Movie Review: “A Wedding Banquet” remake shows us Just How Far We’ve Come

More charming than amusing, chosing sentiment over “edge,” the Andrew Ahn remake of Ang Lee’s 1993 queer cinema classic “The Wedding Banquet” gives the viewer time to reflect on just how much American and world culture have changed in the past 30+ years.

Lee’s film, about a gay Chinese-American who marries a female tenant renting an apartment from him as a way of appeasing and fooling his traditional Chinese family, seems positively demure now. The characters are tentative, dreading “coming out” and going to great extremes to ensure that they don’t have to.

Ahn (“Driveways”) gives his film hip cachet in casting Bowen Yang, Lily Gladstone, Kelly Marie Tran and Joan Chen in lead roles. He recognized that the comic possibilities of fooling relatives in The Old Country (Korea, this time) are exhausted, and moved beyond that as gracefully as he could.

If his picture lacks the understated delight that the original “Banquet” provided and fails to find many laughs in that promising cast, he at least charts the journey from gay “stereotypes” to gay “archetypes.”

Gladstone and Tran play Lee and Angela, a long-paired lesbian couple struggling to conceive via In Vitro fertilization. Yang and Hang Gi-chan are Chris and Min, the gay couple renting the garage apartment in the house Lee inherited from her father.

Lee, a “professional” lesbian (activist, organizer, etc) and “worm” scientist Angela are feeling the psychological and financial strain of trying to have a baby. Chris and Min have other issues, with older Chris having put-off finishing his Phd — “Queer Theory takes the joy out of being queer!” — and quick to rebuff Min’s proposal.

Min’s a perpetual student, an artist in cloth and a Korean citizen. Is the marriage for a Green Card? The fact that his homophobic grandfather will cut him off from the family fortune should he come out worries Chris more than it does Min.

Why not fake-marry Angela instead? Appease Zoom-call businesswoman granny (Youn Yuh-jung), get that Green Card and provide the family cash necessary for Angela and Lee to finally have a baby?

The movie introduces this epiphany and that jolting turn of events every bit as abruptly as that description implies.

Old friends Angela and Chris get weepy drunk over this idea and wake up naked. And then Granny shows up and the whole scheme struggles to get on its feet.

Casting Yang, famed for his bitchy, adenoidal put-downs, promises more laughs than this “Wedding Banquet” delivers. The first forty minutes are deathly dull. Then the fake marriage plot is set in motion and things pick up a bit for at least part of the remainder of the film.

Yang and Hang have little chemistry, in contrast with Tran and Gladstone, who click as a couple and make the buy-in easy.

Ahn’s efforts to deepen the Taiwan/America cultural contrast of the original film by mixing up Chinese and Korean and Native American characters (Bobo Lee plays Chris’s lesbian hipster cousin) comes to almost nothing — a hint of cuisine, a drag vamp on Chinese dragon costumes, a little Korean customs and Chinese culture bashing.

Screen legend Chen (“Twin Peaks,” “The Last Emperor,””Marco Polo,” “Didi”) is a breath of fresh air as Angela’s overbearing, over-sharing mother, a woman “all-in” on the who PFLAG super-supportive Mom thing, which infuriates her fuming daughter. Chen and Youn (“Minari”) almost set off sparks and suggest another promising angle Ahn didn’t choose to develop.

The few antic bits play. The rush to “de-queer” the house when Granny is coming shows DVDs, CDs and the Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page autobiography grabbed and hidden, along with a Lilith Faire concert poster.

“The Indigo Girls are surprisingly popular in Korea!”

But this “Banquet” never gets up a head of steam, never unravels into anything fun. Yang ensured that they’d have enough zingers to make the trailer funny. The film itself is more recognizably human and considered, while lacking any comic edge or sense that the romantic stakes are high.

When the climax lurches into the anti-climax, it’s hard to see what much of the fuss of any of this would have been about, when even the most transgressive moments have lost their sting.

But that’s just the final confirmation of shifts in the culture. “Coming Out” stories are passe, and half-heartedly flipping their twists won’t change that, no matter how much pushback the reactionary culture seems to embrace at the moment.

Rating: R, nudity, alcohol abuse, profanity

Cast: Bowen Yang, Lily Gladstone, Kelly Marie Tran, Hang Gi-chan, Bobo Lee, Youn Yuh-jung and Joan Chen.

Credits: Directed by Andrew Ahn, scripted by Andrew Ahn, based on the screenplay to “The Wedding Banquet” by James Schamus. A Bleecker Street release.

Running time: 1:42

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Man, is “Sneaks” trippy, or what?

A kiddie comedy about that special pair of sneakers who carry a young baller’s dream, separated by “The Collector,” with one Sneaker seeking his mate…

You’d expect to hear the voice of Martin Lawrence in it, but Anthony Mackie and Lawrence Fishburne?

I may not review it because it isn’t all that. (OK, I did review it.)

But with a “Sneaker Culture” consultant/tour guide listed in the credits, it’s the nuttiest idea to turn into a kiddie cartoon. Or one of the nuttiest.

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Movie Preview: “Wicked: For Good,” aka “Wicked 2”

Had the mood of of the audience and indeed the country changed since “Wicked One” opened last fall?

Whatever cheery optimism the overproduced blockbuster engendered is going to find a steeper hill to climb when this “Wicked” this way comes Nov. 21.

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Movie Preview: Cobie Smulders and Ben Foster live on a “Sharp Corner”

Foster plays a man obsessed with saving drivers from themselves as they try to take the intersection where he lives at dangerous speeds.

Smulders is the wife trapped in this obsession.

This thriller drops April 23.

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Movie Preview: An action pic from “Last Samurai” era Japan — “11 Rebels”

The end of feudalism, the rise of imperialism and 11 convicts stand guard over a frontier fort, facing modernized infantry and artillery.

It’s “Seven Samurai” with 11 “bandits,” a touch of “47 Ronin” and “The Last Samurai” inspired by a “true story.”

June 10, this one drops.

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Netflixable? Slow and stumbling “Squad 36” takes its sweet time getting to all the Cop Picture Cliches

“Squad 36” is a ponderous Parisian police procedural that never seems to get out of its own way. Staggering from cliche to contrivance, there’s little doubt what climax the stock characters who inhabit it are headed to, and that there’ll be an anti-climax after that.

Dirty cops, dangerous gangs, intrasquad romance and police who take care of their own, it’s a French variation of that tried and true hook of American cop pictures since “Colors.” That truism “The police are just another gang” bears repeating as much of the world seems indoctrinated to the “Law & Order/Bluebloods” myth of those who “protect and serve.”

It’s a milieu where French actor turned writer-director Olivier Marchal (“Rogue City”) has found a home. Perhaps he’s too comfortable in that home for his own good.

We meet the titular six-member Anti-Crime Ssquad as Sami (Tefix Jallab), Vinny (Guillaume Pottier), Walid (Youssef Ramal), biker Hanna (Juliette Dol), Richard (Soufiane Guerrab) and Antoine (Victor Belmondo) chase canny and tough-looking mob figure Karim (Jean-Michel Correia) all over the rainy streets of Paris.

A couple of things leap to mind in this opening sequence. Why are they pursuing this armed gangster, when they won’t arrest him? Why have Hanna — the lone woman on the team — lose control of her bike so that star Belmondo (the grandson of you-know-who) can take over?

And aren’t ALL police squads “anti-crime?”

Sami is the on-task boss of them all, answering to an impatient, CYA/C-his-A higher up (Yvan Attal). But Antoine is meant to be the “colorful” one. He’s seeing Hanna on the sly. And he takes out his over-the-top aggression on foes in underground, no-holds-barred brawling for bucks.

That’s what gets Antoine kicked out to the suburbs to “a department with less confrontation.” His colleagues may insist he got a raw deal, but we know better.

Months later, when members of the squad turn up dead and one goes missing, Antoine is lured back into this lurid world of nightclubs, overlapping jurisdictions, suspect cops and suspect mobsters. Because come what may, cops take care of their own.

Adapting a novel by Michel Tourscher, Marchal fills the screen with assorting police units with varying agendas with Antonoine running afoul of some and secretly supported by others.

The violence can be sudden and random and visceral. But once we get past the “cop in fight club” first act, the narrative settles into duller shoe-leather police work, following this tip, making that contact, working outside the law because the insiders don’t want him messing around in all this.

“You mind your own business and there won’t be any repercussions” is as menacing in French (with subtitles) as it is dubbed into English.

I like the suggestions of and open displays of corruption — stealing cash from an evidence locker, higher-ups shuffling wayward cops from job to job like pedophile priests.

At least in French cop movie funerals they don’t trot out bagpipes.

But when a picture bogs down into talky, relationshippy middle-acts like this one, the viewer gets ahead of it. The big mystery is easily guessed, and early. Characters don’t have motives or relationships that aren’t contrived, simply ordained by screenwriterly convenience.

Belmondo is convincingly tough and flinty, but has a generic screen presence that suggests “supporting player with a famous last name.”

Correia, as the 50ish mobster, brings weight and charisma and layers to his role. Everybody else here is just a cog in the clumsy collective presented here, cops and killers doing what they do the way they’ve done it in hundreds of pictures just like this, many of them better than the sedentary “Squad 36.”

Rating: TV-MA, bloody violence, nudity, profanity

Cast: Victor Belmondo,
Tewfik Jallab, Yvan Attal, Juliette Dol,
Soufiane Guerrab,
Jean-Michel Correia,
Lydia Andrei, Guillaume Pottier and Youssef Ramal

Credits: Directed by Olivier Marchal, scripted by and Olivier Dujois and Olivier Marchal, based on a novel by Michel Tourscher. A Netflix release.

Running time: 2:08

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Movie Preview: Colman and Cumberbatch, a new war of “The Roses?”

An all star cast includes Oscar winners Olivia Colman and Allison Janney, Andy Samberg and Kate McKinnon.

And Benedict Cumberbatch in a straight up dysfunctional marriage comedy.

Yes, it’s a remake of the Kathleen Turner/Michael Douglas farce, both films are based on Warren Adler’s dark dark novel.

These  Roses” bloom at the end of August.

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Movie Preview: Rosamund Pike and Matthew Rhys take that “Hallow Road” to a daughter who’s been in an accident

The premise has promise. Your kid’s had an accident, you’re racing to help, or do damage control.

“Don’t let her DIE Alice!”

Parents dash to carry out a coverup to protect their daughter?

What’s odd about this May 16 horror offering is that Universal picked it up from budget-thriller distributor XYZ Films.

Looks tense, and Pike always delivers.

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Movie Preview: Killer Canines from “The Breed” inspire “A Breed Apart”

Dopey horror about a gathering on an idyllic island which one person can win as their very own if they catch or “bag” the most feral dogs who escaped a movie shoot there years before.

Hayden Panatierre, Grace Caroline Currey and Virginia Gardner are the “names” in the cast. The murderous doggies are the stars.

May 16

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Movie Preview: Mike Flanagan and Stephen King land Tom Hiddleston, Mia Sara, Karen Gillan, Chiwetel Ejiofor and Mark Hamill for “The Life of Chuck”

Festival buzz for this June release has been pretty good. Pretty pretty pretty good.

Festival Groupthink? It’s totally a thing. But we’ll see. In June.

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