Movie Review: “Road to Paloma” looks like no biker picture you’ve ever seen

palomaHis hair is long and black, his wardrobe has generous helpings of leather — wrist wraps, a vest. He is Native American and rides a motorcycle through the desert Southwest as if he was born to do just that.
Who is this hero and what is his quest?
That’s the intuitive first reaction to Jason Momoa and “Road to Paloma,” a film he stars in, co-wrote and directed, a simple yet spiritual biker-on-the-run odyssey that punches above its weight, thanks to compelling performances, serene moments of quiet and the most gorgeous cinematography of any American film this year.
Momoa plays Robert Wolf, a man hunted by the F.B.I.  A crime was committed against a loved one, and the criminal wasn’t punished. Wolf had his revenge.
“I couldn’t let him walk free,” Wolf explains to his father. Dad’s a Mojave Reservation police officer, a man who makes ceremonial knives as a hobby.
And since he’s played by Wes Studi (“Geronimo”), and thus has gravitas and credibility, we know he would never turn in his son long before he comes out and tells his boy that.
Momoa’s quest takes him South, and then North. He meets his Mojave family, and a companion biker on the road. Cash, played by co-writer Robert Homer Mollohan, is a hard-drinking two-fisted guitar player who isn’t above skipping out on the bill at a diner. Not Wolf.
They exchange poetic banalities about how “It’s not about the bike. It’s about getting on the road and bein’ free.” They dabble in unsanctioned brawling for cash, help people and Wolf, at least, has a romantic encounter with an exotic beauty driving an antique pink Cadillac (Momao’s wife, Lisa Bonet). All the while they’re pursued by a reluctant, Mojave-savvy Fed (Chris Browning) and the hardcase agent determined to bring Wolf to justice (Timothy V. Murphy).paloma2
What makes this simply simplistic story work is Momoa’s Eastwood-like love of silence. Rarely is an unnecessary line uttered, the back story is slowly and deliberately filled in and we’re never given more plot than is needed. Momoa brings a Wes Studi-like stillness to Wolf, which helps us forget that elaborate hairdo he has to keep out of his eyes.
And director of photography Brian Andrew Mendoza is a revelation — scene after scene of stunning images painted in sage and mesquite, turquoise skies and vermilion sunsets as backdrops to some of the most dazzling scenery any motorcyclist could ever hope to ride through.
Call it a vanity project or bargain basement movie mythos, but no hard-boiled biker picture ever looked or sounded like “Road to Paloma.” The production credit for WWE — World Wrestling Entertainment — just amplifies how unexpected and out of character this extraordinary feeling and looking genre picture is.
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MPAA Rating:R for language, sexuality and nudity, some drug use, and violence including an incident of sexual assault

Cast: Jason Momoa, Robert Homer Mollohan, Lisa Bonet, Wes Studi, Chris Browning, Timothy V. Murphy
Credits: Directed by Jason Momoa, written by Jason Momoa and Robert Homer Mollohan. An Anchor Bay/WWE release.
Running time: 1:31

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Movie Review: “Made in America,” Ron Howard’s not-quite-a-concert documentary

made2half-star6“Made in America” is a concert film where you never get to hear an entire song by any of the many groups performing.
It’s cluttered with backstage interviews with everyone from the artists who appear on stage, to the road crew, to a single mom/entrepreneur trying to launch her food truck business based on feeding the crowds, to a crabby little old lady whose apartment overlooks the Philadelphia park where this annual concert is held. She’s irked by all the “thump thump thump,” she gripes.
Then soul crooner Jill Scott pipes up, in the distance.
“See?” the apartment lady marvels to director Ron Howard. “That’s not bad.”
The Oscar-winning director hurled several camera crews at the first “Made in America” show, in 2012, trying to capture the diffuse musical political positivity that inspired rapper/producer/impresario Jay-Z to launch this concert series in a presidential election year.
He gives Jay-Z many opportunities to express how music brings people together, how this show is meant to let America see “how far we’ve come, accepting all cultures.”
Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam, one of the featured acts, talks about how the ugly state of politics today “is like bad weather,” and “people deserve clear skies.”
But Darryl McDaniel, the “DMC” of Run-DMC, gets the definitive word on the why and how of this show, which is now an annual event in Philly and Los Angeles.
“Music succeeds where religion and politics fail.”
The concert is a sampler that captures both music’s recent past, its present and possible future — snippets of Jay-Z and Pearl Jam, a warm Run-DMC reunion, rockers The Hives playing in tuxedos, spirited performances by blues-rocker Gary Clark, Jr., Rita Ora, Santigold, Mike Snow and DJ Skrillex. Ron Howard even gets a DJ lesson (not really) from Skrillex.
The wide range of genres and styles probably condemned the film to its sketchy brevity. But Kansas City throwback Janelle Morae, who fronts a big band and seems to channel the late James Brown in her performances, stands out.
Backstage, Morae explains her black and white wardrobe as her “uniform,” coming from a family of custodians, maids and garbage men. Some of the other “rise above my circumstances” stories ring hollow — Santigold’s parents were the ones who rose up from poverty, giving her a nice life and the option of music as a career. And Mike Snow’s “Eureka” moment, working at a summer job at a country club, deciding NOT to go to law school? Laughable.
But one of the security guys sums up the “gig” economy facing today’s young people better than any economist.
“You’ve got to have more than one hustle, today.”
As ephemeral as music styles and tastes are, a two year-old concert film has more historical value than it does currency, so hearing Run-DMC talk about their big break, or hearing elder statesman Jay-Z pronounce the DJ-driven “EDM” (electronic dance music) as “the music of the next generation, they’re claiming it as theirs,” is interesting. Some of the profane hip hop acts seem dated in the sea of upbeat soul, pop and alt-rock acts presented here. But Pearl Jam and Run-DMC, inspiring joyous sing-alongs to their hits, just seem timeless.
MPAA Rating: unrated, with lots of profanity
Cast: Jay-Z, Pearl Jam, The Hives, Jill Scott, Santigold, Janelle Morae, Rita Ora, Run-DMC
Credits: Directed by Ron Howard. A Phase Four Films release.
Running time: 1:33

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Movie Review: Linklater makes his big statement on growing up with “Boyhood”

boys4star4Twelve years in the making, filming a few scenes each year to capture kids as they progress through life, Richard Linklater’s “Boyhood” is an amazing achievement in telling an unremarkably remarkable life story.
It’s a film of cultural touchstones and life’s mileposts, striking in their familiarity, narrow in execution. “Boyhood” is like a fictional feature film version of the dazzling “56 Up” documentaries about British schoolkids, with the singular focus on a boy that could well be Richard Linklater: The Next Generation.
The director of “Dazed and Confused” cast young Ellar Coltane at six, making him his “Mason Evans.” Then he took Mason through a shy and curious childhood, his rebellious tweens, his quiet and considered teens and into a gregarious, smart and deep thinking — Linklaterish — college freshman. We watch a daydreaming, sullen but creative kid, never good at sports, never comfortable with the various men in his mother’s life, bickering with his older sister (Lorelei Linklater), but somehow avoiding many of the pitfalls that a more melodramatic movie would have interjected.
So we see his first creative moments — graffiti on a rural Texas underpass — his first job, his first beer. We don’t see that first kiss, but we glance that first girlfriend, then meet the first serious girlfriend. There’s the camera that becomes his artistic outlet, the way siblings of a broken marriage become closer, for security, as years go by, a sullen kid learning to come out of his shell.
“Boyhood” is a limiting title, because this movie is life itself, with every character following a lifelong story arc. And as that story progresses, they age — naturally.
So Mason’s haggard single mom (Patricia Arquette) makes mistakes with men and strains to get her family into the middle class, going back to college as we first meet her. She gains wrinkles, gains weight, pulls herself together (poor people have poor diets) and grows into herself as she does.
Their oft-absent dad (Ethan Hawke) was the same age when they married, but is a musician, day laborer and chatterbox dreamer who takes years to grow up even as his vintage GTO starts to show its post-restoration wear.
Samantha morphs from a sneaky, brother-baiting big sister into a Mean Girl who towers over her brother in his most awkward years, to a less annoying, more world wise college girl who understands him. She’s fascinating enough to warrant her own film.
And Mason grows from angel-faced boy through the Bieber-haircut years, into a gangly version of “Twilight’s” Taylor Lautner, then a taller, thinner Peter Dinklage look-alike on the cusp of college.
He absorbs life lessons — musical tastes and liberal politics from his dad, compassion and seriousness from his mom. A martinet of a drunken stepdad, a well-intentioned photography teacher and a dorky first-boss all ride him. Will the lectures pay off?
The “Dazed and Confused” casual drug use mixes with the “Slacker” questioning — “Is this all there is?” Working poor east Texas gives way to suburban San Marcos, and hip and happening Austin.
The casting pays great rewards in the third act, as a 12-year-long screen acting lesson, sharing scenes with Arquette and Hawke, turns Coltrane from an unpolished child actor into a subtle, brooding hearthrob.
“Boyhood” is too bloody long, but it’s hard to think of good places to cut. Every campout scene/teens-riding-in-cars moment is at least interesting, and they all create the texture of the times and that stage in someone’s life.
And then it stops, just as Mason is getting interesting and we’re the most interested. Just like “Boyhood” itself.
MPAA Rating:R for language including sexual references, and for teen drug and alcohol use
Cast: Ellar Coltrane, Patricia Arquette, Lorelei Linklater, Ethan Hawke
Credits: Written and directed by Richard Linklater. An IFC release.
running time: 2:42

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Movie Review: Nicolas Cage trots out more “Rage”

RageNicolas Cage as an actor is still a formidable screen presence, capable of an amazing moment, even in a mediocre movie.
But Nicolas Cage, as a movie star, just cannot get out of his own way.
After a nice little run with a passable thriller (“The Frozen Ground”), empathetic voice work in a winning cartoon (“The Croods”) and the critically acclaimed Southern Gothic jewel, “Joe,” he returns to bad form with “Rage,” a movie only a desperate need for the distraction of work or the steadiness of a paycheck can explain.
When the director’s nobody anyone has ever heard of, when the screenwriters’ credits scream “direct to video,” when the production is set to have you hurtling through the mean streets of Mobile, Alabama, a normal Oscar winner would be tempted to mutter “Let me think about it.” Not Cage.
“Rage” is an ultra-violent vengeance thriller of the “sins of the father” genre. Cage plays a former mobster whose teenage daughter (Aubrey Peebles) is kidnapped. It’s time for this” legitimate businessman” to round up his old running mates (Max Ryan, Michael McGrady), bust a few heads and find some answers.
Ignore the grizzled detective (Danny Glover) who warns him not to “Fall back on any of your old habits.”
Pay no heed to the former boss (Peter Stormare), confined to a wheelchair, who counsels him not to “show weakness,” to “bury” his hurt.
No, the brutal trio pile into a black Escalade and drive around town, pummelling, stabbing and shooting guys they figure “know something.” You know, “Stir the pot.”
This creates friction with the wife (Rachel Nichols).
“Is it over?”
“It’s just BEGINNING.”
And with the cop, who really is getting too old for this.
The knuckleheaded script gives away the game early on, but still has the characters go through the motion of killing a lot of people, most of them before they’re so much as asked “Who took my daughter?”
Cage goes all crazy-eyes once or twice, which is what his fans expect from him these days.
It’s the sort of action piece where the Russian mob boss is a bit of a philosopher, where brawny hit men put down their guns and sometimes peel off a shirt to show off their muscles and tattoos before delivering a beating.
“Rage” lets us see where all the money was spent — on Cage, and on a noisy, metal-rending car chase through scenic Mobile. It’s head-slappingly dumb, it’s dull and even the novelty of filming outside of the over-filmed Los Angeles adds nothing.
We’re way too familiar with the look of Cage in a rage. Any hope that he’ll make a poor script watchable, or even get out of his own way, is dashed within minutes of the opening credits. He deserves better, but he seems to be the only one who doesn’t realize this.
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MPAA Rating: unrated, with lots graphic violence
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Rachel Nichols, Aubrey Peebles, Michael McGrady, Max Ryan, Peter Stormare
Credits: Directed by Paco Cabezas, written by Jim Agnew, Sean Keller. An Image Entertainment release.
Running time: 1:38

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Movie Review: “Redwood Highway” is a mild-mannered road picture romance

redwoodShirley Knight, whose first screen appearance was in 1955’s “Picnic” and who collected her first Oscar nomination for 1961’s “The Dark at the Top of the Stairs,” gets the spotlight one more time in “Redwood Highway,” playing a woman who walks from a retirement home to the coast of Oregon just to prove she can.
It’s a tepid road picture comedy, a journey of discovery with little new to say and even less to reveal about her character — curmudgeonly Marie, a woman who sneaks off for her 85 mile trek because “They’ve taken my house, and my car. But the haven’t taken my legs, yet!”
“They” in this case means mainly her son (James Le Gros). Marie avoids his visits, doesn’t hesitate to remind him of his failed marriage and refuses to his daughter’s wedding out of spite.
“You’d push me right in my coffin,” she growls.
A phone message from her embittered granddaughter (Zena Grey) gives Marie second thoughts. So she raids the breakfast buffet, packs her tiny backpack and sets out from Grants Pass to the coast, following the “Redwood Highway” that is right along the Oregon/California border.
Along the way, she meets cute kids and helpful, hiking teenagers, a bartender and a driftwood artist.
Tom Skerritt, of “M.A.S.H.” and “Alien” and “Steel Magnolias” plays the artist, a cuddly, overly friendly sort who might have given this movie a little more of the many things it lacks. That “lacks” list starts with urgency, as the search for Marie has none and the wedding plans continue. Other shortcomings include charm (the Skerritt scenes have those) and interesting incidents. She stops at the Great Cats World Park, a roadside attraction, a couple of campgrounds, and a bar where she gets loaded. And along the way she meets virtually no one of interest.
Compare this to “The Way,” Martin Sheen’s hike through Spain, or David Lynch’s “The Straight Story,” which sends an old man cross-country on a quest by riding lawnmower. “Redwood” is a road picture without landmarks.
Marie may have flashbacks, seeing some sailor she knew long ago. She may gripe that she needs to do this herself. But even her griping is mild-mannered, lacking comic edge or anything revealing about her personality.
So as fit and well-preserved as Ms. Knight remains, “Redwood” is a bland star vehicle for her, a scenic trip with nothing much to recommend it aside from that scenery.

MPAA Rating: PG-13 for thematic elements including a scene of menace
Cast: Shirley Knight, James Le Gros, Tom Skerritt, Zena Grey
Credits: Directed by Gary Lundgren, written by James Twyman and Gary Lundgren. A Monterey Media release.
Running time: 1:30

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SONY-LHOS-01_27x40_hires_041314 .inddTo hear the co-stars tell it, the decision to make the indie dramedy “Land Ho!” was all “Location, location location.”

“There wasn’t any script,” Earl Lynn Nelson (“Passenger Pigeons”) says. “Martha (co-writer/director Martha Stephens) called me up and said, ‘Would you like to go to Iceland? For a month?’ I said ‘Yeah.'”

Paul Eenhoorn, star of “This is Martin Bonner,” says that the location for “Land Ho!” is “spiritually, visually, just stunning. I like geology and geography, and Iceland has plenty of both. It’s so bloody beautiful and alien — black mountains and bright white glaciers, huge waterfalls, geysers. It’s a dream location, and you can do it all in a few days. Not that you’d want to.”

“The people are nice.,” Nelson pipes in. “They speak better English than we do. They’re kind of conservative, in a way. But on Friday and Saturday nights, they party like there’s no tomorrow.”

Off camera, the two men are seemingly every bit as mismatched in real life as they are in “Land Ho!” The film takes two former brothers-in-law on an old-guys-cut-loose vacation in Iceland.

Nelson, 72, is a garrulous Kentucky eye surgeon who likes to “sip and talk. A lot.” He’s taken up acting in indie films late in life. Eenhoorn, 65, is a native Australian, an actor since his teens. Quiet and reserved, he’s every bit the opposite of this loud, swaggering hard-liquor aficionado that was crammed into bars, clubs, small rooms and a Humvee for rattling road trips through the potholes of Iceland.

“Our chemistry started in my kitchen in front of the freezer,” Nelson drawls. “I took the moonshine jar out, made’im take a swallow. Then we switched to tequila. He was about to pour it into a glass and I corrected him. ‘No, you’re wastin’ tequila. Some of it STICKS to the glass. That’s why we drink it outta the bottle.”

The filmmakers of “Land Ho!”, Martha Stephens and Aaron Katz, attended the same film school as Chad Hartigan, who made Eenhoorn famous in indie film circles with “This is Martin Bonner.” Eenhoorn figured this school (The University of North Carolina School of the Arts) “must be on top of the next wave,” and took a chance. He had no idea what he was letting himself in for.

“I’ve never met a stranger,” Nelson says more than once. “There’s only two people in my life I’ve ever been scared of — my daddy and God. And my Dad’s gone.” He is a classic Southern “type” — larger than life, as expansive as his booming drawl.

Eenhoorn?

“I’m close to the surface, when it comes to my emotions. I don’t have to make up a performance. I just use what I know I have.”

The mismatch creates “pitch-perfect performances” Variety’s Justin Chang says, with each man embodying a character of “ceaseless curiosities, distinct tastes, and time-tested wisdom,” Slant Magazine raved.

Eenhoorn says that “In all ages of life, you are with people and you don’t question why, you’re just with them. It seems to work out. I have a tendency to like people first, give them the benefit of the doubt. If I’m wrong, I get hurt.”

He wasn’t hurt with Nelson.

“I enjoy his company,” the Kentucky surgeon growls. “But he’s such a shrimp, he’s always lookin’ for boxes to stand on, ’cause he dreams of bein’ as big as me!”

There’s a hint of truth in that teasing. Eenhoorn’s screen reputation is headed towards a “sensitive older man” pigeon-hole. Nelson, who says of his co-star, “HE’s the actor, I’m the CHARACTER,” is bringing the Aussie out of his shell — if not during the filming, then during the many months of publicity they have done together, supporting “Land Ho!”, which finally starts rolling into theaters July 11.

“I’m going to SO break this ‘quiet, shy, reserved mold these guys have fitted me in,” Eenhoorn says with a laugh. “I’m looking for something like that Gary Oldman performance in the Jean Reno film (“The Professional”). I’ve got to do something extreme! Earl’s convinced me. I don’t want to be typecast as nice. I want to do the next ‘Taken’ sequel. What is it? ‘Taken 6’?”

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Holiday box office: “Transformers” devours “Tammy,” “Evil” tanks

box“Transformers: Fourth Time’s No Charm,” didn’t quite make it to $100 million on its opening weekend, earlier projections and Paramount announcements notwithstanding. And its second weekend took a steep dive. But $37 million this holiday — $55 since July 4 “weekend” started Wednesday, is nothing to sneeze at. “Tammy” led the new releases with a low-end-of-expectations $22 million for the weekend, $34 since Wed. “Earth to Echo” and “Deliver us from Evil” failed to set anything on fire, doing about $9 million (“Echo”) and $10 million (“Evil”) over the weekend, $14-15 since Wed. “Chef” fell out of the top ten. The aged angry white folks who patronize conservative documentaries didn’t turn Dinesh D’Souza’s martyrdom movie, “America: It Let Me Come to School Here, Allowed me to Immigrate, Now it’s throwing me intp 0ail for trying to buy an Election,” into a top ten hit (low per-screen averages hamstrung this 1100 screen release). $4 million since Wed.

A weak holiday weekend, by recent standards, which is why box office watchers see no chance for July’s movies to lift the summer out of the doldrums that June created. Too many sequels that have too little staying power. On a more positive note, I dropped in on “Belle” on Friday night, two months into its run, and it is still reaching its audience. “Belle” and “Chef” have been the two lingering low-cost hits which have shown staying power over the entire summer. “Chef” just cleared $20, “Belle” just this weekend  cleared $10.

 

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Holiday Box Office: “Tammy” opens big, “Echo” OK — “Evil,” not so much

The late night Tuesday, all-day Wednesday-Thursday take for Melissa McCarthy’s self-penned star vehicle “Tammy” suggests it’ll have a healthy weekend, but nothing like a blockbuster. Mid-week holiday openings are trickier to gauge, but “Tammy” has already piled up $11 million+. A $25-30 million weekend added to that by Sunday?

“Earth to Echo,” the better-reviewed “E.T.” knockoff has earned over $5 million, so the weekend will be even more telling for it. Nobody has any real idea of what this no-stars Relativity release will do, but ow $20s all-in, by Sunday night, is well within reach.

“Deliver us from Evil” isn’t doing much of anything, but the horror crowd may turn out tonight and Saturday.

 

 

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July 4 Movies — “Tammy” and “Evil” take a beating, “Echo” gets a “meh”

tammy1This July 4 holiday won’t do much — quality-wise — to reverse the 16% drop in the box office, year to year, that June gave us.
The critically derided “Transformers 4” will probably win at the box office, unless millions of “I’ll see it NEXT week” movie fans are scared off by word of mouth. And neither of the new releases promises to be a world beater.

Got kids? Even they will probably pick up on the “E.T.” borrowings of “Earth to Echo,” sort of an updated shaky-cam era version of the little alien who just wants to “phone home.” I thought it worked, for what it is, tweens on a scavenger hunt for alien clues, stopping in all these adult businesses (pawn shop, bar) in Nevada to pick them up.
Mixed reviews overall, for that one.

I liked “Tammy” better than the critical consensus. It starts all mean and low down and turns softer — a sort of “get your self-loathing under control and life will get better” message. WAY too many fat jokes, which is one reason it’s taking a critical pounding across the board. McCarthy and her husband, who co-wrote and directed this, had better come up with something other than corpulent sight gags for the mouth-breathing masses because this act has worn…say it with me…THIN.

“Deliver us from Evil” is another demonic possession thriller that fails to thrill. No, putting “Based on a true story” in the opening credits doesn’t the existence of the supernatural. It just proves that yeah, New York cops make stuff up, especially after they’ve seen “The Exorcist” a few too many times. Bad reviews for this one, including mine.

Dinesh D’Souza’s “America” documentary is basically a 100 minute Obama/liberals/government bashing attempt at making himself a martyr for being convicted of felony campaign finance fraud. He’s going to jail. The viewership for the movie? They’re lining up, because as much as they hate brown and black people and foreigners, they love an Indian immigrant hustler who feeds them this garbage even more.

The Roger Ebert documentary “Life Itself” is quite touching and has America’s critics swooning, using words like “Oscar” for it already. I could see that, but I can see, also, that it’s July, and while it’s a bit better than the docs that have preceded it this year, the year isn’t over yet. We’ll see.

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Movie Review: “Deliver Us From Evil”

 
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“Deliver Us from Evil” takes a very long time to deliver us from dullness. This demonic possession police procedural only gets good and wound up for its third act exorcism.
That’s when Edgar Ramirez, as a chain-smoking, whisky loving Jesuit priest, stops phoning it in and gets wound up himself. As Mendoza, too hip to go by “Father,” he’s offered his services to the puzzled cop, Sgt. Sarchie (Eric Bana) much earlier.
But the doubting Sarchie makes us play the “How long before the cop gets around to calling the helpful priest” game as Satanic civilians (Iraq War vets) start showing signs of supernatural evil thanks to a tomb they stumbled into while on duty in the Middle East. Neither priest nor cop made a good first impression.
“So, you’re not all pedophiles, huh?”
Sarchie is a cop with “radar,” strong hunches that have him leading his partner (Joel McHale) into harm’s way.
“You know when you use ‘radar,’ you usually wind up with stitches.”
Checking into a domestic violence call, another “scratching noises in the basement” call, and a third “crazy woman at the Bronx Zoo” (at night) one has Sarchie seeing bloody visions and hearing static — and snippets of The Doors. “Break on through to the other side,” he’s ordered. “People are strange,” he’s warned.
The foreshadowing is obvious in this “inspired by the real Sarchie” account (a real New York cop who’s seen “The Exorcist a few too many times, judging from this). We hear him say, “I hate cats,” his daughter wonder “Why doesn’t Daddy come to church with us?,” and The Doors, and we know every one of those is a plot point that comes back for a cheap scare or an attempted jolt.
Overwhelming its other shortcomings is the Scott Derrickson film’s agonizing lack or urgency. Sarchie should be alarmed, frightened, obsessed. He has his own demons, we’re told. Bana doesn’t give us much of that.
And Ramirez, as Father Exposition, is just there — explaining demonic possession, how he came to believe in it and the stages of exorcism. He seems detached, barely involved, sleepy-eyed and sort of “Been there, done that” about the whole thing.
Ramirez comes off like that prom queen you envied back in school, and maybe pitied later in life. “Well, at least she’s pretty.” If we hadn’t seen him in that “Carlos the Jackal” TV film, we’d think he had nothing else to offer beyond looks.
But after 90 minutes in which the only creepy moments come when the evil comes after Sarchie’s wife (Olivia Munn) and kid (Lulu Wilson), everybody gets their game face on for the big Good/Evil confrontation with crucifixes, including an eyewitness black cop straight out of some horror parody.
And that delivery arrives as too little, too late.
 
MPAA Rating: R for bloody violence, grisly images, terror throughout, and language
Cast: Eric Bana, Olivia Munn, Edgar Ramirez, Joel McHale
Credits: Directed by Scott Derrickson, screenplay by Scott Derrickson and Paul Harris Boardman, based on the book by Ralph Sarchie and Lisa Collier Cool. A Screen Gems release.
Running time: 1:58

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