Movie Review: “It Chapter 2” becomes “The Never Ending Story”

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What’s that old saying about too much of a (mediocre) thing?

That’s the second half of Stephen King’s “It” saga, an everything horrific but the kitchen sink thriller destined to be a blockbuster, treated — by virtue of its excessive length — as “an event,” a signature moment on big screen horror.

Derivative, a veritable catalog of the author’s “greatest horror hits,” “It Chapter Two” is overloaded with characters, filled with flashbacks, with endless dollops of exposition, right up to the absurdly drawn-out, fan-servicing finale.

The dialogue is laced with profanity that has a gratuitous “Just because we can” R-rated air. We get a couple of genuinely chilling moments and one or two touching ones (There are MANY supposedly emotional scenes that fell flat, for me.), a couple of actual movie stars delivering fair value in the cast — and Bill Hader. But the best scenes and character are handed to a pretty good supporting player.

“It Chapter Two” plays like any of the lesser Harry Potter pictures, all over the place, overlong, where there’s actual market-researched fear in “leaving anything out,” for the fans.

So when a character eventually declares, “Nothing lasts forever,” feel free to keep “Except this f—–g movie!” under your breath.

Twenty-seven years have passed since “The Losers” of Derry, Maine, killed Pennywise the Supernatural Clown (Bill Skarsgård) and took a pact to return “if ‘It’ ever comes back.”

Considering how all of them eagerly fled the town where they were abused, beaten and bullied, where one lost his brother, and most have led full lives since “forgetting” most of what happened that summer of ’89, this “pact” thing doesn’t strike one as anything any of them would feel obligated to keep. Wouldn’t stand up in court, in any event.

But when Mike (Isaiah Mustafa), the one who stayed behind, kept the flame and kept a vigilant eye out calls each in turn with a “You need to come home,” they do.

Almost all of them, anyway.

Bill (James McAvoy) is the writer of the lot, the “Stand by Me” success, a successful horror author and screenwriter married to an actress (Jess Weixler), trying to write a new ending for director Peter Bogdanovich, in mid-production of their latest film.

A running gag? “Your endings suck.” Everybody says so, including his wife and the shopkeeper who reads his books back in Derry (a Stephen King cameo). And by the time we get to the second anti-climax at the conclusion of “It,” we might agree.

Beverly (Jessica Chastain) runs a fashion line, but is in a miserable, abusive marriage.

Ben (Jay Ryan) is no longer fat, no longer a poet, but a successful builder of architectural marvels.

Eddie (James Ransone) is a “risk assessment” expert for Big Insurance, still accident and injury prone, still a hypochondriac, still afraid of his own shadow.

Richie (Hader) is a neurotic stand-up comic made even more nervous by Mike’s call.

Stanley (Andy Bean)? He’s the one who’d rather die that “go back there.”

What Mike has seen as a “sign” is the film’s opening murder, a horrific homophobic hate crime finished off by Pennywise. The damned clown is back to his snatching and dismembering ways. Let’s skip by the real crime by four thugs (Cops are basically a non-presence in the Big Little Town of Derry) and focus on the supernatural one!

Andy Muschietti’s film folds flashback upon flashback into the proceedings as these characters, who vow to “stay together” because that’s how they foiled the clown the first time, are separated and each faces her or his fears in search of “artifacts” (talismans) from their youth that will help them repeat their defeat of Pennywise.

One thing those flashbacks accomplish is showcase Jaeden Martell’s growth spurt between the first film and this one. He plays the young Bill, and he’s already taller than McAvoy, and looks little like his original self in many scenes.

It’s a film of close-ups — used to make a laugh pay off (they rarely do), a fright bigger or that lump catch in your throat longer when the once-bantering teens rebuild their childhood pecking order and go all Stephen King gooey in their devotion to one another.

Ransome’s Eddie is the best match between the young Eddie and his adult guise, and he gives us lots of touches that show the boy who turned into the same sort of man he was as a child.

Characters not only have solo confrontations with Pennywise, they pair up a couple of times, facing him in teams of two. This helps survivability, even if it does nothing for the narrative.

King’s favorite themes of remorse, guilt and savage bullying are much in evidence, as is his inabilty to conjure up a love story — tomboyish Bev flirted her way through all the possible beaus, way back when, and hasn’t quite shaken that “the band’s sex symbol” thing as an adult.

The flashbacks rob the picture of its flow, even if they give characters noble moments — publicly rebuking the life-expectations of one’s family and faith at a Bar Mitzvah, for instance — or ones that further illuminate how this person turned out that way.

The picture feels cluttered, with the big set pieces outlined and diagrammed and arriving at precise moments in the 160 minutes of the movie.

“It Chapter Two” isn’t awful, especially by King in the late ’80s standards. It’ll make a mint, and congrats to one and all when the checks clear.

But if The Great Stephen King revival won’t end here, we can sure see the beginning of the end of it. Whatever the virtues of his books, they’re repetitious, derivate and bloated, and often turn out that way on the big screen, too.

So coming up with a good “ending” is only the tip of the narrative iceberg, as far as the reasons why are concerned.

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MPAA Rating: R for disturbing violent content and bloody images throughout, pervasive language, and some crude sexual material.

Cast: Jessica Chastain, James McAvoy, Bill Hader, Isaiah Mustafa, Jay Ryan, James Ransome, Andy Bean and Bill Skarsgård

Credits: Directed by Andy Muschietti script by Gary Dauberman, based on the Stephen King novel. A Warner Brothers release.

Running time: 2:49

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Netflixable? A Middle School reunion goes very French, and very wrong in “Back to School/La Grande Classe”

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For those of us who have longed for a “Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion” meets “Wedding Crashers” in French, Netflix is here to fill that void.

The streaming service has had decent luck with French farces (“I Am Not an Easy Man” is their best), so “Back to School,” aka “La Grande Classe,” seems like a safe bet for them, and for we the paying customers.

And one this indifferent Gallic romp finally gets up to outrageous speed, there are laughs and just enough surprises to tide one over. Waiting until the movie is over halfway done before providing its first real laugh? Must be a French thing.

Pierre-Yves and Jonathan, played by Ludovic Day and Jérôme Niel, are lifelong friends who just closed the deal that insures the success of their internet marketing company. Jonathan (Niel) is the tech whiz, short and uncertain of himself in public situations. Pierre-Yves, or “PYC,” is the tall, cocky blowhard whose off-color joke makes the sale.

But back in middle school, “Jon” was the plump runt nobody noticed. PYC? He was “Bozo the Clown” (as funny in French, with subtitles, as it is in the English dubbed version). He was bullied, like Jon and other chess club nerds.

Oddly enough, Diderot Middle School (snort) back in Brétigny is holding a reunion, which they learn about by accident. Nobody remembered to invite them. Nobody remembered them, period. A little social network research convinces the one-bullied duo to return to the scene of the crime and lord it over their inferiors.

“It’ll bring up bad memories!”

“EXACTLY!”

Robert Palmer’s line that “Wise men know that revenge does not taste sweet” must lose something in translation. Because as soon as they return to Brétigny and borrow Jon’s dad’s BMW to make their “entrance,” things start to go wrong.

That “You haven’t changed” (Since MIDDLE SCHOOL?) lie doesn’t help. Nobody knew them, then. Nobody remembers them, now.

Jon came, reluctantly, because he has a mission. There was this letter expressing his feelings for the fair Linda “all through sixth grade.” He plans to give it to her tonight.

And Linda (Caroline Anglade), a blonde beauty who bites her lip in lascivious interest, just might be willing to read it.

But she’s made a mistake. This “Jonathan” is not her “Jonathan,” the punk who led Les Dragons, a gang of middle school toughs who tormented PYC and Jon. She thinks he’s Jonathan Lopez, who “burned down the gym” and was expelled, who fled to Thailand and became a kick-boxing legend.

And with the lust in her eyes and purpose in the come-ons, Jon isn’t quick to correct her. Oh no, not at all.

This is when “Back to School/La Grande Classe”) gets off the ground and on its feet.

PYC is the first to see how the provincials are just as provincial as ever, sneering at the Paris swells he and Jon have become. The headmaster’s daughter (Joséphine Draï) has staged this reunion as an ego trip, because inheriting your father’s job in a small town is the greatest measure of success.

The mean girls are still mean, the chess club nerds Jon and PYC hung around with still debate semantics and which characters in “The Lord of the Rings” were gay.

“Read the Elvish version!”

And the bullies still judge their lives by the brutish standards of adolescence, none moreso than car wash assistant manager Hervé (Nicolas Berno). He’s as brawny and bull-necked as ever. Thank heavens he thinks his brother in bullying, Jonathan Lopez, is the guy Linda has just dragged over to get reacquainted.

Linda clings to Jon like the Big Man on Campus he once was, and any distractions — Les Dragons have some hash they stashed 20 years before that they want to smoke with him — freak her out. She searches the empty school rooms with a pal, storming in on a couple having sex on lab table in science class.

“That should be ME on that table!”

And bullies being bullies, the old pecking order quickly and cruelly reasserts itself.

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Will these nerds have their revenge? Will Jon fess up to Linda, Hervé and the gang? Every time he’s about to, Linda does something that stops him short. Like calling her husband on her cell.

“Ferde? It’s me. I’m LEAVING you!”

Day, Berno, Anglade and Draï — the last a Jami Gertz “goodie two-shoes” with a dark side type, if you know your late model American teen comedies — are the stand-outs in the cast. Taken together, they lift “Back to School” close to a passing grade.

A word of warning, though. In these sensitive times, a movie with this much stomach-churning bullying can said to be “triggering.”

And for all the third act twists that point toward tying this comedy up in a bow, it’s that age-old universal message that is really the point here.

“Vous ne pouvez pas rentrer à la maison.” No, “you can’t go home again.” Or at least, you should know better. Especially if you’ve ever seen a movie or TV show about the perils of class reunions, even middle school ones.

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MPAA Rating: TV-MA, some violence, drug use, sex, profanity

Cast: Ludovik Day, Jérôme Niel, Caroline Anglade, Nicolas Berno, Joséphine Draï and Pauline Deshons

Credits: Written and directed by Remy Four, Julien War, with additional dialogue by Florian Assous. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:23

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Movie Preview: African American life, love, hope and trauma, “Waves”

Two young couples, with patriarch Sterling K. Brown holding the family together as it is tested by life these days.

It’s from A24, so chances are it’s very good.

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Movie Review: “Hot for teacher” is no longer “cute in “Scarborough,” or anywhere else

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Let’s get the “icky” part out of the way up front.

“Scarborough” is a drama about two teachers showing up at the same British coastal resort town, off-season from the looks of it, for a weekend with their student-lovers.

They know what they’re doing is wrong, “illegal.” None of this French/Continental indulgence on a sliding Polanski perversion scale. This is Britain and each teacher is paranoid about prison.

As they should be.

Barnaby Southcombe’s film, based on Fiona Evans’ play, makes its intentions clear. One teacher is male, another is female. This is going to be an exploration of how we look at this sort of imbalanced, improper coupling between the allegedly mature and “ought to know better” and impulsive, hormonal teens who don’t know better.

Is it more wrong for a woman to seduce or be seduced by a teen boy than for a man to seduce or be seduced by a teen girl? And how have those attitudes evolved over time?

“Scarborough” asks us to get past the nudity, the sexual heat and blatant titillation and consider the dynamics and consequences of these situations. Go beyond the #MeToo passions of the day, the amorality, and consider the psychological damage to the kids and the broken souls who know right from wrong, but insist on carrying on such affairs anyway.

Liz (Jodhi May of “Last of the Mohicans”) looks guilty the moment she furtively sidles up to the front desk of the Hotel Metropole.

She’s over 40, and her hair and dress suggest “lonely” and “plain.” Not that the desk clerk isn’t picking up on something else. He (Daniel York) wonders about her solo reservation, mentions that “extra guests do incur a surcharge,” and winks at the fact that she’s booked the bridal suite.

The hunky young jock (Jordan Bolger of “Peaky Blinders”) who slips into the elevator with her is awfully cocky. And when the doors slide shut, “eager” enters into the description.

Their silent arrival in the room has a brisk role-playing to act out, standoffish and nervous vs. dress-lifting impatience. Whatever 16 year-old boy Daz has on his mind, she’s acting out some sort of fantasy.

“The act” is about as sexy as a road accident, and just as quick.

Aidan (Edward Hogg of “Anonymous,” the Shakespeare “expose”) is just as nervous at that self-same front desk. Only he gets more than a wink from Mr. Concierge. It’s practically a leer of approval, once the clerk has spied the teen sneaking upstairs with him.

Beth (Jessica Barden of “Far from the Madding Crowd” and TV’s “Penny Dreadful”) is a hyperactive pixie, tarted up for the occasion, reckless in her public displays of affection.

“That’s not why I brought you here.”

One of the tricks to Evans’ play is how dialogue and gestures are repeated with each couple. “We need to talk” and gifts (from the kids to their older lovers) of photos which the adults warn “You know you can’t SHOW anyone.”

“I’m not STUPID,” the kids protest. Naive in that “I didn’t think about that” way, both of them.

This “We need to talk” weekend has snatches of dialogue underscoring visits to the picturesque empty beach and boardwalk, a Punch & Judy Show or an arcade, underlining the age and maturity difference with lighter moments that don’t hide the weight of what’s going on and what’s to come.

Beth bounces on the bed, literally. Daz makes mock loud sex noises that anybody near the room could hear. She wants to see the puppets, he wants change to play the arcade games.

The kids trivialize what they’re doing, feigning how they just saw “the Headmaster,” sending their partner in crime into a panic. The adults are desperate, clawing for an escape.

There are complications. One is cheating on a would-be fiance, the other on a husband.

The kids?

“Five minutes of something wonderful is better than a lifetime of nothing special.”

 

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I know nothing of the playwright Evans or her agenda, which gives “Scarborough” the necessary remove from the likes of Woody Allen and Luc Besson, whose predilections are well-publicized and whose movies often “normalize” such “consensual” couples.

That lets us mull over what’s going on, what brought them all here, even if we can guess the melodramatic turns that will point the stories towards their resolutions.

May brings a brittle fragility to Liz and lets us see the youth that one relives when involved with somebody much younger. She has a downtrodden quality, but gives us flashes of giddy when she’s with Daz and not worried sick about…everything.

Hogg’s Aiden is less shaded. We regard such affairs as vampire-like for a reason — the older person sucking the youth out of the younger. Is this nerdy/artist 30ish teacher getting the “hot girl” he never had a shot with in high school? What else could be in play?

The kids? They’re here for the adventure, the play-acting at being an adult with none of the responsibilities and nothing but an open future in front of them. They have no idea, either of them. Bolger gets across Daz’s callowness and inability to see past the next meal or “shag,” and Barden dazzles with a Lolita-ish native cunning. Beth may be dizzy, may call on her high school brain to attempt manipulations no adult would fall for. But she knows what she wants.

The theatrical feel of it all excuses the viewer from the need to immerse oneself in the situation, to imagine him or herself in one of the roles. That allows us to wrestle with the psychological issues like a shrink, hearing about these affairs in the course of a day seeing patients.

It’s as if we need inoculation against the disease portrayed here, one that we and the world turned a blind eye too just a blink-of-an-eye ago. Thinking about that too much lets “Scarborough” get under your skin, and we mustn’t have that, must we?

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MPAA Rating: unrated, adult themes and sexual situations involving minors

Cast:  Jessica Barden, Jordan Bolger, Edward Hogg, Jodhi May and Daniel York

Credits: Written and directed by Barnaby Southcombe, based on a play by  Fiona Evans.   A Level 33 release.

Running time: 1:27

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Movie Preview: “JoJo Rabbit” will be unlike anything else at the movies this fall

This full trailer for Taika Waititi’s “JoJo Rabbit” has whimsy (“What We Do in the Shadows”), scope (“Thor: Ragnorak”) and darkness, heart and pathos.

It’s like a Wes Anderson movie about Nazis, without a grand hotel. And a German cover of The Monkees.

And it opens in October.

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Movie Review: Richard Kind’s loneliness is “augmented” in “Auggie”

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The Western world, much of it anyway, is growing lonelier by the plugged-in/logged-on day. But is technology destined to serve up virtual solutions to the real-world human disconnect it has created?

That’s fascinating fodder for science fiction, and we’ve already had a films about lonely men, younger and older, supplementing their shrinking world of companionship with digital “friends.”

So the deja vu you feel when watching “Auggie” is justified. Actor turned first-time feature-director Matt Kane’s film straddles the middle ground between “Robot & Frank” and “Her.”

Take away Scarlett Johansson’s voice and the romantic longing of “Her,” and let our retired, neglected and depressed “hero” (Richard Kind) see a beautiful young woman when he converses with the digital ether, and you’ve got “Auggie,” a retiree tumbling for a digital fantasy who only has eyes and ears for him.

Creepy? Yup. We can see it straight off. How long will it take Felix, if indeed he wants to figure that out?

We meet him on the day he’s put out to pasture, an architect eased out with a joyless going away party. Felix doesn’t even get a gold watch. He’s handed a pair of glasses, a “digital assistant” that only he can see and hear.

“Auggie, where seeing is believing” is the video commercial tagline. The glasses tap into your brain, “anticipate your needs” and the virtual person you chat with responds to them.

Or so he’s told. Felix isn’t interested. But as he putters around the lonely house, as his wife (Larisa Oleynik) carries on with her career — which contrary to America’s ageist present — offers her a promotion and new responsibilities in a media marketing business where she has a work crush on the boss, Felix puts those wonder glasses on.

Man, is he in for a shock. “She” (Christen Harper) looks to be 20ish, with that fetching blush of youth — doe-eyed, with those eyes riveted on his, her smile warm, genuine and alluring.

“I know everything about you, Felix…I’m just kidding.”

“That’s kind of creepy.”

“There’s nothing creepy about it.”

His vague plans to open his own firm, consult, to narrow the widening gulf with his increasingly distant wife, to “find a reason to get up in the morning,” vanish.

He pops on the glasses, and he’s got stimulating conversation on subjects of interest to him — mainly himself.

And like any good digital company, the makers of Auggie have upgrades to upsell you. Three words tell you where this is going.

“Intimacy on demand.”

Harper’s winsome smile and eagerness to please come off as apt, but mainly she reminds us of what Johansson was able to get across with just her voice in “Her,” a real connection, longing, concern and troubling AI self-awareness.

For those of us most familiar with Kind’s lovable losers in scads of TV shows and films, it’s nice to see the shadings he’s able to give Felix, whose own self-awareness takes on “American Beauty” undertones.

There’s guilt and regret, longing and escape in this performance, and mainly in the performance, as there’s little else to this slight, faintly thought-provoking (but nothing more) drama. The supporting work is colorless, and the film itself has a bloodless chill much of the time.

That’s the chief shortcoming in “Auggie,” another sci-fi indie that reminds us you don’t have to break the bank showing us the tech and look of the future to get at interesting, current problems extrapolated into the digital great beyond in a movie.

Here, an image does that, one that bookends the film. A lonely old man in glasses, chattering into nothingness, on an empty beach in winter.

“Auggie” isn’t “Her,” but it’s short enough to hold our interest, even if it’s not engrossing enough to manage anything more.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, adult situations

Cast: Richard Kind, Larisa Oleynik, Christen Harper

Credits:  script by Matt Kane, Marc Underhill. A Samuel L. Goldwyn release.

Running time: 1:25

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Netflixable? Captain America runs “The Red Sea Diving Resort” on behalf of Mossad in this “true story” thriller

 

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There are many “issues” weighing down the “inspired by true events” thriller “The Red Sea Diving Resort,” starting with its generic action pic dialogue, patronizing “white saviors in Africa” messaging and cliff-hanging story beats borrowed from films as varied as “Argo” and “Machine Gun Preacher.”

But the timing of it was what first struck me as odd, on seeing the first trailers to this Netflix release. Why are we seeing a film that celebrates Israeli tolerance and triumphalism, and Israeli-American ties, right now?

It’s very existence raises those endless “Raid on Entebbe” remakes invite. Who is behind it and what do they want American viewers to take from it, politically?

Just answered my own question, so I’ll move on to talk more directly about “Captain America Saves Ethiopian Jews” as that was almost certainly the film’s working title.

Chris Evans is the sometimes-shirtless dreamboat Mossad agent Ari Levenson, raised in America, moved to Israel to defend “my people,” a man devoted to a mission that his government and his bosses only reluctantly support — saving the African Jews of Ethiopia from persecution and slaughter in the civil war that led to Africa’s first great modern humanitarian crisis.

Levinson is involved at the very beginning of “Operation Brother,” in 1979, aided by an Ethiopian Jew (Kenneth Michael Williams) in smuggling hundreds of this impoverished corner of international Jewry out of Ethiopia, into Sudan and from there into Israel.

Sudan is on the verge of civil war itself, so the game is basically up. It is for Ari’s medico sidekick, Sammy (Alessandro Nivola), who gives the obligatory “I’m done” speech a little pathos, calling Ari “a lucky man.”

“When the luck runs out, you’ve got to have a plan. You never have one.”

Ari is that “leave no one behind” hero, always reaching for one last kid, whom he boosts on his broad shoulders for every river crossing.

Their boss (Ben Kingsley) is tired of “this job (that) pays in migraines.” He’s shutting it all down. Then Ari has a cunning plan.

There’s this long-abandoned Sudanese diving resort hotel. They could lease it for a song, use it as a coastal cover to smuggling Jews out by sea. Ingenious.

“The Red Sea Diving Resort” is born, with Ari flying to Belize to track down an agent and expert diver, Amsterdam to round up a sniper, and Pan Am to pick up a stewardess (Haley Bennett) who kicks ass and keeps an eye out on passengers who are problems for Mother Israel.

Most of the characters are seriously shortchanged, most of the logistics are skimmed over, odd for a film with a two hour-plus running time. The resort’s a wreck, the bribes that get it open mean the government is too-quick to send adventure toursts (Germans) there, before the water is running and the roof is fixed.

The Israelis see the irony of “Nazis” providing cover for them.

But you’ve got to get good word of mouth for the cover story to work, so let’s go diving! Hire some locals to cook and fish, and draw lots for who has to teach Jazzercise and tai chi.

Evans has a gift for giving a double-take or a cute line a flippant turn, but this script is too immersed in cliches to give him many chances at those.

His best moment might be explaining to his estranged little girl the story of Solomon and Sheba, noting that’s why “part of our family is in Africa (the Ethiopian Jews).”

Kingsley is all dire warnings that “if this goes wrong, you’ll all be hanging from cranes in Khartoum.”

Greg Kinnear shows up as the local CIA agent, only half-wise to what they’re up to, leading to promising scenes where the two spies get all cagey with one another.

Evans and Kinnear put these over with charisma, because the damned script by writer-director Gideon Raff never gives them chewy lines to play.

Yes, we get that Talmudic quote about “who saves one life saves the world entire,” again.

The tone is never too light, and the action beats are servicable. You just have to get over the fact patronizing nature of what we’re seeing, the way the Africans are shoved into the background.

And the whole affair is so rushed and half-assed — they have Duran Duran songs on the soundtrack, years before the band released its first LP — that it brings one right back to that opening question.

Why rush this out now? Who stands to gain? What political game is being played by serving up Israeli agitprop in the summer of 2019?

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MPAA Rating: TV-MA, bloody violence, nudity, profanity

Cast: Chris Evans, Kenneth Michael Williams, Alessandro Nivola, Haley Bennett

Credits: Written and directed by Gideon Raff.  A Netflix release.

Running time: 2:10

 

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Movie Preview: Let’s mix up the fairytale again, this time as “GRETEL & HANSEL”

From Orion Pictures, a twisted take on a Grimm tale.

A 2020 release.

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Documentary Review: A pop legend in winter, “Linda Ronstadt: The Sound of My Voice”

Nobody is likely to reinvent the biographical pop music documentary, so the difference between good films in the genre generally just boils down to taste.

You love Bill Withers, or Streisand or Hendrix, Dylan or Keith Richards or Linda Ronstadt, that increases your engagement with the film.

Maybe not Neil Young, or especially David Crosby. But as has been proven, you can make a pretty good film about how nobody loves David Crosby.

So for a fan, “Linda Ronstadt: The Sound of My Voice” is a lot more than a quick trip through her career and her life, even if it offers few deep insights into her psyche and to others might seem just an exercise in Boomer musical nostalgia.

For the Beastie Boys/Beyoncé/Kendrick Lamar and Taylor Swift generations, she probably barely moves the needle.

But man, there was no bigger star of her day, no greater interpreter of pop, folk, country and even Mariachi standards spanning many generations, no bigger voice than Linda Ronstadt.

“Linda could literally sing anything,” her “Trio” colleague and admirer Dolly Parton says. And yes, she could.

She did it with little of what today passes for “showmanship” — a little girl-next-door sexiness, the occasional Cub Scout uniform stage costume. Ronstadt became a superstar, a pioneering Woman of Rock, with just that voice — big and soft, a multi-octave range, glorious phrasing, a “song stylist” so “sharp” as onetime rock critic turned filmmaker Cameron Crowe puts it, that it didn’t matter who actually composed the songs, Ronstadt took “ownership” of them.

And at the peak of her fame, she backed away from Arena Rock tours and dabbled in operetta, Mexican folk ballads and classics from the Big Band Era “Great American Songbook.”

Kevin Kline, her co-star in “The Pirates of Penzance” on Broadway and in the movie, recalls hearing her at the first rehearsal, this “bel canto soprano…celestial, yet Earthy…She made me cry.”

He wasn’t alone.

“The Sound of My Voice,” made for CNN Films and reaching theaters through Greenwich Entertainment, tracks Ronstadt’s life in the standard ways. The now 73 year-old retired singer goes back generations to her Mexican grandfather and father, singers both — to her maternal inventor-grandfather, and the maternal grandmother who had the illness that ended Ronstadt’s singing career — Parkinson’s Disease.

That’s the bittersweet arc of the story — a musical childhood, a circuitous path to fame, glory topping glory, then an abrupt end to life on the stage.

Rondstadt was a wondrously versatile folk rock/country rock star who grew up on operetta and “Canciones de Mi Padre,” left Tuscon for LA so that she could form a band, had a hit and promptly broke up the band to become a solo superstar, always marching to a “Different Drum.”

Filmmakers Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman (“The Celluloid Closet”) didn’t find much controversy in her story, just a woman who sang for years before getting a foot in the door and who achieved fame as an adult, poised, articulate and quite smart woman. How else could she have fronted an all-male band, held her own with pushy record companies and producers?

Yeah, she backed into many of her hits (she hated the arrangements of “Different Drum” and “You’re No Good,” and others). That she owns those miscalculations just adds to her lifelong disarming charm.

Look at these old TV interviews, fencing with interviewers, politically astute (especially while dating California Governor and presidential aspirant Jerry Brown), getting her way in a sexist, male-dominated business.

And then there’s the music, the songs that made her “The Queen,” Bonnie Raitt marvels, “the Beyoncé of her day.” Lilting love songs such as “A Long, Long Time,” growling covers of “When Will I Be Loved?” and the like — duets, trios, Mariachi, all leading to record-setting sales and Grammy after Grammy after Grammy.

She wasn’t the greatest torch singer ever, but she didn’t embarrass herself by tackling ballads and torch songs made famous by Sinatra and others on a couple of “Great American Songbook” CDs, released just as digital recording arrived to preserve that wondrous tone and range for all time.

I used to take her “What’s New?” compact disc around to electronics stores, choosing audio gear and speakers for myself and friends just by how well the brand reproduced Ronstadt and the Nelson Riddle Orchestra.

Her contemporaries, a critic or two, and many many collaborators show up in “The Sound of My Voice,” with Don Henley recalling how The Eagles basically formed out of her road band in the early ’70s, record label chiefs such as David Geffen suggesting the shy Ronstadt “lacked confidence” (as if), collaborator/songwriter and former lover J.D. Souther delivering anecdotes about her eclectic musical tastes and her approachable, exotic allure.

We forget that she used to sing barefoot on stage, a hippy-folkie who got rich and famous a decade after the ’60s were buried. We can’t fathom an era where female singers in the field were rare enough that they didn’t compete and back-stab, but bonded and became lifelong friends.

But we remember the songs, the albums full of material she heard, uncovered and made her own — tunes by the McGarrigle Sisters, Karla Bonoff, Warren Zevon and even Roy Orbison, The Everlys, Buddy Holly, The Eagles (“Desperado”) and The Rolling Stones.

Come to “The Sound of My Voice” for the nostalgia, if you must. But come away impressed by her decades of expert dissection of the singer’s craft in TV interviews, her unpretentious sophistication, and her defiant pursuit of work that that displayed artistry and artistic and personal integrity.

In the Golden Age of the singer-songwriter, she never really got her due. Industry acclaim, sure. “Cool” and “hip?” Not so much.

She earns even that cachet here, and so much more.

3half-star

MPAA Rating: PG-13 for brief strong language and drug material

Cast: Linda Ronstadt, Bonnie Raitt, David Geffen, Dolly Parton, Don Henley, Cameron Crowe

Credits: Written and directed by Rob Epstein, Jeffrey Friedman A Greenwich Entertainment/CNN Films release.

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Netflixable? “Otherhood” gives middle-aged moms the last word

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“Netflixable” is a movie fan’s euphemism for “time killer” or, in literary terms, “a beach book.”

It’s what we used to say when we’d see a movie with iffy prospects and mixed reviews.

“I’ll wait for it on cable…Redbox,” etc.

It’s the difference between a film that’s worth our trouble, going out and devoting the time and cash to seeing, and one that’s perfectly watchable in just “there,” “there” being “on Netflix,” terms.

That’s “Otherhood,” sort of a mash-up of “First Wives Club” and “Mom’s Night Out,” a comedy of too-easy one-liners, mother-to-mother bonding and mother and child reunions.

Drop a few F-bombs, show off a little cleavage and you’ve got “edge.”

Oscar winner Patricia Arquette, Angela Bassett and Felicity Huffman are three mothers who met in a playground in Poughkeepsie, decades before. They’ve stayed close, through a divorce, widowhood and into their AARP years.

But their boys? They’re at the can’t-even-bother-to-send flowers on Mother’s Day.

“I texted you!”

“I BIRTHED you!”

That omission sends widowed Carol (Bassett), piano teacher Gillian (Arquette) and affluently-remarried Helen (Huffman), after a few drinks, on a dash into New York, “pops in” on their adult sons being the perfect way to mend fences, right?

Carol’s son Matt (Sinqua Walls of TV’s “Power” and “The Breaks”) is doing OK, designing what he’s told Mom is a “sports magazine” but which is actually a “lad mag” — T & A tarting up whatever content they pack into it.

It’s called “All Balls.” Clever.

Mom catches him with some borderline underage model.

Helen’s son Paul (Jake Lacy of “Obvious Child”) never came out to her.

“Did you ever ask?” his lover (Frank de Julio) snaps back.

Gillian, who converted to Judaism when she married, has become a smothering Jewish mother stereotype, not seeing her failed-novelist son Daniel (Jake Hoffman) unhappiness, alcoholism and fresh break-up from Erin (Heidi Gardner) as signs of trouble.

“Stop dating shiksas!”

The sons all have screenplay shorthand stereotyping about them — Jewish writer, black jock, gay white window dresser. Thank heavens the movie isn’t really about them.

“Do you need directions home? I can show you how to Waze!”

It’s about the ladies. And after a GROANER of a start — “The key to a clean house? A DEAD husband!” — “Otherhood” settles into their situations, the limbo of motherhood once you hit your ’50s.

Ignored by their sons, subjected to a form of “inhumane emotional waterboarding,” by offspring who have “broken up with us,” they bond over bourbon, take action — have confrontations, confessions, meltdowns and makeovers.

Bassett plays a cute drunk scene in the club. Huffman has a nice hissy fit. And Arquette gets a little Jewish mama pushback that, being a stereotypical Jewish mama, flies right over her head.

“The problem is not that I meddled. It’s that I should have meddled SOONER!”

The stars, and the occasional winning one-liner, keep us interested, or as is the case with a film that’s “Netflixable,” at least keeps the TV on.

So none of this running yourselves down, MILFs.

“We’re middle-aged women in New York. We’re practically invisible!”

I chuckled here and there, got a kick out of Carol’s encounter with a transgender bouncer (showing baby pictures of “my son” in the tub gets you Instagrammed). And there are some touching moments in the finale.

The moral to the story? Don’t forget Mom on Mother’s Day or her birthday.

Would I go out to see “Otherhood?” No. Nor should you. And we don’t have to.

It’s not all that, but it’s perfectly “Netflixable.”

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MPAA Rating: R for language, sexual references and brief nudity

Cast: Angela Bassett, Patricia Arquette, Felicity Huffman, Jake Lacy, Sinqua Walls, Jake Hoffman

Credits: Directed by Cindy Chupack, script Mark Andrus and Cindy Chupack, based on a William Sutcliffe novel. A Neflix release.

Running time: 1:40

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