Movie Review: You won’t “Love the Coopers”

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We all know what happens when we overload our plate at big family holiday meals.

Our eyes are bigger than our stomachs, the tasty starches take precedence and we rationalize all those samples of extra sugary desserts we squeeze in around the edges.

And before we’re a third of the way into digging in, it all swirls into a treacly glop, not quite inedible, not remotely healthy.

The same holds true for big “family” holiday comedies. Overdo it and the glop takes over.

“Love the Coopers” is “This Christmas” and “The Family Stone” and their many inferior clones, all rolled up into one tasteless lump.

“Coopers” packs three Oscar winners, and a lot of talent that might make an acceptance speech someday, into a misshapen mess so cliched and cloying and sweet it’ll make your teeth ache.

There’s the narrator (Steve Martin), opening with, “Ah, the holidays.”

Seriously?

And then there’s long-married couple (Diane Keaton, John Goodman) throwing the big dinner, “one last chance to feel like a family before we tell them” they’re splitting up.

Ed Helm is the lonely, unemployed and divorced father of three who can’t land a job and can’t keep his own secret — that he can’t find work — much longer.

Marisa Tomei is Keaton’s character’s younger sister, who so resents her that she shoplifts a tacky Christmas present. Anthony Mackie is the “robotic” and over-groomed cop who arrests her and takes the entire movie to get from the mall to the jail. In Pittsburgh.

We see the troubled oldest granddaughter (Olivia Wilde) meeting Mr. Nice-But-Not-Compatible in an airport bar, and conning him into playing her “date” with the parents. She’s a failing atheist playwright having an affair with a married man, he’s a Creationist-conservative soldier (Jake Lacy) headed home before deploying overseas.

Her biggest fear? “Anticippointment,” the waiting for Mom and Dad’s first look of disapproval. His duty? Lie about being her beau. “It’s the Christian thing to do!”

Alan Arkin’s the patriarch with a crush on a waitress (Amanda Seyfried) less than half his age, and June Squibb is the slightly-demented old aunt they fetch, once a year, for this big dinner.

“Be sure to take the Internet. It’s faster!”

There’s a lovelorn teen in search of his first kiss, a family sing-along (Helm on guitar, Goodman on harmonica, Keaton and…a first, Arkin, singing), legions of mall Santas, insistent, incessant snow, a snow-tubing outing and endless cutaways to the cute, ill-mannered dog.

Yeah, there are moments that play and big laughs that land, here and there. Wilde comes off the best. Somebody should write her a “Too Beautiful and Too Mean to Date” farce. Soon.

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But it’s all so hackneyed, so overfamiliar and formulaic.

The formula should work, but when you can guess a character’s story by the way he looks and the fact he’s named “Percy,” you know you’re dealing with a director (He wrote “Because I Said So,” a low-point in Keaton’s career) and screenwriter  (“Kate & Leopold”) who haven’t observed real people for their “observational” monologues in this century.

There’s always room for a movie like this during the holidays, one that’s safe to take granny and the grandkids to. But “Love the Coopers” will make one and all wonder why they bothered to get up from the table and paid multiplex prices for a movie they’ve seen, many times, before.

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MPAA Rating:PG – 13 for thematic elements, language and some sexuality

Cast: Diane Keaton, John Goodman, Olivia Wilde, Marisa Tomei, Alan Arkin, Amanda Seyfried, Ed Helm, Jake Lacy
Credits: Directed by Jessie Nelson, script by Steven Rogers. A Lionsgate release.

Running time: 1:50

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Movie Review: “Shelter”

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It’s tempting — entirely TOO tempting — to write off “Shelter” as another exercise in an actress dressing down and uglying up. Beautiful women of the movies like to take a walk on the unkempt and homeless side, often just to prove that they can. Meryl Streep in “Ironweed,” Charlize Theron’s Oscar-winning turn in “Monster,” just two examples that come to mind.

And Oscar winner Jennifer Connelly is as stunning as ever, even in the gaunt, heroin-addicted New York street person guise of Hannah in this film, written and directed by her husband, Paul Bettany.

But you have to look for it. A little, anyway. The model’s cheekbones are there, and when she trots out a dollop of French, or explains “cognitive dissonance” to the Nigerian illegal migrant (Anthony Mackie) who becomes her protector and lover, there’s a hint of the better life such beauty afforded her.

Her panhandling sign, “I used to be someone” says it all.

Hannah is truly addicted and absolutely messed up, pulling down her pants to shoot up, hanging out on bridges, screwing up the courage it would take to commit suicide.

Tahir follows her, saves her, questions her and tries to understand her.

He is Muslim, and one arrest away from being deported. He visits an Imam who can keep him going a little longer, with a handout of clothes or shoes. He still prays.

But when he is with Hannah, he slips. Such as when they break into a posh brownstone to get a few nights’ relief from the weather.

“I am not the first Muslim to drink,” he confesses.

He, too, has a past.

“Islam is a beautiful flower,” he admits. “But sometimes, it needs thorns.”

Tahir did terrible things. Hannah did terrible things, and still does. She preys on Muslim street vendors, stealing their wares, when they leave their parkside stalls to pray together. She owes a drug dealer money.

Bettany has conjured up a nice slice of New York street life, capturing how hard it is to be this poor, how every little blip in your routine, the weather or your health can be that day’s disaster.

Like his wife, he’s known for introspective, brooding and soulful performances, and Connelly manages that, here and there.

Anthony Mackie’s fall of 2015 is allowing him to give full voice to his range; a serious, haunted turn with an African accent here, a deadpan overgroomed cop in “Love the Coopers,” and a touch of the comic gonzo in “The Night Before.”

But as it meanders from over-familiar set-pieces and cliches — Tahir drums on empty paint buckets for money, predators face them at every turn, a callous system trips them up, and when they break into that brownstone, naturally they play dress-up — “Shelter” loses its way.

You can’t wholly write it off. But as the slight surprises if offers dry up, it flirts with becoming a trite exercise acted out by dilettantes. Which is the last thing they wanted it to be.

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MPAA Rating: Unrated, with graphic violence, drug use, sex, profanity

Cast: Anthony Mackie, Jennifer Connelly
Credits: Written and directed by Paul Bettany.  A
Screen Media release.

Running time: 1:45

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Movie Review: “The Last Witch Hunter”

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The less said about the flop “The Last Witch Hunter,” the better.

But consider this. Would it have been made without Vin Diesel? And would Vin Diesel still have a career if the “Fast and Furious” franchise earned the sort of returns it so richly deserves?

Most of those movies are empty junkfood, at best, a marketing exercise in cross-cultural casting and automotive product placement. That goes for the hilariously, obscenely overrated “Furious 7,” which blew up the box office, and which delayed this “Witch Hunter” dog from reaching theaters.

The posing, growling Diesel has no career without a cool car beside him. Which is why his character, Kaulder, has an Aston Martin Rapide in “Witch Hunter.”

“Eight hundred years, I’ve been on this road. Always huntin’.”

I had no idea Aston Martin had been in production that long, but no matter. Kaulder has been made immortal, like his quarry, the world’s witches. Their special effects-augmented queen (Julie Engelbrecht) wants to bring on the witchworld apocalypse — aka “The Black Death.”

Kaulder’s going to need help bringing her down. That comes from a good witch, Chloe (Rose Leslie of “Game of Thrones”), a sidekick (Elijah Wood) and a Catholic sage wise in the ways of witches, who also narrates the film (Michael Caine).

“I’ve waited my whole life for the opportunity to help you!”

This is the sort of paycheck piffle that will keep Caine from gaining an Oscar nomination for “Youth.” Leslie probably wishes she was back on “Thrones,” stripped or unstripped.

“Who said a witch can’t hunt witches?”

Yeah, it took a trio of writers (with “Dracula Untold” among their credits) to deliver that zinger.

Breck Eisner (“The Crazies”) serves up a blur of dark and apocalyptic effects and parks the wooden Diesel right in front of them. To no avail.  Would Eisner have a career without that magic surname? Probably not.

This abortion of a thriller fails, utterly, and bombed completely. So even though there’s a “Witch Hunter 2” in development, don’t count on it. Still, if you “Fast/Furious” fanatics keep propping up that franchise, who knows? Diesel’s got to do something between Dodge Charger commercials.

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MPAA Rating: PG-13 for sequences of fantasy violence and frightening images

Cast: Vin Diesel, Michael Caine, Rose Leslie, Elijah Wood
Credits: Directed by Breck Eisner, script by Cory Goodman, Matt Sazama, Burk Sharpless. A Summit release.

Running time: 1:46

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Movie Review: Cranston dials down Dalton for “Trumbo”

trum2“Trumbo” is a warm and witty profile in courage. It’s about the principled, prolific and unfairly punished screenwriter Dalton Trumbo, he of “The Hollywood Ten,” men persecuted for their beliefs during the Hollywood witch hunt that took place during the Red Scare of the 1940s and ’50s.

And if that name and those phrases don’t ring a bell, this Jay Roach film, essentially a very good R-rated TV movie, makes a perfectly entertaining history lesson.

Bryan Cranston plays the dapper and erudite Trumbo, a man his peers seem to resent, or at least have limited patience for.

“Do you have to say everything  like it’s going to be chiseled into a rock?”

We meet Trumbo and his fellow Hollywood liberals — some of them even members of the Communist Party — just after World War II. The House Unamerican Activities Committee, a shameful and shockingly long-lived exercise in political grand-standing and civil rights trampling, is just gearing up for a witch hunt.

And some of Hollywood — directors, the gossip columnist Hedda Hopper (a viperish Helen Mirren) and draft dodging he-man John Wayne (David James Elliott) — seem to welcome it.

“Go off and join the Bolshoi Ballet,” the Duke suggests.

“They’re all Nazis,” their targets insist. “They’re just too cheap to buy the uniforms.”

Trumbo (Bryan Cranston), his pal,the gangster star Edward G. Robinson (Michael Stuhlbarg), and other writers (Louis C.K. is Arlen Herd, Alan Tudyck is Ian McKellan Hunter) try to debate with the so-called Motion Picture Alliance for the Preservation of American Ideals. To no avail.

The subpoenas are handed down, a strategy is devised. And we see a defiant Trumbo stand up to the little bullies of Congress, and face contempt charges.

Fine. Then, a Supreme Court justice dies, the court tilts conservative, and the entire Ten face prison. Trumbo, a raging success in Hollywood with a ranch, a beautiful ex-dancer wife (Diane Lane) and three kids (Elle Fanning plays the oldest), manfully takes his punishment for principles.

But when they get out, the Alliance, and its most virulent mouthpiece Hopper, bully the studios into blacklisting them. None can work. Or so the super patriots think. The writers have other ideas.

I like the way Dean O’Gorman (as Kirk Douglas), Stuhlbarg and Elliott suggest rather than full-on impersonate their iconic screen characters. Elliott plays Wayne as big, cunning and maybe a little petty. He brings to mind what a Wayne friend said back in the day, “For a big man, the Duke could be awfully small.”

Stuhlbarg, having the greatest fall of his career thanks to “Pawn Sacrifice,” “Steve Jobs” and “Trumbo,” gives us little of the “Nyah, take’em out back, boys” Edward G. This is the urbane, effete art collector who works so he can build his collection. Fanning is terrific as always as a daughter who inherits her father’s sense of fair play, and his stubbornness.

Louis C.K. has a big role, and never for a second makes us forget he’s a man of his time. He’s out of place and miscast as the sickly Herd.

But for all the period detail — clips from real Hollywood figures standing up to (Gregory Peck, Lucille Ball) the witch hunt, and those embracing it (Reagan, Robert Taylor) and able supporting work, it is Cranston who must carry the picture, and does. He wears the up-turned mustache, the horn-rimmed glasses and cigarette holder with ease.

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But the “TV movie” label begins and ends with his performance. There’s little to suggest this little man (Cranston isn’t) is larger-than-life. It’s an intimate (lots of close-ups), small-screen performance that doesn’t give us the bombast, speaking to history, that the character demands.

“There are many angry and ignorant people in the world,” Trumbo tells his children, and us. “They seem to be breeding in record numbers.”

In his public appearances on film and TV still available, Trumbo never uttered an unconsidered, unquotable thought. His words read like thunder, even if his voice rarely did. Cranston and the screenplay seem more muted than history remembers Dalton Trumbo.

But the man’s wit and the actor’s comic timing serve “Trumbo” beautifully, and this spills over into the script and the rest of the movie. John Goodman and Stephen Root are hilarious as cut-rate film producers who hire the blacklisted writers (under assumed names) for a song. To write really bad movies.

“Look, we bought a gorilla suit. We’ve gotta use it.”

And the comic director Roach (“Meet the Parents,” “Austin Powers”) makes these two hours saunter by, a tragedy regarded today as both a dark period in American history, and a farce.

It’s a shame the movie never puffs up into the sort of grand statement delivered in epic form that they plainly intended it to be.

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MPAA Rating: R for language including some sexual references

Cast: Bryan Cranston, Helen Mirren, Louis C.K., Diane Lane, Elle Fanning, Michael Stuhlbarg
Credits: Directed by Jay Roach, script by John McNamara. A Bleecker St. release.

Running time: 2:04

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Movie Review: “Man Up”

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Sure, “Man Up” stars two of our favorite on-screen funny folk — Lake “In a World…” Bell and Simon “Shaun of the Dead” Pegg.

But Bell, playing a lovelorn Brit, takes a while to settle into the character and the accent. And Pegg? He takes forever to show up.

And once his character does arrive — she meets him under the clock at London’s Waterloo Station under false pretenses because he thinks she’s his blind date — there’s all this awkward setting up of the silliness to come.

Nancy (Bell) is pretending she’s this annoying 24 year-old triathlete and self-help book fan she met on the train, the true blind date for newly-divorced Jack (Pegg). He’s trying to impress her, prattling on so fast that she never has a chance to explain that she has the self-help dating book he’s supposed to recognize her with by mistake.

The date begins clumsily, the lies pile up. They stumble into some obsessed barkeep from her past,  Sean (Rory Kinnear, hilarious), a guy capable of blackmailing her into sexual favors just to keep her secret.

“It would appear that I have you OVER a barrel, at last!”

But Nancy and Jack both memorize movie quotes, both like beer and both like to bowl. Something could click, here. And it does.

This comedy by the director of “The In-Betweeners Movie” and written by Tess Morris doesn’t truly spark to life until Sean shows up, at about the 35 minute mark. The bland predictability falls away, the banter lights up and the two leads set off real sparks

Why? Because they fight. They’ve “shared” all these likes/dislikes which the dating book (“Six Billion People & You”) ordained that they try. They’ve sized each other up. And in just an hour or so, they know where to stick the needle.

“The BITTER look really suits you.”

“Whoa, lemme guess, ‘I’m all wounded and rejected and I need comforting by a woman HALF MY AGE.'”

And then Jack’s ex (Olivia Williams, who does brittle well) shows up, and it’s game-on as the two quarreling blind daters put on a salty show of “porn sex” bragging and worse.

Screenwriter Morris sets this against the 40th anniversary party of Nancy’s parents, which is supposed to feature a speech by her, but which she’s skipping for this whim date.

The wistful and poignant stuff doesn’t play as well as the surprising setbacks to romance, many of them delivered by the weirdly randy Sean at the most opportune times.

Not entirely hilarious, largely owing to that empty opening, “Man Up” can be recommended for that promising midway mark fight to its flash mob finale, 40 or so minutes that will make you grin and remember why so many of us consider Pegg and Bell (lately on TV’s “Wet, Hot American Summer” farce) the most reliable names in any indie comedy’s credits.

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MPAA Rating: R for language and sexual references

Cast: Lake Bell, Simon Pegg, Rory Kinnear, Olivia Williams
Credits: Directed by Ben Palmer , script by Tess Morris. A Saban/BBC Films release.

Running time: 1:28

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Movie Review: “The 33”

331The miraculous rescue of 33 men trapped in a Chilean gold mine 2300 feet underground was one of the feel-good stories of 2010. It makes for a touching and amusing if overlong movie from the director of “Under the Same Moon.”

“The 33” has an old-fashioned feel.  From the Spanish-accented English that dominates the dialogue of the international cast, to the grace notes — a wife sings a lovely Spanish lament, the men hallucinate a last supper with their loved-ones — from the cliched way the government officials and engineers bicker about doing “the impossible,” to the conflicts among the diverse men stuck in the mine’s nearly half-mile deep safe room, this fairly reeks of being “the Hollywood version” of that story.

But darned if the jamon and cheese, laid on thick here, doesn’t work.

There’s the old miner whose retirement party opens the movie, the young father-t0-be (Mario Casas), the alcoholic (Juan Pablo Raba) long-estranged from his older sister (Juliette Binoche), a street vendor whose determination shames the government into action.

Antonio Banderas plays the growling veteran miner who shows flint and organizational moxie when the worst happens. And Lou Diamond Phillips, laying it on thick, is the guilt-ridden colleague, trapped with the others, whose job it is “to keep these men SAFE.” Which he does. Repeatedly. Loudly. Passionately.

The mine, a vast, hundred-year-old chasm so worked and carved up that they drove trucks to deliver the men to the deepest corners of it, will give you the willies. No, there’s little mine safety, no OSHA looking out for these guys. You can smell the corporate shortcuts being taken. And we’ve seen Don Lucho (Phillips) lose his latest passionate safety argument with the corporate hack in charge.

The collapse, when it comes, is nerve-rattling. But quick thinking (by Don Lucho) sent them down, to their sanctuary room, and not fleeing up where they most certainly would have perished.

The only thing about the response that has any urgency to it is the way the company gets police out there to shut down the mine and block access to the site. These guys are trapped. Chile, by tradition it is suggested, doesn’t mount rescues. Managing the tragedy is what they’re all about.

Laurence, the Minister of Mines (Rodrigo Santoro) convinces El Presidente (Bob Gunton) that this will look bad, that it’s their “moral duty” to make an effort. Laurence is sent to Copiapo, in the high Atacama Desert where this mine is located. He’s a little too willing to accept the “nothing can be done” assessment of the mine owners. But a slap from Maria (Binoche) sends him into action.

A Chilean drilling engineer (Gabriel Byrne) has neat 3D mapping software and a quick way of explaining the difficulties to Laurence, and the audience. Several international drilling teams are called in when signs of life below are discovered (James Brolin heads the American effort).

And down below, the miners pray and gripe and go through alcohol withdrawal and lament their limited food, looted first aid kit and shrinking chances of survival.

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The most authentic moments come from the real Spanish speakers — an Andean woman blessing the drillers, veteran Chilean TV presenter Don Francisco (real name, Mario Kreutzberger) who shows up to lend gravitas and a nation’s hope to the proceedings.

Director Patricia Riggen may dawdle through the many transitions this story took, veer from cute to cutesy as her actors jump from ham to hammy in some scenes. And her ending lacks the gut-punch of delight that the real rescue, covered nonstop on global cable news networks. But she’s delivered a “33” that still still touches and tickles, a film with a  coda that will leave a lump in the throat.

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MPAA Rating: PG-13 for a disaster sequence and some language

Cast: Antonio Banderas, Juliette Binoche, Rodrigo Santoro, Lou Diamond Phillips, Bob Gunton, Kate del Castillo, James Brolin
Credits: Directed by Patricia Riggen, script by Mikko Alanne, Craig Broten, Michael Thomas. A Warner Brothers release.

Running time: 2:07

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Movie Review: “Flutter”

flut1A “Flutter,” the opening credits of the film of that title tell us, is Brit-slang for “a small wager.”

That sets us up for a movie in the sordid world of betting on sports — Cockney gambling addicts who rarely take the time to shave and clean up before dashing off to the track — a sort of Guy Ritchie-lite thriller.

And that’s what we get, with a Mephistophelian twist. This punter (Joe Anderson) gets himself mixed up with a bookie (Anna Anissmova) who pushes him into deeper and darker bets, seemingly bent on his destruction.

John (Anderson) has made gambling a career. Not that he’s great at it. His idea of “work” is hitting the dog track with his mates (Luke Evans, Max Brown). And somehow, he’s managed to marry a solicitor (Laura Fraser) who is OK with that. The one spoiler I’ll allow here is that this becomes reasonable when we see that the lawyer-wife is the daughter of a gambler.

Like any gambler, John’s eager to act on any tip that comes his way, even from his American dentist (Billy Zane, creepy as you’d expect). When he acts on this, he goes to his on-track bookie, Stan. But “fat, bald” Stan is gone. The new Stan is the overripe Ms. Anissmova, of “The Whistleblower.” Yes, the new Stan is trouble.

John, Wagner (Brown) and Adrian (Evans) aren’t above making the odd bet on each other. Who can eat a “ghost” chili without spitting it out?  But Stan, being an American, is looking for more IN-teresting wagers.

John’s bum tooth? She’s puts big money on whether he’ll have the guts to pull it out himself. There’s a school hostage situation on TV, and she’s got bets in on how many kids the villain will murder.

“That’s sick, Stan.”

“It’s a sick world, John.”

Thus does John, who narrates, spiral down a hole of Stan’s creation. The only bets that feel like “sure things” are whether he can spend a week, in his bathroom, without telling his wife why, and worse.

I like the world director Giles Borg and writer Stephen Leslie conjure up for this  2011 film, finally getting U.S. distribution/VOD play. The differences between American horse and dog tracks and British ones are interesting.

The cast, especially Evans (“Furious 7,” “Dracula Untold”), is why this didn’t stay on the shelf. Anderson (“The Grey,” “The Crazies,” Across the Universe”) makes a properly ratty gambling addict.  But the script and his performance of it never approach desperation. The voice-over narration undercuts the doom that’s supposed to hang over the picture.

The darkly comic premise lacks the lighter touch it needs to be the least bit comic. Stan insists all her bets be “secret,” and has an enforcer (Anton Lesser) to keep things honest. So even as the three pals notice that this one has a shaved head and that one other signs of “extreme wagering,” they don’t talk.

But nobody does enough to take this into the realm of “Faust.” There’s no urgency, and even when a lot’s at stake, you don’t always feel that.

Still, a thriller with this setting and this cast can never go too far wrong. “Flutter” doesn’t hit the jackpot, but at least it’s a decent even-money bet.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, with violence, some of it graphic — profanity, gambling

Cast: Joe Anderson, Anna Anissmova, Luke Evans, Laura Fraser, Max Brown and Bill Zane
Credits: Directed by Giles Borg, script by Stephen Leslie. An XLRator release.

Running time: 1:26

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Box Office: “Spectre” opens 17% lower than “Skyfall, “Peanuts” not quite a blockbuster

Bond2It was obvious from the product tie-ins, the clumsy way the studio promoted it and the early reviews that “Spectre” represented a pretty serious fall-off in the again-burgeoning James Bond franchise.

Not fatal, just serious. It turns out the critical fall-off was steeper than the box office one, but it still was telling. Box office returns on opening weekend show this $245 million film, opening on more screens, managed $73 million. Those numbers are closer to “Quantum of Solace” ($67 million). Worldwide, it’ll do great. But the U.S. take, with a 50-65% falloff the second week — steeper than usual because it’s just not as good — looks to be significantly lower than “Skyfall.”

Daniel Craig knew it, which is why there was all this British press about him being ready to exit the franchise. So maybe all the speculation about who will replace him will gain urgency. He’s done well, but this franchise is entirely too costly to risk on somebody less committed to the part.

They spent the money this time, and the digitally augmented explosions and set-piece Villain’s Lair stuff was still only mildly impressive. Christoph Waltz was entirely too-on-the-nose as the villain, and probably entirely too costly. He gave us nothing unexpected.

The car chase was feeble, and so on and so on.

So, $73 this weekend, probably low $30s next. It will have to get into the black playing overseas. As for its place in the Bond Box Office All Time Sweepstakes?

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Oddly enough, “The Peanuts Movie” did almost what “Wreck it Ralph” did opening against “Skyfall,” as Box Office Mojo notes.

It opened bigger than “Hotel Transylvania,” but just below “Hotel Transylvania 2.”

Decent, on the low end of higher expectations for the film ($50something should have been within reach). But whatever the familiarity of the TV specials, kids are decades removed from this brand, so that’s a hats-off to parents for dragging their kids to a 3D version of the animation they loved when they were children. The second weekend should be strong, though it won’t do the repeat business of some animated fare. It’s not a “ride,” but more a sweet and soulful kids-life cartoon.

Look for its overall take to be in the $165 million or so “Hotel Transylvania 2” will have taken in when it loses the last of its screens.

“The Martian” will clear $200 million by Thursday.

“Goosebumps” is doing well, but less than spectacular. It will be lucky to hit $80 million before its screens disappear.

“Bridge of Spies” is holding audience and screens, but doesn’t look like it will reach $70, unless it gets an Oscar bump.

“The Intern” has done better than that, and remains in the Top Ten one more week.

The Christian football drama “Woodlawn” has made its money, and will lose screens and audience when “My All American” opens Friday. Probably.

“Suffragette” isn’t yet setting the world on fire in limited release, “Steve Jobs” will not hit $20 without Oscar help, “Spotlight” is winning the per screen average in very limited release.

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Movie Review: “The Armor of Light”

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“The Armor of Light” is a documentary of faith, a film about a dramatic conversion.

The Rev. Rob Schenck doesn’t find Jesus over the course of it. He’s been an evangelical preacher for decades and a mainstay in the modern anti-Abortion movement for almost as long.

What filmmakers Abigail Disney and Kathleen Hughes capture — apparently, at his invitation — is his come-to-Jesus moment over guns. How can a Christian, this lifelong committed ultra-conservative wants to know, a preacher whose “natural constituency” is “evangelical…Tea Party Republicans,” reconcile the unholy alliance between the National Rifle Association and Christianity, “Thou shalt not kill” with “Thou shalt carry, openly or concealed, a gun?”?

The 50something Schenck is shown, in archival footage, deeply involved in strident protests over abortion, protests connected with the radical Operation Rescue anti-abortion group. He is not quite able to shrug off one widow’s blaming him for espousing the beliefs that got her doctor-husband murdered.

“People under my spiritual care are capable of this,” he says of the activist turned murderer who killed that Buffalo doctor.

He ministered to the Pennsylvania Amish families whose school-age daughters were murdered by another woman-hating nut with a gun fetish. Mass shootings, school shootings, they take on toll on Schenck’s psyche.

But it wasn’t until the Navy Yard mass shooting in Washington, where he has his Ten Commandments-fronted lobbying office, that “I realized, I have to address this.”

We see the preacher get acquainted with his subject — going to a rifle range, trying out pistols, a shotgun and an assault rifle. He wants to understand their appeal.

He tests his new thinking out on “my focus group,” the evangelical preachers he represents and ministers to as part a national organization of such denominations. We see white preachers, male and female, younger and old, frown, fold their arms and rationalize their interpretation of the Second Amendment to the Ten Commandments and the New Testament.

Disney and Hughes’ film ties Rev. Rob’s spiritual quest to Jordan Davis, a teen murdered in Jacksonville by a hothead who emptied a pistol into the SUV the kid was in because he and his friends were playing their music too loud. Rev. Rob has to meet Lucia McBath, Jordan’s mom. Can this pro-choice black Christian mother find common ground with a white ultra-conservative preacher closely tied to a group who — its critics say — is bent on the reactionary return to a patriarchal church having control over women?

“The Armor of Light” isn’t a mind-changing documentary. But Disney/Hughes’ film suggests that Schenck’s conversion is the beginning of an attempted unwinding of “a Faustian pact” (his words) between the NRA and evangelical Christianity.

He’s a smart guy, knows the history of evangelical politics, from Democrats supporting Jimmy Carter to the Jerry Falwell-Pat Robertson push into Republicanism, backing Ronald Reagan, and the way Reagan tied his flock to the NRA, a sportsman’s organization taken over by big money from the gun manufacturers. He recognizes “the racial component” to all this. Black evangelicals may share abortion and gay rights views, in some cases, with white ones. On guns? When he speaks to them, he sees how they’re poles apart.

The film can seem self-serving, as Schenck brings a film crew along to his debates with evangelical braintrusts and swims against the current of his own constituency. The most shrill figures in the movie are NRA chief Wayne LaPierre, and hearing his word-for-word “Good guys with guns/more polite society” etc. talking points parroted by the combative Troy Newman of Operation Rescue lays out the problem, plain and simple.

But we appreciate that it takes guts to “speak truth to power” on this subject to this crowd, and we see the scowls as this passionate preacher turns on the heat on allies who had never questioned his wisdom, reason and debating skills before.

Will he get anywhere? Will he be ostracized? Will he have a constituency when all is said and done? The NRA takes out politicians. Lobbyist preachers are no different.

But it’s fascinating to see this subject tackled in this way by this corner of the population, or at least one member of it.

3stars2

MPAA Rating: PG-13 for thematic content and brief strong language

Cast: Rev. Rob Schenck, Lucia McBath, John Phillips, Troy Newman

Credits: Directed by Abigail Disney, Kathleen Hughes, written by Abigail Disney. A Fork Films release.

Running Time: 1:28

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Book Review — Judd Apatow’s “Sick in the Head: Conversations about Life and Comedy”

apFinally got around to Judd Apatow’s comic memoir, “Sick in the Head,” an autobiographically revealing series of Q & A’s he’s done with people in the business of funny over the decades.

Decades? He started as a precocious teen, setting up tape recorded for radio chats with people like Leno and Seinfeld in the early ’80s, at a time when they were up and coming and he was able to trick their publicists into thinking he was a real reporter from a real radio station.

He was really taking notes on how one writes jokes, builds an act and constructs a career in stand up and what comes after — sitcoms, movies, screenwriting, joke-writing.

It’s a fascinating mixed bag of a book. His editor chose to let him flesh it out with way too many current comics (plus, oh, Eddie Vedder, Apatow’s wife Leslie Mann, directors like Mike Nichols and James L. Brooks). The dynamic of the modern conversations with Louis C. K. and Amy Schumer et al is totally different and far less interesting. Yeah, maybe it makes the book more sellable. But when you’re speaking to these people as equals, or transcribing a joint appearance on “Charlie Rose” with former roommate and longtime pal Adam Sandler, the conversation is more muted, more guarded and less fascinating.

He worked for Roseanne, and their reminiscence is sort of a career retrospective on her, a chance for her to even the score about the “difficult” reputation she was saddled with thanks to her TV hit.

Harry Anderson in 1983, right before “Night Court”? That’s gold. A hard life of hustling turned into a magic act with laughs.

I like his Leno chat and memories of the many kindnesses Leno extended him over the years. Kind of anti-Kimmel. Nothing revealing in the Jon Stewart stuff. Lena Dunham? A comic?

Seth Rogen? Another chat with Chris Rock? Jeff Garlin and Colbert, Marc Maron? Key & Peele? The balance of power in these chats is all wrong, more of An Audience with Judd Apatow.

Love that he worshiped Harold Ramis, whose films Apatow’s best movies most resemble. His joint interview with his wife Leslie Mann tells us nothing.  Interviewed Judd several times over the years, Leslie always bailed out of interviews — at the last minute.

A mixed bag of chats, but there’s enough here to hang onto, rather like “This is 40” or “Funny People.” Not quite there, but with some meat on the funny bones.

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