Book Review: Craig Ferguson muses about “Riding the Elephant”

For my money, Craig Ferguson did the best late night talk show of this millennium.

Not as searing and politically astute as Jon Stewart, not the populist cheerleader that Colbert has become, never built for the viral era that Jimmy Fallon and James Corden excel in, he was just good at being funny, flippant and making every interview — even the clunky ones that were never destined to go well — amusing.

You can find his chats from the “Late Late Show” all over Youtube, and many of these are marvels of quick wit, “performed” flirtation (way over the top, immunizing him from #MeToo, but they probably wouldn’t fly today) and bemused empathy.

Any model or starlet booked on the show had to be prepared for a level of joking around that could either make him, the burlesquing lech, or her look dizzy and foolish. It was usually him, no matter how dim the interviewee might seem.

An addict who recognized a drowning woman’s cries for help, he told people to back off Britney Spears. And after some grousing, they did.

I especially adored his conversations with his fellow Scots and sympathetic Irish — Billy Connolly, Ewan, Gerard Butler, Kelly MacDonald et al.

He seemed unusually good at things Letterman and Leno and all who followed them lost, the ability to listen and have a conversation. Colbert might get there, if he can get away from his note cards. Fallon, Kimmel, Conan and Noah are all poor interviewers, although Noah can summon up the seriousness necessary for big subjects and Colbert can be tough when he’s not phoning it in.

And we’d all kind of like to see how Samantha Bee might handle a full bore conversation show, and not one in the Oliver/Bee rant “reporting” style.

Ferguson’s done a legitimate memoir, “American By Choice,” which came out during his run on late night. “Riding the Elephant” is a collection or memories and musings in a philosophical line, anecdotes about the first member of his peer group who was facing early death, about how action hero and amateur pilot Kurt Russell read an earlier book of Craig’s and decided he was a “control freak” who didn’t really fear flying (and was right, apparently), and helped him get flying lessons.

Ferguson muses on psychotherapy, religion, running the table (almost) from “that ludicrous” “E-Meter” to “GuyWhoseNAmeYouCan’tEvenSay (not Voldemort)”, and the weight of growing up in Scotland and the UK, which he surmises has suffered through a century-long malaise thanks to the incredible losses the country endured in “The Great War,” World War I.

Yes, he had a near #MeToo scare, involving that very flirty/naughty interviewing “technique.” “Ribald,”he calls it, and the women who engage in it with him seem to agree.

He’s always most on point talking about addiction, his own alcoholism and the assorted “helpers” who pointed this out to him and finally convinced him to turn all that around. Like a lot of addicts, he presumes expertise and can be wearing in his self help sermonizing.

Sexual experiences, breaking out of being a bad punk drummer to become a bad standup before he got to be good at it, a Princess Diana anecdote, blistering criticism of what Britain’s royal family has really done to the country (ruined it ever becoming a “meritocracy,” for starters), the downside of “Fame” as we see it today, fan encounters — a lot of insightful riffs are packed into the anecdotes, and some sentiment that seems more Irish than Scots, if you buy into stereotypes. Which we dooooo.

He’s a marvelously dry anecdote relator and storyteller, so this is a breezy read.

We learn what “Bingo Wings” (arm flaps of women of a no-longer-sleeveless age) and “Hogmanay” (New Year’s Eve) are in his native tongue, and get a dizzy sampling of Scots conversation, written in dialect.

An encounter with a Glasgow drunk, after his own sobriety and fame, written in dialect, is a Glaswegian hoot.

“Ah’ve never seen yer stoopit American shooo oan the telly!”

He reiterates that he was bailing out of the talk show before Letterman announced his retirement, that he had no interest in the earlier gig, and was relieved to be rid of the one he had. Unlike the ever-shrinking Conan, he got out of it with a bit of dignity intact.

And he touchingly recollects his Peak Year, 2008, when it all went right — a year punctuated with his third (still going) marriage, the death of his mother, and one of his worst sets ever — in Atlantic City, New Year’s Eve, in the middle of a blizzard.

I interviewed him several times over the years, about an indie film he’d made (pre-“Late Late Show”), in conjunction with one of his “Don’t give a f— any more” stand up performances in Orlando during the run of the late night show and when he was offered up by a studio to talk about those “How to Train Your Dragon” movies, one of the few authentic Scots in that Scots-flavored Viking cartoon trilogy.

He was funny and biting and so profane he was hard to quote on a family newspaper, the potty mouthed haggis-shagging tosser.

He’s a self-taught wit, well-read high school drop out and I’d say turns an elegant phrase on the page, just enough profanity for Scots-shock value, even when bragging about hosting the July 4 concert in Boston for CBS, featuring the Boston Pops and later, Neil Diamond.

“He put his hand on my shoulder! ‘Reaching out…touchin’ me…touchin’ you…,” which means, no matter what you may achieve in your life, I’ll always be that little bit more awesome than you.”

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Djimon joins “A Quiet Place 2,” Brian Tyree Henry exits

Emily Blunt will be back, hubby Coach K is directing. Casting switches are kicking in at this stage.

“Djimon Hounsou is replacing Brian Tyree Henry in the sequel to ‘A Quiet Place’ https://t.co/w85wCOCC1z https://twitter.com/THR/status/1161152165559361541?s=17

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Movie Review: Manga becomes Movie in Sino-Japanese epic, “Kingdom”

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A Japanese manga about a mythic ancient Chinese civil war becomes a live-action Japanese feature film in “Kingdom.”

It’s, in essence, a samurai sword fight film with Chinese touches and that “unified China” messaging that many a Chinese combat period piece preaches, as decreed by Beijing.

Do the “Cultural Appropriation Police” know about this?

Even if they do, perhaps the best word for “Kingdom” is in keeping with its slangy, profanity-peppered trash talk — badass.

Grand fight choreography, complete with dazzling swordplay and gravity-defying wirework, imposing production design roughly on a par with the great Chinese-made epics such as “House of Flying Daggers”  and “Hero,” it’s a “Lord of the Rings” without the rings.

Slaveboys fated to meet in youth and inspire each other in adulthood, feuding royal siblings, a secret tunnel defended by an ogre, archers, blowguns and a warrior princess.

Actually, she’s a queen, and she too is pretty badass.

So many MANY names. The sub-titlers spell them a couple of different ways, so how is a mere critic to keep all the generals, assassins, court counselors, sidekicks, etc. straight?

And that dialogue, all “bull” this and “ass” that, with the swaggering young hero, played by Kento Yamazaki, bellowing, bludgeoning, stabbing and slicing, or just slack-jawed in awe — manga/anime style. Every so often he bites off some smack talk (in Japanese with English subtitles) that is vintage Hollywood action hero fodder.

“You wanna piece’a me!?” “I’ll decide whether to kill you after I take care of them!”

In 255, BCE, Qin State, on the western edge of the Middle Kingdom, we meet two slave boys, Xin and Piao, thrown together on the farm of a taskmaster who gives them little hope for a future.

“There’s no climbing out of the slave class.”

Swords, which they cannot afford, are their only way out. So they learn with sticks in the sylvan forests near their village, figuring that “10,000 bouts like our lives depend on it” and they’ll be in a position to become great generals.

That dream ends when Piao is spied by a great general and singled out to serve the king. Xin (Yamazaki) fumes and practices on his own until that night, some time later, when Piao (Ryô Yoshizawa) shows up, mortally wounded.

He has a mission for Xin, and a map to help him fulfill it. Go, serve the young king that Piao was hired to defend and be a body-double for. Xin figures “Avenge Piao” is part of that mission, too.

Xin fights his way to that newly-deposed young king (Yoshizawa), bringing along this “boy” guide who wears an owl costume in disguise who can help.  He Liao Diao (Kanna Hashimoto) fools everybody but the viewing audience about her gender. She looks like she stepped off the cover of a Japanese pop pixie magazine.

They’ll need help, as is the way of such epics, an alliance with “The Mountain Tribes,” primitive brutes nobody can understand because they wear animal war-masks all the time. It isn’t until she removes hers that Yang Duan He (Masami Nagasawa), their leader, is revealed to be a two-fisted, two-swords-slinging warrior queen.

The fights are drawn-out and the story is formulaic silliness, and also plodding. But damn this is fun.

Director Shinsuke Sato did “Bleach,” also based on a manga, and brings dashes of style to the proceedings. He handles the “training montage” briskly and punctuates it with a striking backlit/moonlight duel.

A characteristic of Chinese films of this era and genre is the sea of bodies thrown at the camera, and Sato and Sony/Toho Studio (Funimation is distributing) spent the money it took to manage that in Japan.

Vast cavalries of mounted, pennant waving lancers are worthy of the Japanese master Kurosawa, and the set-piece fights are brawls straight out of (Chinese) martial arts classics, the epics of Zhang Yimou (“House of Flying Daggers”), John Woo (“Red Cliff”) and Chen Kaige (“The Emperor and the Assassin”).

The action and spectacle don’t leave one much time to ponder the performances, which isn’t really what this is about.

Yoshizawa presents a regal stoicism, Yamazaki is all antic energy and “down and not out but on the verge of despair” when the need arises.

Nagasawa gets the real flourishes in the fight choreography, a veritable Japanese Wonder Woman not shy about slicing and dicing, especially the sneaky SOBs who dare come at her from behind.

Bad. Ass.

This isn’t quite the spectacle that the signature films of the genre are, but lacking the seriousness of those isn’t exactly a shortcoming. Those films were long in order to impose stateliness via pacing. This one plays as drawn-out because, well, because we know girlfriend’s got a blowgun that could end this mismatched fight in a flash, or because we’re wondering why the heroes don’t tackle the giant ogre, the Vermilion Assassin or anybody else as a group.

Or maybe the filmmakers couldn’t bear to edit all this into something even more energetic and brisk — a 100 minute movie stuffed into a 134 minute one.

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MPAA Rating: R, bloody martial arts violence, swordplay, profanity

Cast:  Kento Yamazaki, Ryô Yoshizawa, Masami Nagasawa, Kanna Hashimoto, Kanata Hongô, Masahiro Takashima,Takao Ohsawa

Credits: Directed by Shinsuke Sato, script by Tsutomu Kuroiwa and Shinsuke Sata, based on the manga (comic book) by Yasuhisa Hara. A Sony/Toho/Funimation release.

Running time: 2:12

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Movie Review: Industrial Revolution Wales is a spooky place for “Gwen”

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“Gwen” has the tenor of a spooky folk Welsh folk legend and the grasping, gasping punch of an Industrial Revolution parable.

Dark, helpless, grim and bleak? It’s all a part of the windswept and gray setting of this period-perfect period piece from writer-director William McGregor.

Eleanor Worthington-Cox of “Maleficent” and “Action Point” is the title character, a Welsh teen struggling under the thumb of her mother (Maxine Peake of “Peterloo,” TV’s “Little Dorrit”) and the conditions of the day.

It’s the early 19th century. Father is “away in the fighting” and their corner of Wales is transitioning from farms to “quarries,” open-pit coal mines to fuel the steam engines that have come to rule Britannia.

Gwen keeps their sheep, tends their vegetables and dreams of the day, with her doted-on little sister (Jodie Innes) when their beloved father returns.

But Mother being a stern taskmaster isn’t enough. Strange, lethal goings-on around them soon visit their farm as well. Gwen hears sounds on the farm in the night.

Mother’s reassurance, “I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about,” isn’t reassuring at all.

As their livestock die and the woes pile up, Mother starts having seizures and Gwen tries to pick up the slack even as the helplessness of it all falls entirely on her shoulders.

McGregor is a TV director who cut his teeth on “Poldark,” “The Missing” and “One of Us/Retribution.” He’s most concerned with mood, here — foggy, gloomy hillsides, lowering skies, a girl in her nightgown wandering into the dank dark with a lamp, pleading “Who’s there?”

Britain’s eternal class wars flicker in the subtle threats and intimidation the family faces. There’s not a lot of mystery about what they’re up against — not when a sheep’s heart is found nailed to their door after the local coal baron (Mark Lewis Jones) leans on Mother to sell out, after church service.

McGregor fleshes in period detail, the ivory pin used to prick one’s finger so that blood can add a little blush to one’s cheeks, the simple, candle-lit meals, the mud, muck, life-and-death nature of farmwork and the feeble hopes that the local mine’s doctor (Kobna Holdbrook-Smith) can offer Mother some relief from what ails her.

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Worthington-Cox has the pluck to pull off Gwen, and McGregor’s handling of the admittedly thin material is expert and artful — flashbacks showing that things there were always thus, but at least the family laughed and loved before Father went off to fight some rich man’s war for empire and markets.

Narrow in focus it may be, and it could certainly use a few more spooky touches to animate the “mystery” part of all this — Mother scattering sheep bones to ward off, what? Screeching animals in the night suggest The Cat of the Baskervilles might be on the prowl.

But “Gwen” is still a fascinating, immersive period piece that captures the helplessness of the working poor and the callousness of those who aren’t as aptly as, well, “Peterloo,” without getting the militia involved.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, graphic violence

Cast: Eleanor Worthington-Cox, Maxine Peake, Jodie Innes, Kobna Holdbrook-Smith, Mark Lewis Jones

Credits: Written and directed by William McGregor. An RLJE release.

Running time: 1:24

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LA Times asks, “Is ‘Art of Racing in the Rain” Milo’s ‘George Clooney Moment?'”

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Short answer? No. Milo Ventimiglia a is a bland, if pretty, non-presence in the film.

Nobody went to see it, and anybody looking for star power and charisma won’t see any sign of it from him in the movie.

Whatever he gets across in the TV show, he was a huge hole in the center of this movie built around him and a dog voiced by Kevin Costner.

The very premise of this LA Times piece is laughable. Did the reporter see the movie?

“Milo Ventimiglia, after a decades-long successful career in television, is trying his hand at leading man status in the film “The Art of Racing in the Rain.” https://t.co/gA48E53MPJ https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1160747760817229824?s=17

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Surging Pay-TV Subscriber Losses have become a tidal wave

Every cable operator, all the dish services, losing subscribers to the tune of a million and a half last quarter alone.

They are the newspapers of video content, profitable but dying. Quickly.

Dead media walking.

https://deadline.com/2019/08/u-s-pay-tv-subscriber-losses-more-than-triple-to-1-5m-in-q2-report-1202666232/

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Preview, After the Apocalypse, kids with guns rule “Monos”

A rain-soaked forest and mountain top, kids being kids, until the guns come out, the kidnapping happens and the helicopters come looking for them.

This striking Alejandro Landes feature opens Sept. 13 from Neon (of course)

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Next Screening? A spooky Welsh period piece, “Gwen”

Haunted by rural farming class poverty, terrorized by…

Writer-director William McGregor’s “Gwen” looks perfectly gloomy, properly spooky as only “an old folk tale” can be. It opens Friday.

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Box Office: “Hobbs” adds $25, “Scary Stories” just under $21, “Dora” $17

I dare say Paramount is taking this $17 million opening weekend for “Dora and the Lost City of Gold” as, if not a win, at least a minimized loss. They were late realizing this tween adventure had no natural audience and were scared to death of reviews.

CBS Films has never had as big a hit as “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” — $20.8 million. CBS Films will be no more as of the end of the year. Mystified as to the watered down Rotten Tomato reviews for this dull fright fest with training wheels on. They added 200 younger, greener critics, and voila — 80% positive for anything empowered and Del Toro’d.

“The Kitchen” bombed, a genre picture which had a lot going for it in terms of cast and screenwrirer bonafides. Andrea Berloff got a shot at directing her own script and blew it. Maybe a little TV directing seasoning would help. She deserves another shot. $5.3 million for that one.

That’s almost $3 million below Fox”s “Art of Racing in the Rain.” $8.1 million for that dog dies at the end drama.

“Brian Banks” bombed. Could not crack the top ten. “The Farewell” is dating, adding hundreds of screens and falling out of the top ten.

A K Pop doc, “Bring the Soul,” cracked the top ten.

“Peanut Butter Falcon” win the per screen average race, over $12k. Maybe Roadside Attractions will give it wider release.

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

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“The Hunt” — thriller about tracking and killing people with assault rifles, pulled from release

It’s another version of “Most Dangerous Game” (humans as “game”), and I’m not sure it is so politically touchy that it needed to be pulled.

Trump wanted it yanked, and it was.

https://t.co/F3KuM5x3hc?amp=1

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