Movie Review: Ladyboss has a taste for being dominated — “Babygirl”

Dutch actress-turned-director Halina Reijn’s “Babygirl” is an icy, clinical inversion of our idea of masochism and “abuse of power” in the workplace. The director of “Bodies, Bodies, Bodies” sets up Nicole Kidman as a “woman on top” at the office, but a born bottom when it comes to getting herself off.

If nothing else, the picture scores with this bit of on-the-nose casting. Kidman’s always been at home in ice queen roles, and her character’s calculating approach to kinky plays as right-on-brand.

The movie around Kidman and her character Romy is much more of a mixed bag, dark, cynical and only amusing in unintentional ways. We can believe our public face of an AI-driven automated shipping company might need to dominate her workplace, but risk it all to be “dominated” after hours. But by an intern-bro? THIS intern bro?

Romy is CEO, in charge and on top at Tensile, her Amazon-on-steroids home delivery corporation. She has people she is accountable to, but this workaholic is the genius who makes it all go.

She is one of Manhattan’s Masters of the Universe, a shaker and mover married to an accomplished stage director (Antonio Banderas, terrific), the mother of teen and tweenage girls.

But whatever show she puts on with her handsome husband in the bedroom, sneaking off to watch online porn and masturbate to it hints that she craves something more.

That new intern (Harris Dickinson) may be young. Impertinent, suggestive and flirtatious, he instantly reads something in Romy that he acts upon.

“I think you like to be told what to do.”

Samuel isn’t a wholly formed adult, and “bro” seems the right read on his intelligence, education and polish. But there are hints of native cunning about him. He imposes himself on her, making her his mentor against her wishes.

Thus begins a twisted, edgy game of brinkmanship. The 20something with the carelessly tied tie has “all the power,” tempting and teasing and bossing around the boss, not the sort of thing HR would approve of.

Wait until he tells her to “Get on your knees.”

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Movie Review: Robert Eggers’ “Christmas Carol” with fangs — “Nosferatu”

With just a handful of films, Robert Eggers has established himself as the Merchant/Ivory, Powell and Pressburger of horror.

The writer, director and most tellingly production designer of “The Witch,” “The Lighthouse” and “The Northman” creates exquisitely detailed lithographic prints of the worlds of the past, veritable picture postcards of the primitive lives of settlers, Vikings and 19th century lighthouse keepers.

And every so often, he hurls so much gore onto the screen that you’d swear Rob Zombie showed up on set for a few days while Eggers took a long weekend.

“Nosferatu” is a grand homage to Gothic horror on the page, on the stage and on the screen. A loving adaptation of the 1922 F.W. Murnau silent cinema classic, it’s beautifully realized, Christmas card nostalgic and downright quaint — aside from the blood, devourings, vomit and nudity.

It’s a-by-the-book treatment of the Urtext of vampire tales, “Dracula,” and if anything, it’s less surprising and shocking than its silent cinema forebear. Eggers leans on Stoker far more than Murnau and 1920s German screenwriter Henrick Galeen.

If you have ever seen a “Dracula” adaptation on the screen, this “Nosferatu” offers not a single surprise. The names may change, but the tropes of the genre are all present and accounted for.

There’s a mysterious Transylyanian count with a passion for house-swapping, a “familiar” not named Renfield, a coffin carried in a sea voyage (less logical here), an endangered young bride and a vampire hunter who hasn’t gotten his license yet.

Eggers reaches for the occasional jolt, but while he was aiming for a horrific homage, what hits home time and again is how admiring and campy this is.

A young German woman (Lily Rose-Depp) is “bonded” to a mysterious, monstrous presence (Bill Skarsgård, unrecognizable of course) in her youth. When she marries, her nightmarish dreams about her future seem to come true. Her real estate agent husband (Nicholas Hoult) is summoned to far-off Transylvania to sign-off on the sale of a crumbling German mansion with the towering Count Orlok.

“Do not SPEAK his name,” Thomas is warned. “BEWARE of his shadow!”

As the contract is in “my own language,” poor Thomas has no idea what he just signed away. His pining wife slips into frantic spasms and wild delusions. He himself is trapped, awakening each day to more mysterious bites all over his chest. Weakened, how can he escape?

And what part did his realtor-from-hell boss (Simon McBurney) play in this scheme?

Bride Ellen’s friends, the Hardings (Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Emma Corrin) are at a loss, as is the doctor (Ralph Ineson, perfect) they summon to treat her. But perhaps his mentor at university, the discredited alchemist von Franz (Willem Dafoe, in a fine lather) has some thoughts.

“Angels and demons protect us!”

A “plague” is coming, with every life endangered, from the ship’s crew imperiled by their “cursed” cargo, to the cherubic children the Hardings assure “there are no MONSTERS.” Mere science cannot stop it. But perhaps superstition can.

Eggers indulges himself in all the tricks of the scary cinema’s trade — simple historic ffects given a digital boost in recreating an 1830s Europe of gloom, greys and shades of brown and red. The most chilling image is of the shadow of count’s clawed hand, stretching across a sleeping city, reaching for Ellen.

His film has Currier and Ives look and his script has “A Christmas Carol” touches. What Eggers has given us here isn’t fresh collection of frights, but a serving of cinematic seasonal comfort food, with only a Roma (Gypsy) village, the crew of the unnamed sailing bark and Professor von Franz having the sense to dread the terrifying truth.

Rating: R, graphic, gory violence, nudity

Cast: Lily Rose-Depp, Nicholas Hoult, Emma Corrin, Ralph Ineson, Simon McBurney, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Bill Skarsgård and Willem Dafoe.

Credits: Scripted and directed by Robert Eggers, based on Bram Stoker’s “Dracula” and Henrik Galeen’s script to the 1922 film “Nosferatu.” A Focus Features release.

Running time: 2:15

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The Best Christmas Day for Movies in a Generation — What are you going to see?

So many movies already open, opening or opening in limited release this Christmas. The fact that you don’t have to limit yourself to a “Sonic,”“Gladiator” or “Moana” sequel, a musical suffering from elephantiasis or a “Lion King” prequel should be a cause for celebration.

Not a big one, just a “Thank heavens for small mercies” one.

Are you seeing “Babygirl” today, or “Nosferatu?” That’s what I’m getting around to.

“Queer” is outstanding, the Dylan picture “A Complete Unknown” is a Dylan fan and film fan’s delight, “The Fire Inside” is pretty good and “The Brutalist” is playing in select cities.

There have been years when only one or two titles rolled out on Christmas, and most years, they weren’t “The Godfather.”

But with a musical adaptation, two musical Disney animations, grown up films and “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” here to give Judy Greer her biggest big screen hit ever, there’s no excuse for staying home on the holiday. None.

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Movie Review: Bob the Bard in Epic strokes, Dylan as “A Complete Unknown”

Boyd Holbrook’s Johnny Cash out-cools, out-swaggers and out hell-raises future Nobel Prize winner Bob Dylan in Dylan’s own biopic. I wonder if “A Complete Unknown” director James Mangold ever winced and muttered “Damn” about who he originally cast to star in “Walk the Line?”

Edward Norton’s rendition of folk music legend and activist Pete Seeger is so exacting, earnest and humane as to make one reconsider the lifetime of canny scene-stealing creeps decorating Norton’s resume. It’s a thrilling turn, musically and dramatically, and yes he almost steals the movie.

Monica Barbaro had the unenviable job of recreating a once-in-a-generation voice — Who could? — but her spirited, no-nonsense portrayal pretty much rewrites the book on Joan Baez regarding her relationship with Bob.

But it is Timothée Chalamet who brings the titular “Complete Unknown” to life, who sets the tone for the exacting recreations presented here. Boyish in that “pretty boy of folk” way Dylan was in the early ’60s, tight-lipped and nasal when he sings, a better guitar player than you might realize at first, evasive and elusive as a personality, even Bob himself might mutter “Damn” at how close Chalamet comes to the bone.

Chalamet’s Dylan is a changeling, joker, a musicologist in all but title, a romantic and a romantic poet who dominated the conversation and the pop charts in his prime. It is an unsparingly detailed performance in what was always going to be a frustrating depiction of an artist and his time.

Dylan has cultivated and curated an image as the inscrutable artist, unknowlable in his multitudes, a creator always creating, a “stranger” who only gets stranger with age. Getting to “know” him may have last been possible in about 1963.

“A Complete Unknown” may be a surface gloss tour through the folk 1960s, less gritty than the amusing “Inside Llewyn Davis,” not as revelatory as “I’m Not There,” not as point-by-point detailed as Scorsese’s definitive TV documentary on Dylan, “No Direction Home.” But what a grand gloss it is.

Actors master the guitar and the banjo (Norton) and sing the songs that defined a generation. They’re so good that their singing dominates the screen time in Mangold’s film. Major figures and bit players in the Dylan/Folk Boom ’60s saga pass by in a thrilling blur that perhaps only Dylan aficionadoes will catch.

There’s folk icon Dave Van Ronk (Joe Tippett), giving baby Bob a boost, then straining to keep him on message at the ’65 Newport Folk Festival. Musicologist Alan Lomax (Norbert Leo Butz), whom Dylan tracks down, recognizes as quickly as Pete Seeger and the already-silenced-and-hospitalized-by-Huntington’s Woody Guthrie (Scoot McNairy) just what he’s hearing.

“The future!”

Columbia Records impressario John Hammond (David Alan Basche) and producer Tom Wilson (Eric Berryman) try to shape Dylan’s career and corral his sound in the studio.

Blues legend Sonny Terry, actor/folk-singer Theodore Bikel, folkie Maria Muldaur, guitar icon Mike Bloomfield, they’re all glimpsed in flashes. Is that Mimi Farina (Baez’s singer-sister) sitting next to Bob’s first NYC artist girlfriend, Suze Rotolo (Elle Fanning) at the Newport Festival?

And Charlie Tahan is here to grab guitarist turned one-time Hammond B-3 organist Al Kooper’s moment of immortality, pitching in on “Like a Rolling Stone,” even though — bless his heart — nobody asked him to.

The arc of the story is the one many a biographer and most documentarians have taken with Dylan — his arrival in New York a hitchhiker, hoping to play the folk clubs and track down his idol, Woody Guthrie, that first girlfriend, the first attention, quick rise to fame and the decisive moment when he plugged in, shed the folk troubadour/”protest singer” label and enraged the folk music establishment at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival.

Dylan’s refusal to be pinned-down or categorized, his elusiveness, was the guiding principle of Todd Haynes’ multi-actor recreation of Dylan’s myth, “I’m Not There.” Mangold and co-writer Jay Cocks focus on Dylan’s mercurial reinventions via betrayal.

He abandoned his Jewishness more than once, first when he renamed himself Bob Dylan. He befriended and betrayed his New York activist, college coed, muse and live-in lover (Fanning), the woman (renamed Sylvie Russo here) who gave him his social conscience. He was taken in and mentored by Seeger, Lomax and Van Ronk, and cut them all off the moment he grabbed a Fender Stratocaster.

Dylan fell for folk star Baez, and their torrid affair lit the fuse in his rise to stardom. And when the folk fame grated and the “purity police” of the folk world wanted to pin him down, he dumped her and went on to betray an entire music audience.

It was full and storied life before his mid-60s Triumph motorcycle accident, retreat to Woodstock and return to performing on a never-ending tour. Not bad for a guy whose lone ambition was to be “a musician who eats.”

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Movie Review: Woman Boxer shows us “The Fire Inside”

A couple of great performances lift “The Fire Inside,” a generally conventional “fight picture” about a boxer long odds in pursuit of Olympic glory.

The novelty to this compact genre drama from cinematographer turned director Rachel Morrison and Oscar winning screenwriter Barry Jenkins, of “Moonlight” and “If Beale Street Could Talk,” is that the fighter’s a woman, and in the film’s depiction of the fleeing glory of Olympic fame, which doesn’t necessarily translate into dollars for our real life heroine.

The fact that our real life boxer, Claressa Shields, is Black, poor and from Flint, Michigan makes her inability to cash in on her fame something of a metaphor for Flint itself, a city where poverty and race contribute to official neglect and disregard that led to an international scandal. That’s left unspoken and underdeveloped in a movie far too content to stop at each way station on the generic heroine’s journey in a movie that lacks suspense and a proper third act payoff.

“Girlfight,” which launched Michelle Rodriguez, was a lot grittier. “Million Dollar Baby” was more moving.

The little girl who shows up at Flint’s Berston Field House, a makeshift gym with a hand-lettered sign identifying it as such, is treated as peculiar and already unpopular. But she must be tough, as much taunting as she’s willing to silently endure from the boys already being tutored by part-time coach-and-manager Jason Crutchfield. But Crutchfield, given his trademark immersvive three-dimenionality by Brian Tyree Henry, indulges the eleven year-old (Jazmin Headley).

The boy boxer doing the most razzing is put in the ring with her, and it’s an insant mismatch. But the trainer gives Claressa tips between punches.

“Keep your front foot planted. This ain’t no ballet.”

Unlike the boys at that age, Claressa listens and follows instruction. She’s got grit. Her arms are short, and when she gets worked-up, they deliver a pummeling in short, swift strokes. “T-Rex” they nickname her.

Five years later she’s a contender. Claressa (now played by Ryan Destiny) is only 16 turning 17, battling much older boxers for a spot in the 2012 Olympics. But there are all these obstacles in her way. Her dad’s (Adam Clark) in prison, and isn’t exactly a help when he gets out. Her mom (Olunike Adeliyi) is just broke, self-absorbed and careless enough about “boyfriends” to make Claressa and her two siblings’ home life hell.

And that lifelong sparring partner (Idrissa Sanogo)? He’s grown up with Claressa, and their sparring can turn into wrestling and love taps these days. Uh oh.

Oscar-nominee Henry (“Causeway”) makes Jason instantly credible as a guy who knows a bit about boxing and a lot about kids. We can believe this cable TV repairman and married father of two is someone who’d welcome his prize prospect into his paycheck-to paycheck family, if that’s what it takes to give her a shot. We don’t worry about ulterior motives because there aren’t any.

But as Claressa punches her way towards an Olympic podium moment, we start to wonder what form her success will take, and how it will impact all their lives. Not in ways we’d expect.

TV star (“Grown-ish,” “Star”) transformed herself physically for the role. Her technique in the ring mimics the real Claressa, and her bravado — sulking, trash talking — is treated as attributed to her youth, and something that gets the fighter lectured by the Olympic powers that be about how to behave if she wants to make it onto that Wheaties box.

The struggle between her rough-hewn “true self” and the sort of young woman who attracts an agent and big endorsements isn’t particularly novel, or suspenseful. But it’s interesting to ponder this in the cold hearted calculus of “popularity,” female athletes’ “sex appeal,” race and the underclass.

“The Fire Inside” is a feel-good picture that feeds off our disappointment that not everybody who succeeds against the odds wholly “succeeds” against those odds, and makes us wonder if this will ever change.

Because “The Fire Inside” and pursuit of excellence for the sake of excelling isn’t enough, and for any athlete not born rich but dedicated to be the very best, it shouldn’t be.

Rating: PG-13, boxing violence, profanity, sexual situation

Cast: Ryan Destiny and Brian Tyree Henry

Credits: Directed by Rachel Morrison, scripted by Barry Jenkins. An MGM/Amazon Studios release.

Running time: 1:49

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Netflixable? Dutch underworld’s less of a treat in “Ferry 2”

The Dutch underworld saga of “Ferry” Bouman finishes with something like a flourish in “Ferry 2,” the sequel to a gritty rise-of-a-“Pill King” in the Amsterdam underworld tale.

But a lot of what precedes that flash finale is pretty frustrating, a movie that’s slow to get going, with less interesting characters and stakes that feel lower because not enough attention is paid to “character arc” this time around.

Frank Lammers made a cunning hulk in the original “Ferry,” an underworld enforcer who got a dirty job done — any job. Here he’s a retired hulk, a man of violence living under an assumed name in a caravan (RV) in the South of Spain, where much of Europe — not just mobsters — moves when their working days are done.

Ferry is 50something, grey haired and the first guy the trailer park activities folk think of when they’re looking for somebody to play Santa for the local kids. As “Andre” he speaks Spanish and seems to get by.

Then his punk grand niece Jezebel (Aiko Beemsterboer) shows up uttering the “You OWE me” (in Dutch with subtitles, or dubbed) cliche at the old man who “wasn’t there for” her after her grandmom and then her mom died. She’s shown up with a lapdog beau, Jeremy (Tobias Kersloot) who happens to know how to “cook” ecstacy.

They’re in the hole with a ruthless mini-kingpin named Lex (Jonas Smulders), and no amount of protesting “I want no part of any of this” from the guy in the Santa suit will do.

Ferry drives them north in that caravan, abruptly ups the ante with the venomous Lex and before he knows it, these “f–king kindergarteners” have him tied up in a scheme to steal the raw materials, find a disused cargo boat to “cook” in and keep this new villain and one old one, the turncoat Dennis (Huub Smit) at bay.

Jez is a flatly-drawn character who grows from impulsive and angry to impulsive and enraged. Ferry’s obligation to her, as “family,” seems dubious. The first time she “changes the plan,” he should have the sense to bail.

But the story decrees that he’s got to stick around and warn the kid that “The longer you wait” to get out, “the harder it gets.” He’s got to be reminded “You got old.” And he has to handle stand-offs with an aged gambler’s unjustified, past-its-expiration-date confidence.

An early heist is handled with a minimum of fuss, and the big final shoot out is in exactly the sort of place you’d expect with exactly the outcome you’ve seen coming.

For such a short thriller, “Ferry” never manages to feel brisk or breathless or even satisfying. Lammers should be irked that they wasted such an interesting character on a movie full of “kindergarten s–t.”

Rating: TV-MA, violence, drug abuse

Cast: Frank Lammers, Aiko Beemsterboer, Tobias Kersloot, Huub Smit, Hamza Othman, Charlie Chan Dagelet and Jonas Smulders.

Credits: Directed by Wannes Destoop, scripted by Geerard Van de Walle and Tibbe van Hoof. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:35

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Series Preview: Former President DeNiro tries to save us from another “Zero Day”

Netflix is in the Bobby DeNiro business. This thriller series about the aftermath of a cyber attack on America, and the threat of another, premieres Feb. 20.

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Movie Review: French couple constrained by the limits of “Just the Two of Us”

“Just the Two of Us” is a textbook domestic abuse melodrama, a French film with just enough mystery about it to make us wonder if it will transform into a thriller.

Based on a novel by Éric Reinhardt, Valérie Donzelli’s movie tells the story of a love affair, marriage and its breakdown from the woman’s point of view.

Virginie Efira from “Madeleine Collins” and “Benedetta” is Blanche, who meets the handsome and rakishly-named Grégoire Lamoureux (Melvin Poupaud of “Jeanne du Barry”) at a party her twin sister (Efira again) is throwing.

Actually, they “meet again.” They went to school together. He used to be “fat,” he says, as if such creatures ever turn up in French films. He’s tall, dark and handsome, a smoker with a name so poetic sounding she keeps repeating it.

He cultivates an air of mystery, but insists “Lamoureux” the banker “doesn’t want to keep secrets from” Blanche the high school French teacher. He quotes from “Brittanicus” (in French, with English subtitles), charms and seduces. A tumble into bed becomes a romance, a pregnancy and a marriage.

But the concern she expresses to her OB-GYN — “I haven’t known my partner very long.” — is our first tip that this isn’t what it seems.

He is charming, but controlling. The first lie she catches him in is a doozy. That “transfer” to a bank branch “in the boonies” far away from the coast and her family and friends wasn’t ordered. He asked for it. He wanted to get her away from her twin, her widowed mother and her school.

He doesn’t like the degree that she shares their lives with her sister.

“She’s my twin!”

“She’s not part of our relationship!”

Another baby comes, and the “control” ramps up. Her taking a job at a distant school, showing independence, isn’t his idea of a marriage.

The fact that we reconstruct much of what happens by virtue what Blance says to an interviewer (Dominique Reymond) tells us something went wrong. But is she talking to a lawyer? A counselor? A police interrogator?

The simple plot is decorated with tense moments, brittle arguments and textbook examples of manipulation and “abuse” that begin long before violence is threatened.

Efira makes Blanche understandable and sympathetic in classic “women’s melodrama” fashion. She cheats and she lies, but whatever reason she’s being “interviewed,” we trust it’s her side of the story that we will identify with.

Poupaud gives the game away by putting us on guard, right from that first seduction.

This French film never quite lapses into “Lifetime Original Movie” victimhood, but with every hint of stalking, badgering phone calls at work and every berating she endures, we know that whatever Blanche does to escape this is justified.

Still, it’d be nice if there was more to guess about, more suspense and more subtlety to the conflict. “Just the Two of Us” seems pre-ordained and predigested, with every emotion tugged at and every “trigger” and behavioral “tell” underlined so as to remove any doubt about what’s going on, who is the victim and who is to blame.

Rating: 18+, violence, sex, nudity

Cast: Virginie Efira, Melvil Poupaud, Bertrand Belin and Dominique Reymond

Credits: Directed by Valérie Donzelli, scripted by Audrey Diwan and Valérie Donzelli, based on a novel by Éric Reinhardt. A Music Box release on Amazon Prime.

Running time: 1:45

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Documentary Preview: A longer (full trailer) look at “Becoming Led Zeppelin”

It’s been a long lonely lonely lonely time. But that ends this Feb. “Authorized” and sanitized? Sure. Still looks fun.

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Movie Review: Jackie Chan, in the silly present, in the fantastical past “A Legend”

Let the record reflect that Jackie Chan is more limber, nimble and in better faux fighting trim at 70 than you are at 60, 35 or 20, “Boomer,” “Xer,” Millennial or what have you.

Hong Kong’s king of martial arts clowns is still working, still slinging punches and taking falls, albeit with a little more help from stunt doubles, digital effects and wirework these days.

The fact that he’s making “Karate Kid” sequels in Hollywood and action fantasy foolishness like “A Legend” in China takes nothing away from his legacy. And while many of us would rather watch a clip-filled documentary of Jackie’s Greatest Hits, stunts and accidents titled “A Legend,” this Stanley Tong reincarnation spectacle is what we have on offer instead.

Chan plays two roles in this big budget boondoggle. There’s the fictive present, in which an archeologist (Chan) leads a team of young researchers in pursuit of a Hun Hoard, a hidden treasure trove of ancient Han China/Hun Invaders history. And there’s the Han Dynasty past, where a de-aged Jackie is a general, one of the leaders trying to turn the tide against the Huns via Chinese patriotism, Chinese ingenuity and Chinese might.

“The peace of our country and home is forged by heroes!” the cavalry shout, the sort of messaging we see in more than one Chinese film of the current era. It’s agitprop masquerading as entertainment, and one can only hope it isn’t any more meant to ready “the people” for World War III than a Hollywood “Top Gun” sequel, or a Chinese flag-waver in the “Top Gun” style.

In the present, our professor tries to give a clueless assistant (Zhang Yixing) hints that cute, always-mini-skirted-assistant (Peng Xiaoran) has a crush on him. That’s while they are researching this jade and gold amulet they found on a buried warhorse.

In the past, a dynasty hangs in the balance as the Han prepare to face down a ruthless new leader of the Huns (Max Huang).

Shamanism plays a role in events of the past and the present as the scientist and his aide start having dreams that insert them into this past of derring do and self-sacrifice.

The battles are vast in scale, on a par with “Spartacus,” Jet Li’s “Hero” and other overpopulated historical spectacles where waves of extras gallop across the screen.

But any hope that the ancient story will becoming gripping and immersive is frittered away every time writer-director and longtime Chan fight choreographer Stanley Tong (Chan’s “First Strike” and “Vanguard” are among his directing credits) takes us back to the designer-clothed silliness of “research” and clumsy flirting in the present.

You just know this thing will climax in an underground ice palace of Hun construction filled with stolen Han gold.

The rom-com stuff elements are piffle, as is the plot. The younger version of Chan is a lot more lean, leading man-looking than the Prince Valiant-coifed Jackie we remember from 40 years ago. The acting is adequate, nothing more.

But the fights still measure up. Kind of.

Rating: unrated, violence

Cast: Jackie Chan, Gülnezer Bextiyar, Yixing Zhang, Chen Li and Max Huang

Credits: Scripted and directed by Stanley Tong. A Well Go USA release.

Running time: 2:09

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