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The Limey prat piles on Disney. Way to buck up Dictator DeSantis, pal.

Telling its story out of order does nothing for the undercover cop investigating the Birmingham drug trade thriller “Bluff.”

This indifferent cop-embeds-with-junkies-and-drug dealers tale is already saddled with colorless performances, banal dialogue, low energy villains and an overfamiliar story arc.

Forcing one to figure out why this character’s hairstyle keeps shifting and that junkie seems to have “outed” the “suspended from the force” London copper in the first act is pointless, waters down any hope of suspense and needlessly slows down an unthrilling thriller to a funereal crawl.

It wasn’t working on set (coffee might have awakened the narcoleptic cast), and shuffling scenes about doesn’t fix anything.

Gurj Gill plays our droning-on voice-over narrating hero, Det. Sgt. Daniel Miller, whom we see cashiered out of uniform, and then met by the lone superior (James Jaysen Bryhan) who will be his contact as he moves out of town to “become one of the invisible addicts that people walk past every day.”

How does one do that? Look around for somebody with the right, semi-staggered gait of a heroin/crack (speedball) addict trying to pass for “straight.” sit on a park bench and offer him a smoke. Ask about gear, offer to “pay for yours, too.”

Just like that, Danny is in with “Cooks” (Jason Adam), on his way to Shots, the dealer and set to work his way up to local kingpin Imran (Nisaro Karim) and maybe beyond.

The officer in charge tries to halt the investigation because of what it’s doing to his undercover man, but we have no sense that drug abuse and doing the drug trafficker’s bidding is giving Danny anything over than a more groomed (shorter haired) look the longer he’s in.

Danny’s declaration that he’s not letting the operation end, “not after everything I’ve been through, all I’ve sacrificed” breaks protocol and has zero conviction, the way it’s played here.

First-time feature director Sheikh Shahnawaz properly populates his seedy underworld and deglamorizes the lifestyle. Cooks is homeless, curled up in what looks like an abandoned parking garage.

Shahnawaz underpopulates his picture, and leaves women out of it almost completely.

But the real issue with it is that everything about this robs it of pace. The way the scenes are written — little or long anecdotes that begin with “You see Danny, I was an only child” and don’t improve the longer they go on — actors who take their sweet time working up to the point of a scene — editing that captures dead time between words, reactions and a narrative with little urgency and almost no forward motion make “Bluff” an almost interminable movie to sit through.

Rating: unrated, violence, drug abuse, profanity

Cast: Gurj Gill, Jason Adam, Nisaro Karim, James Jaysen Bryhan and Joe Egan

Credits: Scripted and directed by Sheikh Shahnawaz. An Indie Rights release.

Running time: 1:54

“The Bad Guys” is a children’s version of a caper comedy, an “Ocean’s Eleven” featuring CUTE critters as criminals.

It’s got cartoonish car chases and “Impossible” heist missions. And thanks to droll, cool crook voice work by Oscar winner Sam Rockwell, Marc Maron, Craig Robinson, Richard Ayoade , Awkwafina and Anthony Ramos, it’s kind of a stitch.

Lots of animated films go for big name actors to provide voices. But few figure out what this Dreamworks action comedy’s team did. Landing the right “funny” famous voice is all important.

That rule is underscored in the opening scene, just a couple of criminal lowlifes, the sharp-dressing, laid-back Wolf (Rockwell) and the grumpy, grousing Mr. Snake (Maron, the only actor to disguise his voice) banter, bicker and over Snake’s “taste for guinea pig”T and Wolf’s eye for the next reputation-making score.

“Big Bad” Wolf’s the mastermind, Snake is a “serpentine safe cracking machine,” Tarantula (Awkwafina) is their hacker/tech support, Shark (Robinson) is a “master of disguise” (Hah!), “apex predator of a thousand faces,” and Piranha (Ramos) is the gonzo wild card, the muscle.

Their motto?

“Go bad or go home.”

Wolf has a custom getaway car and they keep their loot in a subterranean lair. And there’s this Golden Dolphin with an emerald eye that’s the big prize for the best do-gooder in town. They aim to snatch that right from under the nose of foxy Mayor Foxington (Zazie Beetz) as she gives it to popular, wholesome, saintly guinea pig Professor Marmalade (Ayoade).

The message here — don’t judge a book by its cover, don’t let yourself be defined by stereotypes others impose on you. The villains of the animal kingdom maybe aren’t such “Bad Guys” after all.

All it takes is a “Who’s a good boy?” for Big Bad “Wolf” to wag his tail. But is their rehabilitation genuine?

“The Bad Guys become the Good Guys so we can stay Bad Guys!”

Rockwell’s way of playing every word on the backbeat makes even limp lines land. And veteran British funnyman Ayoade, who’s done lots of animation since breaking out in the sitcoms “The Mighty Boosh” and “The IT Guys,” induces giggles with every plummy, pedantic witticism to come out of his mouth.

The animation has a Tex Avery elasticity — exaggerated gestures, eyes bugging out, “Bugs Bunny Physics” and all that as a visual reinforcement of the bad guy banter laid over it.

Based on the children’s books by Aaron Blabey, the plot isn’t all that, but “The Bad Guys” sparkles to life when it’s at its most antic — frantic chases, capers going wrong or just heated, animated debates in the gang.

And Rockwell’s Big, ever-so-Bad Wolf? “WHO’S a good boy?”

Rating: PG, rude humor (fart jokes)

Cast: The voices of Sam Rockwell, Awkwafina, Zazie Beetz, Craig Robinson, Anthony Ramos and Marc Maron.

Credits: Directed by Pierre Perifel, scripted by Etan Cohen and Yani Brenner, based on the books by Aaron Blabey. A Dreamworks Animation film released by Universal.

Running time: 1:40

The premise is so crazy that it’s a wonder nobody’s attempted a “Weekend at Bernie’s” take on “Operation Mincemeat,” one of the cleverest bits of spycraft pulled off by the Brits during World War II. Morbid as the story might be, there’s something jaunty about this real moment in history, John Bull having a bit of sport with Gerry, eh wot?

But the new film by John Madden (“Shakespeare in Love,” “Best Exotic Marigold Hotel”) would rather show us the logistics, the nuts and bolts of procuring a dead soldier’s body, planting believable fake invasion plans on him, all to fool the Germans about target of the next Allied counter-offensive.

It loses itself in the layers of details, the in-house intrigues and a possible love triangle at the heart of the plot and sinks or swims in being more thorough than previous tellings of the tale (1956’s “The Man Who Never Was”). A grand cast, great period detail and a tense, generally somber tone help one and all pull it off.

In the spring of 1943, the Western Allies routed Rommel and chased the Germans out of North Africa. Churchill’s “soft underbelly of Europe” strategy, meant to placate the Russians and divide German strength, dictated they’d jump from North Africa to…where?

Sicily seemed obvious. Corsica and Sardinia easier pickings. Maybe Greece?

To shake the German confidence in bulking up the defenses of Sicily, a couple outside-the-box thinkers, accomplished lawyer turned Naval Intelligence officer Ewen Montagu (Colin Firth) and — “eccentric” flight officer and Operation Trojan Horse progenitor Charles Cholmondeley (Matthew Macfadyen) pushed a “crazy” scheme.

Cholmondeley is the one who first thought up the idea of dropping a body with papers on it where the Germans would find it to confuse the enemy. When Lt. Commander Montagu got on board the idea, they renamed it to the less obvious “Mincemeat” and struggled to get it past a superior (Jason Isaacs) and onto Churchill’s desk.

“The Old Man” had gambler’s taste for long shots.

The dashing spy Ian Fleming (Johnny Flynn), future creator of James Bond, would be a good bloke to have in their corner. A joke is made about all the Whitehall (government) military men enjoying being far away from the front lines by taking on book projects. Fleming is seen typing away at this and narrating (although Montagu is the one who actually wrote a book about it).

The script then invites us into the sometimes testy discussions and problem-solving that involved “tossing a letter-laden corpse into the sea.” What body? How do you “create a real fake man out of a real dead man?” How should they pick a common-enough name for him? How many military higher-ups should contribute to those letters without giving away the game? How do you keep the ink dunked in sea water from blurring? And where, and under whose purview, do you toss this “letter-laden corpse” so that the paranoid, third-rate thinker Fuhrer has it brought to his attention?

Hester Leggett (Penelope Wilton) is the ranking woman on this staff, the one who’d give a woman’s touch to love letters mixed in with the others. And a new recruit, the widowed Jean Leslie (Kelly Macdonald) would help with that, and provide a photo from her youth to add authenticity to the package.

“Was he happy?” “The girl I was at 20 was his muse.”

With so much to fret over and so many moving parts, the last thing this operation needs is a possible Soviet spy in a family tree, mistrust in the chain of command, leaks, a failing marriage and the shared interest of our two top men in the Scots lass who’s asked to be assigned to their office.

Keep in mind that the two actors playing these men both portrayed Jane Austen’s male ideal Mr. Darcy in competing versions of “Pride and Prejudice” and you get a sense of how tough a choice it must have been for Mrs. Leslie.

Firth and Macfadyen provide most of the acting fireworks here, wrangling over specifics, over who doesn’t trust whom, over the subordinate they pine for and her “reputation,” seeing as one of those interested in her is a married man.

The arguments get so heated that one wonders if the Dueling Darcys had to be separated between takes.

As the great historian David McCullough always says about figures from history, “Nobody back then knew how this would turn out,” something one senses in every performance and in every “Mincemeat” scene.

We may get glimpses of where Fleming got his “M” and “Q” characters from, but the stakes are high and the sober seriousness of how one treats a dead body is never regarded as a “joke.”

If a movie about fighting fascists by tricking them has anything to say to audiences today, that might be it. Sacrifice, even unknowing sacrifice, is honored. Duty to country comes before petty personal concerns, something some of the participants in that Operation have a hard time remembering.

Yes, the Nazis hired “only the best people” for a lot of their espionage, and many were fops and gullible fools. But thousands of lives in a war that was already bleeding Britain dry were at stake.

In British history, “their finest hour” films were their version of America’s Westerns. This cast lifts “Operation Mincemeat” above the genre programmers of the past, but that’s where you’d find its readiest comparisons, in movies like “The Dam Busters” and “The Man Who Never Was.”

Madden, screenwriter Michelle Ashford and the cast perform their greatest service in reminding us that real history, unadorned, can make the best drama.

Rating: PG-13 for strong language, some sexual content, brief war violence, disturbing images, and smoking

Cast: Colin Firth, Kelly MacDonald, Matthew Macfadyen, Jason Isaacs, Johnny Flynn and Penelope Wilton.

Credits: Directed by John Madden, scripted by Michelle Ashford. A Netflix release.

Running time: 2:08

“The Inevitable Death of the Crab” is a low-heat Mexican thriller about the targets of an extortion threat. It builds from a first half of phone calls that grow more menacing every time somebody picks up — and mostly, they don’t pick up — to a finale of deflating resignation that may explain its cryptic title. Or may not.

The ladies of the house — a mansion, in this case — are heading to Vegas to meet the prodigal daughter who has taken up with a norteamericano That leaves patriarch Carlos (Juan Manuel Zacona) and his son Santiago (Ahcitz Azcona, the film’s writer, director, editor, producer and distributor alone for few games of tennis on their backyard clay court, and free time for a father-son get together with the lad’s godfather (Ricardo Niño).

But there are these phone calls, coming in on their land line. Carlos answers the first, which is of “organized crime has you in its sights”…be a shame if anything happened, pay us protection so that it doesn’t variety, in Spanish with English subtitles.

In a country where the class divide is this stark, where the gangsters have grown more brazen by the generation, with a reputation for corruption as old as the Republic itself, Carlos treats this as the fact of life it might be.

His brother was extorted, but it turned out to be a scam run by inmates from prison. That’s his assumption there. He hangs up on the Jabba the Hutt-growling villain, and stops picking up the phone. He advises Santiago to do the same.

Santiago, we learn, has a hard time following instructions. He won’t just talk to “the thug who’s going to kill you.” He’ll taunt him.

“Oh yeah?” he challenges the caller. “You’re so smart, what COLOR is my house?”

That ups the paranoia of both father and son, who see and hear threats everywhere, in every face they don’t recognize or pick-up truck that pulls up in front for no reason.

A refresher course on just how exposed the Internet — and Google maps in particular — leaves us all comes up. As does a little bitching about how Mexicans are Hollywood’s “favorite villains” these days.

But both men are on edge by what might be coming and the limited options in a state where the police are as unreliable as they are corruptible.

We wonder if one of the men has opened them up to this threat, wonder about online porn playing a part and count the hours until the Vegas vacationers return.

“Crab,” which may take its title from the ever-sideways way it moves, much like Mexican “progress” beyond the point where getting rich comes with kidnapping threats. If there’s another explanation for it, I missed it.

Because is one slooooooow 71 minute thriller. It opens with a remedial archival footage montage, showing Mexican history, strife and politics over the last century. That plays into the fact that all this is happening in the middle an election. There are also a number of false alarms in that first act, moments where the viewer or father or son wonder if their confrontation has arrived.

A favorite has a character with a pastry stuffed in his mouth, gag style, making us wonder if this is breakfast or he’s been taken hostage.

“The Inevitable Death” makes good use of the “inevitable” suspense of two guys facing some sort of reckoning, and not communicating well enough to reason their way out of it.

The minor letdown of the finale sees that suspense reach an intriguing, “inevitable” if not exactly action-packed peak.

Rating: unrated, profanity, threats of violence

Cast: Juan Manuel Zacona, Ahcitz Azcona, Ricardo Niño and Jesus Hernandez

Credits: An Azuma release, on Tubi and Amazon.

Running time: 1:11

Apparently, thirty minutes were whacked off the Nigerian running time of “Man of God,” a slick Nigerian “Nollywood” tale of the abused son of an abusive “prophet” and popular TV preacher who spends years dabbling with religion, pursuing a music career and juggling two or even three women as he works his way back to the church and the father who beat him without pity.

That hack-job editing makes this an almost incoherent film, with a laughably choppy narrative and abrupt jumps between scenes as it reduces a years-long story arc into a form that makes little logical sense.

But “Man of God” or “The Man of God” as it is sometimes titled, goes wrong right from the start. The “find-your-way-back-to-your-church-and-your-family” premise is ludicrously illogical given the movie’s warts-and-all treatment of Big Time Protestantism in one of Africa’s most populous countries.

The Prophet Josiah (Jude Chukwuma) is in the middle of a fire, brimstone and score-settling sermon with his devoted flock and huge choir in the palm of his hand in the opening scene.

“Let the airplane of my enemies CRASH into the sea,” he bellows. “Let every evil pregnancy conceived against me be ABORTED by FIRE.”

What the hell? Prophet Josiah is preaching the Gospel of Revenge? That “pregnancy” thing, is it a metaphor or a condemnation of accusing baby mamas?

The fact that he ducks outside to whip “the darkness” out of his distracted, pop-culture-loving, would-rather-play-with-my-friends little boy Samuel is no shock. This is one evil, self-righteous and vindictive bastard.

Of COURSE the kid grows up to be a secular singer and distracted college student, living with backup singer/hustler Rekya (Dorcas Shola Fapson), depending on his classmate and Fellowship (his former church) friend Teju (Osas Ighodaro), whose lovely friend and fellow Christian Joy (Atlanta Bridget Johnson) is the next to turn his head.

Sammy uses them all, turning his attention from each to the next depending on his needs, desires and whims. And all the pleas from Teju, and his mother, who sends him letters via Teju, that he “come back to the Fellowship” fall on deaf ears.

We’ve seen his reasons. We get it. Then why does the movie insist on being about that “journey back” to a place that scarred him for life?

Nigerian Christianity takes a pummeling in this Shola Dada (“The Bridge”) screenplay. Self-righteous, smugly judgmental — those are the pastors and bishop Sammy crosses path with and even works for as a church music director during his journey.

He can’t shake his cynicism any more than he can clean up his language, even after he’s married, abandoned his secular music dreams and supposedly ended his womanizing.

As in a soap opera, temptation, it seems, is everywhere. This “business” attracts unsavory “types,” Sammy included, seems to be the message.

But we don’t have to consider “Sammy King” a righteous man to think he’s got a point. His father was toxic. The movie never gets us past that “He has no BUSINESS going back to church or reconciling with that family.”

The cynical son inherited some of the old man’s rage, which he brings to his later work. He would rather name his own church “Enemies of Satan” than his wife’s idea — “Vineyard of Love.” Positive branding pays, I guess.

The performances aren’t bad, although a couple lean towards “broad and cartoonish.” The production values are good, and the musical interludes well-staged and sung.

It’s still a mess of a movie, with no flow to its long, meandering narrative (I see why they chopped it, but they should have done a better job of it.). And “Man of God” never wants to let us connect with a character we’d root for. The misused women are but accessories and Sammy comes close to being as repellant as the father we meet in the opening scene.

Whatever the promise of its title, whatever the “redemption story” this film wants to tell, it never for a minute makes us root for that redemption, that religion or that this anti-hero whom we are forced to accept needs to find his way “back” to it.

Rating: TV-MA, sexual situations, profanity

Cast:Akah Nnani, Osas Ighodaro, Atlanta Bridget Johnson, Dorcas Shola Fapson and
Jude Chukwuma.

Credits: Directed by Bolanle Austen-Peters, scripted by Shola Dada. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:51

The anime exception to the rule that “If you can tell a story more easily without animation, why animate?” is given a pretty serious test by “Pompo the Cinephile,” a movie about the magic of the movies.

Sure, it was based on a manga (graphic novel), so it’s already anime-adjacent.” But this film, titled “Eiga Daisuki Pompo-san” in Japan, is a fairly conventional inside-a-film-production dramedy — paying lip service to film as “art,” but celebrating B-movies, and featuring a movie within a movie with just a whiff of “A Star is Born” to its set up.

The anime touches include shy, wrapped-too-tight “kids” — one given her big break, the other a production assistant abruptly handed directing duties by an impulsive kewpie-doll pixie studio chief (with the voice to match). Characters shriek — aurally and visually — and take the vapors over this mistake, that shocking piece of good fortune. “Those big anime eyes” that Robin Williams jokes about in the Hollywood animation “Robots” are everywhere, and there’s a lot of music.

And the setting is an alternate anime reality of “Nyallywood,” where the Nyallywood Awards are Oscar statuettes with cat heads. Hellooooo kitty.

But the story is perfectly mundane. Green newcomers get their big break and work with a legendary actor on location in Switzerland. We’re treated to the shooting of a movie, editing a movie, fretting over location budgets and reshoots and an old timer’s advice that to be a great director, one has to find ways to sing “your aria,” that showpiece that composers build into their operas and that give the singers their best chance to show off. All of these are familiar tropes in “magic of making movies” movies. A classic one is even referenced, and ridiculed as “too long” here — “Cinema Paradiso.”

Gene Fini (voiced by Hiroya Shimizu) is the shy and apprehensive production assistant to studio boss Pomponette (a flower), “Pompo” for short. She’s a flatly-designed high-pitched, highly-strung redhead who inherited her B-movie empire from her grandfather, who still occasionally drops by to see that “the screen is filled with cute asses.” Pompo — voiced by Konomi Kohara — got her basic philosophy of movies from him.

“As long as the lead actress is attractive, it’s a good movie,” she preaches.

Films need to run about 90 minutes. Going longer is “insulting” the audience. A shot at Marvel and the Potter pictures?

A typical film from Peterzen Studios was “Guns Akimbo” in the past, and is “Marine” today. It’s a creature feature with a curvaceous, bikini-clad surfing heroine who confronts a sea monster. It stars studio “It” girl Mystia (Ai Kukama). Gene is delivering coffee and donuts to this production, frantically taking notes of everything he sees to understand how a film set works.

Bleary-eyed and frazzled, Gene sees one of those perfect cinematic moments — a pretty young woman splashing in a puddle at a crosswalk — on his way into the office. That young woman turns out to be an aspiring actress. That young woman just auditioned for Pompo.

And despite thinking she’d incompetently blown her chance, despite Gene being late for work and missing that audition, Pompo decides to write a script pairing up this meek newbie Natalie Woodward (Rinka Ôtani) with screen icon Martin Braddock (Akio Ōtsuka) .

“Meister” will be about an exacting, legendary conductor touched by meeting a not-so-manic-pixie-dreamgirl. And after letting Gene edit the trailer to “Marine,” Pompo decides to make him a director.

Epiphanies come during the agonizing process of editing, Pompo’s director-grandpa revels in the pleasures of editing on old fashioned celluloid and scenes are rethought out in ways that show Gene has an eye, all “inside the movies” conventions common to “making my first movie/follow my dream” stories.

But the animation is gorgeous and not particularly anime-jerky, with multi-plane camera shots that take us through clouds and into the Alps, beautiful cityscapes and dazzling split-screen bits during Gene’s editing nightmare — 72 hours of footage that must be turned into a film “no longer than 90 minutes.”

I still don’t see why this not-that-fantastical fantasy needed to be animated, and no, “just because it’s a manga” is not reason enough. It’s nobody’s idea of a deep dive into making movies, and not even a particularly entertaining take on the subject.

But it panders to cinephiles in some pleasant ways, has attractive leads and doesn’t go much over 90 minutes. So it must be “good,” right?

Rating: unrated, mild profanity, leering bikini sequences commented on lasciviously

Cast: The voices of Rinka Ôtani, Hiroya Shimizu, Konomi Kohara, Ai Kukama and Akio Ōtsuka.

Credits: Scripted and directed by Takayuki Hirao, based on a manga by
Shôgo Sugitani. A GKids release.

Running time: 1:34

Don’t let the bad pun in the title scare you off the wine country mystery “Brut Force.”

Writer-director Eve Symington’s debut feature is a solid, engrossing film noir set in California’s pinot noir terroir. It’s the sort of smart, simply-shot, well-acted indie film that you wish more first-time filmmakers would aim for, instead of this “I’ll get my start with a cheap horror movie” mantra that they must drill into the kids in film school.

Symington created a marvelous star vehicle for her younger sister Lelia Symington, casting her as an inquisitive just-fired-reporter who starts looking into some shenanigans aimed at the migrant workers who pick the grapes at her step-dad’s vineyard in tiny, working class Santa Lucia de las Frutas. The can of worms she opens brings land ownership history, dirty tricks, violence, arson, corrupt cops and small town politics into play.

It’d make an interesting news story, if she was still working for the magazine we see her smirking her way out of, carrying everything from her desk with her as this guy — we assume her boss — rants and rails at her in an introductory scene.

In an instant, Sloane Sawyer’s character is set up. As befits the name, she comes from money. Symington plays her with the cocksure self-confidence that comes from that, a good education, journalism experience, that lack of self-consciousness worn by the unassumingly beautiful and a life that’s toughened her up.

Doesn’t matter that Sloane drives an ancient Toyota. This is her town or her stepdad’s town, and she’ll stick her nose wherever she wants. That boy that crushed on her in high school’s now a cop, and this creep who snaps “Be gone, college girl” is a guy she sent to the hospital senior year.

And there’s no worrying about a place to stay, so long as vintner stepdad (Sidney Symington) still has the hacienda, the winery, the land and the clout in this two vineyard town.

Sloane spies the hoodie-wearing dirty trickster harassing the Latin farm workers, starts asking around about a suspicious fire and starts getting her tires slashed.

Whatever’s going on here, the pickers — people she regards as family — are scared. And you’ve got to figure her semi-estranged stepfather — mom is dead — knows something, and that maybe the matriarch of a rival vineyard (Patricia Velasquez) is mixed up in it.

Director Symington takes her time unraveling this simple story with a lot of “history” in its moving parts. Tyler Posey comes in as “friend of a friend” and finds himself looking for the same winery employee (Vico Escorcia) that Sloane would like a word with.

Romantic sparks might fly if the ex-Angelino can dial down her snark. A local “activist” council member blathers away about how “Congress” might be her next step.

“They can have you.”

Someone speaks of her recently-deceased mother in “I’m sure she was a wonderful woman” platitudes.

“You didn’t know her.”

Not every player has the screen presence of our leading lady, so director Symington never lets a scene go by that Lelia Symington isn’t in the center of.

The mystery is somewhat diffuse before it finally starts to come into focus for the third act. Wine making is only glimpsed in picking montages and grape-crushing sequences, which feels like a waste of milieu.

Ah, but “Chinatown” wasn’t really about Chinatown, was it, Jake? “Brut Force” is about land, who controls it, and who will do whatever to get his or her hands on it.

The production values are modest but TV movie adequate, and that goes for the film as well. Director Symington puts some effort into creating the milieu that Sloane came from, and sending her into it thinking she’s a bull in a china shop even if she doesn’t have that sort of throw weight.

You can kind of pick up on this or that element that would probably make a larger distributor pass on putting this film out there, and the finale is kind of a melodramatic wash. But that takes nothing away from its virtues.

Eve Symington set her sister up for stardom with “Brut Force.” Maybe Lelia can return the favor next time out. But about that title…

Rating: unrated, violence, profanity

Cast: Lelia Symington, Tyler Posey, Sidney Symington, Patricia Velasquez, Vico Escorcia and Chase Mullins

Credits: An XYZ release.

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There’s an optimism in every DisneyNature release, each timed to fall on Earth Day. No matter how embattled, threatened or tested nature is by a human race unwilling to switch off their SUV engine while we sit watching cat videos on our iPhone, a “nature will endure” ethos is the bullet point messaging.

But even on a film about a “Polar Bear?”

Veteran British nature documentarian Alastair Fothergill and his “Penguins” director partner Jeff Wilson give us a sober-minded call to action in this beautifully-shot film, empathetically narrated by Catherine Keener, who tells the story from an “ice bear’s” point of view, a bear with nostalgia for the less-climate-changed past.

“The home of my childhood is changing,” she notes. “The ice we depend on is melting away.”

That point is repeated in the film, as you’d expect from any movie documenting the state of “ice bears” — a clever bit of absolutely vital Disney re-branding — on a heating planet Earth. “Fire and ice” have been eternal foes is how she narrates the problem. “Fire is winning.”

“Polar Bear” takes us through this bear’s childhood, the ways Keener’s bear cub and her brother were taught to hunt and scavenge and survive in a climate which threatens them directly and indirectly. The ice the bears need is even more necessary for seals to breed and raise their pups. The bears need not just the ice to get from place to place, but the seals that need it make up a major part of their diet.

So we see things bears do to keep going between rarer and rarer whole meals — seaweed chewing, learning about “finding small scraps (bird nests) in hard times” and the like.

Hunting sequences depicted here are graphic, but not bloody. The omnipresent threat of gigantic menacing “males” to mothers and cubs — ursine cannibalism is on the rise — give the film a touch of suspense. But perhaps the saddest image is of the Arctic permafrost melting into a muddy muck in summers “that grow longer and longer.”

There’s no talk of giving up, of acknowledging that the last five years of reactionary anti-environmental revanchism in America and abroad — but especially in the U.S. — may have been fatal to the climate that’s been more or less constant for thousands and thousands of years.

Disney may be nagged into pushing back against its far right political allies thanks to a more gay tolerant workforce. But there are limits to what the Mouse that Ate Florida will do to poke the bears of Florida politics, whom they have financed and propped up just to maintain their corporate freedom of action in the overdeveloped swampland of Central Florida.

A DisneyNature film a year doesn’t change the corporate ethos that would make these sprawling parks more green — allowing light rail that would get tourists from airports, hotels and train stations to their cash cow attraction without choking the roads with Smogwagons, etc.

Perhaps that’s where the optimism in “Polar Bear” comes from. They see the problem, but there’s still money to be made from expressing concern while in the deepest, dollars-driven denial.

DisneyNature allows a global corporation to finance great nature filmmakers’ projects that pay lip service to the problem without having to admit “We, as a company, don’t mean it.”

Rating: PG, bears hunting seals

Whatever

Cast: Narrated by Catherine Keener.

Credits: Directed by Alastair Fothergill and Jeff Wilson, scripted by David Fowler. A DisneyNature release on Disney+.

Running time: 1:25

They were the first all-female rock band to put out an album on a major label, a fixture on concert tours, opening for Deep Purple, Jethro Tull and others, and a “novelty act” mainstay of TV musical variety shows of the early ’70s.

“They came along ten years too soon,” was the knock on Fanny, which broke up before ever cracking the top of the charts. That explains why they’d been mostly forgotten, until no less a luminary than David Bowie weighed in on them in Rolling Stone Magazine in 1999.

“One of the most important female bands in American rock has been buried, almost without a trace.”

“Fanny: The Right to Rock” remembers this seminal hard-blues/glam band that earned enthusiastic reviews and “proved girls could rock” every time they plugged in. As Canadian Bobbi Jo Hart’s film demonstrates, they may not have made as big a mark as guitarist-singer and contemporary Suzi Quatro, but women from Cherie Currie (The Runaways) to Kate Pierson (B-52s), Kathy Valentine (The Go-Go’s) and The Bangles caught them live or on TV and were inspired to take up the mantle by this “ferocious” quartet fronted by two Filipino American sisters, Jean and June Millington.

That “Filipino” connection never came up in reviews and profiles of the group back in the day, nor did the fact that with any given lineup, half the band was gay. Members of Fanny talk about those burdens, added to the uphill struggle of invading “a man’s world” by singing and playing guitar-driven rock at the birth of metal and glam.

A host of British TV’s “Old Grey Whistle Test” at the time introduced Fanny — whose name was even more provocative in the UK — as a band “conquering male chauvinistic hearts,” one show at a time. Helen Reddy introduced them on her variety show as “The Queens of Rock’n Roll.”

And watching their live performances — Joan Baez-length hair thrashed with early Metallica intensity, chunky power chords and howled vocals, you see what she means and you wonder why they never quite got there.

Fun anecdotes include accounts of their swinging days rehearsing and naked swimming and wandering the halls of the Warner/Reprise Records rented Fanny Hill Mansion, where they let Bonnie Raitt live with them just as she arrived in LA. A later LP’s studio sessions with producer Todd Rundgren (who made Meatloaf a star) got their then-drummer so hot she stripped to pasties, with Rundgren gamely joining her as moral support.

The Millington sisters, two different drummers — Brie Darling and Alice de Buhr — and replacement guitarist Patti (sister of Suzi) Quatro talk about those heady years, the near misses and “almost made its” that decorate many a rock documentary of the “Anvil” school. Fanny broke up for the last time just before their best-charting single, the naughty novelty “Butter Boy,” came out in 1975.

Their musicianship– praised by Def Leopard’s Joe Elliott, members of Bowie’s band and critics far and wide, was unquestionable, with some of the members moving on to session work or playing with tour bands for Carole King, Robert Palmer, Jimmy Buffett and others after Fanny disbanded.

The reasons for their “almost” status are explained as due to timing and producer/manager mishandling — attempts to sex up the act — rather than their of-their-time music.

There’s enough bad blood lingering that one key member of the quartet declined to participate in the film, which tied into an abortive “re-launch” of the band with a new LP back in 2018. That robs “Fanny” the film of its punch.

It’s still a fascinating argument for yet another major omission from the Rock’n Roll Hall of Fame (only eight percent of inductees are women, and Stevie Nicks was inducted twice), and an argument not just for their inclusion, but for a Rock Hall “Old Timer’s/Big Influences” committee to rectify the Jann Wenner/Springsteen & Friends slant that has dominated its nominees and inductees since the beginning.

The band’s rippling impact is undeniable. Members host “rock camp for girls” at a music center one of them runs. And just the other night I was walking by a local Guitar Center when two wild-haired short-skirted teens strode out, giggling with delight at the Les Paul replicas they’d just picked up. From Fanny and Quatro and The Pleasure Seekers to The Runaways, The Go Go’s, L7 to Warpaint, ready to drag an axe through the glass ceiling that Fanny first broke.

Rating: unrated, nudity, profanity

Cast: June Millington, Jean Millington, Brie Darling, Alice de Buhr, Patti Quatro, Bonnie Raitt, Joe Elliott, Kate Pierson, Kathy Valentine, Cherie Currie, John Sebastian, Richard Perry and Todd Rundgren.

Credits: Scripted and directed by Bobbi Jo Hart. A Film Movement release.

Running time: 1:36