Movie Review: “The Little Death”

death“La petite mort,” the French call it — “the little death.” What a colorful and delicate way to describe an orgasm.
But “delicate” isn’t the first word that leaps to mind with the Australian sex comedy that takes its name from that turn of phrase. “The Little Death” is a broad, goofy primer on the not-quite-cutting-edge of consensual adult sexuality. The five inter-connected couples and their assorted fantasies, fetishes and hangups only generate the odd laugh — often at how quaint this material can seem in The Age of Caitlyn Jenner.
Dan and Evie (Damon Herriman and Kate Mulvany) are in counseling, where they’re directed to try a little role playing. That turns into “role fetishism” as Dan takes the “acting” part a little more seriously — costumes, lighting, direction.
Rowena and Richard (Kate Box, Patrick Brammall) are trying to get pregnant. How do you keep the love-making fresh and fun when “How’s your cervical mucus?” counts as pillow talk?
Paul (writer-director Josh Lawson) tries to get his head around significant other Maeve’s “rape fantasy,” in an politically incorrect bit on “sexual masochism.”
“Somnophilia” (sexual arousal at the sight of someone sleeping) is comically taken to its extreme.
Some segments generate a chuckle, and some are comically cringe-worthy, such as the running gag about the new neighbor (Kim Gyngell) who in introduces himself to each couple, in turn, with cookies today regarded as racially offensive in Australia. The nostalgia those generate, and the self-involvement of each couple, means that nobody hears him say he’s required, by law, to tell them he’s a sexual offender.
The one bit to truly work is also the warmest, as a video interpreter/operator for the deaf (Erin James) finds herself called on to mediate a call to a phone sex operator by a lonely young deaf man.
The whole adds up to a movie that generally falls between never quite titillating and titters, which fall somewhat below giggles on the laughter scale.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, sexual situations, profanity

Cast: Bojana Novakovic, Kate Mulvany, Josh Lawson, Damon Herriman, Kate Box, Patrick Brammall, Alan Dukes, Lisa McCune
Credits: Written and directed by Josh Lawson. A Magnolia release.

Running time: 1:36

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Movie Review: “7 Minutes” is an indie heist picture with nothing new going for it

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Heist pictures don’t come much dumber than “7 Minutes,” an indie thriller about three desperate young guys who attempt their first armed robbery.
That stupidity, evident in both the under-planned caper and its resolution, could have been an asset to writer-director Jay Martin’s movie. But like his characters, he appears to have missed the gaping holes in his plot. And at every pivotal moment in the movie, Martin errs on the side of dull.
You’ve got to be an idiot to plan to make a living, post high school, by selling Ecstasy to the local college kids. But it takes a special degree of dumb to take an expensive pile of pills from a proven killer drug dealer, and then flush them down the toilet at the first loss of nerve. That’s how former high school quarterback Sam (Luke Mitchell of “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.”) gets in over his head.
Robbing a relative, or basically anybody in a town where everybody knows your name and face is clueless.
Dragging brother Mike (Jason Ritter of “Gravity Falls”), a new father and serial womanizer, into it wasn’t smart. Ex-con Owen (Zane Holtz of TV’s “From Dusk Till Dawn”) is no help, either.
The film is framed within the seven minutes of the actual heist — a mortgage office in rural Washington state. Flashbacks tell us how these three came to be in this fix.
Sam’s lost his machine shop job. And his pregnant waitress ex-cheerleader fiance, Kate (Leven Rambin) is burdening him with her optimism.
“Everything’s gonna turn around,” she says. “We just need to get on our feet, get out of this town.”
She’s totally in the dark about the heist, as are the lumpy classmate-turned-lonely cop (Brandon Hardesty) and Sam’s hardcase “Pop” (Kris Kristofferson). But Pop’s thuggish pal (Kevin Gage) senses something’s up.
The cast is game and committed. But Martin, making his directing debut well into a career as a movie storyboard artist, struggles to give all of these characters history and motivation as he ham-fistedly weaves them into the film. They’re never more than stock types, and having no flair for dialogue and a weak grasp of action editing, he fumbles the promising small town milieu and “family” he sets up with a climax built on action beats that bear ever-diminishing returns.
Best thing about it? The plainly-restored classic cars Sam and Kate drive. Put that vintage AMC Javelin and vintage Jeep Cherokee on eBay and you’re “out of this town” in under seven minutes.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, with graphic violence, sex

Cast: Luke Mitchell, Leven Rambin, Jason Ritter, Kris Kristofferson, Joel Murray
Credits: Written and directed by Jay Martin. A Starz release. release.

Running time: 1:29

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Box Office: “Jurassic” wins another weekend, “Inside Out” opens over $83, “Dope” opens wack. Or weak.

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“Jurassic World” is headed towards another weekend over $100 million at the U.S. box office, and appears set to clear $400 million (domestically) in just ten days.

That, coupled with the staggering foreign box office numbers, means Hell yeah we’re doing another sequel.

Will it be a straight-up remake of “Jurassic Park II”? Probably.

Pixar’s “Inside Out” didn’t steal a win at the box office, and isn’t the studio’s best opener ever. But it’s not a sequel, not presold on anything save for the Pixar brand. That alone was enough to ensure a big opening, great reviews pushed it as well. Over $83 million for “Inside Out” as it opens.

“Dope,” also benefiting from all-positive reviews, will only manage $6 million or so this weekend. The 16-20 audience should be all over it, but they’re not putting down the smart phones long enough to see it. Yet. It should do better, long haul, but that’s got to be a disappointment.

Warners has to be encouraged that “Entourage” is closing in on $30 million, with “San Andreas” and “Mad Max” still cleaning up. Universal is still having the best year, turning dross like “Jurassic,” “Fifty Shades” and “Furious Whatever” into blockbusters.

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Movie Review: Joe Dante’s NOT back with limp zombie romance, “Burying the Ex”

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“Burying the Ex” is a horror comedy that never frightens and rarely amuses. It’s a zombie breakup movie whose best joke might be its all-the-description-you-need title.
Horror shop clerk Max (Anton Yelchin of the revived “Star Trek”) has this shrill vegan/environmentalist girlfriend, played by Ashley Greene of the “Twilight Saga.” She’s self-righteous, short-tempered and when she gets on roll, funny. Listen to her tear into the sexual conquests of Max’s lump of a half brother, Travis (Oliver Cooper) the morning after, when they’re passed out on Max’s sofa.
Don’t know where you’re going, but you can’t stay here, Evelyn begins, burning daggers at Travis. “I suggest the nearest church, or Planned Parenthood.”
She’s too intense for Max, who doesn’t frighten easily. He spends his days at Bloody Mary’s Boutique, watching old Vincent Price movies, selling horror paraphernalia and costumes.
Meeting the fair “I Scream” for ice cream horror-deserts shop owner Olivia (Alexandra Daddario of “San Andreas”) is the final straw. Max arranges to meet Evelyn in a public park to break up with her. And that’s when he sees her hit and killed by a bus.
Hard to get happy after that. Max’s “We will always be together” promise to the dying Evelyn doesn’t help. And taking Olivia on a date that passes by Evelyn’s grave is just asking for trouble. Ex-girlfriend rises from the dead, and Max is stuck trying to figure out what to do about that and how not to let Olivia know he’s still living with The Living Dead.
Veteran director Joe Dante, who had a nice run from the late-70s to late ’90s with films such as “The Howling,” “Gremlins” and “Matinee,” attracted a decent cast and conjures up a nice milieu for “Burying the Ex” — horror shops, goth dance clubs and the like.
But he can’t skip by or make funny the script’s abrupt need to get rid of Evelyn, and then dispose Zombie Evelyn. The half-brother sidekick is yet another “Jack Black lite.” The funniest one-liners aren’t quotable in polite company, but there’s not much here to merit that R-rating, other than the grisly and touching death that is supposed to amuse us. This is decades removed from the state of the horror comedy art.
Greene does her best with post-mortem jokes such as “Oh come on! My morning face is NOT that bad!”
But “Burying the Ex” is so artless, humorless and lacking in urgency that it’s no surprise realizing that Dante has spent recent years on the quicker/dirtier schedules of TV. But what works on “Hawaii Five-O” and “Splatter” doesn’t add up to anything worth shelling out shekels to see on the big screen.

1half-star
MPAA Rating: R for sexual content, partial nudity, some horror violence, and language

Cast: Anton Yelchin, Ashley Greene, Alexandra Daddario
Credits: Directed by Joe Dante, script by Alan Trezza. A Voltage/Image Entertainment release.

Running time: 1:29

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Alan Rickman looks back on Severus Snape

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In talking with Alan Rickman about directing and co-starring in the 17th century period piece “A Little Chaos,” the subject of his Harry Potter work came up. It always does, though in this case, it was within the context of getting his movie financed and filmed.

Investors, Rickman jokes, insisted that he play a part in his film, because they figured “I had all this ‘Harry Potter’ cash, so I wouldn’t need to be paid!” He acted for free, and directed for a song. “Actors,” he notes, “are always subsidizing and supporting their own work.”

Since several friends and commenters on this blog were bubbling over with suggested Snape questions, I bent them into one all-encompassing query about what his greatest satisfaction was in having played the part. He’s not crass enough to suggest the decade of paychecks, or the new level of fame the character brought him. He was already a brand name in the movies before taking on that part.

“You didn’t know what Snape would become, at least I didn’t, when I took the part. Because she’d only written three books, at that point. I didn’t know that I’d be in all the films. I found out, along with everybody else, what he was about. As J.K. told us.

“It was great to confound expectations, and to die a great death. To die a hero, a complicated hero. Very satisfying to play.

“When we started, we worked on location. As we filmed the series, CGI caught up with us and over ten years, it tended to take over. I found it particularly satisfying, after ten years of work, to finish up with just me and Ralph — just a couple of actors doing their job, without much in the line of effects.”

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Movie Review: “Balls Out”

balzYou’ve got to appreciate good trash talk to get into “Balls Out,” a college intramural sports comedy that was never going to amount to much.
“I’m gonna rip out your colon and use it as a spooky eye-patch!”
The classmate-coach’s pep talks tilt toward the color purple.
“You’re on a dinner date with fate. And right now, she keeps touching your shoulder. Quit ordering dessert and TAKE her HOME!”
It’s about a long dormant “ragteam team of varied archetypes,” reunited for one last shot at glory. Or as Caleb (Jake Lacy of “Obvious Child”) puts it, “my last shot at doing something that doesn’t matter.”
Caleb gave up on the Panthers years before, after throwing the pass that put his best friend (Nick Kocher, funny) in a wheelchair.
Getting the Panthers — frat boys, fifth year seniors, social misfits — back together means confronting that awful past, and archrival Dick (Beck Bennett, also a hoot). And maybe making time with Dick’s tasty sister (Nikki Reed).
Law school, engagement to the pushy Vicky (Kate McKinnon of “Saturday Night Live”)? That can wait.
Andrew Disney’s low-budget film, built on a Bradley Jackson script, is all motivational speeches from Grant and training montages “culminating in an epic slow-motion shot of celebration.”
That, according to the Greek chorus of genre-smart would-be sportscasters in the stands. Jay Pharoah (also of “Saturday Night Live”) and D.C. Pierson riff color commentary from the otherwise empty bleachers.
“We haven’t seen these guys since we were second year seniors!”
Sure, it’s basically one long testicles joke. But set your expectations low enough and you’ll find a laugh, here and there.

1half-star

MPAA Rating: R for crude and sexual material, language and some drug use

Cast: Jake Lacey, Nikki Reed, Nick Kocher, Kate McKinnon, Beck Bennett
Credits: Directed by Andrew Disney, script by Bradley Jackson. An MGM/Orion release.

Running time: 1:36

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Movie Review: Pixar gets its mojo back with heartfelt, smart “Inside Out”

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It’s not the laughs that tell us Pixar has returned to form with its latest offering, “Inside Out.” It’s the heart.
Here’s a children’s cartoon that deals with emotions, from temper tantrums to sadness spirals. It teaches kids, with animation and jokes, how every emotion has its place and its value.
As in “Toy Story” and “Up,” it is wistful about the loss of childhood, and how the most powerful memories can be the sad ones.
We meet the five emotions that will drive Riley at birth. Joy (Amy Poehler) is Riley’s first experience of the world, what she feels as she opens her eyes to her parents (Diane Lane, Kyle MacLachlan).
But Sadness (Phyllis Smith of “The Office”) is close behind, adding a glass half-full to everything the kid feels for the rest of her life.
Anger, voiced by Lewis Black, has most of the laughs — tirades, meltdowns in the classic Angriest Man in Comedy style.
Then there’s Fear (Bill Hader), the ninny, and Disgust (Mindy Kaling), the snob.
Joy, smiling, upbeat and well-meaning, runs the show. She wants to give the kid happy thoughts, even after the family moves from Minnesota and her friends to San Francisco, where Mean Girls rule.
Sadness compulsively pulls Riley into disappointment, nostalgia and regret for what she’s lost.
“Crying helps me slow down and obsess over life’s problems,” she whines.
Fear frets over what might go wrong and Disgust tries to narrow Riley’s choices so that she fits in.
There’s an uneasy balance of Core Memories, which Sadness threatens to tip over at any moment. When she does, she and Joy tumble out of the Control Room, the nerve center where decisions about how to react are made. Their efforts to get back via a Train of Thought take them from the memories of Family Island past Abstract Concepts and into the Subconscious.
“It’s where they take all the trouble makers” among memories are sent, the psychic scars that make us who we are.
The characters are simplistic and the quest only mildly diverting. It’s the film’s fanciful treatment of the workings of the mind that delight here — orbs of memory, short term and long-term, husband and wife C0ntrol Rooms which play with “Women are from Venus/Men from Mars” in their contrasts.
When you find yourself tearing up at a long lost Imaginary Friend (Richard Kind), you’ll realize just how much this film is on the right wavelength.
“Inside Out” isn’t designed to sell toys, like much recent Pixar product. It isn’t an out-of-ideas sequel. It’s a wholly original child’s-eye-view of emotions and growing up, a demanding movie for small children and a rewarding and touching one for their parents.
And there’s a stunningly simple and romantic short, “Lava,” a love-story between volcanos set to a Hawaiian ukulele tune, that nicely sets the table for all this, a reminder of what the Pixar brand is supposed to be.

3half-star
MPAA Rating: PG for mild thematic elements and some action

Cast: The voices of Amy Poehler, Lewis Black, Bill Hader, Mindy Kalin, Diane Lane, Kyle MacLachlan.
Credits: Directed by Pete Docter, Ronaldo Del Carmen, script by Pete Docter, Ronaldo Del Carmen, Meg LeFauve and Josh Cooley. A Disney/Pixar release.

Running time: 1:34

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Movie Review: Daring “Dope” overreaches, finds laughs and provokes

dpp“Dope” is the most daring comedy of the summer, a funny film that hunts for laughs in the everyday menaces that face black teens growing up in the corner of Los Angeles named Inglewood, in the neighborhood its residents call “The Bottom.”
It begins by throwing the three most common definitions of “dope” at us — from drugs to idiocy to “That’s so dope,” the wish to convey the utmost approval. And then writer-director Rick Famuyiwa makes use of every one of those definitions in a tale of smart African American kids who are a little too “white” for their high school, and thus don’t fit in.
Malcolm (Shameik Moore),  Diggy (Kiersey Clemons) and Jib (Tony Revolori) are best friends — totally into skateboarding, rehearsing their punk band, ’90s hip hop nostalgia and prepping for the SATs. Nerds that they are, they dream of college.
Malcolm ignores his guidance counselor’s “Who do you think you are?” He dreams of Harvard, of not living down to expectations for a kid like him. He and his friends have “a daily navigation between bad…and WORSE…choices.” We’re not just talking bullying and who each can ask to the prom (Diggy is a girl, and a lesbian). A wrong step, even one they don’t realize they’re taking, could get them killed.
Such as when Malcolm stumbles into the charming/disarming drug dealer Dom (Rakim Mayers) who uses the kid to flirt with the fetching Nakia (Zoe Kravitz), all braided hair, sleepy eyes, piercings and tattoos.
That interaction gets the trio invited to a hip drug dealer’s party that ends in a hail of bullets and a police raid. Malcolm has a gun and bricks of drug-of-choice Molly (“Molly Ringwald,” MDMA) stuffed into his backpack. His choices go from worse to deadly. No, going to the cops isn’t an option.
The dopey opening sets us up for one kind of film, with ignoramuses complimenting Malcolm for his “photogenic memory” and mocking his Kid’n Play hair and “Fresh Prince” vibe. But the drugs and the violence introduce us to a harsher reality. Famuyiwa gets lost in this,with its dated Bitcoin-based hustle and mixed messages about black achievement, and the movie suffers for it.

The young cast is fresh and believable even though all the ingredients of teen male wish fulfillment fantasy are here. Nubile, naked women fall in the path of virginal Malcolm.  But bloodletting, drug abuse and online drug dealing tip this “Risky Business” into riskier territory, a “Friday” with gunplay.
Thus does film school grad Famuyiwa wander away from the hilarious dialogue — overdosed with friendly uses of the N-word — and goofy antics and into something more serious, with an overlong and Spike Lee preachy third act.
“Dope” has a hint of “Virginity Hit” and “Project X” about it, but it goes much further than those trangressive and sometimes violent romps. It challenges its characters, its community and us to think beyond cause-and-effect, stereotypes and expectations. It doesn’t always work, but when it does, Famuyiwa is onto something both funny and thought provoking.

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MPAA Rating:  R for language, drug content, sexuality/nudity, and some violence-all involving teens

Cast:  Shameik Moore, Tony Revolori, Kiersey Clemons
Credits: Written and directed by Rick Famuyiwa . An Open Road release.

Running time: 1:55

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Movie Review: “Gabriel”

gabe“Gabriel” is a moody, intimate character study filmed and performed in shades of grey. It’s about a mentally ill young man desperate to use his first hours after getting out of an institution to make his life right.
Not that any of that is spelled out for us. But it’s so easily guessed — from Rory Culkin’s performance in the title role, from the way others react to his character — that you wonder why first-time feature director Lou Howe is going to so much trouble to conceal the back story and the plot.
We meet Gabriel on the bus, where he’s guileless enough to not realize that playing and sharing Twizzlers with a small child is going to freak out her mother when she finds out. His cell phone keeps ringing, and when he finally answers it, he lies.
Gabriel is on a mission. He’s hunting for a college girl he knows. But it’s winter break. Alice is nowhere to be found.
And his information on her — a two year-old letter, old family addresses — is dated. He is disarming enough to get help, but there’s something off. Does she know he’s coming?
“It has to be a surprise…I’ve just been…away.”
It’s only when he meets his brother (David Call) at the bus stop that the murk clears, though nobody comes out and says where Gabriel was. His no-nonsense mother (Deirdre O’Connell, quite good) has developed a coping strategy, and that involves Gabriel doing what he says he’s going to do, being where he’s supposed to be and taking his medications.
But he lies as easily as he breathes, he throws up his pills. And every chance he gets, he’s plotting his getaway. Got to find Alice.
“I’m not dangerous,” he pleads. But we wonder. Is he just “the psychotic younger brother”?
Howe, who also scripted this, has built a film that is all observations — the banalities of “normal” life. Gabriel visits the old diner where he had his favorite unhealthy meals, ducks into the apartment of his Nonny (Lynn Cohen of “The Hunger Games”), always skulking, looking for familiar objects even if he’s avoiding people who know his story.
But for all the unease Culkin generates and has often generated in films such as “The Chumscrubber” and “Igby Goes Down,” “Gabriel” never has much urgency. The big revelations aren’t revealing, the dramatic explosions not remotely explosive and there’s always time for another cigarette.
For filmgoers with longer memories, Howe has made an “Ordinary People” where the stakes are too low, the impetus for the plot too mundane and the title character entirely too ordinary.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, with adult themes, threatened violence, profanity

Cast: Rory Culkin, David Call, Deirdre O’Connell, Lynn Cohen, Emily Meade
Credits: Written and directed by Lou Howe. An Oscilloscope Laboratories release.

Running time: 1:26

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Movie Review: “Phantom Halo”

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The teen hides comic books inside a book of Shakespeare’s plays. His favorite stories concern a superhero, The Phantom Halo.
But Dad doesn’t approve. When he’s sober, he quotes Shakespeare. He does that when he’s drunk, too.
So Sam, played by Thomas Brodie-Sangster of “The Maze Runner,” is constantly being quizzed on The Bard, performing monologues and soliloquies.
“At your age,” the old man (Sebastian Roche) spits, “I was better!”
It’s the way the plays are used that gives novelty to the drama “Phantom Halo,” the setting and the unexpected characters who quote Shakespeare. This is a family of down-and-outs, petty thieves. But their father knows poetry and perhaps had a shot at a career in the arts. All he’s passed on to his boys is a way to abuse that education.
Sam is the hook, reciting the Bard in a monk’s cowl, tossing a little British accent and British culture at passersby in an L.A. street mall. He mesmerizes viewers while his older brother Beckett (Luke Kleintank) picks their pockets.
Beckett wants to pay their bills, get a little money ahead, move up in the world. But if the old man who named them “Samuel” and “Beckett” finds his stash, it’ll all go to booze and gambling.
That’s the germ of an idea behind Antonia Bogdanovich’s film, one she proceeds to complicate with a loan shark (Gbenga Akinnagbe), pursuing the father of the family, counterfeit cash and the divorced, “vulnerable” and apparently rich mom (Rebecca Romijn, quite good) of one of Beckett’s classmates.
“Vulnerability is not hot. Hot is hot.”
These added complications are but distractions from the fascinating family dynamic the film sets up — an “artist” reduced to sending his kids out to shoplift, pick pockets and keep them afloat.
The performances are believable enough. But the film’s violence is both expected and absurdly random, the older woman romance thing played out before it begins and the rising stakes meekly handled, a burden that a film this slight cannot carry.
Bogdanovich — yes, she’s Peter Bogdanovich’s daughter — loses whatever point she was making with the comic book tie-in. It’s far too obvious far too early in the film that she’s chasing a phantom only she sees and cares about.

1half-star

MPAA Rating: R for violence, language and brief sexuality

Cast: Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Rebecca Romijn, Luke Kleintank, Sebastian Roche
Credits: Directed by Antonia Bogdanovich, written by Anne Hefron and Antonia Bogdanovich. An ARC Entertainment release.

Running time: 1:29

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