Movie Preview: Cleopatra Coleman and Haley Joel Osment, “Not an Artist”

Rosalind Chao, RZA (Now going by Bobby Diggs?), Matt Walsh, Lauren Knutti and Mr. HR from “The Office” (Paul Lieberstein) are also in the cast of this indie comedy about an artists’ retreat/boot-camp where they are coached into overcoming…creative blocks?

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Movie Review: When the End Comes, Survivalists rally around “Homestead”

By turns paranoid and pollyanna-ish, “Homestead” is a conservative Christian survivalist wish fulfillment fantasy about living through “The End.”

The studio that brought us the controversial “Sound of Freedom” serves up an almost bipolar picture packed with MAGA virtue signaling — gun fetishizing, “authority” defying, law-ignoring, a might-makes-right mindset fueled by Black Rifle Coffee, the unofficial brew of Jan. 6.

This theatrical-release pilot to an Angel Studios series covers the same ground that many a post-apocalyptic thriller before it does, leaning more into a “Trigger Effect” and “The Day After” debacle than anything brought on by zombies.

But I was reminded of “The Walking Dead” in the drab, soap operatic way this extraordinary situation — a “bomb” that exploded off California — leads to a normalizing of societal breakdown and bunker mentality. Just hole up in a compound with family and ex-military folks and the rich oligarch who “hired” them until the dust clears, FEMA shows up or, wettest wingnut dream of all, civilization has to be rebuilt along their ways of thinking and on their blood-lines.

No, it’s not helpful that this wingnut agitprop comes out mere weeks after the non-fiction thriller “The Order,” where an earlier generation of cultish “preppers” tried to trigger the sort of social collapse that “Homestead” whitewashes.

The Christian messaging that Angel Studios is famous for is almost an afterthought — a furtive blurt of prayer as a mother (Susan Misner) and her kids fleeing the West Coast abandon their car and steal a van at a mobbed gas station, “Why did we buy a Tesla?”

When the message becomes more overt later in the film — Christian compassion, “loaves and fishes” for the hungry, “Are we building an ark or a fortress?” By that time it’s as if the screenplay is trying to paint a TV preacher’s optimistic grin on the grimness that “preppers” figure they alone deserve to survive. As if anybody could “prep” their way out of this.

The Big Bang explodes off of Los Angeles, sending assorted families fleeing East, towards this “Homestead” mansion/compound in the heart of The Rockies. Billionaire (we assume) Ian Ross, played by veteran movie heavy Neal McDonough, bought and built and stocked it. There are vineyards and orchards and a garden and a granery.

Part of Ian’s prep was to hire a cadre of combat vets who convoy in via SUVs and military-decorated pick-ups. Bailey Chase hit the gym and grew the requisite stubble to play Jeff Erickson, tactically-trained leader and “realist.” Jeff’s brusque to the point of bullying, a guy who sees their weaknessness and envisons a stronghold that their arsenal and training others there, including his almost-rebellious son (Tyler Lofton), can defend.

Ian’s compassionate conservative wife (Dawn Oliveri) figures they can feed the starving masses outside their razor wire fences. Jeff’s combat-zone veteran wife (Army logistics?), Tara (Kearran Giovanni) is a pragmatist and a problem solver.

Not that Ian hasn’t thought of “everything.” Even his ecologically-minded daughter Claire (Olivia Sanabia) is wholly on board. They’re raising peaches for peach wine, as in olden times that was the safest, surest path to “preserving calories” — turn your harvest into alcoholic drinks.

But as matters quickly settle into an uneasy routine — hunkering down, keeping the gates closed and identifying possible threats (local authority) and rumors of FEMA salvation — “Homestead” grinds pretty much to a halt.

Screenwriters Jason Ross, Joseph Snyder, Leah Bateman and Philip Abraham don’t such much “build” this universe as “cast” this “ark.” They fall straight into the fallacy of men and women with “particular skills,” geared-up soldiers who are in less danger and are inherently less interesting in this scenario than ordinary souls hurled into chaos.

The Baumgartner clan (Jarret LeMaster and Ivey Lloyd Mitchell play the parents, Summer Sadie Mitchell is their teen daughter) are hurled into this nightmare under-“prepped,” “camping” at home, going on the run towards Homestead, connected by charity work they did with the Rosses at some point in the past.

That sort of story, fleeing and surviving on the run, has been covered in scores of earlier films for a reason. It’s just more dramatic and a lot more interesting.

The coup coffee caps and T-shirts aren’t the only identity politics flags flying around here. There’s California bashing, Utah-praising, ridiculous assertions about “militia” defeating National Guard units, a supernatural premonition, the conspiracy nut podcaster who takes to short wave radio to advise everybody to put their cash in “bullets and beans” and um, “crypto.”

Not sure how that will work when the POWER GRID that’s been strained by the electronic, digital Ponzi scheme is down with no prospect of coming back up. But that’s the Neverland we’re visiting here. Crypto will almost certainly cause the next Great Depression, and gun nuttiness is already killing thousands while cultists pray for the day when the social order is upended and they can live out some lawless modern Old West fantasy with themselves on top.

The acting isn’t awful and the production values are passable. McDonough makes a much better villain than anybody shoved into that sort of role here.

This is an origin story that lacks anything in the way of a “hook” to whet the viewer ‘s appetite for a series. Even the “Christianity” angle is soft-peddled.

We may be closer to WWIII or some other calamity that knocks American society off its feet, judging by the past incompetence of those about to take power. But you’ve got to shove more entertainment value in The End than this.

Because the “You were right to fill your bomb shelter with canned beans” crowd is a much smaller audience than the “child traffickers are EVERYwhere” fanbase on Angel Studios’ lone blockbuster.

Rating: PG-13, violence

Cast: Bailey Chase, Dawn Oliveri, Kearran Giovanni, Tyler Lofton, Susan Misner, Emmanuel McCord and Neal McDonough

Credits: Directed by Ben Smallbone, scripted by Jason Ross, Joseph Snyder, Leah Bateman and Philip Abraham, based on the TV series created by Jason Ross and Ben Kasica. An Angel Studios release.

Running time: 1:52

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Movie Preview: Iraq Combat at its most intense, in a film by a combat vet and the director of “Civil War” — “Warfare”

This 2025 “real time” thriller takes us into Iraqi combat “as remembered” by writer and co-star Ray Mendoza.

Does it look more intense than the many Iraq War grunts-eye-view thrillers that preceded it, or even appreciable different from “American Sniper,” “Hurt Locker,” etc?

Hard to tell. But Alex Garland co-directed it, and A24 has it.

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Netflixable? Megan Fox, robotic in her “Subservience”

Saying Megan Fox is well cast as a robotic household “helper” in “Subservience” seems kind of mean. And one really should avoid using the phrase “human sex doll” in describing her role here, or her screen career in general.

“Subservience” is another attempt at a cringey, cautionary and harrowing account of the Future that Awaits Us, if we let AI run our lives.

The trouble with a century of such films, from “Metropolis” to the endless “Terminator” franchise to “Her” to “M3GAN,” is that we never listen. The AI singularity is upon us and we keep acting as if we’ve never “seen this movie before.”

Michael Morrone of the even cringier “365 Days” stars in “Subservience,” portraying a Colorado contractor facing mass robotic replacement of his high-rise building workforce, but who really needs help around the house and two kids after his wife (Madeline Zima) has a heart attack.

A “SIM” might be just the ticket.

Fox plays the short-skirted, fake-skin bombshell SIM who wins the job when she tracks down and cares for Nick’s wandering daughter (Matilda Firth) when she gets lost at the SIM shopping fare they visit to check out their replace-mommy-for-a-while options.

“Daddy, can we GET her? Pleeeeaaase!”

“Alice” they name their SIM, after “Alice in Wonderland.”

She is “strong, obedient, and I have no desires outside of fulfilling yours.”

Is she still talking about “cooking, cleaning and childcare,” though?

As wife Maggie awaits a heart transplant, Alice with the simulated heartbeat finds way to “look after” Nick, every day and in every way, in case “the worst happens,” something Maggie foolishly tasks her with doing. Looking like Megan Fox and as programmed to be as compliant as a sex worker, we know where that’s going.

The Will Honley/April Maguire script does zero intellectual heavy lifting as it touches on common fears of machine “replacement” of wait staff and other blue collar workers, and of caregivers and homemakers.

I’d no sooner muttered “Why are their AI in-home housekeeping robots but none in construction, etc.?” when that coming transformation hits Nick’s worksite. The “world building” here isn’t complete enough to recognize there’d be no need to make these welding, wiring, pipe-fitting, concrete-pouring and I-beam bolting machines look like humans, or give wy you’d give such machines nights off.

That’s for the series spun out of this, I guess.

SIM bartenders, nurse’s assistants and the like need the deluxe human covering “package,” sure. But who would dare make a home-use robot line that looks like Megan Fox, “anatomically correct,” and given to wearing lingerie — functional or otherwise?

Fox is OK as the lead and the villain, and we forget that she’s rarely worse than “adequate.” But the movie isn’t all that.

The latter acts of “Subservience” play out like assorted “Terminators” and “M3GAN,” as if there’s only one way to end a cautionary thriller like this. There’s nothing witty about the dialogue, and the plot is just as perfunctory, functional and here’s that word again, and it’s not a compliment — “robotic.”

Rating: R, violence, sex, nudity, profanity

Cast: Megan Fox, Michele Morrone, Madeline Zima and Andrew Whipp.

Credits: Directed by S. K. Dale, scripted by Will Honley and April Maguire. An XYZ/Millennium release on Netflix.

Running time: 1:45

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Documentary Preview: Phil Collins, a pop star in winter, “Drummer First”

OK, not your normal platform — Drumeo, a drum-centric site selling lessons, etc. is offering this. Not sure why that is (probably not a feature length doc).

But in the ’80s and ’90s, Collins was as omnipresent as any balding Brit pop star has ever been. At his peak, he was doing music videos, cranking out hits and even doing movie songs and film scores.

His first one for Disney was the animated picture “Brother Bear,” which brought him to Orlando where I interviewed him. He joked about how “Even I got sick of me” being all over the radio, and how Sting and Disney didn’t get along when The Police singer/songwriter was commissioned to do the tunes to a Disney animated film.

Great that Phil’s still around, kind of hard to see him infirm like this.

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Movie Preview: Woodward, Coskas and Voight, heroes and villains reincarnated through time — “Man With No Past”

Adam Woodward’s the little-known British lead in this thriller, about deja vu dealings with the monsters you’ve been confronting in life after life through the past — Romans to Nazis to modern day MAGA Jon Voight.

On the nose casting, as it were. Charlotte Vega also stars.

Jan. 14, streaming.

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Movie Preview: Ski Country Schemes –Art Theft, Cheating, and Murder — “Black Diamond”

A young, good looking but unknown cast — Inbar Lavi, Jake McLaughlin and Ray Panthaki among the ranks — hedge fund bros and a Miro’ painting figure in this Jan 10 thriller from Judd Bloch.

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Documentary Preview: You remember Led Zeppelin, but “Dread Zeppelin: A Song of Hope?”

Tortelvis leading a reggae Led Zep “cover band.” Good musicians. Good comedians.

You hear’em, you can’t UNhear their way with a classic rock tune. You see’em, you never forget’em. I interviewed Tortelvis once upon a time.

If Led Zepellin has a “Becoming Led Zepellin” doc coming out, you had to know short Tortelvis and the gang would be soon follow.

Funny band. Hope this doc does this shtick justice.

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Movie Review: A Spanish feminist fights sexism and fascism — “The Red Virgin (La virgen roja)”

Groomed for greatness, a writing, philosophizing prodigy by her teens and a young woman nearly 100 years ahead of her time, Hildegart Rodríguez Carballeira was long a forgotten heroine of the Spanish Civil War.

That’s how “history” is erased by the reactionary and the fascist, and their unholy accomplices.

But this revolutionary teen comes back to life in “The Red Virgin,” an ambitious Spanish Civil War era biopic from director Paula Ortiz (“Teresa” was hers).

The film details how Hildegart’s dogmatic, domineering mother Aurora (Najwa Nimri of “Money Heist”) plotted and planned her own immaculate conception, a baby who would be “all mine,” with no father ever entering the picture. Aurora got pregnant by a hand-picked priest, because she knew he would never go public with his paternity.

Aurora voice-over narrates (in Spanish or dubbed into English) the story’s long prologue, how she would create “the woman of the future.” A true believer in eugenics, she “selected” her baby daddy based on intelligence. She would groom a child to become a feminist icon and bring Spain out of the Dark Ages its mostly illiterate female population had been sentenced to.

A woman of means, Aurora tutored young Hildegart personally so that she was speaking by eight months, reading by two and a “certified typist” by four.

The child was in college years early and a lawyer by 17. That’s when Hildegart — played by Alba Planas — set out to make her mark in essays, many of them book-length, about women’s plight, women’s role in society and the traditions, laws and Catholic practices of Spain and elsewhere that enslaved them.

Hildegart arrived as a published author, by coincidence, at the very moment Spain threw off the shackles of its creaky monarchy and the church that ruled through it.

“Spain is not Catholic any more!” read the placards in the streets as Hildegart and her mother make their way through the mobs to and from a publisher (Pepe Viyuela) who has to be browbeaten into accepting that Hildegart writes and thinks for herself.

But is Spain ready for “The Sexual Problem, as Explained by a Spanish Woman?”

Hildegart has been kept from the clutches of boys and men, and Mom’s gynecological lectures insist that they don’t “need” men.” But Hildegart’s publications gain her instant notoriety. “Bruja” (witch) is painted on the walls of their house, along with threats about what Spain has done to witches in the past.

Britain’s famous pioneering sexologist, Havelock Ellis, wants to meet her, as does sci-fi writer, “free love” advocate and proto-feminist H.G. Wells.

A young Spanish socialist (Patrick Criado) is inspired by her writing and begs her to speak at a party gathering. The film’s best scene has young Hildegart lecturing the all-male political party on its role in the continued repression of half the country’s population.

Her all-controlling mother only reluctantly relented to this, as she sees Hildegart as “a scholar, not a politician. We are above provocation.” But Hildegart uses her platform to plead for womens’ suffrage, legal abortion and equal financial rights. Her publisher can’t even write a check for her royalties to her mother because “no bank would cash” a check for a woman.

All of this is little-known history, and Ortiz, working from a script by Eduard Sola and Clara Roquet, does a good job of suggesting the heady days between the Spanish abdication and the Civil War, which began with fascists backed by an embattled, entrenched and reactionary Catholic Church attacking a Republic hastily remaking society and attacking the church as the biggest part of the problem.

Hildegart’s timing seems perfect. You’re remaking your whole society, why not have a neglected half of it represented in the new Spain?

Planas lets us see both manipulated attitudes and the intelligence and spine to state her own mind as Hildegart, a woman who stood up to men before she could stand up to her overbearing mother.

Nimri, a screen veteran whose Spanish cinema credits go back to “Sex and Lucia” and the global hit, “Open Your Eyes (Abre los ojos),” is fearsomely callous as mother Aurora, unapologetic in matters of dogma and ruthless in the ways she directs her daughter’s opinions, career and life.

“The Red Virgin” is a smart and timely tragedy, coming out as cultures around the world are either embracing equality or trying to roll back the clock on women’s rights.

Hildegart — her Wikipedia bio is here, but do yourself a favor and don’t read it until you’ve seen the film — makes a fascinating icon-you-never-knew to learn about and a blunt reminder of how long the inevitable march of progress can be delayed by sitting out the fight, or letting your mother decide whether or not you get to join the battle.

Rating: R, violence, sexual situations and discussion

Cast: Najwa Nimri, Alba Planas, Patrick Criado, Pepe Viyuela and
Aixa Villagrán

Credits: Directed by Paula Ortiz, scripted by Eduard Sola and Clara Roquet. An MGM release on Amazon Prime.

Running time: 1:55

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Movie Preview: Daisy Ridley and Clive Owen in a “Cleaner” movie whose title doesn’t mean what you think

I take it Daisy R. is a high rise window cleaner with “special skills?”

This isn’t “Cleaner” as used in a hit man sense? A “cleaner” who delivers a “Die Hard” response to invading robbers/terrorists?

Quiver has this one, co-starring Taz Skylar, set for Feb. release.

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