For some reason, a lot of goose-stepping snowflakes are weeping and reading the French election results and tweeting their displeasure with #RIPFrance.

Victor Lazlo and Isla and Rick and Yvonne and The Band at the Cafe Americain have something to say to that.

Yes, “Casablanca” remains germane, because not all Nazis — as Elon and Bibi and LePen and Farage and DeSantis and Trump remind us — are Germans.