man (see the fine “St. Vincent” for that). Just old and not really up to trying too hard.

Richie Lanz (Murray) may be working out of a seedy Van Nuys hotel, conning talentless singers out of expense and promotion money. But he’s got the photos on the wall — him, much younger, with rock’s most famous and infamous. And he’s got the stories, about discovering Madonna.

“Did I tell you my Stevie Nicks story?”

His last shot seems to be Ronnie, played by actress-singer Zooey Deschanel. He has her singing covers to a backing track in a local bar. That’s where the USO promoter finds them, and drunkenly books them both to entertain the troops in a war zone.

Deschanel is (briefly) the life of the movie, melting down and freaking out from the moment they get on an Afghan airliner to her frantic hook-up with a mercenary (“Contractor”) named “Bombay” (Bruce Willis) who gets her out of the country, taking Richie’s cash and passport with her.

kas2Here Richie is, a legend in his own mind, a fast-talking deal-maker, stuck in a dangerous place with no way of getting out. These two American arms dealers (the hilarious Danny McBride and the gonzo Scott Caan) seek him out and befriend him.

“You’re in Kabul. Man up!”

Yeah, “a coupla months ago, we were Herbal-life dealers.” But now, they’ve got a paying gig for Richie — deliver some ammo to a remote Pashtun tribe. Scared and dazed, he accepts. And that’s where he hears Salima (Leem Lubany). She’s obsessed with her country’s version of TV’s “America’s Got Talent,” “Afghan Star.” And she sings Cat Stevens ballads and accompanies herself on the guitar.

Richie has his new mission. The fact that there’s an “honor killing” in her future for “shaming” her father and culture for showing her lip-glossed/made up face and singing in English on TV doesn’t get in the way of Richie’s dream.

Kate Hudson plays another hooker-with-the-heart of gold whom Richie draws into the deal. Arian Moayed is the ’70s Soul-obsessed taxi driver/translator who translates for Richie, who gets mixed up in a tribal conflict and has to talk himself out of one gun-to-his-face jam after another.

And therein lies the problem. The lines Glazer has Murray spout to win people over and “close the deal” — this deal, that deal — aren’t funny or interesting or convincing. Murray, who has latterly made a new career for himself doing killer cameos, stinging supporting parts that play on his still-intact reservoir of cool — can’t manage the “fast-talking” part of the role. Aside from “St. Vincent,” he’s not been up to doing that sort of heavy-lifting in a leading role in years.

Director Barry Levinson is a long way from “Rain Man” himself, and cannot find funny in a situation that seems rife with it. A few scenes suggest the absurd dichotomies of “Good Morning, Vietnam” — McBride and Caan drunkenly hooting and hollering through Kabul in the back of an ancient LTD convertible. A CONVERTIBLE! But this whole USO tour gone wrong thing has been done often, and better, in films such as “The Sapphires” or the James Brown bio-pic “Get on Up.”

The big idea here, that a woman might break through the repressive patriarchy of the Middle East and change people’s hearts, is handled clumsily. In 2008, a real Pashtun woman, Lima Sahar, tried to manage that and the film is sort of inspired by her story. But the fictional comedy surrounding it isn’t funny enough and this third act gravitas doesn’t mesh with it.

Salima in the movie sings perhaps the only Western songbook theoretically approved by the Islamic world. But the movie’s most tone-deaf assumption is the idea that Yusuf Islam, the pop singer formerly known as Cat Stevens, is so totally rehabilitated that we can listen to his music — on the soundtrack and sung onstage — and not remember how he became the Western face for Islamic intolerance, thanks to his conversion and pronouncements on things like the death sentence (fatwa) hurled at writers who dared to criticize the religion-that-won’t-be-criticized.

Murray does what he can, sings “Smoke on the Water” with “Saturday Night Live” era gusto and tries to do something different with Richie. And that’s where Glazer and he go so wrong. It’s not originality that would have paid off. All that was called for here was a cover tune, just a few scenes with Murray’s Greatest Hits, preferably not phoned in.

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MPAA Rating:R for language including sexual references, some drug use and brief violence

Cast: Bill Murray, Bruce Willis, Zooey Deschanel, Leem Lubany, Kate Hudson, Danny McBride, Scott Caan
Credits: Directed by Barry Levinson, script by Mitch Glazer. An Open Road release.

Running time: 1:40

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Movie Review: “Steve Jobs”

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With “Steve Jobs,” his effortlessly brilliant portrait of the late Apple visionary, Aaron Sorkin once again upends the equation that points to the director as the most important creative force in a movie.

Oscar winner Danny Boyle directed “Jobs.” But it is Sorkin’s movie, as surely as “The Social Network” was his picture, or “A Few Good Men.” It wears the imprint of TV’s “West Wing,” the hallmarks of a genius dramatist conjuring up vivid characters, limiting the settings, stripping down the number of scenes to get at the essence of story.

And filling the air with words — pithy, pointed and revealing words. It begins with a bravura opening 15 minutes, a carefully modulated tirade in the middle of a mass panic attack — Apple launching The Macintosh just days after its “1984” commercial revolutionized TV advertising.

Jobs tears into engineer Andy Hertzfeld (Michael Stuhlbarg) because the first Mac can’t say “Hello.” There’s a glitch and the mere minutes before the curtain rises aren’t time to make it work. Even Jobs’ long-suffering marketing director/conscience, Joanna Hoffman (Kate Winslet) can’t change his mind.

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Hertzfeld — “You’re not hearing me.”

Jobs: “FIX it.”

Joanna: “Do you want to try being reasonable, see what it FEELS like?”

Within moments, we’ve forgotten that star Michael Fassbender looks nothing like the real Jobs. Sorkin puts Jobs on the couch, rewrites our images of his various key collaborators — Steve Wozniak (Seth Rogen) among them — and boils his life down to three key moments.

We’re backstage for the epic Macintosh launch, where Jobs’ “reality distortion field” made the impossible happen, where his cunning manipulation of his “visionary” image in the press came to full flower. Then, we’re backstage for the introduction of his serenely perfect “cube,” the NeXt computer. The market failure of Macintosh and Jobs’ ouster from Apple is skimmed over in a montage.

And then we’re there, again behind the curtain, for the introduction of the iMac, Jobs’ triumphant return to Apple and to the top.

At each event, Sorkin serves up Jobs’ key relationships — “The Woz,” his engineer-pal and conscience, a man he condescendingly calls “Rainman” behind his back. Rogen’s Wozniak — or should I say Sorkin’s — is less the cuddly music nut who started The Us Festival, not “Dancing with the Stars” Steve, but a persistent, assertive, nagging idealist in his own right, pushing for recognition of his less flashy Apple II team, which made the company great and kept it going in between disasters. Do it because “It’s the right thing to do.”

Jobs isn’t hearing it.

Winslet’s Hoffman is the one who keeps pushing the daughter he long-refused to recognize as his own onto him, at every one of these events. Jobs’ cruel, control-freak side cuts to the marrow in these scenes, sparring with his impoverished, manipulative baby-mama, Chrisann (Katherine Waterston, superb). His chill melts, only briefly, in the presence of his beguiling, curious little girl, Lisa, played by three actresses.

And Jeff Daniels brings wonderful, fatherly gravitas to John Sculley, the Pepsi CEO Jobs convinced to run Apple, whom Jobs blamed for his ouster, but who finds Jobs something of a case study in the “abandoned” adopted boy who so wants to be beloved that he wants every product with his imprint on it to be friendly, personable and perfect.

“Don’t play stupid,” he scolds Jobs. “You can’t pull it off.”

To a one, they try to humanize this boss/father/partner and prove you can make great things and not be a bad guy. And fail.

Sorkin slips in the Bob Dylan fixation, the push for “human” sized and shaped products. But if you want another trek through the decline and fall of Jobs, an account of his death from cancer, or even in-depth looks at the garage where he and Wozniak invented the future, other movies cover that.

If you want to check off the iPod, iPhone, iPad, etc., off your “Jobs’ Greatest Hits” list, get a sense of the salesman/tyrant, the ruthless zen master vegetarian too cruel to practice what he preached, to get other people’s definitive take on what made him tick, see the great documentarian Alex Gibney’s superior “Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine.” It strips away the myth and icon and reveals Jobs for the hustler-huckster he was, just a smooth, smiling turtleneck, trying to sell us something. In many ways, his film makes all other Jobs movies unnecessary.

But Sorkin and Fassbender have given us a Jobs of human dimensions, a Jobs we can sink our teeth into, a Jobs we can understand. Boyle, to his credit, doesn’t allow directing flourishes to distract us from that. What we’re looking at here isn’t “Jobs: The Legend,” its a new legend and one that — however accurate — allows us to step back from the cult and the haircut and see the man as a man, flawed, driven, arrogant and yes, visionary.

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MPAA Rating:R for language.

Cast: Michael Fassbender, Kate Winslet, Seth Rogen, Jeff Daniels, Michael Stuhlbarg
Credits: Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin, based on the Walter Isaacson book, directed by Danny Boyle. A Universal release.

Running time: 2:02

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“Star Wars: The Force Awakens”” trailer — not freaking bad

Meanwhile, over at io9, they’re trying to figure out how to dispense with the”Luke Skywalker problem.”

And they’re wondering, at Jalopnik, why there’s a Subaru Brat half-buried in the sand, in one scene.

Perhaps all will be clear Dec. 18.

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Movie Review: “The Overnight”

over1The hat should’ve tipped them. The not-quite-hip/Orthodox Jewish diamond merchant hat.

That’s what Kurt is wearing when he approaches Alex (Adam Scott) and Emily (Taylor Schilling) in the park.

Or approaches their little boy, first. That’s a hint. Oh, and he’s played by Jason Schwartzman.

But he has a little boy of his own. He’s friendly. VERY friendly. He flatters them. They’re new to town, and he’s “sorta the neighborhood mayor.” He can show them around, introduce them to people.

“The Overnight” begins at that park, with Alex and Emily — whom we’ve seen coping with a tyro tyke, and struggle with their sex lives — coming to dinner with Kurt and his French wife Charlotte (Judith Godreche). Patrick Brice’s twisted four-handed comedy follows that day as it evolves into evening, and that evening as it turns into an all nighter.

Wine leads to “You guys smoke pot, right?” And that can only be chased by whiskey.

Dinner table chat leads to Kurt’s magical way of putting the kids to sleep (a planetarium nightlight, a twinkly keyboard). And that’s when things get surreal.

Brice’s culture clash comedy hurls two Seattle-ites into scenes where they’re watching Charlotte’s “acting” in breast-pump video demonstrations, or feasting their eyes on Kurt’s painting. His favorite subject? That would be a spoiler.

“This is California,” unemployed Alex shrugs. “Maybe this is the way dinner parties are.”

Emily, meanwhile, is growing more agitated by the minute. But she’s curious, too. Where is this evening going?

Brice’s script, produced by Mumbelcore Kings The Duplass Brothers, is a farce that dabbles in darkness. True confessions here, sexual mores tested there. We see where this is going long before it gets there, and in a short movie, that can be fatal.

But Schilling (“Orange is the New Black”) works up a fine, restrained outrage. Scott gives Alex his usual dopey gullibility.

And Scwartzman? He’s sort of the Mayor of Offbeat. He dials down the eyebrow-waggling weirdness to give Kurt an affably twisted personality — adoring husband, hovering/smothering dad, guy with an eye for something new. Or someone new.

Alex and Emily? They should have seen it coming.

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MPAA Rating: R for strong sexuality, graphic nudity, language and drug use.

Cast: Taylor Schilling, Adam Scott, Jason Schwartzman, Judith Godreche

Credits: Written and directed by Patrick Brice. An Orchard release

Running time: 1:19

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Weekend Box Office: “Goosebumps” gooses “Martian,” $24 million+

boxofficeA Big weekend for mild frights, as “Goosebumps” gets a 3D goose and looks to pull in over $24 million, maybe closer to $27 (Saturday’s kids’ movies are always underestimated by Deadline.com).

That will beat “The Martian,” which is still on track to have a “Gravity” sort of fall. “Martian” is still well over $20 million.

“Bridge of Spies” won’t set any records, but it is comfortably in the upper teens, SOP for an grownup picture in the fall.

“Crimson Peak” has opened right in the middle of the horror pack as far as expectations go. $14 million or so. Horror films, unless they’re franchises (another “Paranormal” is coming), typically do $12-18 million.  Decent reviews have helped it, stately attempt at Gothic by GDToro.

“The Walk” has, sadly, nose-dived. No amount of hype could save it. Dropped out of the top ten in a jiff. “99 Homes” hasn’t cracked the top ten. Awards season buzz notwithstanding.

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Movie Review: “The Diabolical”

aliThe little boy knows. He’s  seeing things.
“I heard you scream last night,” he tells his mother. She’s seeing them, too. And he knows it.

He comes home to see paranormal investigators packing up.

“They found something, didn’t they?”

Jacob (Max Rose), who looks to be about `10, doesn’t mince words.

“Mom, you know we have GOT to get out of this house!”

“I’m HANDLING it,” she snaps.

Mom is behind on the mortgage, has a “buy you out” hustler (Patrick Fischler)

throwing her a financial lifeline.

“We can’t leave this house!” she shouts.

Because she’s like the WORST MOTHER EVER. So it comes as no great shock in the third act of “The Diabolical,” that Mom (Ali Larter), scrambling away from mouthless ghouls in the dark, shouts to her kids — “UPSTAIRS!”

Because the worst mother ever wouldn’t realize that’s the most obvious dead end in all of horror — escaping “upstairs” when what you need to be doing is getting yourself and your two small children OUT OF THAT HOUSE.

“The Diabolical” is a standard issue haunted house picture with a third act twist that is supposed to justify all the illogical, unmotherly and moronic behavior that’s preceded it. It doesn’t.

Larter, most recently seen in TV’s “Legends” and “Heroes,” is Madison, the worst mom ever, who sees and hears things — mutters, “Not again” — and then closes her eyes and whispers “This is not real.”

Her son has been taught to do the same. But that isn’t working. Mom’s new scientist boyfriend (Arjun Gupta) seems to know a lot about this sort of thing. Hmm.

The apparitions in Alistair Legrand’s poor-to-middling thriller are impressive, Larter’s reactions a tad off. And that third act payoff needs a bit more foreshadowing (not that you can’t figure it out) to feel justified.

That lets “Diabolical” join the burgeoning ranks of half-hearted horror films that most of us don’t get around to watching because there’s not much reward for doing so.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, with horror violence directed at children, sexual situations

Cast: Ali Larter, Max Rose, Arjun Gupta, Merrin Dungey
Credits: Directed by Alistair Legrand, script by Luke Harvis and Alistair Legrand. An XLrator Media release.

Running time: 1:26

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Movie Review: “Crimson Peak”

peak1There’s a Byronic dash to Tom Hiddleston on the screen, a brooding fatalism that in an earlier era might have made him a go-to romantic lead.

But like Alan Rickman, he’s been defined by Hollywood as a villain. And like Rickman, he’s making the most of it. For now.

Guillermo del Toro’s stylishly gruesome “Crimson Peak” plays with that dichotomy, a horror film with a whiff of romance to it. If we never buy into the romance, it’s because we look at Hiddleston’s jet-black curls and think “Loki.” We just know he’s up to no-good, the worst kind of no-good.

Miss Play-it-Straight Mia Wasikowska stars in this return to horror form for del Toro, freed from hobbits and robots and “Hellboy” to seek his natural genre. The “Pan’s Labyrinth” director delivers a rather obvious but gruesomely stylish Gothic tale of a young woman who believes in ghosts, but doesn’t understand the warnings they pass on to her about this handsome baronet who comes calling.

It’s early 20th century Buffalo, and Edith Cushing is a catch. Her widowed industrialist dad (Jim Beaver) knows it. And he knows his daughter’s impressionable. She’s a would-be writer (her literary narration underscores early scenes) who is trying to publish a ghost story.

No, she corrects. “It’s a story with a ghost in it.”

Baronet Sir Thomas Sharpe (Hiddleston) whisks into Buffalo, the catch of the social season.He is smitten, and he says all the right things to young Edith.

“You see, where I come from, ghosts are not to be taken lightly.”

He’s hunting for investment money for a clay-mining scheme at the family estate. When his eyes turn to Edith, Mr. Cushing objects. And turns up dead.

Edith doesn’t see the coincidence, doesn’t suspect Thomas or his sinister sister Lucille played by Jessica Chastain with a viper’s gaze and not a whit of subtlety.  Only Edith’s ophthalmologist friend (Charlie Hunnam), an Arthur Conan Doyle buff, suspects foul play.

Too late. The couple are married and dash off to the moors of…somewhere in Britain. In the great ruined haunted Allerdale Hall, sitting on top of an oozing blood-red clay mine, Edith must discover the truth, or have the ghosts explain it to her, or she’s finished.

Del Toro has long been a master of visual tone, and the gloom of “Crimson Peak” weeps off the screen. The apparitions are a modern movie marvel — diaphanous, floating ghouls of black or reddest red, with tentacle-length fingers and voices from Hell.

“Beware of Crimson Peak!”

They’re hair-raising, and del Toro knows how to get the most from them. But the frights aren’t of the standard assaultive nature so many movie depend upon. Rather, it’s the graphic physical violence that repulses here, the things humans do to other humans with saws, knives and cleavers.

As I said, the tale itself is too easy to unravel and the mystery rather obvious in resolution. Technology is used as a deus ex machina, allowing Edith to solve the mystery in ways Mr. Edison might have provided. The meandering third act is a foregone conclusion and might have stung more had del Toro just gotten on with it.

Old fashioned ghost stories with a healthy helping of gore might not tickle the terror bone of the found-footage/torture porn generation. But del Toro reminds us just how chilling bumping into the supernatural is supposed to be, just how stomach churning violence is and just how many shades of red blood shows us, from first spurt to crusty dust.

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MPAA Rating: R for bloody violence, some sexual content and brief strong language

Cast: Mia Wasikowska, Tom Hiddleston, Jessica Chastain, Charlie Hunnam
Credits: Directed by Guillermo del Toro, script by Guillermo del Toro, Matthew Robbins. A Universal release.

Running time: 1:59

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