It’s Tom Clancy’s “Without Remorse,” so naturally the guy hunting down the people who killed his wife is a Navy SEAL. And there’s a big old conspiracy at the heart of this April 30 Amazon release.
So, how many Dutchwomen and Dutchmen does it take to script a romantic comedy? Based solely on “Just Say ‘Yes,” the answer is “six” and the response to that is “It wasn’t enough.”
This generally-lifeless, mostly-haphazard wedding-centric rom-com wanders across the emotional spectrum and can’t make Big Proposal, betrayal, being jilted or “bouncing back,” flirtations and a “cat-fight” funny or charming. There’s a grin or two in it, mostly in its TV production milieu. The whole “romance” thing, in its various forms, is a non-starter.
Even the structure — a long flashback in which a would-be bride tells her tale of woe “from the beginning” — seems designed to boil any flavor right out of it.
Ibiza native and Dutch TV mainstay Yolanthe Cabou is Lotte, a TV producer for “RegioFun,” a gimmicky, feature magazine TV show starring her longtime squeeze (Juvat Westendorp). But the show is struggling, and while Lotte’s gotten something like her dream proposal from Alex, this new “consultant” Chris (Jim Bakkum) shows up just in time to tart the show up with stunts, accidents and a more mocking tone.
Lotte’s wedding plans, with her self-absorbed social media star sister (Noortje Herlaar) and circle of cliches scripted as “friends” play into that. Alex bails out of the wedding on live TV, and heck, hapless Lotte’s misfortunes are a hit.
She is transformed into an on-air hostess who poses as a biker chick amongst women bikers, “milks” the wrong cow and has accidents with pretty anything you can imagine.
“All the losers in the Netherlands relate to you (in Dutch with English subtitles, or dubbed)” her boorish boss enthuses.
But will that help her find happiness?
As this picture staggers from Lotte’s pursuit of love to Estelle’s impending, socially mediated nuptials, nobody involved gives us a single excuse why we should care.
The voice-over and banter with a tactless dork on a park bench that ties all this together does no such thing. And isn’t funny either.
The tunes are cute (ish), the production design sparkling and the performances have their moments. But the conflicts are sour and dull, and Lotte’s journey, to “star” and then producer of a big production numbers wedding show called “Just Say Yes” isn’t the script twist that could save this, any of it.
MPA Rating: TV-14, adult situations, animal bodily function, drug and alcohol abuse, profanity
Cast: Yolanthe Cabau, Noortje Herlaar, Jim Bakkum, Juvat Westendorp
Credits: Directed by Appie Boudellah, Aram van de Rest, script by Appie Boudellah, Mustapha Boudellah, Marie Kiebert, Michiel Peereboom, Jill Waas and Maarten van den Broek. An MGA/Netflix release.
Jerking a character suddenly out of the frame has been a horror movie staple for years now. There’s nothing more chilling than an abrupt vanishing carried out right before our us, a victim, wild-eyed with terror, ripped away into the dark unknown.
But the way Rose Williams is yanked, lifted, tugged and twisted in “The Power” takes it to a new level. Writer-director Corinna Faith (“Ashes”) contorts her leading lady in ways that startle and chill in a movie that’s more about tone than scary jolts.
It’s an immaculately realized period piece set in the lowering gloom of an old, poor but tidy East London hospital in 1974, when Britain’s Conservative government carried out selective blackouts as a measure to combat coal miners who’d gone on strike.
“You couldn’t have picked a worse day” Val (Williams, of TV’s “Medici”) is told by “Old Starchy,” the matron (Diveen Henry) in charge of nurses who gives newly-graduated Val the once over before starting her new job.
The hospital’s patients are mostly being transferred out, with just a couple of wards kept open for the night, lit by candles or kerosene lanterns for the planned blackout.
Val is eager, compassionate, and not wholly at odds with the older staff. But she has some sort of history, something sneering ex-classmate Babs (Emma Rigby) remembers and has passed around. Irish Terry (Nuala McGowan) doesn’t sweat that. Much. She’s got bigger worries.
“A place people die in should never be allowed to get that dark.”
Val finds herself encouraged by Dr. Franklin (Charlie Carrick), who sees her way with children, and punished by the matron.
“You need an iron will” for pediatric nursing, she hisses. “Not a ‘feel for it.'”
Maybe working the lonely, scary and dark night shift will make that clear.
But once the lights go out, spooky things start happening around Val, and to her. What’s going on? And is this like what happened “before?”
There are pacing problems that keep this picture from reaching its full potential, and truth be told, there’s a bit of stiff-upper-lip under-reacting to the supernatural stuff that befalls Rose and her colleagues.
But as candles blow out on their own, Rose is pulled hither and yon and a fearful child (Shakira Rahman) with little English at her command tries to articulate her terrors, “The Power” works on you.
Not as well as it works on Nurse Terry, perhaps, who is not having this, perhaps because of the novel she’s reading in between rounds. It’s “Carrie,” the 1974 hit by that new American fright-writer.
Williams, playing a young woman fighting her fears even as the hint of recognition of what she’s dealing with keeps her from flipping out entirely, makes us believe Val’s peril and believe in her ability to fight it.
Which “The Power” more than just a “nice try,” even if it’s not quite all the terror you’d hope Faith might wring — or yank — out of it.
MPA Rating: unrated, violence
Cast: Rose Williams, Emma Rigby, Diveen Henry, Charlie Carrick and Shakira Rahman
Credits: Scripted and directed by Corinna Faith. A Shudder release.
It takes a few minutes to get past the feeling that “Here Are the Young Men” isn’t a simplistic “Trainspotting” homage, some sort of boys-come-of-age, generationally-indulgent wank with an Irish accent.
The characters are “types” — the rebellious lad entering the workforce with lust in his heart and a mouth always open for whatever pill is proffered, the long-haired sensitive druggy who has found love if he can figure out what to do with it and the raging hothead always up for a little ultraviolence.
Sound familiar, Begbie fans?
But whatever novelist Rob Doyle owes to “Trainspotting” writer Irvine Welsh as chronicler of the drug abuse of an era — the early 2000s here — the film of it goes further, turning the violent hothead character into an Incel age example of toxic masculinity and the broader theme that escaping it is even harder than quitting drugs.
Dean-Charles Chapman is Matthew, just finishing school and about to have his eyes opened about what he’s always been told will be “the best summer of your life.”
Ferdia Walsh-Peelo plays Rez, a bookish type with a sort-of girlfriend and the most access to drugs.
And Finn Cole (“Peaky Blinders,” “Animal Kingdom”) is Kearney, coiled-rage incarnate, impulsive and capable of most anything. Their mutual friend Jen (“It” girl Anya-Taylor-Joy) speaks for us all when she asks “Has anyone ever told you you have an extremely punchable face?” He does. Which partly explains why he’s eager to get in the first blow.
We figure every character’s thing in the opening scenes, where Matthew is calmly lectured on “the choices you make” by his headmaster (Ralph Ineson), only to walk out of school, dump his school jacket in Dublin’s River Liffey and join his mates for a little sneak back into school (Kearney was expelled) for a little good-natured vandalism. Kearney goes berserk.
And in the film’s first suggestion that we’re not stuck in reality, the headmaster calmly shakes his head as he walks up on them destroying his car.
This is the summer Matthew will start work at the tire shop, Rez will read, get high and aimlessly postpone his future and Kearney will brag about running off to America. Jen will seem more mature than all three put together, and somehow decide the tire shop lad is “sensitive” enough for a summer fling before she “travels” or goes to university. And they’ll all dive into the pills that are the drug of choice in 2003.
As they hit clubs and raves, experience epiphanies via a homeless addict and try to ignore how different they are from one another, the days start to seem like a fever dream version of their favorite abusive TV chat show, whose judgmental creep of a host (Travis Fimmel) eggs them on, heightens their contrasts and in their dreams, points them at a reckoning.
That’s what you’d call the “inciting incident” in this drama. There’s a death, one that they’re too stoned to prevent and slow to recognize as a trauma they will never get over, even if it eventually teaches them the valuable lesson that school and the headmaster did not.
Actor turned director Eoin Macken has trouble keeping the unreality clearly separate from the reality they live through and we witness. The many surreal “chat show” breaks speak to the delusions of youth, narcissism and callousness. But while it’s cliche to have the boys so haunted by an accident that “not feeling anything” about it drives each deeper into his own insecurities, that plays as engrossing drama.
Taylor-Joy, who blew up thanks to her turn on Netflix’s “Queen’s Gambit,” is the reason this otherwise marginal, phallocentric parable merits wider release, even though her role here, while pivotal, is limited. Jen is the character who makes the least sense with this lot. Her every entrance suggests “out of their league.” That holds true for the performances, too. She’s the only one who transcends playing a “type.”
Still, “Here are the Young Men” makes for an interesting snapshot of yet another version of “wayward youth.” And while we can take comfort from the generational move from heroin (of “Trainspotting”) to Oxy and MDMA (“Molly”), the one hope the film leaves us with is that the toxic masculinity of that age group is at least being acknowledged. Maybe the next generation will be the one that grapples with that core problem, a big reason for drug-dabbling bravado, and rejects it before doing itself permanent damage.
MPA Rating: unrated, violence, drug abuse, sex, some nudity, profanity
Cast: Dean-Charles Chapman, Finn Cole, Ferdia Walsh-Peelo, Travis Fimmel, Ralph Ineson and Anya Taylor-Joy
Credits: Scripted and directed by Eoin Macken, based on the novel by Rob Doyle. A Well Go release.
You might remember this little Kickstarter-funded feel good story of a few years back. Two Providence, Rhode Island “bros,” both born with Down’s Syndrome, rally their families, the city and some movie biz folks to make a movie they conceived starring themselves as “bionic brothers” who fight “zombies, demons and demon zombies.”
“Spring Break Zombie Massacre” they called it, a 45 minute movie conceived by and starring Sam Suchmann and Mattie Zufelt. They showed it at film festivals hither and yon, got coverage from local, national (“PBS Newshour”) and international media, and even took their act onto “Conan.”
“Sam & Mattie Make a Zombie Movie” is a 100 minute+ “the making of” documentary by Sam’s film biz brother, Jesse. One hesitates to call it “sweet,” because helping these two realize their dream, when that “dream turned out to be an extremely violent and questionable zombie movie,” but that’s what this is.
It’s not “Batkid Begins,” the best comparison for “special” people bringing out the generosity and kind indulgences of others to realize a dream. But it puts us in the company of two genuine characters, unfiltered, foul-mouthed lads in Kevin Smith shorts, and the mountains their friends and family move to let them realize “their vision.
Jesse narrates the film, and we hear him on the phone or off camera reining in that “vision.”
“And there’re girls COMPLETELY NAKED” Mattie pitches, with Sam adding that “We can shoot them from the waist up!“
“I think that’s out,” Jesse decrees. He’s the guy who set up their Kickstarter, helped them shoot their amusingly amateurish pitch video for the fundraising website and who spent years of weekends coming home from New York supervising grinding story meetings to get a script they could realistically shoot, a movie made for under $100,000. And he’s got to draw the line — many lines — somewhere.
The boys are easily distracted, grandiose in their ambitions. But they’ve been acting-out scenes from their imaginary action film together since they were tweens. Sam’s dad is here, showing us snippets of earlier videos — genre parodies, apparently — that they starred in and he shot.
We see the endless takes of getting them to pretend to be punk rockers in their movie, a band named American Mind Freaks. We gasp at the gross, over-the-top bloody detail of their dual birth scenes.
“Two mothers, same dad,” Peter “Dumb and Dumber” Farrelly marvels. “I’ve never seen that!” Farrelly, the most famous Providence filmmaker of them all (with his brother Bobby) consults on the script, and after a readthrough with the boys gives them a pep talk, a little cheerleading, and the suggestion that “You must respect the women in it.”
For one of the Farrelly Brothers to have to point out that the “guy’s fantasy” they’ve concocted needs to be a little less sexist, well the mind reels.
Effects? Somebody says “You broke my HEART,” only to have the organ yanked out of her chest with “You HAVE no heart!” as a comeback. There’s a lot of that.
Truth be told, this overlong documentary, which includes the entire short(ish) film they made, is a bit grasping. All this came to a conclusion five years ago when the film made the festival rounds and the guys turned up at those festivals and on TV talking it up. This is a way to try and get a little more mileage out of that material.
But there are funny bits here, playing up the guys’ natural exhibitionist tendencies, the grimmest days of working on a movie in the heat of August and a few words with long-suffering script supervisor Charmeka Fox, who tries to keep track of all the ways they’ve strayed from the script as the filming progresses
There’s also a local librarian who reveals Mattie’s movie rental habits.
“He gets a lot of ‘Jersey Shore'” DVDs, she reveals, “which I find hysterical.”
Mattie’s idol is on the show, and Pauly D even turns up in the movie.
Though the film drags, and the geysers of blood at this beheading or that neck-biting get to be a bit much, it’s always heartening to see how generous people can be when given a chance to do something nice for a couple of kids with a dream, no matter how twisted that dream might be.
MPA Rating: unrated, bloody effects, zombie movie violence, profanity
Cast: Sam Suchmann, Mattie Zufelt, Conan O’Brien, Jesse Scuchmann, Suzy Beck, Pauly D and Peter Farrelly.
Credits: Directed by Robert Carnevale and Jesse Suchmann. A Gravitas Ventures release.
“Sky High” aka “Hasta el Cielo” is a generic Spanish “gangster’s rise and fall, and maybe rise some more” tale with a “Fast and Furious” subtext — the cars, not the “we’re family” nonsense.
A slick but seriously dull “Scarface” that bounces from Valencia to Madrid to Ibiza, night-clubbing and knocking over jewelry stores and armored cars, it wastes a pretty good cast on a formulaic and soapy script whose twists aren’t interesting enough to be labeled “surprises.”
Miguel Herrán (“Money Heist”) stars as Angel, the short but muscular mechanic-turned-gangster whom everybody calls “Angelito,” mostly to insult him.
Angel falls for dark and sexy Estrella (Carolina Yuste of “Carmen & Lola”), which sets up his run-in with her man, Poli (Richard Holmes). And in the nonsense logic of this picture, their brawls/rivalry leads to Angel’s recruitment into Poli’s gang, which steals cars and uses them for smash-and-grab late night jewelry store robberies.
Angel does time, connects with unscrupulous lawyer Mercedes (Patricia Vico), re-connects with Poli when he’s released from jail, and starts ingratiating his way up the food chain, with “Sky High” being his goal. And if that means cozying up to the Big Boss (screen veteran Luis Tosar, most recently seen in “The Vault”), then sure, he’ll hit on and pursue Don Rogelio’s hot daughter (Asia Ortega).
He becomes Poli’s blood-rival, carries out robberies and alters his business plan. Two-timing Angel is in and out of jail every step of the way on his way to “Sky High,” with the forever one-step-behind-him cops (Fernando Cayo) seemingly picking sides in gangland to suit the whims of Mr. Big.
Even the film’s most ingenious heist, armored cars on a ferry, isn’t handled with the sort of snap, crackle and pop you expect from a thriller these days. Every other robbery is perfunctory, fresh only to young folks streaming their first-ever heist picture.
The back and forth with cops and the legal system feels real enough, but that part of this “true story” is too boring to dig into.
The biggest problem hanging over the film is the low stakes. We’re meant to root for Angel and against others, but we don’t fear for their lives, in spite of the double crosses and fisticuffs.
Even the love triangle plays as stale. And if you don’t know how to film and edit a ticking-clock car theft, breaking into a dealership to steal seven Audis isn’t a way to “fix” that shortcoming.
MPA Rating: TV-MA, violence, sex, profanity
Cast: Miguel Herrán, Carolina Yuste, Asia Ortega, Luis Tosar, Richard Holmes and Patricia Vico.
Credits: Directed by Daniel Calparsoro, script by Jorge Guerricaechevarría. A Netflix release.
We like to think the actors know good acting when they see it. And the Screen Actors Guild is the largest voting bloc in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences.
So does SAG savvy outweigh every other pre Oscar awards indicator in 2021?
I think so. In a year where inclusion and diversity are on everybody’s mind, last night’s wins for Viola Davis, Chadwick Boseman, Daniel Kaluuya and Youn Yuh-jung make a statement. But they also underscore much of what cineastes have recognized or should have seen when we were watching the nominated films.
As Viola Davis acknowledged in her acceptance speech, Hollywood finally diving deep into August Wilson is one of the great ways to end the idea that “Oscar So white.” The greatest African American playwright was simply the best American playwright working over the last 40 years.
Viola winning over Frances McDormand wasn’t an upset. She had great words to speak and a great role to work with.
Boseman had his best ever role and won for a worthy picture, a sentimental posthumous win for one or the two or three best films of last year.
Kaluuya’s bigger Oscar boost might have come from a charming, disarming and dazzling hosting gig on “SNL.”
I think “Minari,” touching as it is, is one of the more over praised pictures of the fall and winter of awards season, but it’s so well acted Yuh-jung’s win is much more than a vote for “inclusion.”
I saw half a dozen more worthy films from Greater Asia last year. But then, I think Mads Mikkelsen gave the best lead performance by an actor in “Another Round.” Awards attention is a fickle thing.
“Trial of the Chicago Seven” steps into the limelight where it belongs.
Lesser films with buzz along the way such as “Promising Young Woman,” “Da Five Bloods” and the heavily nominated bore “Mank” recede.
Sentiment for old pros like Glenn Close counts for little. McDormand could be the New Meryl Streep, pulling a nomination and/or win out of every performance and perhaps facing a little resentment over that. And Carey Mulligan may have to accept that being too dainty, posh and sweet was too big a hurdle for her to clear in “Promising Young Woman,” as some critics said, some less gracefully than others.
Spike Lee? When Jordan Peele rings again, take the call.
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