Netflixable? Veterans battle Veterans in the “Aftermath” of a Terror Attack…Committed by Disgruntled Veterans

A lone combat vet squares off against bloody-minded veterans-turned-contractors on a bridge in Boston in “Aftermath,” a sometimes satisfying action pic undone by lapses in logic, talk-you-to-death villains and murky, uneasy politics.

Dylan Sprouse, who got his big breaks as Adam Sandler’s kid in “Big Daddy” and on TV’s “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody,” plays an ex-Army Ranger whose drive to the movies with his kid sister (Megan Stott of “Little Fires Everywhere” and “Yes Day”) is interrupted by a terrorist attack.

The assault on Boston’s Tobin Bridge is carried out with military precision and uncertain aims. A gang of commandos given “Kilo, Foxtrot, Tango, Sierra, Yankee, Echo” code-names by their leader, “Romeo” (nepo baby Mason Gooding of “Scream”) block traffic and blow two spans of the bridge out.

Their goal? Get to a convict (Dichen Lochman of “Severance”) being transported to a trial.

With a number of people already killed and some 70 or so ziptied to their car steering wheels as hostages, the ex-military/now-“contractors” terrorists have demands, and a live stream platform on which to broadcast them to the world.

Only Eric and his “particular skills” stands in their way. Well, there’s always an older truck-driving vet (Will Lyman) who can be relied on in a pinch. Everybody else is just cowardly “collateral damage.”

And then there’s Eric’s PTSD flashbacks to something that happened in Afghanistan that have to be dealt with.

The set-up is “Die Hard” meets “The Rock,” a plot that’s bloody-minded with military men and women who have gone fascist driving the action.

Eric will pick off the masked murderers, one by one. He’ll drop the occasional one-liner about how he’s acquired a bad guy’s semi-automatic weapon.

“I didn’t get this by playing rock, paper scissors!”

Gooding chews up the scenery as a Man with a Mission, the pill-and-eye-popping commander they used to call “Captain Chaos” starting “the greatest revolution since 1776,” spitting with rage, hectoring the cops and only really challenged by his combat-vet quarry and the convict who remembers him, who betrayed him, the woman they nicknamed “Doc” Brown (Lochman).

Cute.

The picture wanders off the straight and narrow when it pauses to pontificate. The combat situation problem solving is interesting enough, even when far more logical moves make themselves known.

But whatever the effects and convincing (faked) Tobin Bridge setting, the object of the Nathan Graham Davis screenplay is to keep the hero and the villain alive and maybe a wild card character and a sidekick around for a big finale. Director Patrick Lussier — “Drive Angry” was his high-water mark — never forgets that, and more’s the pity.

Rating: unrated, very violent

Cast: Dylan Sprouse, Mason Gooding, Dichen Lochman and Megan Stott.

Credits: Directed by Patrick Lussier, scripted by Nathan Graham Davis. A Voltage release on Netflix.

Running time: 1:37

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Movie Preview: “This is Spinal Tap II” “The end continues?”

Sept. 25, crank it up to eleven. Again.

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Movie Preview: Michelle Williams is “Dying for Sex” — Can Jenny Slate help her with her “bucket list?”

Dying and “immuno compromised,” Molly (five time Oscar nominee Michelle Williams) is a woman on a “sex quest.” It’ll take a special sassy bestie to help that pay off.

Oscar winner Sissy Spacek, Jay Duplass and Rob Delaney are also in the cast.

Hulu has this series set to roll out, in toto, April 4.

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Movie Preview: Horror set in the realm of the “Kryptic”

A Canadian-set thriller with a forest disappearance, a genus of weird woodland…entities possibly responisible, a curious young woman (Chloe Pirrie) in search of answers that could get her in over her head.

“Beast or spirit? Don’t think anyone quite knows what this thing is.”

If you can’t sell a horror movie with that tagline, you’re not trying.

May 9.

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Movie Review: Bill Skarsgård gets “Locked” in that one car he should never have tried to steal

You’ve seen guys like this in many a city throughout the world. They stroll down a less busy street, eyes darting back and forth under their hoodies, tried to look casual as they take hold of every car door handle they pass, hunting for one that’s unlocked.

Maybe you’ve even seen them find one that opens. They could be intent on boosting it, or maybe theyll just steal whatever’s inside.

Suppose one of those guys got his comeuppance by robbing the wrong SUV? He gets in, he can’t get out. He can’t call for help. His screams are muffled by extra soundproofing. He can’t bust windows or tire-iron a door or the hatch open. And his captor, the owner, conceives a way to lecture, torment and torture him for being that one car thief that owner is determined won’t get away with it. He won’t even survive it.

That was the killer premise of “4×4,” a claustrophobic, paranoid class war parable that came from Argeninta a few years ago. Reviewing it then, I called it “simplicity itself,” and it was only a matter of time before Hollywood took a stab at it.

Bill Skarsgård plays the scrawny, “street smart” punk who breaks into the wrong SUV and Anthony Hopkins is the sadistic, rich, too-much-time-on-his-hands owner who hectors, hurts and taunts him in “Locked,” an almost note-by-note remake of the Argentinian thriller.

The “politics” of it all may be unusual for a Hollywood production (filmed in Vancouver). It deviates, here and there, from the original thanks at least partly due to the killer casting of the leads. But it has almost exactly the same impact. Simplicity translates easily. “Locked” in a “”4×4” still works.

Eddie should have known better than to open that most luxurious SUV door on the backstreet inner city lot where he found it. He’s “street smart” and reasonably well-read, we learn. “Self taught.” But he never learned Latin.

That tank with the mock Bentley/Tesla shaped badge is a “Dolus.” Any ancient Roman could tell you that’s a warning. “Deceit,” “trickery” — that high-dollar ride is a trap.

A prologue establishes Eddie’s “character,” an urban “loser” who can’t get his run-down van out of the shop, can’t meet his obligations and can’t get help from anybody he calls. Every “I hate to ask” gets him disconnected. Every bit of bargaining with rude big city mechanics earns a brusque “Get the f— outta here.”

He may have his pride, cursing out the stranger who gives him a few bucks, thinking he’s a homeless “junkie.” But he’s an idiot with impulse control issues. He grabs a wallet from the garage where his car is under repair. He spends that donated panhandler cash on a scratchoff.

His ex is “over it.” His little girl wonders if Daddy’s picking her up after school, but she’s starting to figure out the answer will always be “I have a lot goin’ on…I gotta go to work.”

Eddie’s immediate need is $475. And “go to work” means stealing. He needs something worth $475 under the seats, in the glovebox, storage compartment or hatch in that luxe Dolus he ducks into. He finds his doom instead.

He’s too panicked and furious to answer the “Answer Me” calls on the car’s bluetooth. He regrets it the moment he connects.

Jolly good,” the plummy-voiced old Brit chirps. “Welcome aboard!”

Eddie’s “such a naughty boy.” He’s about to get a lesson in “consequences.” Pulling a Glock and firing it in fury, trying to break a window, only earns him a bloody ricochet round in the leg. Pleas that his captor “call the cops,” earn a dismissive “complete waste of time.”

William, the owner, has has his car broken into six times, he tells the career crook. The police are too distracted to bother with property crimes, even those committed against the rich.

You’re bleeding? “You’re in luck! I’m a doctor.” Tell him where it hurts.

As this SUV is soundproofed, with cell phone and wifi blockers, bullet-proof glass, even getting hold of the tire iron in the hatch is no help. Eddie’s to be starved, denied food and water, and lectured. And when he curses his captor, he’ll be tased. The seats can shock.

Eddie is forced to listen to classical music and William’s personal history as they bicker, curse and debate “justice,” who’s the “criminal” here, Dostoyevsky’s “Crime and Punishment” as Eddie is tortured by deprivation, too much heat, too much AC, and blasts of polka music.

“Communist manifesto!” our would-be oligarch bellows when the topic turns to a world made of haves and have-nots. “So you want ANARCHY!” “No one will miss you” is his reassurance when Eddie’s fate seems sealed.

And God forbid Eddie give his name or allows himself to be coerced into surrendering his Social Security number. We all know what the rich want with that. Or think we do.

“Brightburn” director David Yarovesky makes the violence in-your-face and the action beats kick you and Eddie around. Mostly, though, he just lets two good actors, separated by cell, do their stuff, bite of chewy dialogue and sweat and spit and fume and make their cases. Sympathies will shift and maybe even make you think.

Sure, “Locked” is a remake. It doesn’t hold a lot of surprises if you’ve seen the original. Yes, it has “Hollywood” touches.

But Hopkins and Skarsgård and Yarovesky deliver, even if they leave out my favorite joke from the original film. When all else fails, reading the owner’s manual is the surest sign a guy’s at his most desperate.

Rating: R, bloody violence, drug use and profanity

Cast: Bill Skarsgård and Anthony Hopkins.

Credits:Directed by David Yarovesky, scripted by David Arlen Ross, based on the film “4×4” by Mariono Cohn and Gastón Duprat. An Avenue release.

Running time: 1:35

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The only film critic in America converting a small barn to a henhouse?

I won’t refer to my not-a-professional carpenter, not remotely Amish efforts as “cinematic.” But let’s just say that putting down the rasp, the hammer, assorted screwdrivers, the jigsaw and the ancient power drill, I’ve never felt more “Keatonesque.

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Movie Preview: Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal in Celine Song’s rom (com?), “Materialists”

Matchmaker Dakota J’s a “Sex and the City” style good-looking-rich-guys-“unicorn” hunter with her head turned by wealthy Pedro P and her heart touched by hunky waiter Chris E.

Madonna’s “Material Girl” era lives on.

Marin Ireland and Sawyer Spielberg are also in the cast of this June release from the director of “Past Lives.”

Dakota Johnson and fellow nepo baby Spielberg’s presence be damned, this could be good.

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Movie Preview: A Dash of Nostalgia and Sentiment, and a Make-Work project for all the Sandlers Poppa Bear Adam wants to put in the movies — “Happy Gilmore 2”

We see Stiller and (ugh) Nick Swardson, Margaret Qualley and Sandler spawn and Sandler hangers’on and a lot of pro golfers in this trailer to a sequel to one of Adam Sandler’s most popular comedies ever.

Good thing they brought Julie Bowen and Christopher McDonald back. Dammit.

July 25 on Netflix.

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Movie Review: Surviving “Last Tango,” “Being Maria”

The scene, like the movie it dominates, was infamous before anybody outside of the production had seen it.

The movie was stilted, strange, shocking and controversial, even in the hypersexualized “art cinema” of the ’70s. And the title, “Last Tango in Paris,” has been a cultural touchstone, punchline and “pornographic” dividing line ever since.

“Being Maria” is a film that tries and mostly succeeds in immersing us in the experience of the French actress Maria Schneider, cast and almost certainly abused and exploited in a movie that would both make her name, and ruin it, to say nothing of the psychological damage it probably left her with.

Based on a biographical memoir by Schneider’s journalist-cousin Vanessa Schneider, Jessica Palud’s film hinges on “that scene,” and exacts a form of revenge on director Bernardo Bertolucci and “Tango” as she does. She makes him cruel and pretentious and his film more inane and indulgent than most critics treated it at the time.

Anamaria Vartolomei — she was “Kai” in “Mickey 17” and Haydee in the most recent “Count of Monte-Cristo” — portrays Schneider from her teen introduction to film and through the trauma of making “Last Tango,” suggesting the lasting damage and hurt it caused as she struggled to overcome it, professionally and psychologically.

Maria’s single mom Marie (Marie Gillain) raised her alone and flies into a fury when her schoolgirl daughter gets stars in her eyes when she spends time with her estranged father, the famous French film actor Daniel Gélin (Yvan Attal). Gélin, who worked with Ophuls and Hitchcock, had an affair with her mother and didn’t leave his wife for her and wasn’t a part of Maria’s life.

Until, that is, she hit her teens, reconnected with him, spent time on sets and used her gorgeous looks and nepo baby connections to sign with his agent. But she was still a complete unknown when the director of “The Conformist” and “The Spider’s Stratagem” cast her in the movie that her father insisted would “make” her.

Casting the handsome Giuseppe Maggio of Italian romcoms like Netflix’s “Out of My League” and “Four to Dinner” is another way our director takes a shot at the late Bernado Bertolucci.

“On my films,” Maggio’s Bernardo pretentiously intones, “there are no actors, no actresses. Only characters!

The very young and inexperienced Schneider adapts to the “intensity” Bertolucci wants his players to bring to his talkative chance encounter May-October affair film about sex and “love” and boundaries in an age of ennui. And she gets over her awe of her co-star, 47 years old and “fat,” but still dashing and still the greatest screen actor of his generation.

Matt Dillon gives us just a hint of Marlon Brando’s voice, letting the years, the hair and the presence get across the essence of a bored film actor interested in being challenged by a tyro Italian filmmaker, but also so comfortable in the power imbalance in this industry, on this set making this male-wish-fulfillment fantasy with an inexperienced teen treated as if any “surprise” the men in charge pull on her to get her to register shock is fair game.

“It’s only a film,” he purrs, in French, after the infamous “butter” scene, which leaves Schneider in tears.

“There’s no such thing as ‘bad press,'” her movie star dad assures her when the notoriety of that moment spreads long before the film’s release.

But Maria, in this film account of her reaction anyway, knows better than to let Bertolucci’s “Good, very good” after yelling “cut” pass.

“No, NO Bernardo,” she says (in French with English subtitles). “That was NOT good!”

The film leaves Bertolucci as a sketched-in villain, one of the giants of the cinema of his day reduced to crude manipulations, ganging up with his star on the ingenue in his care on his set. Having met and interviewed him when his not-nearly-as-exploitative but still kind of icky “Stealing Beauty” came out, that seems a fair shot. Liv Tyler, the young starlet of “Stealing Beauty,” got off easy.

Brando is likewise something of a cypher here, more a “character” or “figure” than an actor who flatters and flirts and tries to reassure but fails utterly to protect his powerless, naive and much younger co-star.

And there’s a familiarity to Maria’s life after “Last Tango” that leaves her new interest in clubbing, random pick-ups and needle drug addiction depressing if not wholly surprising.

She appeared in other iconic films — Antonioni’s “The Passenger,” a well-regarded ’90s “Jane Eyre.” But as Palud and co-screenwriter Laurette Polmanss show us, her career was for decades a series of awkward public encounters with people who hated “Last Tango,” which got banned in some countries, and asked or unasked questions from the press about her most infamous movie.

But in this film account based on a memoir by her cousin, we take comfort in how “Last Tango” hardened Maria Schneider, toughened her up and made her “difficult” by reputation. She stands up against the typecast demands that she take her shirt.

She walked off the infamous “Caligula” and a role that had to be recast when she refused to appear nude in it. Smart.

Did the devotion of a loyal lover (Céleste Brunnquell) save her from her “Tango” entangled demons? Even if that never happened, “Being Maria” allows us the comfort of hoping so.

Rating: unrated, sexual violence, drug abuse, nudity, profanity

Cast: Anamaria Vartolomei, Giuseppe Maggio, Céleste Brunnquell, Yvan Attal, Marie Gillain and Matt Dillon.

Credits: Directed by Jessica Palud, scripted by Laurette Polmanss and Jessica Palud, based on a memoir by Vanessa Schneider. A Kino Lorber release.

Running time: 1:43

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Movie Preview: Paul Walter Hauser is gaming a game show — “The Luckiest Man in America”

A 1984 scandal that not many remember is the subject of this thriller featuring Walton Goggins, Haley Bennett, David Strathairn, Shamier Anderson and Johnny Knoxville.

Paul Walter Hauser is pretty damned good at suggesting “sketchy,” I must say. Even if the character’s legit, him playing the guy makes you wonder. “Richard Jewell,” “BlackKklansman,” “I, Tonya,” the guy’s a born “weakest link” in a criminal conspiracy.

A less scary Walton Goggins? Goggins leaves no doubt when it comes to sketchy. Hauser does.

April 4.

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