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Let us hope the digital tech for recreating WWII Naval/airborne combat has progressed beyond “Pearl Harbor.”

Cannot tell from the trailers, which have that “U.S.S. Indianapolis” video game graphics look. Without Nicolas Cage.

Every documentary is a gamble, a non-fiction film whose “story” is not scripted, but discovered right in front of the camera, created in real life in real time. And real life is full of surprises and disappointments, foiled plans and dashed dreams. Real life, as most of us know, rarely provides us with that “Hollywood ending” that the movies like to deliver.

The football documentary “The All-Americans,” is about “El Clasico,” the annual high school football rivalry between East L.A.’s two most promiment mostly-Latino high schools. Filmmaker Billy McMillin followed coaches, players and the families of Roosevelt High and Garfield High for nine months leading up to their seasonal grudge match.

It’s got a hyped Big Game, players figuring out their role in the drama, heroes in the making, planning for their future. Coaches extoll the “discipline,” “family,” “focus” and “commitment” that they’re teaching their kids.

And then the damned game itself is an anti-climactic bust. I dare say McMillin’s heart sank before halftime. But thank heavens that isn’t what the film is about.

McMillin’s movie is about inclusion, a tale of immigrants and sons of immigrants, girlfriends and relatives with “no papers,” kids disparaged for their race on Fox News and on local Los Angeles talk radio in thinly veiled racist code language, some of it not veiled at all.

These kids? They’re not playing “futbol,” or soccer. They’re suiting up for “futbol Americano,” working part time jobs after school, committing to each other to representing themselves, their school and their community.

They are and this place they come from, as Roosevelt High coach Alfred Robledo declares, “just as American as anywhere else in the country.” Like many a red-blooded American male, they’re all about those “Friday night lights.”

We see two different programs and two different philosophies or ways of “teaching” kids and giving them a better shot in life.

Javier Cid of Roosevelt keeps a “Training Scholar Athletes” sign on the door to his office. He takes great pride in his team’s 100% graduation rate, in the fact that a game once derided locally as “The Chili Bowl” has become a tradition and an 80-plus-years-and-running statement on Latino Americanism.

Garfield coach Lorenzo Hernandez coaches as a second job. He’s a local cop (we see him on a ride along) who talks about simpler goals, instilling the “discipline” for his kids to “not make the same mistakes I see out on the street every day.”

We meet players like Mario Ramirez, with a sparkling GPA and recruitment letters from Harvard, Yale and Princeton, living in a three bedroom house crammed with 14 people.

There’s Joseph Silva, a coiled knot of fury on the field whose father is in prison and his mother a junky on the streets, a kid who has been homeless, “living in vans,” but who finds focus as a Garfield linebacker. He works in a bakery before school. And he’s been a father since he was in the 10th grade.

Other kids are the sons of guys who played in this game, emphasizing the family and neighborhood ties that give El Clasico its larger meaning and import.

And then there’s Stevie Williams, the African American kid from South Central who takes city buses every day to go to a school where he’s the most singular of minorities, a black kid who doesn’t even speak the first language of the rest of the student body.

McMillin’s film has wonderful fly-on-the-wall moments that will give you pause, an ex-con dad bragging about the tough love he used to instill his son with competitive fire, locker room tirades (by the kids) and foul-mouthed arguments between kids and the adults in charge on the sidelines.

One minute you think, “I’d want this coach molding my boy’s attitudes and direction in life,” the next you figure maybe the cop/coach has a better handle on that.

And then you remember, “You’ve got to be a freak of nature size-wise” to played the game, and concussions and dislocations, etc., come with the sport. Maybe soccer and tennis?

Like the coaches, the viewer can embrace this or that boy’s story, but only at our own peril. Kids aren’t predictable, and they’ll let you and themselves down — on the field, and off.

But that messiness and disappointment is a part of the charm of “The All-Americans.” It’s not about the game, or even “how they played the game.” It’s how the game shapes who they are or will become, for good or ill.

And that means the “Big Game Finale” has just as much impact, meaning and resonance when it’s a blowout as when events on the field contrive to give us “the Hollywood ending.”

MPAA Rating: unrated, football violence, profanity

Cast: Mario Ramirez, Joseph Silva, Sammy Hernandez, Javier Cid, Lorenzo Hernandez, Stevie Williams and Alfred Robledo

Credits: Written and directed by Billy McMillan. An Abramorama release.

Running time:  1:38

Some of us in the reviewing trade have beaten the put-down “Lifetime Original Movie” to death. To which I shout “GUILTY!”

But it’s a hard descriptor to shake when it so vividly captures a female-centered romance or woman-under-threat melodrama, once the bread and butter of cable’s “Women’s Channel.”

Does the label work for Netflix’s “Holiday in the Wild,” which pairs up the always-winsome Kristin Davis as a divorcing veterinarian who meets a womanizing bush pilot (Rob Lowe) while on safari in Zambia?

Or is it “Sex in the Serengeti?” Take a wild guess.

“Holiday in the Wild” has a briskness I appreciated, even if that means it rather rushes us and Kate (Davis) into a divorce that upends her Manhattan penthouse marriage, if not her lifestyle. And Lowe and Davis and the African scenery and setting — a nursery for orphaned baby elephants — ensures a certain charm.

Then the whole “holiday” part of it all, complete with African versions of famous Christmas carols and the usual “stop shopping and consider what’s REALLY important” messaging kicks in and the charm is smothered under a heaping helping of treacle.

Kate barely has time to grit her teeth over becoming one of the “ladies who lunch,” and no time to even finish her pitch for a “second honeymoon” African safari when her workaholic hubby (a drab cliché, drably-played by Colin Moss) blurts out “Are you happy? I’m not in love with you any more.” And “We had a lot of good years.”

With son Luke (John Owen Lowe, son of Rob) heading to college, what will Kate do?

Why, fly off to Africa, seethe over all the “honeymoon” and couple stuff set up for their resort stay, drink to forget and endure the clumsy but chaste come-ons of the stubbly hunk in the bar, Derek (Lowe).

Imagine her surprise (hers alone) when Derek Hollister turns out to be the pilot taking her on a tour of the game preserve, home to Africa’s “Big Five — elephants, lions, rhinos, leopards and Cape buffalo.”

Hollister, “that’s with two ‘Ls,’ just in case you want to put in on a complaint form.”

When Derek puts his plane down near a baby elephant, freshly orphaned by poachers, “Holiday in the Wild” takes on its true mission. Dr. Kate is pressed into service at an elephant orphanage, where the charming Jonathan (Fezile Mpela) lays out the threat to the largest land mammal, and the hard work of saving the babies of parents who were killed for their ivory.

Whatever the script promises in “Out of Africa” (comic) romance terms, there’s not much to this Ernie Barbarash (“Cube Zero”) film.

The “meet cute” kind of works. Almost. Somewhat.

The obstacles to romance are pallid — and pale — a rich blonde (Hayley Owen) who funds the nursery. Nothing at all is done with this.

Romance is forgotten altogether as we’re treated to baby elephant care and its accompanying “Awwwwwwww,” and endless interruptions just as he or she is about to make her or his “move.”

A cute touch? A hilltop marker that denotes a “wi-fi hotspot” for communicating with the outside world.

Not cute? Lamer than lame puns. “Safari, so good!” “Thanks a latte!”

And the African choral treatments of familiar carols kind of works. But even the “holiday” in the title feels like a promise this moldy fruitcake of a comedy cannot keep.

The elephants are cute. Chemistry between the stars might have developed, at some point. But there’s just enough treacle here to drown the thing.

MPAA Rating: Unrated, poaching, alcohol, PG-tame language

Cast: Kristin David, Rob Lowe, Fezile Mpela and John Owen Lowe

Credits: Directed by Ernie Barbarash, script by Neal H. Dobrofsky, Tippi Dobrofsky. An MPCA/Netflix release.

Running time: 1:26

A period piece starring Samuel L., Nia Long and Anthony Mackie and opens Dec. 6.

Steven Amell from “Green Arrow” stars in this Dec. 13 release.

Kind of X-Men ish, no?

“Cousins” is a hamfisted and campy gay romance from Brazil, the sort of gay rom-com North American indie cinema moved on from decades ago.

The broad characters, the eye–rollingly obvious come-ons may produce a few laughs…in between the groans. And moans.

Lucas (Paulo Sousa) is a shy, orphaned lad who has been living with his devoutly religious aunt (Juliana Zancanaro), practicing his music, switching his Yamaha keyboard into organ mode to serenade her friends at the end of their weekly Bible study.

Those friends wonder about Lucas, who is handsome and talented, but seems to have no friends or prospects for friends.

Then Aunt Lourdes gives him news straight out of a gay porn comedy. There’s this handsome cousin that Lucas has never met. He’s coming to stay with them. He’s just been kicked out of his parents’ house, thanks to a short stretch in jail.

“I don’t want to know what he did,” Auntie says (in Portugeuse with English subtitles). We practice unconditional “forgiveness in this house.”

They’re a little pressed for space. Mind sharing a room with him?

Oh, and one other thing, Aunt Lourdes will be away on a Catholic retreat when “Mario” arrives.

Mario, played by writer and co-director Thiago Cazado, has a swagger and a cigarette when we meet him. He hugs a little too hard, “for all those years we have not hugged!” He’s amusingly eager to walk about with no trousers, making this a “bulging underwear comedy.”

He’s full of stories about the sorts of “games” cousins play, suggestions that “we push our beds together” because “I’m afraid of ghoosts.

Yeah it’s like that.

A little piano serenade, a little air guitar rocking out, a little alcohol and then it’s naked time, sex scenes set to insipid English language pop.

All the while, Lucas is fending off Bible study Julia (Duda Esteves), a coming-on-strong beauty who seeks piano lessons, even though her screeching shows her to be tone-deaf, and whose ditzy flirtation means every lesson end with her bouncing on the lad’s lap.

Give “Cousins” a couple of points for attempts at “cute.” That hugging line made me laugh, and the fact that even the devout in the household curse like sailors, turning to apologize to the nearest crucifix (they’re everywhere), is worth a grin.

Poor Esteves has to vamp through a character so broad you’d swear she was created in the 1940s, and performed by somebody yanked from a community theater stage in mid-mugging.

“Cousins” may be a cinematic novelty in Brazil, but aside from the nudity (more or less tastefully handled), there’s little novel or entertaining for film audiences this far north, just titillation.

MPAA Rating: Unrated, with nudity, sexual situations, profanity

Cast: Thiago Cazado, Paulo Sousa, Duda Esteves, Juliana Zancanaro

Credits: Directed by Mauro Carvalho and Thiago Cazado, script by Thiago Cazado. A TLA release.

Running time: 1:22

Projected to open over $40 million, “Dark Fate” suffered a worse fate.

“Harriet” earned $12 million, “Arctic Dogs” scored $3.1.

Via Variety, which is reporting that the film could end up losing $100 million, all in.

https://variety.com/2019/film/box-office/box-office-terminator-dark-fate-opening-weekend-misfire-1203391110/

England’s “warrior king,” Henry V, earns a beautifully detailed period piece biography, a martial showcase for Timothée Chalamet, best known for fey roles that play up his beauty and sensitivity.

As “The King,” he twirls a mean broadsword, draws his dirk and wrestles armored French noblemen into the mud where they writhe until he stabs them in the neck until dead, the way it was done in the 15th century during the Hundred Years War.

But period piece detail aside, it’s a pedestrian, sodden film. It’s not Shakespeare’s “Henry V.” The odd good line aside, without Shakespeare, there is no poetry to it.

Not one moment thrills or moves.

A quick trip to Wikipedia reveals the degree of dramatic license and downright historical poppycock.

And if it’s not history and it’s not thrilling Shakespearean poetry, what the hell’s the point?

The idea behind Aussie David Michôd’s film is making Henry a reluctant warrior, a man who counsels peace, does not get along with his paranoid, power mad father (Ben Mendelsohn).

“You will NOT inherit this crown,” his father growls.

“Nor have I SOUGHT it!” the kid bellows back.

Henry engages in single combat to prevent battles, struggles to guard his younger brother, the newly-anointed heir, and spare the army slaughter in the process, and is slow to anger at French provocations when he takes the throne.

He’s almost embarrassed at his coronation, telling his nobles “You shall suffer the indignity of serving me, the wayward son you despise.”

The “man of action” that’s been the traditional way of presenting Henry V is made more thoughtful, more in conflict with the temper of the court and public opinion (the English always spoiling for a fight with the French).

The middling mini-series style script mashes up the history that Shakespeare drew on — Holinshead’s Chronicles — and Shakespeare’s “characters.” We see the same callow partying Prince Hal of Shakespeare, the drunken whoremonger who had to grow up to fill his father’s crown, and his mentor during his wastrel years, Sir John Falstaff (Joel Edgerton, who co-wrote the script). But Hal becomes “Henry” without denying Falstaff, with no “I know thee not, old man.”

And Falstaff? The comical coward of Hal’s youth and Shakespeare’s showcase comedy for him, “The Merry Wives of Windsor,” becomes a humorless and brave old soldier whose many war stories aren’t whoppers, after all. Heck, even the sharp-tongued Shakespearean innkeeper who lets him run a tab (Tara Fitzgerald) has been neutered.

“The King” tells a version of their story that falls somewhere between “Henry V,” most recently filmed to great and glorious effect by Kenneth Branagh, and Orson Welles’ 1960s compression of the “Henriad” plays about Hal and Falstaff, “Chimes at Midnight.”

The climactic battle draws heavily on “Chimes'” depiction of the grisly, grimy and unromantic nature of hand-to-hand combat in armor in the mud. It’s as realistic as any medievalist might want, even if the events of the battle are pure poppycock.

The only laughs in the film’s 140 minutes are provided by Robert Pattinson, the “Twilight” veteran and future Batman milking his turn as the French dauphin (prince) who taunts Henry, goads him into battle and slings a wicked French accent during his many atrocities and insults.

“Please speak English,” he teases. “I ENJOY to speak English. So…simple and…dirty!”

His trash talk-threats are the best lines in this Michôd (“Animal Kingdom,” “The Rover”) and Edgerton script.

“I ‘ave come to de-SCRIBE for you your end days,” he purrs. “ze SCREAMS of your men…I will DRAIN your blood from your body and bury you under a tree, a tiny French tree!”

Pattinson is more fun than Chalamet, and more instantly credible, I have to say. None of this pop idol mop top and chicken-chested machismo that Chalamet brings to the young king.

I love a funny French accent more than most, treasure most any period piece and revel in Medieval historical pics like this.

But “The King” is something of a tin-eared bore and a massive waste of time. It so wants to follow “Henry V,” without the grace notes of Shakespeare’s “Saint Crispin’s Day” speech and Henry’s courtship of the French princess (Lily-Rose Depp). Lacking those linguistic flourishes, the damned thing just plods along, and brings me back to my original complaint.

What the hell’s the point?

MPAA Rating: R for some strong violence, and language.

Cast: Timothée Chalomet, Robert Pattinson, Joel Edgerton, Sean Harris, Ben Mendelsohn, Tara Fitzgerald and Lily-Rose Depp.

Credits: Directed by David Michôd, script by Joel Edgerton, David Michôd. A Netflix release.

Running time: 2:20

Yes, it’s take Mom to the preview of a family film Saturday, firefighters caring for unruly kids. John Cena in “The Pacifier/The Game Plan” mode,

The only folks toasting the “good news” of the box office take from the first weekend in November are over at Focus Features, where “Harriet” — opening wide — is sprinting to an impressive $11 million or so debut.

It was projected to earn $8 or 9 million, tops. But the marketing of it worked, even if it made the film look like “A Lifetime Original Movie.” I caught it in the only multiplex in “The Last Capital of the Confederacy,” with a decent sized audience, who talked back to the screen and laughed at the most moving moments. The heroine deserved a better movie.

“Terminator: Dark Fate” should end this franchise, even though that was never the intention (damned finale hints at more “story,” the greedy bastards). It was projected to clear $35-44 million, with one prognosticator noting that $30 million would be the definition of “bombed.”

It is staggering towards $28 million and change. A deathly dull sci-fi thriller, it deserved even worse. It will make enough money overseas to tempt Paramount to release another. But they shouldn’t.

Edward Norton spent 20 years getting this New York version of “Chinatown,” “Motherless Brooklyn,” adapted and on the screen. Truth be told, he’s a little old to be playing the young gumshoe with Tourette’s, trying to solve the murder of his mentor and boss (Bruce Willis). Not the biggest failing of the picture (rubbing some of the villainous edge off its version of New York “planning” overlord Robert Moses, played by Alec Baldwin, hurts), but Norton is not the star he was 10 years ago and the box office reflects that.

“Motherless Brooklyn” will be lucky to bank $3 million by midnight Sunday. That’s one third of the already lowball projected take.

Entertainment Studios threw together an animated film with a big-name voice actor cast, and the result looks it. Audiences are avoiding “Arctic Dogs” for the dog it is. It won’t clear much more than $2, maybe close to $3 million.

The fourth weekend of the middling “Addams Family” cartoon will do triple its business, and it’s not like that one was made by a major animation house.