Sean Bean cast in Wachowski’s “Jupiter Rising” — yeah, he’ll probably get killed off

Nobody does a good death scene like our old pal Sean Bean.

Nobody. Ever since that 1995 Brosnan/Bond picture (“Goldeneye”), and the original “Lord of the Rings” (2001) he’s been the king of big screen versions of buying the farm.

No, it’s not all he does. But he does it so well.

The Wachowskis are following back to back epic flops (“Speed Racer,” “Cloud Atlas”) with another slice of sci-fi — “Jupiter Ascending.” Other hapless actors — Channing, Mila Kunis, Eddie Redmayne — are already in the cast.

And now Mr. Bean. Who will die. To be sure.

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“Guilt Trip” inspires Streisand to direct — again

The holiday road trip comedy “The Guilt Trip” didn’t do a lot of business. You could almost sense the eggshells that cast and crew were walking on around La Streisand, She who Would Not Work anywhere beyond a short drive from her Malibu home.

Kind of a problem for a ROAD TRIP comedy.

Anyway, after being pretty close to retired (the “Fockers” movies were all she’s done of late),. she has signed a deal to get back behind the camera and direct again. She did “Yentl” and “Prince of Tides” and “The Mirror Has Two Faces.”

No word yet on which project she’ll take on. Hopefully something that doesn’t require her to travel.

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Warners seeks to shut the door on future “Superman” suits

Not caped suits, but law suits. The endless haggling over the copyright, the legal “ownership” of Jerry Siegel’s creation, seemed over. Several times. Especially in January.

But since nothing is EVER settled in legal land, Warners is trying to shut the door on this once and for all.

While one can certainly sympathize with a creator who never got truly rich off his greatest creation, and the example Disney has set re: copyrights extended to infinity and beyond (Nobody else’s works are treated that way), Siegel did “sell” Superman, and his heirs didn’t do a thing to earn their “share” of his legacy.

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Rob Zombie’s “The Lords of Salem” isn’t exactly what you expect

Well, he HAS given up on attracting a decent cast. Thus, the White Zombie frontman has built the film around…his wife.
“The Lords of Salem” opens April 18 — in Italy.

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Weekend Box Office: Will “Identity Thief” pick everybody’s pocket?

“Identity Thief” has a subject that’s very much on the public mind, a couple of stars who are reliably funny and has been hyped to death in TV ads for a month.

Does that translate into a blockbuster opening weekend at the box office?

Box Office Mojo is betting that McCarthy and Bateman will be enough to guarantee a $25 million haul for the Seth “Horrible Bosses” comedy.

Mr. Box Office Guru sees things a little closer to what I’d expect — $18 million. Melissa McCarthy isn’t a big star, yet, and Jason Bateman has never been box office, despite having a decent track record in screen comedies.

Reviews will NOT help this one (mine is here).

“Side Effects” is too adult to blow up, so Steven Soderbergh’s last/next to last or whatever movie won’t be a blockbuster. But both the Guru and Mr. Mojo see that as an $11 million hit. It’s riding some pretty good reviews. (Mine here)

Is there a pent up audience for seeing “Top Gun” in IMAX 3D, a state of the art 1986 air combat actioner with the box office pariah Tom Cruise in the lead? No. But we’ll see. They’re charging ticket prizes through the nose.

“Warm Bodies” may hold onto audience and hit the mid $teens, and “Hansel & Gretel” should be in the top five as well.

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Next Interview: Questions for Keri Russell?

ImageShe’s got this adventurous new espionage series “The Americans” on FX, and a buzzed-about horror film, “Dark Skies,” opening later this month. Hoping it’s the next “Insidious” — family, dealing with supernatural goings on.

Keri Russell has moved on from that sweet young thing she was in “Felicity” and even in the wondrous “Waitress.” Girl’s got edge. Doubt it? Check out “The Americans.” “Felicity Does Felatio.”

Questions for Ms. Russell? I’m always looking for help, and usually readers have some great lines of questioning in mind. Post them as comments, and thanks!

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Most overused movie cliche of the day? “Hit by bus”

Here are 12 clever minutes, currently making the rounds of movie blogs, of a “shock” that no longer shocks — that Keatonesque “The car/train/whatever missed him/her. But the BUS/train/car hits him or her the moment we relax on our hero or heroine’s behalf. It was a feature of the original “Final Destination,” and has been done to death in the decade or so since.

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Movie Review: “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides”

Repetitious, tedious, and pretty much joyless, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” strains to reboot what was up until now a generally fun and always profitable cinematic enterprise. It’s a competent, energetic action romp, played with as much vigor as Johnny Depp can deliver, with a new spitfire (Penelope Cruz) as his female foil.

But the romping has lost much of its bounce. New director Rob Marshall (“Memoirs of a Geisha”) serves up an endless succession of occasionally inventive escapes Captain Jack Sparrow and his stunt team must manage. The longer this long movie goes on, the more wearying than thrilling they become.

And “Stranger Tides” is dark, literally. Please, Mr. Rob Marshall sir, can you spare a few more footcandles of light?

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Rupert Grint’s WWII movie, “Into the White,” ready for US release

It used to be a rite of passage for any actor — doing a war movie.
And World War II movies have filled the bill in that regard since John Wayne was dodging the draft.
Rupert Grint is a member of the crew of a British plane forced to hang out with the crew of a shot-down German plan in the snows of the Alps, one assumes. “Into the White” is a Magnolia release in the US, opening here April 13.

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Le Carre’s “Our Kind of Traitor” to star Ewan, Ralph Fiennes and Mads Mikkelson

As I said, I think, in my review of the very fine “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy,” when it comes to spy fiction, there’s John Le Carre, and then there’s everybody else. He’s the best, by such a wide margin that nobody else really belongs in the conversation.

So we’re going to see the follow-up to “Tinker,” “Smiley’s People,” in 2014.

And before that, the Aussies will get to host the shooting of “Our Kind of Traitor,” with Ewan McGregor starring as halfof a married couple that gets mixed up with Russian mobsters. Mads Mikkelson and Ralph Fiennes are also pretty much lined up, with a female lead yet to be cast.

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