Movie Review: “Eva”

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It’s possible to tell a sci-fi story about the coming age of sentient machines without a “Chappie” size budget, or turning “Chappie” insipid.
“Eva” is a modestly chilling if predictable Spanish science fiction film about “emo” robots. A 2011 vehicle for poly-lingual leading man Daniel Bruhl (“Rush”), it’s obsessed with that one great robotic concern in sci-i — the ineffable extra “something” that makes us human.
Bruhl plays Alex, a robot scientist who returns home to the northern Spanish university town where he grew up, a city that’s become a center for robot research and production.
He’s there to help the local college, where his brother (Alberto Ammann) and ex-girlfriend (Marta Etura) teach.
His mission? Help finish a prototype child robot that the school has been fiddling with. In a world where Alex’s “pet” cat, secretaries, drivers and the valet that the school with its Big Tech ties sends to look after him are robots, people still want a child that won’t grow up.
The plan is to model this ninth iteration of a sentient robot on a real boy. But Alex thinks “Boys are boring,” and boring boys make for boring robots.
Then he spies Eva. Played by Claudia Vega, she is anything but boring. Precocious, beguiling and playful, this ten-year old notices Alex staring at her and flings an instant nickname at him.
“Pervert.”
She’s perfect, if he can get her permission and her parents’ permission to study her, if he can get her to stop turning cartwheels through the snow and answer a few questions.
It turns out she’s his niece, the child of his ex-lover and his brother. That makes for an interesting dynamic as the robotics professors ponder the idea of the robot builder, a guy with whom they have history, modeling a machine after their spirited, smart kid.
The future captured by director Kike Maíllo’s crew is snowy (climate change), a world where people still smoke and SAABs have been reborn as zero emissions vehicles. The robot cat is a digitally animated add-on, and a feeble one.
Bruhl has a nice way of brooding, Etura (“The Impossible”) suggests the hurt and longing of a love that wasn’t meant to be. And young Miss Vega is a pleasant mix of enchanting child and future prom queen of the Children of the Damned. A teasing tantrum tosser, and a little scary.
It gives up its secrets so easily that we can guess where this is going from the opening (literal) cliffhanger. But this film, in Spanish with English subtitles,has one utterly brilliant conceit, one the film returns to, again and again.
What one question would constitute the difference between a person, with memories and emotions, and a machine?
“What do you see when you close your eyes?”
“Eva” isn’t surprising enough to break new ground. But the cast, the gorgeous wintry setting and suggestion of a tech future that is closer than we fear make it a most watchable variation on a well-worn sci-fi theme.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, violence

Cast: Daniel Bruhl, Marta Etura, Alberto Ammann, Claudia Vega, Lluís Homar
Credits: Directed by Kike Maíllo, written by Sergi Belbel, Cristina Clemente, Martí Roca, Aintza Serra. A Radius/TWC release.

Running time: 1:35

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Movie Review: “Run All Night”

RUN ALL NIGHT“Run All Night” is a first-person shooter thriller for the Just for  Men/Grecian Formula generation.
Old men — cops and mobsters — sit in bars, drink their Scotch on the rocks and talk about the “old neighborhood,” their long history and the blood they’ve spilled. And then they spill some more — stabbings, beatings that end in strangulation, and shootings. Lots and lots of shootings.
It makes a fine vehicle for those weather-worn beauties Liam Neeson, as an alcoholic retired hit man, and Ed Harris as his friend, his boss, his brother-in-arms.
Sean (Harris) looks after Jimmy (Neeson). Back in the day, Jimmy’s nickname was “Jimmy the Gravedigger.” He solved problems for Sean. They’ve shared secrets and history, and a body count. Their afterlife fates are sealed, and joined.
“Wherever we’re going,” Sean re-assures Jimmy, “when we cross that line, we’re crossing it together.”
But Sean’s hothead son (Boyd Holbrook of “A Walk Among the Tombstones”) makes a deadly mistake, and Jimmy’s estranged limo driver son, Michael (Joel Kinnaman of “Robocop”) witnesses it. Jimmy kills Sean’s kid to protect his own, and it’s game on. Over one long night, Jimmy tries to keep his tough, mob-hating son alive, and Sean sends his minions out to do them both in.
Neeson is very much in his latter career comfort zone with this brutal, brooding thriller. This is his third film with director Jaume Collet-Serra (“Unknown,” “Non-Stop”), and it’s a stylish series of set-pieces that are like a series of heavyweight bouts.
There’s the Brawl in the Bathroom, the Bloodbath in the Bar, the Assassination in the Apartment and the Table Leg Light Sabre Duel in the Tower. Throw in some well-worn New York locations, a visceral car chase and you’ve got something above your standard Neeson thriller.
The script is loaded with cliches — mobsters threatening “LOOK at me,” a mob boss too principled to move heroin, a veteran Jimmy-chasing cop (Vincent D’Onofrio) trash-talking Jimmy.
Common shows up as another cliche, that hit-man hired to hit a hit man. But he’s as menacing as the rest of this stellar cast.
There are plenty of pleasures in watching these old pros — Harris and Neeson, D’Onofrio, Nick Nolte and Bruce McGill — playing old men of the mob wars trying to summon a young man’s bravado for the dirty job each must do.
“Run All Night” doesn’t re-imagine a worn out genre so much as drop a quart of Marvel Mystery Oil into the crankcase of that vintage V-8 for one last ride through the Mean Streets before “crossing that line” to the eternal damnation most everybody in this story has earned.

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MPAA Rating: R for strong violence, language including sexual references, and some drug use

Cast: Liam Neeson, Ed Harris, Joel Kinnaman, Boyd Holbrook, Genesis Rodriguez, Common, Nick Nolte
Credits: Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra, written by Brad Ingelsby. A Warner Brothers release.

Running time: 1:54

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“Zoolander 2?” It’s happening

Here’s how Derek and Hansel announced it. By walking the catwalk at Fashion Week in Paris, for Valentino.

Well-played.

Sure, it’s probably too late for them to return to these guys. This sort of comedy is passe in “The Hangover” era. And Stiller, while still viable, isn’t big box office outside of the “Museum” movies. Wilson is at the point where Wes Anderson is his best option, his only option, in terms of roles offered.

There’s video of the walk at this link.

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Movie Review: “Mr. Kaplan”

kaplan“Mr. Kaplan”, Uruguay’s contender for the best foreign language film Oscar, is about an elderly Jew who ponders whether he “inspired” anyone, if he’s “accomplished anything memorable.” Jacob Kaplan (Héctor Noguera) decides the answer is “no,” and results to do something about it.
Jacob is 76. He’s long retired, not safe behind the wheel, is a little unsure of just what his two sons have
amounted to and is haunted by his father’s “inspire people” edict when young Jacob was shipped off, alone, as a child, from pre-World
War II Poland to America.
The solution to his shortcoming comes to him on the evening news. It’s 1997, and another Nazi war criminal has been discovered, hiding out all these years
in South America. When Jacob hears his teen granddaughter (Nuria Flo) refer to an old man she and her friends see on the beach as
“The Old Nazi,” Jacob has his mission. Stalk this guy, uncover his guilt and spirit him away to Israel to face justice.
“Just like Eichmann!”
Jacob is entirely too feeble to manage this, but his sons have hired Wilson (Néstor Guzzini), a lump of an ex-cop, to be his driver.
But the slovenly, drunken Wilson’s story is more complex than that. He’s unemployed, a pinball addict with five kids to support. He
didn’t leave the police force by choice. Can he sober up enough to redeem himself? Can he smarten up enough to be of any use at all?
Álvaro Brechner’s film, in Spanish with English subtitles, walks a tightrope between light farce and tragi-comedy. Jacob and Wilson are
all kinds of inept, botching stake-outs, stumbling into a funeral and a strip club, getting arrested by the cops and chased by
descendants of German ex-pats. It’s amusing to see the clumsy ways they “investigate” this old man (Rolf Becker) and leap to
conclusions. He changed his name, he knew other Germans in Uruguay and he wears long-sleeve shirts, even on the beach. He MUST
be a Nazi!
But this is a Holocaust story, so the stakes are high. What could have been another melancholy comedy of old age has lessons to
impart and history to relate.
The veteran Chilean actor Noguera (“El Regalo”) lets Jacob teeter between canny and delusional, a character who hallucinates the Voice
of God one minute and seriously declares how important what his granddaughter does for him is “to 4,000 years of Jewish history” the
next.
The movie meanders a bit, mainly to throw us off the scent. But despite the loose threads “Mr. Kaplan,” the character and the movie,
follow, Brechner finds surprises to weave into it, from the hilariously forgotten French ditty by Serge Gainsbourg (“S.S. in Uruguay”)
that opens the movie to its cryptic, fitting and unexpected finale.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, with violence, profanity

Cast: Héctor Noguera, Néstor Guzzini, Rolf Becker ,
Credits: Written and directed by Álvaro Brechner. A Menemsha Films release.

Running time: 1:38

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Movie Review: Disney delivers a lovely, dull “Cinderella”

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Of all the Cinderellas that Disney could have updated, how on Earth did they settle on this one?
This Kenneth Branagh version, scripted by Chris “About a Boy” Weitz, is stately and sumptuous, but dull and never ever delightful.
The Disney instinct, spurred by Tim Burton’s blockbuster success with “Alice in Wonderland,” was sound, although following “Into the Woods” into theaters this closely is clumsy. The studio ignored the Rodgers & Hammerstein musical from the 1950s and forgot its own mildly amusing cartoon musical from the same era and went for a “Cinderella” full of back story and behind-the-scenes scheming. They gave the reins to Branagh, and he treated it like his many Shakespeare adaptations. No expense was spared for amazing costumes and lush, baroque sets. He even found a part for his “Hamlet/Henry V/Much Ado About Nothing” good luck charm Derek Jacobi.
But he’s delivered a lovely corpse of a fairytale, not helped by a blandly pretty lead (Lily James) and even blander Prince Charming (Richard Madden).
Cate Blanchett makes a vile but underplayed evil stepmother. The simpering step-sisters (Sophie McShera, Holliday Grainger) barely register.
Things only perk up in this overly familiar story, which begins before “Ella” lost her mother (Hayley Atwell) and father (Ben Chaplin), when the Fairy Godmother shows up. Helena Bonham Carter threatens to energize this the way her Red Queen juiced “Alice in Wonderland.” But even she’s a “bippity, boppity boo” short.
The look is always spot-on, the transformation effects, pumpkin-to-carriage, etc. — are perfect. But the pre-teen girls this is intended for have a right to expect more laughs, broader villainy (Stellan Skarsgard is an advisor to the old king — Jacobi) and more fun.
This time out, the glass slipper doesn’t fit.

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MPAA Rating: PG for mild thematic elements

Cast: Lily James, Cate Blanchett, Richard Madden, Helena Bonham Carter, Stellan Skarsgard
Credits: Directed by Kenneth Branagh, script by Chris Weitz. A Walt Disney release.

Running time: 1:52

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Movie Review: “Ghoul”

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A film crew hoping to shoot a killer pilot for a TV series on “Cannibals of the 20th Century” — no doubt Discovery is interested — heads into rural Ukraine to document a mass murderer and cannibal who survived Stalin’s attempt to starve Ukraine into oblivion.
They get more than they bargained for. But, as always, their footage survives, even if not all of them did.
“Ghoul” is a semi-subtitled variation on a “Blair Witch” theme — with dogged Ryan (Paul S. Tracey) hell-bent on getting the footage and the interviews they need, no matter what, and girlfriend/interviewer Jenny (Jennifer Armour) freaking out as Ukrainian things start going bump in the night.
There’s a translator ( Alina Golovyova) trapped with them, a “guide” who ditched them in the run-down farm house of this killer and a “psychic” who may or may not be tricking them as a drinking glass slips back and forth over a Russian version of a Ouija board, a pentangle carved into the killer’s dining room table.
“You can’t leave here,” she warns. “We’re going to die,” Jenny assumes.
Nothing new to see here, just a trapped day and night and so on as the two locals and three Americans face their fate, or try to reason their way out of it. With their shaky camera documenting all of it, night and day. The performances don’t register, the filmmaking produces a couple of hair-raising images and a few ghoulish/gross ones. Otherwise? There are scarier pictures of fresher Russian atrocities in Ukraine on the evening news.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, with graphic violence, sexuality, profanity

Cast: Jeremy Isabella, Jennifer Armour, Debra Garza, Paul S. Tracey, Alina Golovlyova
Credits: Directed by Petr Jákl, written by Petr Bok and Petr Jákl. A Vega, Baby! release.

Running time: 1:26

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Movie Review: “It Follows”

it-followsIt’s nearly impossible, in our horror-glutted culture, to find a novel spin to the classic tropes of scary movies.
But David Robert Mitchell does just that with “It Follows.” It’s a chased-by-zombie-walking-demons thriller in which the victims have to have sex in order to escape their fate.
That’s right. This isn’t some abandoned summer camp where kids go to get it on and pay the ultimate price for coitus. There’s some “It” out there that stalks one victim at a time. That victim has to pass on this stalker, this “curse,” to somebody else. By copulating.
Please keep your venereal disease metaphors to yourself.
The victim, like the pajama-clad Annie we briefly meet in the chilling opening scene, can see that stalker. It could be an old lover, a dead relative or a stranger. Only she can see it. She can jump in a car and flee, “but that only buys you time.” Even at zombie speed, the stalker will eventually get to you.
Jay (MaikIa Monroe) is a gorgeous blond enjoying life in suburban Detroit. There’s something a little skittish about her beau, Hugh (Jake Weary), but she has sex with him anyway.
Hugh then anesthetizes her, ties her to a chair and confesses. He “had to do it.” Here’s what’s coming for you. He even shows her. Only the two of them can see the stalker.
“It’s very slow. But it’s not dumb.” It follows her, and will follow her until it kills her. Gruesomely. But here’s how she can survive. Pass on the curse.
“It’s should be easy for her,” he reassures her friends. Teenagers and 20something young men are putty in a pretty girl’s hands.
Mitchell makes this movie about Jay’s terror, her torment, her remorse and guilt. Will she have sex to save herself? And will that sex save her, after all? Will she be willing to curse clued in and seemingly willing childhood pal Paul (Keir Gilchrist) with her “gift”?
The greys of fall color this stark, smart little movie, a world mostly free from adult intervention. These kids are on their own. Who will believe their story? Can they think their way out of this awful choice?
A few genuinely (and literally) hair-raising moments, a few knowing winks and a lot to think about lift “It Follows” above the horror pack. Sex, its consequences and a teenager actually grappling, in advance, with those consequences make this that rarest of rarities, a smart “dead teenager movie.”

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MPAA Rating: R for disturbing violent and sexual content including graphic nudity, and language

Cast: Maika Monroe, Keir Gilchrist, Lili Sepe, Jake Weary, Daniel Zovatto
Credits: Written and directed by David Robert Mitchell. A Radius/TWC release.

Running time: 1:40

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Movie Review: At long last, “The Wrecking Crew” gets its due

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A decade in the making, “The Wrecking Crew” took almost as long to make it to theaters. But Danny Tedesco’s “unknown musicians who cranked out the hits” doc, which predated and inspired the Oscar winning “Twenty Feet from Stardom,” finally gets its due and a big screen run.
“Twenty Feet” was about backup singers, “Crew” is about studio musicians. These were the guys — and one woman — who dominated Los Angeles music studio session work from the late 1950s well into the ’70s.
Sax man Plas Johnson honks out the unforgettable first notes of “The Pink Panther Theme,” Carol Kay picks up her bass guitar and plays the bass line that “made” Sonny & Cher’s iconic “The Beat Goes On.”
“The Wrecking Crew” — they weren’t really called that until after their era had passed — fleshed out Phil Spector’s “Wall of Sound,” and played most, if not all of the instruments on Beach Boys LPs and “Monkees” singles.
Those who took advantage of this elite aggregation of 20-30 in-demand players, from Herb Alpert of Tijuana Brass fame to Cher, call them “the best.” Members of this exclusive club such as Leon Russell, drummer Hal Blaine and Glen Campbell recall how “tight” and “professional” they were — showing up, knocking out somebody’s charts or improvising sounds that defined an era.
But Campbell’s presence poignantly reminds us how hard it was for filmmaker Danny Tedesco, whose Wrecking Crew guitarist dad, Tommy, died in 1997, to get this movie on the screen. It turned up in film festivals six or seven years ago. Dick Clark was still living when it started, and was interviewed. Tommy Tedesco himself led a round table gab session that was the film’s first footage back in 1996.
Glen Campbell showed no signs of the Alzheimer’s that has robbed him of much of his mind in recent years.
That’s a shame, because this movie, fascinating as it is, suffers in comparison to the more touching and uplifting “Twenty Feet.” Those of us who caught “Crew” in a late 2000s film festival showing cannot help but see it as being diminished by that later film’s artistry.
Still, it’s a fascinating slice of rock and pop archeology and well worth your time.

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MPAA Rating: PG for language, thematic elements and smoking images

Cast: Cher, Glen Campbell, Tommy Tedesco, Herb Alpert, Plas Johnson, Carol Kaye, Earl Palmer, Hal Blaine
Credits: Directed by Danny Tedesco. A Magnolia release.

Running time: 1:44

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Movie Review: Heigl hits close to home with “Home Sweet Hell.”

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It says volumes about the state of Katherine Heigl’s on-and-off screen persona that casting her as a shrieking, shrewish control freak with murderous tendencies seems a bit on-the-nose.
The dark comedy “Home Sweet Hell” is about the marriage from Hell threatened by the homewrecker from Hell until the wife from Hell settles on getting rid of said homewrecker.
Obvious and jaw-droppingly bloody, it still gives Heigl her funniest role in years.
Patrick Wilson plays Don Champagne, who might have been a happy-go-lucky furniture dealer, if not for his wife, Mona. They have a luxurious home, luxurious cars and two privately schooled little Stepford Kids. All because Mona keeps a scrapbook — “Our Goals.”
“Focus,” she preaches. On the business plan, on vacation plans, on planning, in general. Don has had the fun and spontaneity beaten out of him.
“We will have sex on the ninth,” she barks. “As scheduled.”
Then he hires a new saleswoman. Dusty, played by the always kittenish Jordana Brewster, appreciates attention.
“I LIKE it when you WATCH me,” she purrs.”
And she likes her dresses tight.
“She must have a little harlot in her,” Mona growls. It doesn’t matter that she’s suspicious, Don tumbles for the fatal attraction on his payroll in a heartbeat.
Next thing you know, there’s blackmail afoot. And Don’s salesman/confessor (Jim Belushi) is no help. Only Mona is up to this challenge. She watches “The First 48.” She knows how this is done. And once things get going and get out of hand, it’s obvious she’s watched “Dexter,” too. She’s entirely too cold and organized.
“I’d write it down for you,” she snaps to Don, listing the necessities of body disposal. “But I’m just covered in that girl.”
Covered…in BLOOD. And guts.
Heigl throws herself into this with gusto, and Wilson, a good actor often too stiff in comedies, takes grinning cluelessness to new heights.
There are redneck co-conspirators and complications that don’t really complicate anything. The story takes several lurching turns.
But there are laugh-out-loud gags that will make you gag. And Heigl? If you’ve quit on the blonde diva, you may have given up on her too soon.

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MPAA Rating: R for violence, language, sexual content and some drug use
Cast: Katherine Heigl, Patrick Wilson, Jordana Brewster, Chi McBride, Jim Belushi
Credits: Directed by Anthony Burns , written by Carlo Allen, Ted Eldrick, Tom Lavagnino . A Vertical release.

Running time: 1:38

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Movie Review: Sandler can’t escape his bad-movie streak with “The Cobbler”

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Tom McCarthy transformed himself from an actor into an indie writer-director, and became a critics’ darling. Who knew what he REALLY wanted was to make Adam Sandler comedies?
Call it hubris, the belief that he could alter an actor’s career arc the way he did for Richard Jenkins (“The Visitor”) or Peter Dinklage and Patricia Clarkson (“The Station Agent”) or Bobby Cannavalle (“Win Win”) . Call it a desire or need for a bigger hit. Sandler is still box office silver, if no longer box office gold.
But something possessed the filmmaker to tie his fate to Sandler for “The Cobbler,” a little nothing of a body-switch fable that fits a lot more neatly on Sandler’s resume than it does McCarthy’s. Sandler? It’s easy to understand his attraction to this. He gets another shot at gaining acting credibility, is allowed to lose the silly voices and exhausted mugging for the camera. And he loses the dead-weight ensemble company of pals, only a few of whom were ever funny and all of whom depend on him for a paycheck or a free trip to Hawaii, South Africa or wherever.

Dan Patrick, are your ears burning?

A prologue tells us of a kindness a cobbler rendered to a vagrant in The Old Country, which led to his ownership of a magic shoe-stitching machine. Three generations later, that machine is almost forgotten in the present day shop of lonely, downtrodden Max Simkin (Sandler). He looks after his aged, forgetful mom, swaps depressed pleasantries with the barber (Steve Buscemi) who owns the shop next door and forlornly resists the attentions of the pretty neighborhood activist (Melonie Diaz of “Fruitvale Station”) who wants to preserve this corner of the Lower East Side where four generations of Simkins have fixed shoes.
The barber calls him “kid” and urges him not to “do anything you’re going to regret.”
“It’s a little late for that,” Max sighs.
Then a rude and menacing street hoodlum named Leon (Method Man) bounces in and demands new soles for his alligator shoes. Max’s sewing machine shorts out, and he’s stuck making the repair with the old pedal-operated one in the basement. He tries on the repaired shoes, and darned if that isn’t a guy who looks like Leon staring back at him in the mirror.
Max adjusts to the shock and figures out that every pair of size ten-and-a-halfs in the shop that he fixes with this magic machine transforms him into that person when he slips on their shoes. Then, it’s game on.
He can make time with the supermodel and assorted other hotties that his DJ neighbor (Dan Stevens of “Downton Abbey”) attracts, be as tough as Leon, turn into a transvestite customer or a dead one, pass incognito through any of the lives whose shoes he wears.
Sandler dials down the dopey and seems more engaged with the work here than he has in a while, even if his hairpiece isn’t. Supporting players Ellen Barkin, Fritz Weaver and Dustin Hoffman show up as those impacted by the magic shoes as the plot dives into a real estate shakedown.
Among the actors playing a version of Sandler, Stevens is the most into Entering Sandman, though Clifford “Method Man” Smith takes a stab at playing scary, then playing Sandler soft.
But an unfortunate turn toward violence pops the urban fairytale bubble, and an obnoxiously pandering third act — Sequels? Was that what McCarthy had in mind? — drag “The Cobbler” down to the level of “Just Go With It” or “Jack & Jill.” Whatever McCarthy hoped to do with this thin story and star casting, all he ended up with was another average Sandler movie — not as bad as some, no better than most.

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MPAA Rating: PG-13 for some violence, language and brief partial nudity

Cast: Adam Sandler, Steve Buscemi, Melonie Diaz, Method Man, Dustin Hoffman, Dan Stevens, Ellen Barkin

Credits: Directed by Tom McCarthy, written by Tom McCarthy and Paul Sado. An RLJ/Image Entertainment release.

Running time: 1:38

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