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Disney’s faith that a “Frozen” sequel would blow up at the box office proved well founded as the second icy animated musical pulled in a healthy $127 million on its opening weekend, over 30% better than the original, which opened over a long Thanksgiving weekend a few years back.

“Ford v Ferrari” came in a distant second to “Frozen 2,” at $16 million.

That bested an underwhelming opening for “A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood,” which underwhelmed at $13.5.

STX didn’t do that well with the middling cop thriller “21 Bridges,” which copped $9 million and change.

https://variety.com/2019/film/box-office/frozen-2-box-office-opening-weekend-november-record-disney-1203414759/

Yeah. “In the Loop” and “Veep” creator Armando Ianucci gives Hugh Laurie a sci Fi comedy star vehicle.

Netflix, it would seem, has decided to take on The Hallmark Channel when it comes to seeing who can produce the most cheesy, inconsequential Christmas movies.

But really, dumping them all on us just in time for Halloween isn’t fair.

“The Knight Before Christmas” is a Vanessa Hudgens romance that turns her into a suburban Ohio science teacher visited by her literal “knight in shining armor,” literally, right before Christmas.

Josh Whitehouse of TV’s “Poldark” is Sir Cole Christopher Frederick Lyons of Norwich, a 14th century night who stumbles into an old crone (Ella Kenion) in the snowy forest during a falconry contest. We know she’s an “old crone” because she answers to that.

She promises the young knight “the quest you’ve dreamed of.” Thanks to a magical medallion, she’s sending him to “your destiny,” a place where there are “flying steel dragons” and “a magic box that makes merry.”

That’s what hurls him, in chain mail, broadsword in hand, to The Christmas Castle that dominates the center of Braceburg, Ohio every holiday season. He thinks he sees a way out. But Mrs. Claus is not the “old crone” he’s looking for.

Science teacher Brooke (Hudgens) is more his speed, taking him in, with her “trusty steel steed” and carols-upon-command Alexa. And that “magic box?” It’s loaded with Netflix, showing “Holiday in the Wild,” a somewhat better holiday stocking stuffer from the streamer.

Because as cute as Hudgens and Whitehouse are as a couple, as game as Whitehouse is to throw himself into this nonsense, there’s precious little nonsense to get into.  Screenwriter Cara. J. Russell finds a laugh or two, but leaves an AWFUL lot of funny potential at the poker table, here.

Sir Cole is quite taken with this “mead” they serve during long Ohio winters. Hot chocolate, is it?

“Delicious! WENCH! Another round!”

Brooke has an ex who left behind clothes she offers to Cole.

“SIR Cole!”

The ex? “He turned out to be, as the kids say, ‘a real douche.'”

“I should THANK the douche for the garments!” And later, “Your dalliance with the douche” questions come up.

“Douche” is a funny word that keeps on giving. Perhaps something might have been made of the fact that a knight of the realm of the early 14th century would be fluent in French, and is confused by this simple French word that’s taken on a whole new meaning in America. More “douche” jokes, I say!

Or hearing this or that carol via Alexa could have inspired a witticism. “Good King Wenceslas? I knew his daughter!”

Brooke’s “You’re really a Renaissance Man, aren’t you?” could have set up a quizzical look from the man from the Medieval, not (later) Renaissance, era.

And so on.

As it is, the playt\ers wring what little life there is out of “Medieval enthusiast” explanations for Sir Cole’s behavior, just one of “the cosplay knights at the Christmas castle.”

“Must be one of those ‘Method’ actors.”

Hudgens’ science teacher Brooke seems rather blasé about all this unscientific “time travel,” not particularly swept off her feet by the Knight in Shining Armor who is staying in her guest house (Teachers in Ohio are rich!).

Whitehouse has the fun part, but he can’t make mead out of powdered hot chocolate. The “quest” is remembered, here and there — rescuing this or that damsel in distress. Emmanuelle Chriqui is wasted in a bit part as the teacher’s sister.

But on the whole, “The Knight Before Christmas” is one to skip, a sweet nothing that’s a lot more “nothing” than sweet.

MPAA Rating: TV-14.

Cast: Vanessa Hudgens, Josh Whitehouse, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Ella Kenion.

Credits: Directed by Monica Mitchell, script by Cara J. Russell. An MPCA/Netflix release.

Running time: 1:32

“The Garden Left Behind” is a queer cinema throwback, a simple slice-of-life/what-we-deal-with portrait reminiscent of the early “Here’s who we are” melodramas of the “Lianna” (1983) to “Go Fish” (1994) era.

It’s introductory by nature, polished yet primitive, just like the films that dominated gay big screen storytelling long before the alphabetic expansion to “LGBTQ.”

Director Flavio Alves’ film — John Rotondo co-wrote it — is a “transition” primer, what one person coping with “gender dysphoria” has to go through to be happy in her own skin.

Tina (Carlie Guevera) drives a licensed Town Car around her corner of New York, supporting herself and her abuela (granny), her last surviving relative (Miram Cruz). She’s the only person in her life who still calls her “Antonio,” only speaks Spanish and longs for the day they might “return to Mexico.”

Tina’s got a support system of transgender women of color like herself, with Carol (Tamara M. Williams) her spirit guide through medical officialdom’s “process” of transitioning.

“It’s just so much,” Tina complains. “I have to go to the doctor to see the psychologist to get the letter to get the approval…”

The doctor (Ed Asner) is sympathetic, but serious-minded and very, very old. His probing questions make Tina cry. And no, you do NOT get to compare this to “getting a tattoo.”

She is not happy that she has to “convince some old-ass man” of her sincerity. But she’s undocumented. And the back-alley alternative isn’t something her ladies-who-lunch crowd will let her consider.

Tina also has a long-term boyfriend. But while Wall Street Jason (Alex Kruz) may finally get around to taking her out, he’s more interested in sex on the down low.

And then there’s the bodega clerk (Anthony Abdo) she flirts with. Chris is young, easily bullied and runs with a rough, homo/transphobic crowd. Fitting in with them means letting them shoplift, listening to a LOT of hate speech, playing baseball and keeping his sexual proclivities secret.

“The Garden Left Behind” weaves these threads together and resolves these stories in quite conventional — for the genre and subject matter — ways. We see the steps in Tina’s transition laid out. Tina is radicalized by violence against a trans woman she and her friends know. Chris and Jason will fight their true natures and reveal who they are.

And another  “name” actor will show support and help get the film made by playing a sympathetic, tolerant bartender (Michael Madsen).

The transgender actors aren’t nearly as polished as the established “names” in the cast — line readings that have a stiff theatricality, etc. That and the care-worn and over-familiar “my struggle” story are what I mean by “primitive.” If you don’t know where this is going early on, you’re not getting out enough. And haven’t been getting out enough for years.

By and large, though, “Garden” is shot, lit and edited as well as most studio pictures.

Its value in its topicality — transgender people are still facing violence, and not just in “Boys Don’t Cry” America — and in representation, putting people on the screen who still aren’t often depicted in screen dramas, treating them sympathetically and “explaining” their lives to those of us in need of a primer.

But “Garden Left Behind” is not “Tangerine” or “The Danish Girl” or “Boys Don’t Cry” or “Transamerica.” That it comes after all those “introductory” and groundbreaking films is why, as sympathetic as it might be, it’s just as forgettable as it is watchable.

MPAA Rating: unrated, violence, sex

Cast: Carlie Guevara, Miriam Cruz, Anthony Abdo, Tamara M. Williams, Alex Kruz, Ed Asner and Michael Madsen.

Credits: Directed by  Flavio Alves, script by Flavio Alves and John Rotondo. An Autonomous release.

Running time: 1:28

There is no franchise fatigue when it comes to cartoons for kids.

The “Frozen” sequel is far outperforming the opening of the original film — which earned $93 million over a long holiday weekend not that many Thanksgivings ago.

Deadline is saying a $45 million Friday puts “Frozen 2” on track for as much as $140 million by midnight Sunday, but over $130 for sure. A desultory couple of months since “Joker” means that the box office could surely use it.

Heaven knows Disney needs the money. For more Marvel, “Star Wars” and animated sequels. This weekend will push the House of Mouse over $3 billion for the year.

“A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood” is still on track to earn the $14 million it was projected to take in on opening.

That means that “Ford v Ferrari” will take second place, a somewhat less robust than was hoped for $16 or so. But Saturday could change that.

“21 Bridges” is set to clear $10, maybe $11.

https://deadline.com/2019/11/frozen-2
-opening-weekend-box-office-tom-hanks-mister-rogers-movie-21-bridges-1202792831/

“House Arrest” is a 22 minute sitcom pilot lost inside a 104 minute romantic comedy.

It’s got a cute couple with chemistry, a couple of wacky supporting characters, a daft dilemma and a couple of funny pratfalls. That’s not even close enough to sustain a rom-com of this length.

The premise — Karan (Ali Fazal of “Victoria & Abdul”) is holed up in his roomy New Dehli condo, and has been for 279 days. He cleans obsessively, keeps a car that he has a hired man come and wash, run the engine, etc., and absolutely refuses to cross the threshhold of his flat. Even when a delivery lady drops an eggplant that’s barely out of his reach.

He’s got a few friends who stay in touch — the womanizer J.D. (Jim Sarbh) phones him from whatever bed he’s waking up in, whatever toilet he happens to find himself needing, and the irrepressible Pinky (Barkha Singh), the daughter of a “don” (a mobster) who never hesitates to drop in and impose herself on hapless Karan.

He has his plants, his Roomba, his cleaning rituals and a daily parade of delivery folk (most of whom simply get his address wrong). Pinky? She’s always ready to offer sex for a favor, even if it means having her Lurch-sized body guard Rambo (Sunil Kumar) turn his back while she makes her move.

Not interested, Karan insists. But the favor she needs is an offer he can’t refuse. Because she won’t allow it. He needs to keep “this package” she’s having delivered. Just for a bit.

Figuring out that she’s stuffed a bubble-wrapped body in the trunk dropped at his door comes later.

J.D. professes concern for the shut-in (nobody calls him “Agoraphobic”). Karan is on the spectrum, some sort of spectrum, anyway. One picture is tilted, that means he’s tilting every picture on his wall. But there’s this reporter J.D. wants Karan to meet.

Saira (Shriya Pilgaonkar) is working on a story about the Japanese fad, “hikikormori,” young men locking themselves in their homes with only social media, electronics and food deliveries for company. Is this catching on in India? Karan could be a test case.

The comedy here comes from the bubble wrapped body, mostly. And Pinky. And to a lesser degree, Rambo and J.D. When the body “wakes up” there’s an amusing wrestling match to contain him, and a ditzy phone call to Pinky who tries to talk Karan through finishing the job on the phone. “Stick the knife just below the shoulder blades…or maybe slitting the throat (in a blend of Hindi — with subtitles — and English) would be easier!”

The romance comes from this pushy, pretty reporter and talks Karan into saying “I just needed a break” from his life as a banker, with its “responsibilities, promotions, ambitions.” She’s not convinced. Neither are we.

A day long visit to his immaculate, well-appointed and roomy home convinces her that “You’re loaded. You have it all! You can do anything you want!”

Anything except go outside. And he might have to do that if he wants to “get the girl,” in rom-com speak.

The film is meant to feel claustrophobic, with the limited settings — interiors that comprise Karan’s world. The colors, the light and the balconies undercut that design goal.

A clever sitcom effect — everybody Karan talks to on the phone materializes in the room with him — J.D. on the toilet, Pinky getting her hair done, Saira riding in an “auto” (three wheeled motorized rickshaw).

If you ignore my warnings and dive into this, I will give screenwriter and co-director Samit Bansu this credit. There’s a very sweet twist or two, right at the end. It’s the bulk of what comes before that finale that handcuff “House Arrest.”

MPAA Rating: TV-14

Cast: Ali Fazal, Shriya Pilgaonkar, Jim Sarbh, Barkha Singh, Sunil Kumar

Credits: Directed by Samit Basu and Shashanka Ghosh, script by Samit Bansu.  An India Stories/Netflix release.

Running time: 1:44

It’s messy, random, funny and poignant, violent and surreal, politically-charged and romantic.

“Queen & Slim” is an African American art film channeling a 1970s blaxploitation, on-the-lam-from-the-law road picture vibe. As its riveting, rambling, geographically-inept two hours roll by, lurid visions of the blaxploitation cinema of that era bubble through an indie spin on “Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry,” “Sugarland Express” and “Vanishing Point.”

Does Tarantino know director Melina Matsoukas (TV’s “Insecure” and “Master of None”)? It’ll be love at first viewing once he takes a gander at this.

The odyssey begins with a date, enabled by Tinder, consummated at a suburban Ohio diner. There are no names, just banter. He (Daniel Kaluuya of “Get Out”) is a noisy, uncouth eater. She (Jodie Turner-Smith of TV’s “The Last Ship”) is regal, long hair expensively braided, put together — a lawyer. She’s out of his league but she’s trying not to let it bother her.

“I know good grammar!”

“DO you?”

She picked him because “You had this sad look on your face. I felt sorry for you.”

He takes that about as well as you could hope, talks about his family lovingly, sports a crucifix, prays over his meal as we learn that A) she’s a lawyer, B) she’s not close to her family and C) she’s an atheist.

So that ride home in his Accord, with his “TrustGod” vanity plates doesn’t hold a lot of promise. But when she takes his phone to stop him texting and driving, and starts poking through his business on it, he reaches over to get it back. That little swerve on an empty road in a black part of town, with no traffic, is their undoing.

And telling the testy cop who pulls them over “My bad” isn’t going to cut it. “Get out of the car” is next. “May I ask why, officer?” isn’t going to cool him down, either. “No, you may not.”

Having a lawyer in the car is no help. The “officer’s prerogative” means impertinent, accusatory questions, a rummage through the trunk. Nothing He says can descalate the situation. Everything She says does just the opposite, and that’s how the trigger-happy cop pulls the trigger, there’s a life-or-death wrestle over the gun, she’s grazed on the leg, the cop winds up dead.

The lawyer is the one who demands that they leave the scene. “We are going to keep running until we come up with a better plan!”

He may protest, want to call his family, want to get her to a hospital. Overruled. No phones (out the window). No hospital. Just flee.

Matsoukas and her “Master of None” screenwriter/collaborator Lena Waithe put our anti-heroes on the road, with tension at every fill-up, suspense in every encounter, and fear that the policeman’s cruiser had a camera that will ID them, but not clearly demonstrate how out-of-line the dead cop was.

They’re going to be infamous in an Internet instant.

And yet somehow a fraught transaction with a convenience store clerk — they left their wallets in the car they abandoned, but took the dead cop’s gun — dissolves into laughs.

“Izzat a Glock,” impressed white boy clerk wants to know? Others treat them as folk heroes — “Cop killas, cop killas!”

And the destination she has decided on, New Orleans, taking refuge with her pimp Uncle Earl, lets veteran character actor Bokeem Woodbine (“Dead Presidents” to “Overlord”) hilariously take over the movie. No “get away” for “the black Bonnie and Clyde” would be complete without a wholly pimped turquoise 1972 Pontiac Catalina dressed in appropriate pimpwear.

Matsoukas and Waithe gift their stars with little reveries, romantic conversations that this mismatched pair share in the shock of their flight. Confessions and longings are handled in voice-over rather than straight filmed dialogue, a poetic touch that works.

Her “ideal” man? “I want him to show me scars I never knew I had.”

Amid the grace notes, there’s bickering — over control, big decisions about their route, and music — “Skinny Luther (Vandross) or Fat Luther?”

Kaluuya makes a marvelously sleepy-eyed reactor, in over his head from the start. “You look guilty? “I AM guilty.” Turner-Smith announces her arrival as a star, fiery and sexy, worldwise but vulnerable.

“Queen & Slim” hits familiar waypoints (a juke joint) along it’s alternately grim-or-merry way, making comments about police racism and militarization, Black Lives Matter reviving African American activism, and folk hero myths born of violence.

The departure stings and the destination burns. But as with any trip that embeds itself in memory, it’s the journey and those you take it with that “Queen & Slim” leaves you with.

MPAA Rating: R for violence, some strong sexuality, nudity, pervasive language, and brief drug use.

Cast: Daniel Kaluuya, Jodie Turner-Smith, Benito Martinez, Chloe Sevigny, Flea and Bokeem Woodbine

Credits: Directed by Melina Matsoukas, script by Lena Waithe. An eOne/Universal release.

Running time: 2:12

Disney has an animated juggernaut on its hands, even if “Frozen 2” (They cannot be bothered to decide if it’s “2” or “II” in the title) isn’t remotely as tuneful or coherent as the original.

Box Office Mojo and others see it as a safe $100 million opener, with Mojo going all the way to $120. The year of franchise fatigue hasn’t impacted Marvel movies or Disney animation, but we will see.

“A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood” not only figures to be a best picture contender, but a big box office performer. $17 million for a Tom Hanks impersonation of a TV saint in a movie about controlling male anger, it could pull in $17 million.

Chadwick Boseman’s “21 Bridges” should better its genre limitations and ride his growing Fame to a $13-14 million weekend.

“Ford v Ferrari” will probably edge “Neighborhood” for second place, in the upper teens.

And the box office should recover from the doldrums this fall all in one fell swoop.

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/article/ed3312452612/?ref_=bo_hm_hp

It would be odder than odd to see Adam Sandler walk away with Indie Spirit honors, but that’s what “Uncut Gems” could do for the critically derided comic’s career. An A24 film parked in awards season, and we have to talk about the self-described King of “moron comedy” for the past 25 years seriously.

Renee Zellweger, Elisabeth Moss, Mathias Schoenarts and everything an everyone to do with “The Lighthouse” are also on the ballot.

https://variety.com/2019/film/news/spirit-awards-nominations-2020-full-list-lighthouse-uncut-gems-1203411798/

It isn’t just the title that gives away the “reveal” in the documentary “Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator.” We don’t have to remember the news coverage of this “hot yoga” popularizer, the franchised kingpin of yoga in America who made a fortune by first convincing the “in the know” in Beverly Hills to stretch, bend and sweat their way to good health — starting in the 1970s.

We know his game from the Brahman BS that pours out of Bikram Choudhoury’s pie-hole. All these credulous TV profiles, decades of chat shows and the like, from “The Dinah Shore Show” and “Merv Griffin” in the ’70s and ’80s, to “60 Minutes” and assorted other puff-piece purveyors.

He “cured” (Richard Nixon) with yoga, and Nixon gave him a Green Card for his trouble.

He “taught” Elvis. He takes credit for everything within reach, credit he doesn’t deserve.

His followers show the slavish devotion of cultists. Accusations of rape and abuse won’t sway them.

His sexism is monstrous, out in the open, “p—y” bragging, raging at the very idea of being contradicted by a woman in videotaped court depositions.

And for years, high ranking people in the court system have avoided going after him, not wanting the hassle of fighting somebody with a lot of money, a lot of Bentleys, thousands of followers and an Indian passport, which he eventually used to flee the country and the justice of civil judgements against his profane, Speedo-wearing old man arse.

Eva Ora’s film doesn’t have to underline it, put members of the State Department under oath before the U.S. House of Representatives to make the parallels clear.

“Dangerous clown” as one of those interviewed for her film describes him. You couldn’t make it any clearer if you took away the Indian passport and give him a gold plated toilet, instead.

We know this guy. Millions of Americans voted for him. And they didn’t even get flexible and fit in their bargain with a buffoon.

Ora’s cut-and-dried film uses those decades of gullible TV profiles (all journalists get taken now and again, TV ones most of all) to let Bikram tell his rags to riches story, spin his own creation myth.

And we watch him in action, decades of footage from his drill sergeant on a Speedo classes, where legions of devotees come to find fitness, good health and a guru — something/someone to believe in.

They get cursed, are deprived of food, sleep and bathroom breaks.

And with every fresh crop of “teacher school” recruits, those chosen as “talented” enough to fork over big bucks for a nine-week isolation course of intense training to be “certified” by Bikram, legions of nubile young women have been brought into his presence, encouraged and taught, and after hours, harassed, taken advantage of and even raped.

Even some of them, and many are profiled here, won’t write everything they’ve been through off to experience. He is someone who “based a lot of truth on a whole lot of lies.”

And as it was in the beginning, when only Hollywood’s hippest were tuned in to his classes, they’re slow to let go.

“You’ve never really done yoga until you’ve done a Bikram class!”

The court cases won’t change their minds, we fear. And like the other famous current example of the mercurial, dimwitted bullying, sexually abusive misogynist/narcissist, we know the True Believers’ epiphany won’t be something they welcome.

MPAA Rating: TV-MA

Cast:Bikram Choudhury, Larissa Anderson, Sarah Baughn,  Micki Jafa-Bodden

Credits: Directed by Eva Ora. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:26