The 36th (Has it been that long?) Golden Raspberry Award nominations are out. Not good news for the likes of “Fifty Shades of Grey” and Sly Stallone. Then again, maybe Stallone will show up, a la Sandra Bullock, because he thinks he has an acting Oscar in the bag.
Johnny Depp, Channing Tatum, Katherine Heigl. As usual.
“Pixels” and “Jupiter Ascending” earned loads of hate, “Pan” a little less. Adam Sandler? Man, he ought to show up just to silence the annual abuse (It’s harder to mock somebody you meet and maybe has a sense of humor about his shortcomings).
Attacking Julianne Moore, Michelle Monahan and Kaley Cuoco for poor choices seems mean, but OK. That’s how this works.
“Human Centipede” slaps are overdue.
They give these out just before the Oscars. Congratulations to all the nominees, because everybody’s a winner!
Worst Picture
Worst Actor
- Johnny Depp in Mortdecai
- Jamie Dornan in Fifty Shades of Grey
- Kevin James in Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
- Adam Sandler in The Cobbler and Pixels
- Channing Tatum in Jupiter Ascending
Worst Actress
- Katherine Heigl in Home Sweet Hell
- Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades of Grey
- Mila Kunis in Jupiter Ascending
- Jennifer Lopez in The Boy Next Door
- Gwyneth Paltrow in Mortdecai
Worst Supporting Actor
- Chevy Chase in Hot Tub Time Machine 2 and Vacation
- Josh Gad in Pixels and The Wedding Ringer
- Kevin James in Pixels
- Jason Lee in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
- Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending
Worst Supporting Actress
- Kaley Cuoco in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip and The Wedding Ringer
- Rooney Mara in Pan
- Michelle Monaghan in Pixels
- Julianne Moore in Seventh Son
- Amanda Seyfried in Love the Coopers and Pan
Worst Director
- Andy Fickman for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
- Tom Six for The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)
- Sam Taylor-Johnson for Fifty Shades of Grey
- Josh Trank for Fantastic Four
- The Wachowskis for Jupiter Ascending
Worst Screenplay
- Fantastic Four – screenplay by Jeremy Slater, Simon Kinberg and Josh Trank, based on the Marvel Comics characters created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
- Fifty Shades of Grey – screenplay by Kelly Marcel, based on the novel by E. L. James
- Jupiter Ascending – written by The Wachowskis
- Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 – written by Nick Bakay and Kevin James
- Pixels – screenplay by Tim Herlihy and Timothy Dowling, story by Tim Herlihy, based on the short film by Patrick Jean
Worst Prequel, Remake, Ripoff or Sequel
- Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
- Fantastic Four
- Hot Tub Time Machine 2
- The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)
- Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Worst Screen Combo
- All four “Fantastics” in Fantastic Four
- Johnny Depp and his glued-on mustache in Mortdecai
- Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades of Grey
- Kevin James and either his Segway or his glued-on mustache in Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
- Adam Sandler and any pair of his shoes in The Cobbler
Razzie Redeemer Award
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