Box Office: Sandler’s “Hotel” is packed, “Intern” pays off, “Green Inferno” cracks the top ten

boxNobody is going to confuse the first passable cartoon to hit theaters since “Shaun the Sheep” for an Adam Sandler comeback.

Hopefully.

But the established brand “Hotel Transylvania 2,” whose most generous reviews (like mine) used phrases like “not awful,” blew up Friday and looks to have an opening weekend in the $45-48 million range. Saturday’s always the biggest day for tiny tot toons, so we’ll see. But the gags work, and there’s nothing else for this audience out there.

“Maze Runner 2” fell off over 50%, but that’s normal.

“Everest” opened wider (see it in IMAX), and more than doubled its business, to almost $13 million.

“Black Mass” fell off 46%.

“The Intern” found an older audience, or will have, by the end of Sunday night, to the tune of $18 million.

“War Room” continues to rake in the cash for the preachers turned filmmakers, The Kendrick Brothers. $56 million and counting.
Their biggest hit ever.

“Sicario,” in relatively few theaters, cracked the top ten. Impressive.

And Eli Roth’s long-awaited horror pic “The Green Inferno,” opening wide, squeezed pictures like “Pawn Sacrifice” out of the top ten.

Th full list of the box office take this weekend is here.

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Weekend Movies — “Intern” doesn’t get hired, check out of “Hotel Transvlvania” again

It’s a great weekend…for panned movies opening wide in these United States.

“Pawn Sacrifice” opens wider. So there’s that.

But “The Intern” is a creaking, edge-free rom-com without the rom. Robert DeNiro is the stiff, nice  senior citizen intern brought on board a Manhattan women’s fashion Internet startup.

Anne Hathaway is the nerdy/weepy entrepreneur who keeps crying at the board of director’s efforts to hire a CEO over her head, and her Napoleon Dynamite look-alike husband who is cheating on her. On ANNE HATHAWAY.

Not away, just retro and limp. Weak shrugs dominate the reviews for this one.

Adam Sandler’s leading man days are winding down. He can only find any audience at all in these crummy ensemble comedies he’s been inclined toward for years and years. “Pixels” didn’t deliver, and suggests he’s not worth any big budget gamble. So a lot of his cronies are going to have to find other jobs.

“Hotel Transylvania 2” isn’t half bad, for all that. OK, half-bad about covers it. More laughs than the animated original. Good sight gags. VERY small kid friendly. Reviews are DOA, however.

“Mississippi Grind” opens today in limited release. It’s been out on various VOD platforms for weeks, so they didn’t figure Ryan Reynolds was a good enough box office gamble to reverse the order of that release. Not bad. Not bad at all.

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Weekend Movies — “Intern” doesn’t get hired, check out of “Hotel Transvlvania” again

It’s a great weekend…for panned movies opening wide in these United States.

“Pawn Sacrifice” opens wider. so there’s that.

But “The Intern” is a creaking, edge-free rom-com without the rom. Robert DeNiro is the stiff, nice  senior citizen intern brought on board a Manhattan women’s fashion Internet startup.

Anne Hathaway is the nerdy/weepy entrepreneur who keeps crying at the board of director’s efforts to hire a CEO over her head, and her Napoleon Dynamite look-alike husband who is cheating on her. On ANNE HATHAWAY.

Not away, just retro and limp. Weak shrugs dominate the reviews for this one.

Adam Sandler’s leading man days are winding down. He can only find any audience at all in these crummy ensemble comedies he’s been inclined toward for years and years. “Pixels” didn’t deliver, and suggests he’s not worth any big budget gamble. So a lot of his cronies are going to have to find other jobs.

“Hotel Transylvania 2” isn’t half bad, for all that. OK, half-bad about covers it. More laughs than the animated original. Good sight gags. VERY small kid friendly. Reviews are DOA, however.

“Mississippi Grind” opens today in limited release. It’s been out on various VOD platforms for weeks, so they didn’t figure Ryan Reynolds was a good enough box office gamble to reverse the order of that release.

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Movie Review: “Hotel Transylvania 2”

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It has a little over 20 laughs — or at least mild chuckles. Most courtesy of quick-cut sight gags, pratfalls and the like.
And the animation is sharper, deeper, more refined.
So yeah, we can call “Hotel Transylvania 2” a minor improvement over the first film, an Adam Sandler animated comedy about a hotel for vampires, werewolves, zombies and other monsters, run by a doting vampire dad.
As Sandler’s career as a Hollywood leading man winds up, he’s got this franchise ahead of him — doing the almost-funny voices, keeping his cadre of cronies (Spade, Samberg, assorted out of work “SNL” veterans) employed a little longer.
The first time, single-dad Dracula (Sandler) was trying to keep with wayward teen (Selena Gomez) from falling for a nerdy human backpacker (Andy Samberg). This time, they’re married. They’ve produced a little boy. He may or may not be a vampire, and “Vamp-pa” Drac is dying to know.
He babysits, sings a version of “Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star” sure to keep the kiddies up at night.
“Suffer, suffer, scream in pain, you will never breathe again.”
He takes the kid on a little coming-of-age treck with his monster pals (Buscemi, Spade, Kevin James and others do the voices), revisiting his reckless past and hoping to jolt the kid into growing some fangs.
Meanwhile, the in-laws (Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly, not given one funny thing to say) are trying to convince Mavis (Gomez) and Jonathan (Samberg) to move to California.
Sandler vamps it up — a little. He sings a cute ukelele wedding song in the wedding scene. He lisps like a vampire, “stake my heart and hope to die.” He makes vampires all warm and cuddly.
“We don’t need to kill any more. We love PopTarts!”
The animation owes a lot to the ghoulish “The Nightmare Before Christmas,” the sight gags –many involve the Jello-mold monster “The Blob” — find laughs through quick cuts. “SNL” vet Robert Smigel took a pass at the script, so credit any non-Sandler singing gags to him.
It skews very young, and for that crowd, “Hotel Transylvania 2” works well enough. If this is Sandler’s sentence for all the awful, lazy live-action fare he’s fed his fans over the years, he and we can say he got off easy.

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MPAA Rating: PG for some scary images, action and rude humor

Cast: The voices of Adam Sandler, Selena Gomez, Andy Samberg, Steve Buscemi, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally
Credits: Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky, script by Adam Sandler and Robert Smigel. A Sony Animation release.

Running time: 1:29

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Movie Review: “The Intern”

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“I hate girls who cry at work,” a character weeps in the two-hour-long comedy “The Intern.”

So do I. You’d have to go back to an era when female office workers called each other “girls” to find that appropriate.

But writer-director Nancy “Something’s Gotta Give” Meyers is a woman and one old enough to be nostalgic for those days. Thus, her retro– and every bit of two hours long — romantic comedy, “The Intern.”

It’s about a 70 year-old retired and widowed veteran of the phone book (advertising) trade who takes part in a “senior” internship program at a fast-paced online clothing start-up called “About the Fit.”

Jules (Anne Hathaway) runs it. And weeps. Good thing Ben (DeNiro) is in the office to lend her something.

“The best reason to carry a handkerchief is to lend it!”

Ben is Old School Cool, to Jules. Not at first, of course. This non-rom-con doesn’t promise our stars a moment in the clinches at the finale. But our “couple” “meet cute,” and have lots of obstacles on the way to understanding. Such as, Jules cannot stand this “too observant” and too worldwise senior working as her assistant.

Because she’s under a lot of stress. Her investors want to appoint a more adult CEO over her, in essence demoting her at this too-too successful start-up that was her brainchild.

When Meyers has Jules weep at the idea, you get the point that maybe the (unseen) board of directors has a point. She’s 30something, a raving success, and still crying on the job.

Anders Holm plays the stay-at-home husband she’s neglecting, a modern twist on a hoary movie plot device.

Zack Pearlman, Adam Devine and Jason Orley are  nerd stereotypes guys who need lessons from a grownup about how to be men. Ben is the man for that job, be it work ethos (“Can’t leave before the boss leaves.”) or dating lessons, how to read a lease or how to dress.

“Why doesn’t anyone tuck anything IN any more?”

Ben, who calls Jules “Boss,” who dresses immaculately and offers discrete advice when asked and has a few second act secrets to reveal to make him more interesting, isn’t much of a challenge for DeNiro. He’s meant to embody history, experience, confidence and competence, and he does.

“I feel like everybody’s uncle around here.”

Hathaway has played this sort of pale young fish out of water before.

But there’s no edge to any character in the movie. The prospective CEOs that Jules auditions offend her in this way or that. But Meyers doesn’t show them.

Meyers can be praised for striking a generational blow for gentility, kindness and dressing to impress. And Hathaway and DeNiro make this tries-too-hard tripe sing. Or at least hum along.

But even a deft and hilarious non-rom-con starts to annoy when it closes in on the two hour mark.

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MPAA Rating: PG-13 for some suggestive content and brief strong language

Cast: Robert DeNiro, Anne Hathaway, Rene Russo, Anders Holm.
Credits: Written and directed by Nancy Meyers. A Warner Brothers release.

Running time: 2:01

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Movie Review: “Un Gallo Con Muchos Huevos”

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Here in Los Estados Unidos, there’s usually a clear boundary between cartoons for kids and what we’d call “adult entertainment.”

So this Mexican cartoon, in Spanish with English subtitles, is racy enough to count as a bit of culture clash. How young, exactly, do they teach kids testicle puns and stripper/massage “Happy Ending” jokes South of the Border?

“Un Gallo Con Muchos Huevos” — don’t believe what the studio Pantelion says is the translation of that, just “A Rooster with Many Eggs” — is a Mexican cartoon with talking, wise-cracking and winking eggs, a plucky-clucky musical whose egg-to-rooster hero, Toto, must prove himself in the cockfighting pit in front of a crowd of plump, gross, “Sabado Gigante” watching Mexican stereotypes.

And the real title? “A Rooster with Many/Big Balls?” Why, it’s enough to make Donald Trump blush.

It’s a tale of a little rooster (voiced by Bruno Bichir) who must “learn to fly” to save the ranch and the little old lady who runs it from an unscrupulous, rapacious operator (voiced by Sergio Sendel) who also loves cockfighting.

In the movie, the cocks fight without blood, razor spurs, death, and brutality of the real sport. They wear gloves. And mouth-guards.

“Oye, I’ve lost my beak-guard!” (in Spanish, with English subtitles).

The film itself is a reasonably polished (Pixar 1.0, say) flash-animated tale where the talking eggs look like the M&Ms from those animated commercials, a movie with tunes and lots of jokey riffs on riffs on Norteamericano action pictures and Warner Brothers cartoons.

It’s rarely funny, never rising to the level of cute. The characters are aimed at kids, the gags over their heads. I could see this being a laugh riot at a drunken, end-of-term ESL class party. Not that 11 year old Spanish speaking boys won’t giggle and giggle at the many huevos puns.

But from the moment an egg loses his helmet, revealing his afro, to which his lady-egg friend exclaims, “I love hairy eggs (eggs are testicles, remember),” you should know you’ve taken your little darlings to something more suited to high school sophomores than wee ninos.

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MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for suggestive content and sexual references)

Cast: The voices of Bruno Bichir, Angelica Vale, Omar Chaparro
Credits: Written and directed by Babriel Riva, Palacio Alatriste

A Pantelion release.

Running time: 1:33

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Movie Review — “Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead : The Story of the National Lampoon”

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Satire, parody, racist skewerings of racism, sacred cows slaughtered, silly slides down the slippery slope into Anti-Semitism.

And breasts. Lots and lots of breasts!

That was National Lampoon in its heyday, an R-Rated Mad Magazine, a pervier Playboy (all in good fun), an Esquire with laughs.

The writers who started it kicked off “Saturday Night Live” and conquered Hollywood. The actors cast on their stage shows, albums and “National Lampoon Radio Hour,” almost to a one, became the superstars of a generation.

“They became all of modern comedy,” Judd Apatow, a childhood fan, puts it. And he’s right.

And a lot of them finished with a flourish. They died, young. Or young-ish. — Belushi and Kenney, Radner and Chase.

Well, not Chevy Chase. He’s still around. And he’s never been more humble, heartfelt and self-effacing than he is in “Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon.” It’s where his best-friend Kenney was co-founder and drug-addled guiding light. It’s where Chase got his big break.

It was a magazine — remember those? A humor mag for clever collegians, or collegians who thought they were clever, a 1970s through 1990s spinoff of The Harvard Lampoon.

Douglas Tirola’s laugh-out-loud documentary earns its laughs the old-fashioned way. It borrows them from others. He replays the classic “Radio Hour” bits, the profane and profoundly silly LP riffs, and blasts of unfiltered wit from the cast of the Woodstock-parody stage show “Lemmings,” along with the movies that spun out of magazine essays (John Hughes’ “Vacation ’58” led to all those “Vacation” movies).

Chevy Chase remembers his best-friend, Doug Kenney, the stoned Ivy Leaguer who co-founded the magazine in 1970. Kenney’s youth was recycled into “Caddyshack,” but that came later.

First came a magazine that took an Adolf Hitler look-alike to the Tropics for a photo essay, “Stranger in Paradise,” found humor in The Greatest Story Ever Told by revealing “The Story of Jessica Christ,” that repackaged and rebranded the KKK as “The Ku Klux…Can!”

Original “SNL” writer Michael O’Donahue (“Mr. Mike” in the early years) is remembered as “an angry bunny” during his Lampoon stint. Art director Michael Gross earns his due as the designer who made it all look so grownup, slick and sophisticated.

Tirola, building his film on the 2010 Rick Meyerowitz book, makes the connection between Second City improv comedy and the Lampoon players, and how they all — the Murray Brothers,Chase, Harold Ramis, Gilda Radner, Belushi, et. al. — graduated to “Saturday Night Live”, “SCTV”, “The Simpsons” and the movies.

Kevin Bacon, Tim Matheson, John Landis and Ivan Reitman (along with Sean Daniels of Universal) remember the road to “Animal House.”

And every so often, a female writer who worked at the mag reminds us it wasn’t ENTIRELY the frat boys’ club it most certainly came off as.

Tirola misses some context. The surrealistic Lampoon brand of comedy popped into being, magically, AFTER San Francisco’s surreal Firesign Theatre and Britain’s Monty Python. With established comics like the Brit Tony Hendra on board at the founding, that’s a major omission. This sort of comedy was in the air in that era, and Lampoon owed more to those two companies than its stuffy Harvard incarnation.

But the film traces the magazine to its peak, follows it into the P.J. O’Rourke era (decline) as much of its talent was siphoned away by Hollywood.

And the genius behind the scenes gets his due. Matty Simmons wase the newspaper, magazine and TV veteran who published the magazine, tagged many of its best ideas for film treatment, and moved the “comedy empire” into radio, albums and stage productions. He built a brand that outlived — a bit — the magazine that spawned it.

But hey kids, who remembers any of that now?

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MPAA Rating: unrated, with drug use, profanity

Cast: Tony Hedra, P.J. O’Rourke, Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase, Judd Apatow, John Landis, Ivan Reitman,
Credits: Directed by Douglas Tirola. A Magnolia release.

Running time: 1:37

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Movie Review: “Captive”

capFilmdom’s re-discovery of the religious audience has led to something of a boom in faith-based films, with titles from “God’s Not Dead” to “Heaven is for Real,” “War Room” and “90 Seconds in Heaven” finding an audience, in some cases, a large one.

Period pieces with big name actors (“Risen,””The Young Messiah”) and big studios behind them are in the works.

But you can’t quite call it a “golden age,” as, for the most part, the films are simplistic sermons, with weak casts often working with dull, tin-eared scripts, middling directors and zero production values.  For every “Noble,” there are three “Little Boys” or “Beyond the Masks” or “Old Fashioneds.”

Paramount’s “Captive” is a faith-based thriller built on a couple of very good performances and a real-life hostage situation. It’s got violence and tension, brittle, profanity free dialogue. It’s even Oprah-approved (she turns up in the closing credits).

Strip away the religious elements — it’s basically a weak, no-ending informercial for Pastor Rick Warren’s “The Purpose Filled Life” — and it’s a better-than-average Lifetime Original movie with unusually good players.

Kate Mara (“Shooter” and TV’s “Shooter”) is Ashley, an Atlanta area methhead trying to get clean enough to regain custody of her five year-old daughter. The kid tells her “I’ll say my prayers for you,” even if the aunt (Mimi Rogers) caring for the child is skeptical waitress Ashley will get it together.

Whatever you do, Ashley, don’t miss tomorrow’s Mother-Daughter fashion show at school!

David Oyelowo (“Selma,””The Butler”) is Brian Nichols, a cunning sociopath who lets us see his eyes wander through the escape he sees laid before him when he’s brought to the courthouse. He doesn’t talk,  doesn’t betray emotion as he overpowers a guard, gets his hands on a gun, shoots his way into a courtroom and kills cops and a judge.

Nichols is a monster.

Veteran TV director Jerry Jameson, whose credits stretch back to “Mayberry, R.F.D.”, gives Brian Bird’s script some pop as he stages the parallel paths the murderer and the methhead take toward each other. Nichols carjacks his way to Duluth, Ashley is merely a target of opportunity.

There’s a race fear component to this story, with Oyelowo managing the menace necessary to create a character we fear will rape Ashley after a day of killing. Not that this would make much sense. Nichols is delusional, blaming others for trying to keep him down.

That’s once he starts talking. Reluctantly. But Ashley knows enough to try and engage her kidnapper in conversation. You’re less likely to slaughter someone who creates empathy in you.

“My family don’t listen to me, either,” she says, at the vivid descriptions of Nichols’ violent history on the TV news.

“That’s good to know,” he snaps back at her.

As escape seems impossible, she reaches for that book, and Nichols (who dips into her meth supply) insists she read to him. Thus begins the infomercial part of the film, the weakest link in it.

Whatever power this piece of writing had over the two of them, “Captive” fails to capture the magic, hope or whatever made it a best seller. That is a failing of the script, though perhaps Warren’s Biblical self-help tome lacks the poetry to manage that. Was it an “Oprah’s Book Club” selection? It feels like it.

“Captive” tends to unravel on this logical lapse, delivering a real-life ending that the film (not reality) fails to justify. As good as Mara, Oyelowo, Michael Kenneth Williams (as the cop chasing Nichols) are, as well-found as the ticking clock/closing net elements of this chase picture are, the faith-based kicker lets it down.

Not on principle, but in execution.

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MPAA Rating: PG-13 for mature thematic elements involving violence and substance abuse

Cast: Kate Mara, David Oyelowo  Michael Kenneth Williams, Mimi Rogers, Leonor Varela
Credits: Directed by Jerry Jameson. Script by Brian Bird, based on the Ashley Smith book. A Paramount release.

Running time: 1:37

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Box Office: “Scorch Trials” whacks “Black Mass,” “Everest” dominates per-screen average

boxThe weary YA audience must be running out of allowance money, as the middling “Maze Runner” sequel isn’t making the money the middling “Hunger Games” or “Divergent” sequels have managed.

Maybe if they’d built their franchise around a terrific young actress instead of decent young actors.

Deadline.com is calling it a $30 million weekend for “The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials.” Not bad, but hardly great. It may have a better Saturday than Friday, but maybe not.

“Black Mass” shows that there’s life in Johnny Depp beyond Captain Jack. The solid, well-reviewed bio-pic of murderous mahb-stuh Whitey Bulger will have just under $25 million, if early projections hold up. That number could spike a bit.

Universal’s epic IMAX 3D experience “Everest” is winning the per screen average, managing almost $6 million on 500 or so screens.

“War Room” dominated the doldrums of late summer, and has added hundreds of screens every weekend accordingly. But the faith-based drama with the bad reviews lost a lot of audience and many places in the box office race, despite adding 300 screens. Might be gassed.

“Captive” is the new faith-based film this week, a fact-based thriller. Only 800 screens, for starters. It’s doing “90 Minutes in Heaven” numbers. Not great. “Heaven” nosedived out of the top ten, “Captive” just cracked it.

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Weekend Reviews: See “Black Mass,” “Everest,” skip “Scorch Trials”

cranksAn avid fan of “The Maze Runner,” presumably that rare tween/teen too young or too hip to have seen the nuclear “Saturday Night Live” takedown of that first film and its ilk, could be excused for high-fiving his or her fellow travelers this week. Getting all “psyched” for the sequel.

Because hey, “The Scorch Trials” was earning rave reviews. Up until Wed. PM.

Because hey kids, those were AUSTRALIAN and New Zealand notices, mostly. And they’re all fanboys Down Under. Apparently.

Once the killjoy Grownups weighed in (Guilty), well, and the jig’s up.

The pans have been piling up ever since. A little better than the original, still devolves into yet another mindless zombie picture.

But this is a weekend to celebrate, despite that. It’s the first weekend of “Fall movies” — better stories, better acted, awards contending dramas, thrillers, etc.

“Black Mass” maybe will give Johnny Depp a shot at the Oscar. He’s quite good, even if he doesn’t manage the South Boston accent. Good to quite good reviews for this one. Solid, entertaining enough. “‘Departed’ Lite,” I’d say.

“Everest” is a considerably more involving just-the-facts drama built around the “Into Thing Air” mountain climbing disaster. It doesn’t pull punches, and hits you in the face (IMAX 3D) with the wind, the ice, the chasms. And in the gut, too, with some genuine emotion for those who tried to save others and gave their lives in the process.  Good reviews for this one.

And “Pawn Sacrifice” gives us Tobey Maguire as the volatile nutjob/bad sport Bobby Fischer and Liev Schreiber as the rock star chessman brought low by having to play him for the world championship. Fascinating Cold War history, great character studies. Good reviews for this one, too.

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