Movie Review: Billy Bob, Robin Wright, Jackie Earle & Co. go Appalachian for “Devil’s Peak”

“Ah don’t have to remind you that her daddy thinks he is the ‘Jesus J. Edgar Christ’ of the Appalachian Mountains,” the mountaineer crime patriarch drawls in warning to his only son, who has taken up with a local prosecutor’s “rabbit-ass daughter.”

“Mah daddy, his his daddy before’im, and now you — we do not choose this way of life,” he tells his boy, Jacob (Hopper Penn). It chose us.”

There is only one Thornton, and he goes by “Billy Bob.” In “Devil’s Peak,” the film adaptation of David Joy’s “Where all Light Tends to Go,” Billy Boy Thornton sinks his teeth into Southernspeak for a modern Southern gothic tale of “outlawing” as the family business, which these days and in these foothills and hollows means “meth.”

Thornton is the colorful linchpin of this somber, slow but simmering crime melodrama, a film that also features Jackie Earle Haley as the comfy-with-looking-the-other-way sheriff, and Robin Wright as the ex-wife Charlie McNeely (Thornton) gave up on when she got hooked on the drug his clan now sells all over Jackson County, N.C.

Penn plays the 20ish lad still figuring out his family’s criminal legacy and how he fits in it, and how he can hang onto the girlfriend (Katelyn Nacon) his daddy disapproves of as he faces the ugly, illegal responsibilities that come with being a McNeely.

Director Ben Young and screenwriter Robert Knott lose themselves in Joy’s colorful Appalachian colloquialisms and Thornton’s peerless way with such lines.

“If this thang needs to’go off for some reason,” Charlie says as he hands his kid a revolver, “it touches mud and water. Got that?”

Got it.

Thornton’s menace, augmented by a Satanic dyed goatee and bald pate, mixes easily with the folksy way he has of relating Charlie’s family anecdotes, each and every one designed to instruct via a life lesson learned, almost all of those lessons chilling. Charlie, we can guess, can be utterly heartless when the need arises.

Haley’s county sheriff is something of an archetype — casually corrupt, but seemingly level-headed, with hints of compassion.

Wright makes a decent impression in a limited number of scenes, as does Emma Booth, brassy as the bald old crook’s half-his-age-hussy.

“Devil’s Peak” is a simple story whose filmmakers lose track of threads and characters, perhaps owing to editing. Jacob’s devotion to his girlfriend is thinly-developed, her politically-ambitious stepdad (Brian d’Arcy James) practically an afterthought. I am predisposed to go for Appalachian stories, so some of that I let slide.

A bigger issue is how this mixed-bag thriller is Exhibit A in the whole debate over Hollywood “nepo babies,” all those celebrity offspring who follow their parents into “the family business,” and how that often doesn’t pay dividends on the screen.

Hopper Penn is the son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright, and even playing callow lad of 20ish, he’s never more than adequate in the part and not always that. But without him, Mom doesn’t sign on, the film doesn’t have three big name stars to ensure its value and get financed and “Where All Light Tends to Go” isn’t adapted for the screen.

The Catch-22 of casting meant that they compromised on their lead just to get the film made. It happens all the time.

They had the makings of a solid, gritty and distinctly Southern B-picture. But their young lead, without whom I dare say this never would have been made, has an arresting look and yet little screen presence or acting craft (no acting school for him) to compensate for that.

Rating: unrated, violence, drug abuse, profanity

Cast: Billy Bob Thornton, Robin Wright, Hopper Penn, Jackie Earle Haley, Katelyn Nacon, Brian d’Arcy James and Emma Booth

Credits: Directed by Ben Young, scripted by Robert Knott, based on a novel “Where all Light Tends to Go,” by David Joy. A Screen Media release.

Running time: 1:35

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Next screening? “Ant Man and The Wasp” and a new word for “multiverse?” “Quantumania”

It’s coming to take over the Spring. Soon. This weekend.

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Movie Preview: Billy Bob, Robin Wright, Jackie Earle and Meth — “Devil’s Peak”

This “Winter’s Bone” tale is set in rural Jackson County, N.C., with power plays, politics, meth and bad blood tying up generations of folks given to “outlawing.”

Opens Friday, streaming Feb. 24.

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Netflixable? Square Poles are tested in romance –“Squared Love All Over Again”

If ever a rom-com didn’t merit, warrant or need a sequel, it was the thin gruel that was “Squared Love,” a Polish comedy about a vapid influencer and reluctant viral sensation/schoolteacher finding love.

But here we are, back to square one with “Squared Love All Over Again.” I guess “Can the handsome, shallow womanizer stay in love with the popular, famous yet down-to-Earth teacher?” is a question Warsaw wanted answered.

The sequel sees Monika (Adrianna Chlebicka) return from a long vacation with model/brand ambassador/influencer Enzo (Mateusz Banasiuk) to discover that her “naked buttocks” and other billboards and magazine covers have made her a national sensation, wanted for all sorts of gigs that don’t involve teaching.

Enzo? As he slept his way to fame and a sweet gig, his boss has fired him and made “destroying” Enzo her mission in life. He’s back to being plain old handsome but “blackballed” “Stefan” in a flash.

Monika is lured into co-hosting a kiddie TV talent show with an oily and embattled TV host (Mikołaj Roznersk). She stands up for the kids, who are taunted by the “celebrity judges,” and copes with a slow-but-steady come-on from Rafal.

Stefan is lost, but he falls in with Monika’s lonely, widowed car-restorer dad (Miroslaw Baka), who figures his own solitude and Stefan’s aimlessness have the same solution.

“It’s never too late to start something new,” he advises, in Polish with subtitles, or dubbed into English.

Dad gets a sexy, irate-customer as possible love interest (Monika Krzywkowska). Monika copes with her attention-whore school headmaster (Tomasz Karolak) and Stefan fumbles about for something he’s qualified to do, maybe something with classic Fiats, Lancers, Audis, etc.

“Squared All Over Again” is so mild-mannered that even the sources of conflict are rendered in shades of beige. And even if the script had called for more heat, one suspects the pretty-but-bland cast wouldn’t be able to deliver it.

Rating: TV-14, adult themes

Cast: Adrianna Chlebicka, Mateusz Banasiuk, Mikołaj Roznerski, Monika Krzywkowska

Credits: Directed by Filip Zylber, scripted by Wiktor Piątkowski, Natalia Matuszek A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:40

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MOVIE preview”Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny”

Here’s the TV spot from the Fox football game Sunday.

“Grumpy Old Indy,” villains sidekicks and stunt doubles.

Looks fun, even if it strains credulity.

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Movie Preview: “The Flash”

Plainly too good to just abandon, whatever Armie Hammer impersonation Ezra Miller managed. Off camera.

Ben and Keaton and Supergirl…multiverses? Multiple timelines?

June 16.

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Movie Preview: “Guardians of the Galaxy 3”

Scores a few laughs, reaches for touching.

Second Marvel movie in a row with a Black villain?

Interesting.

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Movie Preview: Thriller “88” runs Orlando Jones for president

William Fichtner is among the stars in this Feb 17 release, the feature writing and directing debut of someone named Eromose.

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Traveling today, y’all keep me posted…on how Ben & J. Lo’s Dunkin Donuts commercial Comes Out

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BOX OFFICE: Warner Brothers treats “Magic Mike” like “House Party,” will it clear $10 million?

They didn’t screen this dog widely, hiding it from most critics until opening night. And the reviews reflected the damaged goods that “Magic Mike’s Last Dance” turned out to be.

Deadline.com is noting that Warner Brothers is also “not reporting numbers” on its “preview” Thursday night or Friday. They didn’t do that for “House Party” either, which was also smuggled into theaters, largely review-free.

So, maybe a $10 million weekend, maybe $11 as this beefcake drama with a female audience in mind lures women away from the Super Bowl?

That “House Party” comparison may be telling. I was thinking, about 45 minutes into it this somewhat excruciating cinema sit-thru that perhaps this was never intended to go theatrical. Something about the HBO Max/theatrical post pandemic streaming model that didn’t really work and was abandoned is in play here.

In any event, anything over $10 million and it’ll win the weekend.

How thin is the selection at your local cineplex? James Cameron’s “Titanic” is back, and will be the third biggest ticket seller for the weekend, over $6.4 million.

James Cameron’s “Avatar: The Way of Water” will edge it for second place –$6.5-6.8 million or so worth of tickets sold.

“80 for Brady” is still selling tickets at a discount price for an older audience. It’ll do another $5-6 million in business, and by Monday AM will be over $20 million.

Tom Brady’s latest “retirement” announcement was timed to give this limp noodle of a comedy a boost. Shocked that no sportswriters picked up on this. I won’t be shocked if he suddenly “unretires” again. But he has that huge Fox Sports payday awaiting him, even if the promise of the broadcast booth isn’t easy points for him.

As his cameo in the film points out, the guy’s got no personality. Will that work on TV? The day-late and dollar short sports world chattering classes are finally starting to wonder about that, too.

“Brady” won last week’s weekday sweepstakes, rather handily, as M. Night Shyamalan’s “Knock at the Cabin” fell off a cliff after opening weekend and is looking at well under $5 million, a 72% PLUNGE is in store for its second weekend. He’s having better luck with streaming series. Perhaps Night should get a clue.

This would have been a good weekend to open another Indian blockbuster for domestic consumption, as they’ve been selling tickets in big cities, far and wide. But no.

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