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This “true story” weeper is about a woman who chased her dream to London, only to get diagnosed with MS years later.

“I want to go home” where there just might be an old flame willing to “Take My Hand.”

Aug. 29 is when this drama drops.

An 18th century tale of the horrors of settling Terra Australis? Color me…intrigued.

Shudder has this one, which will enjoy a brief theatrical release June 21, and stream thereafter.

Robert Parrish was a child actor, then one of the best editors in Hollywood before he became a film director. And while he was no David Lean, still the most famous editor to cross over into calling all the shots on the set, Parrish was a skilled craftsman whose films were always competent and polished, even the ones that didn’t quite work.

In his later years, he wrote one of the best memoirs about “the business,” “Growing Up in Hollywood.”

I can’t remember what he said in that book about “Fire Down Below,” one of the most lavish productions of 1957 — Rita Hayworth, lured out of a four year “retirement” to star as the on-the-lam redhead who comes between Robert Mitchum and Jack Lemmon, Technicolor and Cinemascope wide screen, filmed on location in Trinidad and Tobago.

But the evidence of what went right and what didn’t come off is right there on the screen, a lavish movie awash in “local color” that “limbos” out of the gate and gets up a fine head of steam before settling into torpid, inert melodrama that loses track of its leading lady for much of the third act.

The editor turned director had to recut what apparently was a story, told mostly in flashbacks (similar to Hayworth’s Welles classic, “The Lady from Shanghai”) to get his real “star” on the screen earlier.

That turns over the long, languid third act to a sailor trapped on a slowly-burning freighter, and the harbor master (Herbert Lom) and port doctor (Bernard Lee) who are among those trying to save him.

But the picturesque tale of two boat bums smuggling a gorgeous and often “kept” European refugee with “no papers” from port to port has a lot to recommend it until it goes wrong.

And producer Albert “Cubby” Broccoli was so enamoured of the experience that he and Harry Saltzman would buy the rights to Caribbean resident Ian Fleming’s James Bond and make “Dr. No” and other films in this exotic world that few, back then, had traveled to.

Mitchum’s the grizzled old salt Felix and Lemmon’s Tony a Korean War veteran who have met and bought the old wooden coaster “Ruby,” making ends meet by smuggling this or that form of contraband, with help from their Trinidadian crewman Jimmy Jean (Edric Connor, terrific) and a shady bartender middle-man (Anthony Newley, perfectly oily).

It takes a lot of negotiating to talk them into human trafficking. Irena (Hayworth) sits by as the latest man to “keep” her and the two friends haggle over the risk and the price.

“I’m coming from nowhere, illegally, and I’m on my way to nowhere, equally illegally” is all she’ll say.

Over the course of their journey from “San Juan” to “Santa Nada,” they will stop for Carnivale and a swim. Tony will fall for Irena and Felix will fail to sway him about her true nature, her sordid past and the ways she’s always been “kept” by men who fall under her spell.

Novelist, playwright and screenwriter Irwin Shaw (“The Young Lions,””Rich Man, Poor Man”) turned the Max Catto novel into a script filled with pungent dialogue.

“Forget it. Forget me. I always get by somehow.””Sometimes you wonder what God had in mind when he invented the male sex.” “I’m waiting for someone to touch me with kindness.”

Hayworth cuts loose with hair-flinging abandon in a street dance scene during Carnivale that shows us exactly why Columbia kept her under contract all those years. Mitchum was just settling into his world weary cynicism and Lemmon’s still in his eager beaver “Mister Roberts/The Apartment” youth.

Connor’s singing baritine Jimmy Jean is both a stereotype and a lot more, as we see in this film the slow pace of change in the cinema’s treatment of Black characters. An actor had to bring a lot of presence to expand the reach of a role in such performances, and Connor does. It’s a pity he didn’t come along 20 years later, or that Hollywood didn’t fully evolve after “Casablanca.”

Port doctor Lee would go on to play “M” in the Broccoli-produced Bond pictures, and Lom would become the object of Inspector Clouseau’s torment in those Peter Sellers comedies. Parrish, the director, would make two Sellers films of his own.

This movie? It’s got a lot to offer, even if it finished narrowly in the red when it came out and didn’t figure in anybody’s “best films” lists, then or now. Whatever its failings, “Fire Down Below” didn’t end anybody’s career.

Think of it as a multi-million dollar location scout for James Bond movies, one with Rita and Mitchum and Good Neighbor Jack along for the slow boat ride over the gin-clear waters of the Caribbean Sea.

Rating: TV-PG

Cast: Rita Hayworth, Robert Mitchum, Jack Lemmon, Edric Connor, Bernard Lee, Herbert Lom and Anthony Newley

Credits: Directed by Robert Parrish, scripted by Irwin Shaw, based on a novel by Max Catto. A Columbia release on Tubi, Amazon, et al.

Running time: 1:56

An engaging, accomplished cast and an insistently light tone recommend “Ezra,” another road trip bonding tale about autism and loved ones struggling to understand it.

The audience is always in on the “teachable moments” in movies from “Rain Man” and “The Last Right” to “Ezra.” We learn about autisim just as parents and strangers do in the movie.

The autistic character in such films invariably is a “Hollywood” version of “on the spectrum” — funny in just the right doses, contrived to be “manageable” when its convenient to the plot, with meltdowns just as predictable. But as loved ones and the medical community learn and pass on more about autism, screenwriters take that as license to lean hard on variations of “cute.”

Bobby Cannavale stars as Max, a former comedy writer who has aged into an edgy, confessional stand-up comic. His act has its funny bits, but it takes on other tones when he stops talking about his cranky ex-chef Dad (Robert DeNiro) and starts talking about “my son, Ezra.”

Ezra, played by William A. Fitzgerald, is a bespectacled autistic tween, growing up in Manhattan with his realtor Mom (Rose Byrne) and “making progress,” from “not talking” to “never shuts up.” He still can’t stand to be touched, still struggles with manic attention to movies and TV he’s exposed to — mostly when he’s visiting his Dad.

Quoting “Breaking Bad” doesn’t go over well in middle school. But maybe all that funny profanity eases the bullying.

“Fire in the hole, bitch!”

Max is on the cusp of a “big break,” as his agent (Whoopi Goldberg) has talked a talent scout for Jimmy Kimmel’s show into checking out his act. Being a father of a child with uncertain health and special needs, she’s figured Kimmel will dig this. Being a devoted dad, Max isn’t sure he can work this “break” in.

And meeting with reps from Ezra’s latest Hoboken school shows mother Jenna’s negotiating skills, and Max’s volcanic temper. She won’t say it, but Ezra’s picked up on the idea that she thinks his condition is inherited from Max, and that Max takes after his old man, the short-tempered union doorman, Stan (DeNiro).

That agent may not know that. But she knows something’s self-destructive about Max.

“I really want you to fly. But you’ve GOT to stop blowing up the runway!”

Ezra gets yanked from school and earns further attention from The State. So Max lashes out by grabbing the kid and taking him on a road trip.

“I’m saving my son’s LIFE!”

And nothing Jenna or her new man (Max won’t sign the divorce papers) Bruce (played by director Tony Goldwyn) can do will stop the reckoning that will come when they or the authorities catch up to them.

Cannavale as a frustrated stand-up comic works, even if the material is more believably-acted and filmed than amusing. Byrne is wonderfully under control as a mother who perhaps understands her child better, even if his indulgent Dad — who takes him, in costume, to Lebowski Fest — is the boy’s truest bond.

And Old Man DeNiro suggests a tempestuous hardcase who has mellowed, just a little, in this grandfather figure.

Goldwyn peppers his supporting cast with great players who find fun things to do around the edges. Goldberg’s agent has a habit of taking towering, over-40 Max into her lap. Rainn Wilson plays an amusing ex-comic and old pal who runs a kids camp in Michigan. Jacqueline Nwabueze plays an adorable Sengalese nun working at the camp.

And Vera Farmiga brings her brand of warmth to an old flame.

“Ezra’s” perfectly agreeable, pretty much start to finish. But boy, do the contrived elements of this plot — the ongoing pursuit of “Kimmel,” the underage kid’s mouthy “stepping on the punchline” habit when he’s in the comedy clubs as Dad does his act — grate.

The struggle between “cute” and “cloying” is real, and tends to blunt the emotional impact of the story.

But Goldwyn’s light touch ensures that the picture is never less than watchable, even if “Ezra” does have its share of “give me a break” moments.

Rating: R, profanity, fisticuffs, sexual situations

Cast: Bobby Cannavale, Rose Byrne, William A. Fitzgerald, Tony Goldwyn, Whoopi Goldberg, Rainn Wilson, Vera Farmiga and Robert De Niro

Credits: Directed by Tony Goldwyn, scripted by Tony Spiridakis. A Bleecker Street release.

Running time: 1:41

Never much of a fan of these films. A few laughs, but not much beyond that. Slim pickings, even for a comic book adaptation.

A few pronoun jokes, a little of the old ultra-violence, and then we get our Tom Hardy back.

October.

If you’re not old enough to remember the original, unadulterated opening credits crawl to “Star Wars,” I envy you your youth, and pity you not growing up in a cinematic era where the value inherent in the Latin phrase “In Media Res” was lost.

It’s the term we use for joining a “story” that’s already in progress.

In “Star Wars,” we’re told in that opening, that we’re joining a story already in progress, as in the old movie serials George Lucas was paying homage to, and that radio’s Firesign Theatre sent up with its contemporaneous audio cartoon, “Flash Bazbo, SPACE Explorer,” we’re picking things up “When we last left Flash…”

We’re hurled into action and ordered to make sense of it via dialogue with snippets of exposition, semiotics — villains clad in black, storm trooper minions in menacing sneering helmets, heroine and heroine dressed in white — and the instinct to root for the underdogs, those under attack.

The crawl tells us this is “Episode IV: A New Hope.” So we’ve missed three installments of this tale that would have gotten us to this point. And we were FINE with that.

George Lucas’s original script included lots of world-building and what became, in essence, backstories for Luke, the Skywalker clan, Ben Kenobi, Han Solo, Jabba and Gredo. Jump-starting the tale in the middle was one of the luckiest strokes of “We’ve gotta cut this” in the history of cinema.

A big lesson was learned with that blockbuster, one Spielberg and Lucas ran with for “Raiders of the Lost Ark.” We don’t need to see a child, wrapped in swaddling clothes, born on Krypton. Hurl us into the action, take our breath away, and put Indie on the run from Nazis, Natives and “Snakes. I HATE Snakes!”

Fangirl and fanboy mania for “origin stories” took over the movies in the ’90s and really hasn’t let go in the decades since. So we’ve been treated to “Young Indiana Jones Chronicles,” inane “Star Wars” prequels — “Rogue One” being the only one that works — and now a prequel that’s a sequel and a genuine box office bomb in the bargain, “Furiosa.”

We saw Mel Gibson become “Mad Max.” But only AFTER “The Road Warrior” blew up, a stand-alone thriller that didn’t need the no-budget origin story most of us missed in limited release, a tale of Mel’s highway patrolman losing his family and his civilization, but not his police pursuit vehicle, when The World Ended.

The dazzling “Fury Road” was set later in the saga, in this George Miller post “oil wars” “universe.” We didn’t need to see Charlize Theron’s character’s origin story, didn’t need to see how she lost her arm. “Unecessary” was a word that turned up in a lot of reviews, even the laudatory ones.

J.J. Abrams started his “Star Trek” saga with an origin story, and that’s been the rule for most of the big franchise pictures to come along since the ’90s. “Superman Returns” and the entire “Mission: Impossible” franchise were against the grain in starting their stories in media res.

Maybe “Furiosa” is a moment when one and all should remembering that Tolkien wrote a lot of backstory, back history and world building before starting “The Hobbit” in media res, that Lucas basically stumbled into the idea of joining that “galaxy far away,” and that Coppola got away with “Godfather Part 2,” and if you’re not Coppola, maybe asking yourself “Is this prequel really necessary?”should be your first order of business.

What “the studio suits” and accountants want isn’t always the easy money they think it will be. Let’s remember that prequels are “no brainers” just because fans say they want them, but that expecting fans to keep their word when you give them what the fickle dears claim they crave is not just a creative dead end. It can be a financial one, too.

Ex-con, con artist and beloved conservative “academic” Dinesh D’Souza’s latest wingnut documentary wasn’t his biggest hit.

But he’s made a pretty good living filming distortions of fact and history that play like Sean Hannity’s talking points on $787 million dollar settlement -Fox News. D’Souza, an Indian immigrant and election law violating felon, made an easy leap from academia to lecturing American conservatives on what they wanted to hear about our country, our history and our government — when it isn’t in the hands of felons.

However, as Rudy Giuliani found out when he started naming people and calling them election stealing “criminals,” when the facts don’t back to you, your lies will cost you a boatload of money.

D’Souza’s blathering blizzard of lies “2000 Mules” has been pulled from distribution as part of a settlement of a suit filed by someone D’Souza named as an election law violator.

Granted, he is an expert on the subject. But like most of what comes off his keyboard and out of his “Check my immigration status” mouth, it was a lie. “2000 Mules,” the “election fraud” alleging book and the film, will vanish. Will the Trump-allied con man ever get to make another movie?

His last “documentary,” like all the others, was a shameless distortion of the meaning of the word. All he’s ever “documented “was his smug willingness to pander to people gullible enough to believe his BS.

Great run while it lasted, eh Trumpling?

A couple of good action beats and half-decent climactic fight don’t alter the impression of “Bionic,” a cheesy Brazilian thriller about the bionic future of sports, and the crime that can be carried out when there are literal super humans among us.

Shrug off the low-stakes involved, try not to notice its too-easy-to-guess “twist” and forget any notion of the moral ambiguity that might have been what this picture is about. It’s slick, but just too dumb to get into.

Jessica Córes is our heroine and narrator, Maria, a long jumper and daughter of a world champion at the sport. When we meet her, she’s half-resigned to being second best to her younger sister (Gabz). She’ll never be as good as Gabi.

But it’s 2035, the “revolution” in sports is that bionics are competing in their own Olympics, and taking all the prize money and endorsements. Gabi lost a leg to cancer and was given a replacement that’s “faster, stronger” and metallic.

As athletes are willing to dive into “the new doping,” injuring themselves to get bionic improvements, that’s been made illegal. But Heitor (Bruno Gagliasso) is trying to do something about that. That’s why his bionic ex-boxer brother visits a safe deposit vault, assembles a bionic arm from a couple of boxes he opens, and raids the vault of diamonds after beating up the banker and a bunch of cops.

They’ll be able to buy black market NIMS chips that will allow athletes to make themselves bionic without permission, “freeing” them. Or so Heitor says.

The boxer brother dies, but Heitor seeks new bionics to help him achieve his aims. Maria gets his attention, and when she has a convenient accident, she takes on a bionic leg that will give her an athletic edge and Heitor an ally in whatever he’s got cooked up.

We and she figure out the obvious when she’s called into service.

“You’re supposed to HELP people, Heitor! Not MURDER them!”

Generic bionic training scenes set up the parameters. You don’t want to exceed “the chip’s capacity.” Sibling rivalry on the track is given a whiz-bang TV coverage holographic element as each outleaps the other.

The production design team gives the film a “Blade Runner” neon holography sheen, entire buildings turned into commercials and animated billboards shimmering on the rainy streets.

But the capers are generic, the stakes low, the characters thinly-developed and the odd cool effect can’t overcome how uninteresting this entire story and those facing off in it are, start to finish.

Rating: TV-MA, violence, sexual situations

Cast:Jessica Córes, Gabz, Bruno Gagliasso and Christian Malheiros

Credits: Directed by Afonso Poyart, scripted by Josefina Trotta. A Netflix release

Running time: 1:50

An alcoholic’s memoir becomes a Saoirse Ronan drama.

Looks scenic and dreamy, sounds literary, if a tad overfamiliar.

Keep an eye out for this one.

Just when you thought Kevin Hart was maybe figuring out that the “action star” shtick wasn’t really meant for “the little man.”

Just when you figured Netflix was the only sucker to buy into this wildly successful comic and product pitchman, a walking, joking “brand” who moved into reality TV about his “life” (or a fictionalized version of it), that “Lift” was his nadir, here comes Amazon to throw more money at him for a sequel to his “Die Hart” wet dream.

That series, about Kevin Hart hellbent on making that “action star” thing happen, ended up with him starring in a violent, action-packed reboot of “The Jeffersons,” just a comic actor realizing his dream. By the time it morphed into a “Die Hart”feature film, he had the likes of John Travolta, Josh Hartnett and Jean Reno in on the joke.

Of course, that experience only made him cockier, in front of and behind the camera. For the streaming feature film “Die Hart 2: Die Harter,” Kevin Hart plays Kevin Hart as a stupidly-rich, in-demand comedy star who decides he does his own stunts and pays a price for firing his stunt man.

Whatever virtues there are in the fights and chases here, and there aren’t many, the fact that there’s maybe one laugh in this sequel should be telling.

You USED to be funny, man. You used to make jokes, play funny characters and act in movies. This? This is just “content” pouring out of your make-another-buck-quick brain stem.

Nathalie Emmanuel plays Jordan, his reluctant co-star when Hart can’t get a studio to buy into his “improvised script” action extravaganza. Making a lunch-date pitch to a studio chief at a tony restaurant where Hart hires legions of bad guy stuntmen to take all the patrons hostage so he can show how badass he is by fighting his way out doesn’t work.

A mysterious Euro-backer has him convinced that the tranquilizer dart kidnapping of himself and Jordan is “part of the movie.” He’s “acting” for cameras that he’s sure are there.

Wait, that wasn’t scripted. “Rewrite? Pink pages?”

Very “Bowfinger.” Until first blood is drawn. Then they’re scrambling for their lives to figure out who’s out to kill them. Maybe the guy who trained the fired stunt man (also played by Hart) has some insight. He’s played by John Cena. He, too, can be funny. Just not here.

Cena’s the only big name star to sign on for this barely-scripted sequel. Ben Schwartz plays the over-eager assistant who lands that lone laugh. And he has to get tased to accomplish that.

The script is slapdash to the point of half-assed. It’s more of a concept, with added one-liners (meh) than a plotted picture. The direction, by “Die Hart” and “Weird: The Weird Al Yankovich Story” helmer Eric Appel, is as generic as all the TV he and Hart have made together.

Hart jokes about the arc of the movie-within-a-movie’s unfolding “plot,” how it’ll take a moment to show “This is me, now” and lecture him on how he’s “forgotten who you are, where you come from.”

Nope. That’s not it at all. Hart’s the same guy he’s always been — eager, grabbing every opportunity, even the ones not worthy of someone with his standing and bank account.

Hart’s a workaholic, so much so that keeping track of all the stuff he’s got in the works, online or wherever has got to be several assistants’ full time jobs. But he’s not the least bit selective. He’s lost the plot, and is just cashing in as fast as he can.

A former child star (“Freaks & Geeks”) who transitioned to ensemble comedies (“Think Like a Man”), buddy pictures galore (“Ride Along,” etc.) and blew up the stand-up world with stadium shows and self-financed films of those shows which made him a mint, Hart has long made bragging about his success his brand.

That stopped being funny before the closing credits of the first stand-up film where he trotted that shtick out. It’s way beyond “played” now. And he’s still doing it. And he’ll keep doing it until Netflix and Amazon see evidence that nobody’s watching him play and product-placement-plug “Kevin Hart” any more.

Rating: TV-16, violence, profanity

Cast: Kevin Hart, Nathalie Emmanuel, Ben Schwartz and John Cena.

Credits: Directed by Eric Appel, scripted by Tripper Clancy and Derek Kolstad. An Amazon Prime release.

Running time: 1:32