Movie Review: Kurdish Immigrant in Norway gets a Visit from “My Uncle Jens”

Akam is a young teacher who instructs kids from many cultures in the finer points of reading and writing in Norwegian, but who rarely gives a thought to his own Kurdish heritage. Until that night his the doorbell of his Oslo flat rings, and an uncle from the Old Country — Iran — stands outside in the rain until he lets him in “My Uncle Jens” a lightly charming, semi-serious Norwegian comedy about family, immigration and an immigrant’s guilt over the world they no longer know and those they left behind in it.

Uncle Khdr (Hamza Agooshi) is mysterious about his unannounced arrival. Teacher Akam (Peiman Azizpour) checks with his mother, who lives in Bergen, and she sounds downright insulted that the Iranian brother-in-law just showed up without letting anybody know he was coming.

And that name? “Too hard” for Norwegians to pronounce. He’ll go by “Uncle Jens” just to fit in.

But as he asserts his right to hospitality — “It’s our culture!” (in Kurdish and/or Norwegian with subtitles) — Uncle Jens starts to intimidate Akam, and make him wonder what the cagey, pushy and 60ish “stranger” is up to.

Writer/director Brwa Vahabpour’s debut feature touches on classic fish-out-of-water immigrant comedy tropes. Uncle Jens has a DVD, and his way of haggling with the locals to get a good price on a player preys on those famous Scandivanian manners. He stubbornly guilts a “yellow haired” guy into accepting a much lower price, and Akam is appalled.

Norwegian tolerance is tested further as Akam shares this three bedroom flat with Stian (Magnus B. Bjørlo Lysbakken) and yoga-obsessed Pernille (Theresa Frostad Eggesbø), who are young enough to bend over backwards about “How long is he staying?” and other inconveniences “Jens” presents to their routine and practices.

“Cultural differences” is all it takes to make them back down at every fresh violation of their roommate agreement.

Challenged by all he doesn’t know about his culture and heritage, dragged into meals at an Iranian restaurant, where politics and duty to his fellow countrymen — Kurdish or not — is hotly debated, Akam comes to resent Khdr and suspect him of getting into the country by means that could get him into undeserved trouble.

He questions an immigration services official (Sarah Francesca Brænne), allegedly for a “short story I’m writing,” learning about protocols, penalties and the like. But she’s a cute redhead and he finds himself drifting off task. “Love” could get in the way of his duty to family or her duty to her job.

Vahabpour’s picture has a hint of “cultural differences” about it in other ways. It unfolds slowly, almost leadenly in the middle acts. He takes little pains to explain/remind the viewer who the Kurds are and the role of the Peshmerga in Iranian life.

But his film stoically wrestles with how easily or uneasily “they” fit into Norwegian life and in the conflict between those who “got out” and came to this icy but welcoming country, and what might be faced by those left behind. And Vahabpour finds just enough fun in the culture clash and in Scandinavians’ struggle to reconcile their tolerant liberalism to “cultural traditions” that have nothing to do with skiing and Lutefisk for Christmas.

Rating: Unrated

Cast: Peiman Azizpour, Hamza Agooshi, Sarah Francesca Brænne, Theresa Frostad Eggesbø and Magnus B. Bjørlo Lysbakken

Credits: Scripted and directed by Brwa Vahabpour. A True Content/Tangaj production reviewed at SXSW.

Running time: 1:38

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Movie Review: Chinese Mob Lawyer insists “I Did It My Way”

“I Did It My Way” is a Hong Kong cops-vs-Dark Web/Drug Trade thriller that unfolds like a tragic opera, one set to the strains of Frank Sinatra’s third biggest hit.

The action, emotions and sentimental turns in the plot are heightened, but never come close to being as over-the-top as they needed to be to come off. It’s a melodrama with cops threatening gangsters — mid SHOOT OUT, mind you — with “You’ve got 15 minutes to surrender!”

Fifteen minutes? That’s awfully generous.

A mobster screams about all he’s lost and cries in fury about why the cops and their families should be spared the same heartache.

Nobody bothers to tell him, “Because you’re a drug supplier and ruthless thug who’s tortured and executed cops, rivals and anyone in your gang who could tie you to crimes, and scores of drug users have died thanks to you.”

Cinematographer turned director Jason Kwan, who helmed the “Chasing the Dragon” thrillers, does little to lift his stock with this slick-looking/dumb sounding B-movie. But the suspense plays, I’ll give him that.

Veteran producer and star Andy Lau (“Internal Affairs,””House of Flying Daggers”) plays the heavy, a Hong Kong lawyer named George Lam who always gets the bad guys out of jail and always keeps the “Boss” beyond the reach of the cops.

Eddie Peng (“The Rescue”) plays the intrepid People’s Republican cop on the case, heading a cyber crimes task force who’s trying to protect China from the perils of Silk Road and the unchecked flood of Colombian drugs about to be unleashed by The Dark Web.

And Ka-Tung Lam of “Ip Man” and “Limbo” is the mob’s top lieutenant, trusted by Lawyer Lam, and a “mole” the cops have inside this vast criminal enterprise.

Suspense here is provided by “Will they find out who our family man/undercover cop is?”

The film’s poorly-handled “ticking clock” comes down to scenes of the gang’s hackers and Dark Web business facilitators staying one step ahead of the over-matched cyber-police trying to prevent a flood of cocaine and “Super Molly” from pouring into China.

The mob’s code, expressed by a lieutenant who’d rather die that talk, is “Glory to those who put honor over profit. Shame to those who put profit over honor.”

The cops? They debate their “sense of purpose” when they’re not letting Lam and others off, even though they have them in custody after bloody shootouts where policemen have died.

No, they didn’t catch them “red handed” and online, which is much more serious. Apparently.

“I Did It My Way” has one fine martial arts throwdown which stands out among the utterly generic shootouts, which are numerous.

The characters are thinly sketched in, even if the leads manage something approaching two dimensional.

The film reeks of sexism, never moreso than when the mob lawyer deigns to hide his much younger pregnant bride’s (Yase Liu) eyes as bullets and mayhem rain down on them. Hey, she knew what she was marrying into. And she’s been hiding her pregnant smoking from you, chief, in case you didn’t know.

Here, that’s what amounts to a minor sin. Because when everybody on every side (Let’s not forget the Westerners supplying this trade, Colombians among them) is doing it “their” way, there really isn’t any room for judgement, negotiation or any sort of moral high ground.

Rating: unrated, graphic violence, torture, profanity

Cast: Andy Lau, Ka-Tung Lam, Yase Liu, Philip Keung, Hedwig Tam, Simon Yam and Eddie Peng.

Credits: Directed by Jason Kwan, scripted by Juan Huang and Phoebe Zhao. A Well Go USA release.

Running time: 1:55

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Movie Preview: The Revolution against the Plutocrats will be…a Sadie Sink musical? “O’Dessa”

Sink has the title role, a poor girl trapped in a dystopia run by Plutonovich (Murray Bartlett) with only her songs to fight the fascism.

Regina Hall, Kelvin Harrison Jr. and Mark Boone, Jr. also star in this one, which Searchlight is dropping on Hulu (March 20) rather than in theaters.

Pity. Still hope to see it.

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Series Preview: A David Oyelowo period piece comedy — “Government Cheese”

An inventor, family man, ex-con and career B&E specialist and all around hustler.

Doesn’t exactly fit how we’ve generally seen David Oyelowo (“Selma,””The Book of Clarence”) on screen, big or small.

Simone Missick co-stars. Yeah, I barely recognized Bokeem Woodbine in this amusing trailer to a series that takes its title from a Reagan Administration “give away,” but seems to be set earlier. Peak NASA earlier.

April 16, this comes to Apple TV+.

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Classic Film Review: Not all Hackman “classics” are created equal — “The Domino Principle” (1977)

Some vintage cinema you begin watching with the idea that you’re to see a “classic” featuring an Oscar winner, a famed producer/director and a handful of legends of the big and small screen. And some of those movies remind you that the legal definition of a “classic” car in any state is any vehicle that’s over twenty-five years old.

That’s it. It’s just the age, not the quality, that denotes “classic.”

The passing of screen legend Gene Hackman just before this year’s Academy Awards ceremony added poignancy to that event’s annual “In Memoriam,” and sent a lot of cinephiles out beating the streaming service bushes for titles he starred in that we’d missed.

Hackman made a lot of servicable thrillers and dramas over the decades, and a couple of decent comedies. And, as those of us who check in on “Company Business,” “Split Decisions,” the later “Superman” films, “Lucky Lady,” “The Chamber” or “Welcome to Mooseport” can attest, he took on a lot of work that paid well, but which was never going to come off.

Crusading producer-director Stanley Kramer was the conscience of Hollywood for much of his career, touching on race (“The Defiant Ones,””Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?”), American nativism and backwardness of the anti-science variety (“Inherit the Wind”) and the dangers of nuclear war (“On the Beach”).

It’s safe to say that by the time Kramer produced and directed “The Domino Principle,” he’d lost his fastball and maybe his changeup. A deathly dull post-Watergate “Big Conspiracy” thriller about how “they” find and control assassins and manipulate regional and world events through murder, it’s “Winter Kills” without the satiric laughs, “The Conversation” without suspense.

And Hackman, playing Tucker, aVietnam vet/sharpshooter in prison for murder, is at something less than his best in a creaky, corny, old fashioned riff on the paranoia that was rampant in the cinema of the ’70s.

Tucker apparently killed his wife’s ex and is facing 15 more years in prison for it, locked up with a veteran con (Mickey Rooney), trying to “read” his nervous warden (Ken Swofford) when he’s told he must take a “little talk” with this fellow “who might be able to help you.”

Tucker is wary of the suited Tagge (Richard Widmark), who is full of questions about his crime, his service, etc., and not forthcoming with many answers to Tucker’s queries. By the time he’s chatting with Tagge’s subordinate (Edward Albert), Tucker’s a tad testy.

“They,” as his cellmate refers to such men, offer to get Tucker out. What they “want” in return is something he can’t get out of them.

They do get him out, reunite him with his wife (Candice Bergen) and set them up under new identities in Central America. And then “they” come calling again. And this general (Eli Wallach) who works with them is all business.

The film’s most chilling scene comes when Tucker, throwing his leverage weight around one last time, tries to get out of whatever “deal” they have in mind. He’s dropped at a police station, only to have an LTD barrel past him with the muffled screams of his wife, her terrified face staring at him through the rear window as it shoots off into the night.

But “chilling” moments are few and far between, and that signature scene comes over an hour into this 100 minute thriller. From the get-go, Kramer gets it wrong.

The film opens with a creakily old-fashioned news photo/footage montage narrated by a stentorian voice who references Franz Kafka and conspiracies and asks “Who’s BEHIND them?” Kramer is hell-bent on throwing subtlety to the wind for this sermon on how “the world” really works.

“You’re a pair of hands” to wrap around a rifle, Rooney’s Spiventa warns. “They OWN you.”

Everything about the film feels studio system antiquated — from the canned sound effects to the looped dialogue of conversations filmed at a slight distance to theatricality of the performances.

Rooney’s presence parks the picture in an earlier epoch, but the actors alone cannot give it the grit and nervous energy of the great cinema of the ’70s.

The third act action features some pretty serious stunts and explosions, but Kramer dawdled away more than an hour to launch into the thrills, and by that time the viewer’s already called a code on this corpse.

Hackman did action pictures into his ’60s, and almost all of them were better than this. Curiously, he worked with the almost-as-tall-as-him Bergen three times, on “The Hunting Party,” “Bite the Bullet” and this one. Those are among Hackman’s worst reviewed outings.

Even the title of this adaptation of an Adam Kennedy novel seems ill-considered. It’s a clumsy variation of Cold War era “domino theory.”

“The bigger the stink, the more there is to cover up,” Widmark’s Tagge explains, rationalizing assassinations for those who want them to happen. “And the man who worries the most is the man who gave the original order. If he panics, the dominoes start to fall.”

If you want to see Big Conspiracies rendered in broader, more entertaining strokes, watch “Winter Kills.” And if you want to see the late great Gene Hackman in a prime part, pick another movie — almost any other movie — instead of “The Domino Principle,” which is one of his worst.

Rating: R, violence, profanity

Cast: Gene Hackman, Candice Bergen, Richard Widmark, Edward Albert, Eli Wallach and Mickey Rooney.

Credits: Directed by Stanley Kramer, scripted by Adam Kennedy, based on his novel. An AVCO Embassy release on Tubi, other streamers.

Running time: 1:40

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Movie Preview: “A Nice Indian Boy” just wants to meet another “Nice Indian Boy”

Mindy Kaling produced this April 4 (Wayfarer) release about a gay Indian doctor who meets his dreamboat — a white man adopted by Indian parents.

This is a culture clash comedy STUFFED with POSSIBILITIES — Indian diaspora attitudes towards homosexuality, gay marriage, “cultural appropriation” issues with the new beau, the works.

Karan Soni and Jonathan Groff star in what looks to be a sweetheart of a rom-com.

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Movie Preview: The Inner Life and Trials of a mild-mannered Librarian — “Darkest Miriam”

Britt Lower stars in this account of the loneliness of a profession which entails a lot more than just books.

Any public librarian in any town or city of any size deals with the cranky, loud elderly, unruly youth, the crazy, the homeless and the homeless and crazy.

What happens when a librarian finds love, just as she’s facing threats from some nut she deals with on her job?

Oddball Charlie Kaufman (“Adaptation,””I’m Thinking of Ending Things”) thought it was worth producing.

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Movie Preview: Crispin Glover takes on a Lon Chaney silent classic — “A Blind Bargain”

Paul Bunnell directed and co-wrote this “reimagining” of a horror silent film from 1922, starring Lon Chaney then, Crispin Glover today.

It was about a doctor who experiments on a man in exchange for giving medical care to the “subject’s” mother.

It’s not a “lost” film, but Glover is well cast for this remake, which should hit the festival circuit momentarily.

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Movie Review: Keaton, Lulu and Hodge taste the benefits of “Arthur’s Whisky”

Of all the “Mad Money,” “Poms” and “Book Club” trifles that Oscar winner Diane Keaton has made since stardom faded, “Arthur’s Whisky” might be the most trifling.

But this British nothing of a “fountain of youth” comedy manages to go down easily, despite or even thanks to its triviality.

Patricia Hodge, a mainstay of British TV (“All Creatures Great and Small,” the latest version), the singing sprite Lulu (“To Sir with Love”) and Keaton play three longtime friends who benefit from an elixir invented by Joan’s (Hodge) husband, who was promptly struck by lightning in his “Eureka!” moment.

How convenient. The entire screenplay’s a set of such conveniences.

We never learn how the three mismatched personalities met, never “get” the connection, for instance. It’s just there.

And when they drink this “whisky” that makes them young (Emse Lonsdale, Hannah Howland and Genevieve Gaunt give their all to impersonating Hodge, Lulu and Keaton in the bloom of youth), their “bucket list” of things they’d like to manage before they die, things they can survive that they’re young again, is inane and banal when it isn’t bathetic.

Hodge’s Joan doesn’t seem to miss her newly-dead husband (Ossian Perret) that much when he goes. There’s a reason for that. The American Linda (Keaton) has an ex she’s determined to get even with. Susan (Lulu) never married. Perhaps that’s something she can pull off once she’s a younger version of her cute self.

They stumble across the whisky and immediately set out to avail themselves of all the perks of youth — slang, clubbing, coffee shop hangs where they quaintly order Earl Grey tea, flirting and um, waxing — “Brazilian, Hollywood, Bikini or ‘landing strip?'”

Joan resolves to revisit an affair of her youth. Suze meets a handsome Venezuelan food truck owner (Adil Ray, not the most convincing “Venezuelan”). Linda wreaks havoc on her cheating ex’s new romance.

They travel, check off items from their “bucket list,” and manage all this even though this “whisky” has effects that wear off quickly.

The extent of the “message” to all this is “You’re never too old to become young.”

Cute bits include a vicar who can’t be bothered to get details right at funerals and the various eternal pick-up lines the ladies hear when they decide to “club” with the kids.

“Here I am. What’re your other two wishes?”

A bucket list trek to Vegas is an excuse to visit a drag revue that hosts a Boy George concert.

Lulu steals the picture — petty theft, in this case — and Gaunt gives us a fun, younger take on Keaton.

And that’s kind of how all this goes — “surprises” that aren’t, “bad news” that is almost expected and a tinkerer’s de-aging “whisky” which they never bother to investigate or try to replicate because who’d be bothered with a little thing like finding the formula?

Despite all that, the cast is pleasant and the Walton-on-Thames locations pretty. Of all the bad movies Keaton’s kept active with over the past 20 years, this may be the least of the lot. It’s certainly the least grating.

Rating: 16+, adult themes

Cast: Patricia Hodge, Lulu, Emse Lonsdale, Hannah Howland, Genevieve Gaunt, Boy George, Adil Ray, and Diane Keaton

Credits: Directed by Stephen Cookson, scripted by Alexis Zegerman. A Sky Original/Vertical release on Amazon Prime.

Running time: 1:34

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Movie Preview: Band’s music video becomes “found footage” in this creepy “Director’s Cut”

And you thought “Found footage” horror was dead. Silly you.

This thriller makes its way into public view (streaming) Mar. 18.

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