Movie Review: A Young Hitman is tested by “Old Guy” Christoph Waltz, his Mentor

Hitman thrillers long ago ran out of anything new to do with the genre, lapsing into glib sometime after “La Femme Nikita” back in the ’90s. Nowadays, “glib” isn’t enough. If you’re not aiming for “flippant” like 1974’s “Thunderbolt and Lightfoot,” why bother?

That’s the benchmark film of the “hitman and protege” subgenre, which is where “Old Guy” tries to find a home.

It’s a hired-assassin and his protege thriller from B-movies-made-with-blockbuster-budgets specialist Simon West (“Con Air,” “The Mechanic”), whose lean decades have include “Wild Card,” “Stratton”and “Skyfire.”

As Christoph Waltz has the title role and Lucy Liu’s in it, and it’s set (mostly) in Ireland, it can’t be all bad, right? “Not terrible” about covers it. “Kind of sloppy” is a given.

Waltz is an aged Polish emigre named Dolinski who has finally recovered from the joint-fusion surgery that “cured” his inability to pull the trigger with any confidence. But his boss in “London” (Ann Akinjirin) is all about “a youth movement, across the board.”

Enter young American Wihlborg (Cooper Hoffman). He’s a “prodigy” in this profession, a gauche, tactless teetolater who dresses loudly and is known for killing a few “innocent bystanders” every time he pulls the trigger.

The “Old Guy” with 30 years experience, someone with polish and cunning, even if he’s not as on his game as he once was, is ordered to train his replacement.

“Mr. Millenial? Gen Z? Who can tell the difference?” He has “a lot to learn” from the disco-dancing alcoholic whom the kid assumes can’t miss his “morning nap.”

A twist — the “Old Guy” really has lost his fastball, at least as far as the first act is concerned. But all sorts of scripted shortcomings, cute touches and foreshadowing are tossed away early on, blandly setting us up for a “suicide mission” and its consequences finale.

It’s fun seeing Waltz lose himself on the dance floor as a conflicted character who is often blitzed to his gills. He disabuses the booze, drugs and carbs-avoiding youngster of any delusions Wilhborg has about their “craft.”

“We’re no artists. We’re sanitation workers, taking out the trash.

But Dolinski has his own delusions, about “never killing anyone who didn’t have it coming.” As “London” is all about taking over “Belfast,” that ethos is about to get tested.

Waltz is kind of fun in the part, as he inevitably is. He tries to give the guy a little humanity, which registers in a sort of ironic way. Liu plays his old friend from a London karaoke bar, and has just a couple of scenes to make a (humorless) impression.

Young Hoffman? He’s a bit lacking in the charisma/screen magnetism thing. The character is blandly written, and the son of Philip Seymour Hoffman can’t find anything colorful — other than wardrobe — to make this guy remotely interesting.

Our screenwriter has only the most facile grasp of the current “generation gap” and those Hoffman’s Wihlborg is supposed to represent, and the writing repeatedly gives this away.

As the film punches through decent stalking session and a couple of good shoot-outs, we’re grateful for the Irish locations if not the mostly colorless villains.

Waltz usually compensates for that, but his burden is too heavy here, and the screenplay and supporting cast offer too little help.

Rating: R, graphic violence, drug abuse, sexual situations, profanity

Cast: Christoph Waltz, Cooper Hoffman, Ann Akinjirin, Tony Hurst, Rory Mullen and Lucy Liu

Credits: Directed by Simon West, scripted by Greg Johnson. An Avenue release.

Running time: 1:33

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Series Review: A Canadian Comic Moves to a Farm — “Tom Green Country”

The Canadian cut-up Tom Green was always an acquired taste.

He showed up on the Canadian comedy scene post-“Second City,” a young self-promoting prankster who got “The Tom Green Show” on fringe Canadian TV and then MTV, making a name for himself for his manic, goofy persona, unfiltered mouth and his sometimes off-color pranking.

At its “best,” The Tom Green Show” was “Young Benny Hill gives birth to ‘Jackass.'”

In his peak years, Green ventured into movies — kudos for paying Wikipedia to describe the fiasco “Freddy Got Fingered” as a “cult film, chief — hosted “Saturday Night Live,” married and divorced Drew Barrymore and survived testicular cancer.

As his career faded, he took shots at posing as a rapper, tried to be a talk show host, podcaster and stand up comic and kept his “brand” alive by doing documentaries about his life during this or that change in focus.

“Tom Green Country” is his latest venture. And considering the success of “Clarkson’s Farm,” Amazon picking this series up isn’t the stupidest money Jeff Bezos ever spent. It’s a comedian-takes-up-“hobby”-farming reality series. That could work.

Green tells us he sold a house in “the Hollywood Hills” and bought a quite primitive, old Ontario farm. It’s rustic as all get out, even if the log cabin he lives in has seemingly all the modern comforts. We see his elaborate TV/podcast production studio set up. Then we watch him have a new outhouse installed and wonder how much, if any, of this is “real.”

Green buys a custom-made henhouse to raise chickens and gets “instructed” on how it’s done. He samples one of the dead, dried meal worms that are their feed.

He buys a donkey and a mule, and learns about them and is taught how to ride.

He leans on hired assistance and the help of his once-pranked parents, Mary Jane and Richard, who show him how to raise asparagus with his mom calling him a “spoiled baby” for only wanting to eat the “soft tops.”

And Green wrote and sings the title tune, which is as “country” as it gets.

“Headin’ home to the country, to the place I’ve always been. Goodbye to California, and all the things I’ve seen. Goin’ back to Canada, to live my American dream…”

A lot of people with the money to do so — rich newspaper columnists among them — bought small farms when COVID brought the world to a halt. And those farms became column fodder and book pitches for some, video blogs for others.

So there’s little novelty to Green going “country.” The stakes are low, as he’s not making a living farming or trying to make a farm “pay” the way Jeremy Clarkson does in his far superior and funnier (and sadder) series.

Green picks up his companion/dog Charlie and carries her on stage with him for stand-up performances in small-cities and large all over Ontario. And we’re reminded again of that “acquired taste” thing. The shtick barely provokes so much as a smirk.

He’s not particularly original in his ’50s. Tom Green has aged into Red Green, a Red Green with a fondness for “poo” and “pee” jokes and lots of F-bombs.

The best way to describe the show comes from his mother, who gives him “notes” on his attempts at humor, suggesting his comic instincts have faded. He tries to say something funny and then “belabors” the joke, Mom reminds him.

Always listen to Mom, Tom Green.

The hobby farm is lovely — not sure where it is, but he grew up in Pembroke, and Lyndhurst is also mentioned — and my favorite bit from it was having an Ontario wildlife official help him set up a wildlife camera where they spy bears, porcupines, raccoons and wolves on the property.

But the sucky stand-up, limp “interviews” (an unfunny, delusional “Sasquatch” expert) and aged out of his brand Green don’t give this show much of a future.

Rating: TV-MA, profanity, scatological humor

Cast: Tom Green,

Credits: Directed by Tom Green. An Amazon Prime release.

Running time: four episodes (+?) @:30 minutes each

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Movie Preview: A “Braveheart” take on “William Tell”

Connor Swindells, Jonathan Pryce and Sir Ben Kingsley star in this Swiss Myth Movie, which Samuel Goldwyn picked up for distribution in North America.

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Movie Preview: Thanks to Evil Eric Roberts, we’re gonna LOSE “The Comic Shop!”

A bit squishy and sentimental for Quiver Distribution to pick up.

Jesse Metcalf stars, with Tristan Mays, Micah Gionvanni and Aging like fine but Evil wine Eric Roberts.

April 11, here we go.

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BOX OFFICE: “Captain America” races…off a cliff, “Monkey” shines, “Unbreakable Boy” stumbles

Deadline.com and others have been predicting an almost healthy second weekend for “Captain America: Brave New World.”

And “awareness” was so high on Neon’s hyped-to-high-heavens horror tale from Stephen King, “The Monkey,” that “the sky’s the limit” predictions rattled out this week.

But both are seriously underperforming earlier Feb. 21-23 weekend expectations.

“Captain America” was projected to clear $30 million on its second weekend. Easily. And that would have had some quasiness to it, considering it cleared $88.8 million on its Valentine’s Weekend Opening.

But a $3 million or so Thursday turned into a $7.5 million Friday. That led to a $28 million “win” on its second weekend. That’s almost a 70% plummet.

What do we call that “phenomenon”over 70% drop,” kids? That’s “A Tyler Perry Plunge,” named for the once-and-always-Madea, whose movies always took a nose dive on their second weekend.

It may clear slightly more than $25, but say a $7.5. Friday and a $10-12 Sat., with $5 Sunday and it’ll be lucky to get there. And in any event, that steep a drop is a sign that a picture’s appeal is front-loaded, that most everyone who wanted to see it caught it opening weekend, that they’re not going back and that they’re not talking it up (word-of-mouth) to their friends.

Yes, Anthony Mackie, Giancarlo Esposito and Harry Ford are a fine cast to hang this on. No, it’s not “diversity” that’s hurting it. The humorless, rewritten and reshot “Brave New World” is just not very good, and plays as kind of a bummer, which explains the steep decline.

If it bests $25, at least it won’t set the “Marvel Movie Second Weekend Disaster” record that “The Marvels” currently owns. That one fell off 79% on its second outing.

Marvel movies are critic proof, and while less discerning reviewers, and younger and sometimes gutless ones, are reluctant to criticize a movie that’s sure to be a hit, the audience for this one is moving on — in a hurry.

Horror also used to be a critic-proof genre, with even the cheesiest cheese dogs with frights and gore built in sure to open in the low $teens and sequels in popular franchises opening in the $20s.

And Stephen King’s his own horror industry.

“The Monkey,” whose trailer (Deadline.com reported) has been viewed over 100 million times, should waltz to an epic opening weekend.

But a $5 million Friday suggests “The Monkey” will hit $14, maybe a little more, perhaps a bit less. Neon, the distributor, did a lot better with “Longlegs.”

Was anybody actually “sold” by that trailer?

Like “Nosferatu” and for that matter “Longlegs,” “Monkey” is a tale you’re sure you’ve seen before — a “demonic” doll/toy, etc. But unlike “Nosferatu,” it’s artless and heartless. Unlike “Longlegs” there’s no Nic Cage.

It’s a pitiless story of random slaughter on a vast scale, all coming from twin little boys (Christian Convery) winding up that toy absent Daddy (Adam Scott) gave them long ago, with the boys growing up to be Theo James.

It’s meant to be funny and frankly it isn’t. One twin is wracked by guilt, the other bent on revenge. Yeah, a mother shrieking as she runs, pushing a flaming baby carriage, will amuse some. But come on. I doubt if anybody’s cackling at a random airliner dropping from the sky.

“Paddington in Peru” will pull in another $6 million or so, underwhelming for a lightly charming “Third time’s not quite as charming as the first two” kids film. That’ll give it a third place finish.

“Dog Man” is headed for fourth (it should finish its run short of $100) and the Chinese animated blockbuster “Ne Zha 2” will crack the top five.

“The Unbreakable Boy” from the “Wonder” folks, another tale about a plucky disabled child who inspires others, is bombing. It will clear $2 million, not much more. Zachary Levi is box office poison.

As always, these numbers will shift a bit later Sat. and Sunday we’ll have a clearer picture of who earned what. I’ll update this as the weekend progresses.

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Movie Preview: Michael Shannon Directs Judy Greer, Alexander Skarsgård, Tracy Letts and Alison Pill — “Eric Larue”

Greer plays the mother of a teen who killed people in this drama scripted by Brett Neveau and directed by the formidable Mr. Shannon.

Looks like a Greer showcase, with a supporting cast a lot more worthy of her status and talent than that “Best Christmas Pageant Ever” almost-blockbuster.

April 4.

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Movie Review: There’s Always a way Out of a Jam when you’re “Trigger Happy”

“Trigger Happy” is a bloody-minded dark comedy that at least managed to get the “dark” right.

A stumbling misfire of a satire packed with repellent characters and rarely creative means of murder, it misses on most every level that matters. And while no cast could likely bring this to life, this one doesn’t exactly decorate their resumes with their work in this clunker.

Tyler Poelle plays George, a debt-riddled doofus in a dead marriage and a dead-end job — waiting tables for a bully (Caitlin Duffy) who inherited her mom’s diner.

Wife Annie (Elsha Kim) is an aspiring actress whose aspirations seem limited to landing an info-mercial. Even when she lands one, she’s not contributing. It’s “non-union,” non-paying.

“I get paid in EXPERIENCE!”

At least George has a job. Mikey (Matt Lowe) is unemployed, throwing himself into making and eating pies and growing less attractive by the minute to his hot school principal wife Gemma (Christina Kirkman), who is A) Annie’s bestie and B) cheating with the “hot skiy diving instructor” Tye (Kevin Kreider).

In this alternate universe where the Department of Gun Ubiquity ensures firearms are everywhere, and “required” to get things like health insurance, George sees two ways out. One, he can win the lottery, which he plays religiously. Or two, he can kill his wife, collect the insurance and escape to the Bahamas.

George isn’t creative at all when it comes to ways to unload Annie. He isn’t even all that good at hiding his intentions or frame of mind.

“I have never felt more ‘hinged,'” should convince no one.

About the only shock laugh in director/co-writer Tiffany Kim Stevens’ “romp” comes when a monstrous, dart-gun wielding tween gets what she has coming to her.

The script is minimalist dreck, telegraphing its limited supply of “moves” and botching murders, attempts at murder and fantasizing about murder.

No turn of events or twisted character connects, clicks or delivers anything funny or that even justifies sticking around for the end.

Rating: violence, sex

Cast: Tyler Poelle, Elsha Kim, Christina Kirkman, Caitlin Duffy, Matt Lowe, Kevin Kreider and Tre Hall

Credits: Directed by Tiffany Kim Stevens, scripted by Daniel Moya and Tiffany Kim Stevens. A Gravitas Ventures release.

Running time: 1:26

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Davey Tennant & Co. set the Awards Show Bar “500 Miles” High

Well, this is delightful. And kilted. Kudos to Kendrick and Colman for helping David Tennant, Helen Mirren and Brian Cox kick it up a notch at this year’s BAFTAs.

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Classic Film Review: A late life James Earl Jones gem is restored — “The Annihilation of Fish”

One of the first accomplishments of the then newly-created National Film Registry was to rescue the work of Black indie filmmaker Charles Burnett.

The Registry was Created by the Library of Congress in 1988 and set up to “preserve” as “”culturally, historically or aesthetically significant films.” Burnett’s “Killer of Sheep” was among the first 25 movies deemed endangered and worthy of recognition and preservation. That film stood out in that initital list because it was only ten years old, a little-seen indie film before “indie” was a thing, and was destined to vanish if no attention was called to it and its merits weren’t acknowledged.

Burnett’s still making films and remains almost as obscure as ever. But his small output over the decades has its gems, “To Sleep With Anger” among them.

“The Annihilation of Fish” is the only comedy he’s tried, a serio-comic character study in eccentricity. This slight but sweet 1999 film, a late career highlight of James Earl Jones, Lynn Redgrave and Margot Kidder, all of whom have since died, is the UCLA-trained Burnett’s How to Make an Indie Film primer to the generations of filmmakers that follow him.

Get a script with wildly colorful older characters, roles with range and good dialogue that shows they have something to say. Pitch it to under-employed older actors with names still big enough that they will get the movie financed. That approach got “Annihilation” financed and filmed, although few got a chance to see it when it was finished.

Kino Lorber has restored this film festival darling of the last millenium and given it a limited re-release in cinemas before streaming it so that it might finally find an audience. “Slight” it may be, but it’s well worth a look.

Jones plays Fish, a Jamaican-American retiree who is a handful for any landlord. He’s a sad widower who lacks purpose, he feels. So he “wrassles” a demon almost on a daily basis, creating a ruckus as he shouts and tumbles about on the floor before temporarily vanquishing it by tossing it through a window.

Redgrave is Poinsettia, a San Francisco screwball whose great love is Giocamo Puccini. She swoons in his presence and drowns out performers of his operas as she sings along. She’s tried to marry him, but even in San Francisco, the “groom” must be “corporeal” and not an Italian composer who died in 1924.

These two delusional flakes are destined to connect at the boarding house of a Pasadena fellow traveler. Mrs. Muldroone (Kidder) is a widow obsessed with the spelling of her last name, and with a “weed” her late husband hated but which she cultivates in her immaculately kept garden.

Her “no peculiar habits” question to her prospective tenants isn’t serious. She has a few of her own.

Poinsettia drinks and often passes out in the hallway when she does. Fish gallantly takes her in, and after complaints at the effrontery of that, also noting the “weirdo’s” habit of wrestling with a literal demon, Poinsettia flowers in his presence.

“My loneliness has made me crazy,” she confesses to a card-playing companion who understands and sympathizes with her mania.

“Anybody can see the difference between ‘dead and gone’ and ‘dead and come back,'” he says of her passion for Puccini.

As for himself, Fish might never get over his “wrasslin.” But his daily mantra, delivered in a soft Jamaican patois, may change.

“At your age, why ain’t you dead?”

Lovely Pasadena makes a grand setting for this “Annihilation.” But there’s not much more to this than three lost souls finding comfort in one another, and three accomplished actors — two of them onetime Oscar nominees — sinking their teeth into juicy, colorful eccentrics.

Jones, who experienced a late career revival thanks to theatrical successes and films such as “Field of Dreams,” “A Family Thing” and other roles in the ’80s and ’90s, is in grand form.

Redgrave, decades removed from her “Georgy Girl” breakthrough, similarly had a last hurrah in her as this film and the Oscar nominated “Gods & Monsters” came out the same year.

And Kidder, summoned back from the obscurity that worsened her lifelong mental health issues, was at her best one more time in a film that went unseen when it was new.

Sentiment may be the rest reason to see “The Annihilation of Fish.” But three great performers committing to their parts will always be a pleasure, and the fact that each was beloved by generations makes this dramedy an easy sell for most film buffs.

Rating: R, some sexual content

Cast: James Earl Jones, Lynn Redgrave and Margot Kidder.

Credits: Directed by Charles Burnett, scripted by Anthony C. Winkler. A Kino Lorber re-release.

Running time: 1:48

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Movie Preview: Pedro Pascal in an Action Comedy Anthology — “Freaky Tales”

Ben Mendelson, Normani and Jay Ellis also star in this collection of dark and darkly-funny crime stories set in ’87 Oakland.

Tom Hanks plays a video store owner in this April 4 Lionsgate release.

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