Movie Preview: Bang and Sevigny, Lily McInerny and Sailing off the South of France: “Bonjour Tristesse”

A 1954 romance by Françoise Sagan is what inspired actress and sometime producer Durga Chew-Bose to become a first time writer-director.

Otto Preminger made a film out of “Hello Sadness” (the title’s translation) in the ’50s, with Jean Seberg, Deborah Kerr and David Niven.

Here, it’s McInerny (“Palm Trees and Power Lines”) and Claes Bang (“The Square,” “The Northman,””The Burnt Orange Heresy”) as the father and daughter and Dad’s latest lover (Nailia Harzoune) whose vacation is disrupted by the arrival of the challenging friend of the late wife and “godmother” (Chloë Sevigny) to the somewhat innocent teen. Greenwich Entertainment has this slated for May 2 release.

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Movie Review: Can “The Ugly Stepsister” make that Glass Slipper fit?

Yes, let’s have a “Cinderella” without the spin. Pound home the “princess” as beauty bias messaging with body horror driven by body dysphoria.

And make it splatter film bloody, sexually explicit and occasionally funny — laughs with a grimace of pain and a touch of turn-away gruesome. Nothing “Wicked” about that.

“The Ugly Stepsister” is a dark dissection of a classic fairy tale, a Norwegian horror comedy about how “Real beauty comes from inside” is a lie and “beauty is pain” is what “they” never tell you.

Lea Myren stars as Elvira, a moon-eyed romantic who reads the poetry of the kingdom’s prince and dreams of one day marrying him. Her mother (Ane Dahl Torp) remains a great beauty, her younger sister (Flo Fagerli) is cute, so perhaps one day she’ll blossom, too and her wish will come true.

First, though, widowed mom has to marry a man with money. Sure, his only daughter (Thea Sofie Loch Næss) may be a classic blonde Nordic beauty who turns heads. But Agnes is smitten with the handsome stableboy (Malte Gårdinger) with nary a thought of Prince Julian (Isac Calmroth) in her head.

But when the elderly groom doesn’t make it through one slice of wedding cake, all bets off. It seems mother Rebekka was relieved to be marrying money, while her elderly titled intended was certain she was the one who was loaded.

“They have no money!” sounds even more dire and disappointing in Norwegian (with English subtitles). Now, marrying money becomes the entire household’s obsession.

A royal ball for all the “noble virgins” of the kingdom, thrown for the benefit of Prince Julian? That could be their golden ticket.

Agnes and Elvira are in the dance class that’s to perform a little number for the prince, but Rebekka conspires to fix it so that Agnes doesn’t get the spotlight. As the blonde is cruel to plain and somewhat simple Elvira, we sympathize with that.

But what mother puts poor Elvira through — baroque braces, a nose job and baroque fairy tale eyelash surgery — via callous Queer Eye for the Straight Girl Dr. Esthétique (Adam Lundgren)– tells us no one here gets off lightly.

Weight loss? Two words to turn your stomach come to mind.

“Tapeworm egg.”

Myren walks a fine, funny line with this performance, making Elvira by turns pitiable and sympathetic, and crazed and cruel and laughable.

Loch Næss — let’s assume that’s a stage name — likewise upends expectations for the young noblelady who finds herself knocked on her entitlement and forced to do menial work. She makes sympathizing for Cinderella a hard sell.

Writer-director Blichfeldt’s debut feature is more cringe-worthy than laugh-out-loud funny. She picked obvious targets.

But there’s a lot to be said for having the audicity to “go there” and go gory when you’re sending up the ugly open secret that “Beauty is pain,” that it’s a trap and that it’s well past time to stop taking fairy tales with princes and “Sleeping Beauties” at “children’s story” face value.

Which is one reason among many why “The Ugly Stepsister” will never play on The Hallmark Channel.

Rating: unrated, graphic, bloody violence, explicit sex, nudity

Cast: Lea Myren, Thea Sofie Loch Næss,
Isac Calmroth, Adam Lundgren, Flo Fagerli and Ane Dahl Torp

Credits: Scripted and directed by Emilie Blichfeldt. An IFC/Shudder release.

Running time: 1:45

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Movie Preview: Remembering when Zambia and Zimbabwe were Racist Rhodesia — “Don’t Let’s Go to the Dogs Tonight”

Screen veteran Embeth Davidtz (just seen in “Retribution,” in “Old” and a regular on “Ray Donovan”) moves behind the camera for this adaptation of an Alexandra Fuller novel. The South African Davidtz would seem to be an apt choice in remembering the racist, minority governments that ruled Southern Africa in a repressive colonialist manner in the allegedly post-colonial 1960s and ’70s.

Zikhona Bali plays an African servant, Levi Venter the white landowner’s curious child — “Are we African?” “Are we racist?” — and Davidtz takes on the part of the armed, obstinate mother hellbent on hanging onto land her ancesters “acquired” by nefarious means.

This premiered at Teluride, and if Sony Pictures Classics has a release date, I’m not seeing one. Straight to streaming?

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Movie Preview: Nostalgic for the “Weeds” days of illegal marijuana — “Grassland”

A mother and daughter grow their own to make ends meet, then a cop moves in downstairs.

It’s 2008, and paranoia was totally justified in “Grassland.”

They’re playing up the fact that Oscar winner Common produced this. Rachel Ticotin, Mia Maestro, Jeff Kober and Quincy Isaiah are in the cast of this William Bermudez and
Sam Friedman film, which streams via VOD on April 18.

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Documentary Review: Zookeepers get in touch with their feelings caring for a famous Korean panda — “My Dearest Bao”

The departure of a beloved giant panda, sent home from Koreo to China to propogate this endangered species, becomes a most touching farewell as we mourn her leaving with the two zookeepers who cared for her in “My Dearest Fu Bao.”

Pandas are among nature’s most adorable creatures, and this documentary by Shim Hyeong-jun and Thomas Ko encourages the viewer to overdose on cute. But it’s also about loss, solitude, intimate grief and very public group grieving and the connection humans feel with animals, which those animals often acknowledge.

Fu Bao was born in Korea, and as she reaches four years of age, she’s to go home to her natural breeding place, where the bamboo is sweeter and the gene pool is larger, ensuring the survival of this rarest of bears.

Her leaving hit the staff of the Everland Zoo — which is all but built around housing and letting the public see pandas — hard. They still have Fu Bao’s parents, and her two adorable baby sisters, as a draw. But the years of care, attention and interaction with Fu Bao makes this loss lead to grieving, especially to her chief caregivers, Kang Cheol-won and Song Young-kwan.

The two men have tended gardens raising food for the zoo, improved her playground, cleaned her night time enclosure, and catered to Fu Bao’s every need. Learning that she was leaving, Kang even arranged for a heavy duty hammock to be sewn and he himself installs it in a tree in her compound. She and her mother played and napped in one when she was a toddler, he explains.

Both men acknowledge openly-expressed male grief and even male hugging aren’t the social norm in Korea. But this departure hits Kang so hard he weeps and it makes Song recall an earlier on-the-job loss that he only just got over, thanks to the lovable Fu Bao, who let him “love again.”

Surrounded by a park emblazoned with slogans playing up the countdown to Fu Bao’s departure the two — Kang especially — struggle to cope, and to comfort the mobs that pour in to see her before she leaves. People endure 400 minute wait times, and wait outside the panda enclosure for Kang or Song to reassure them and comfort them, a sort of “Elvis has left the building” gesture that plays as incredibly sweet.

The two men have tended gardens raising food for the zoo, and catered to Fu Bao’s every need. Learning that she was leaving, Kang even arranged for a heavy duty hammock to sewn and he himself installs it in a tree in her playground compound. She and her mother played and napped in one when she was a toddler, her explains.

Both men acknowledge publicly expressed male grief and even male hugging aren’t the social norm in Korea. But this departure hits Kang so hard he openly weeps and it makes Song recall an earlier on-the-job loss that he only just got over, thanks to the lovable Fu Bao, who let him “love again” (in Korean with English subtitles).

Surrounded by a park emblazoned with slogans playing up the countdown to Fu Bao’s departure —
“You’ll always be our baby panda!” — the two, Kang especially, struggle to cope, and to comfort the mobs that pour in to see her before she leaves. People endure 400 minute wait times, and wait outside the panda enclosure for Kang or Song to reassure them and comfort them, a sort of “Elvis has left the building” gesture that plays as incredibly sweet.

One is tempted to ask what psychologists and sociologists might have to say about this public grief and human connections with affectionate and adorable animals. But when the departure comes and goes, and Kang travels to visit Fu Bao in her Chinese home some while later, we have our answers. And you’d have to be made of stone to not be moved.

Rating: unrated, G-worthy

Cast: Kang Cheol-won, Song Young-kwan and Fu Bao.

Credits: Directed by Shim Hyeong-jun and Thomas Ko. A Well Go USA release.

Running time: 1:36

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Netflixable? Veterans battle Veterans in the “Aftermath” of a Terror Attack…Committed by Disgruntled Veterans

A lone combat vet squares off against bloody-minded veterans-turned-contractors on a bridge in Boston in “Aftermath,” a sometimes satisfying action pic undone by lapses in logic, talk-you-to-death villains and murky, uneasy politics.

Dylan Sprouse, who got his big breaks as Adam Sandler’s kid in “Big Daddy” and on TV’s “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody,” plays an ex-Army Ranger whose drive to the movies with his kid sister (Megan Stott of “Little Fires Everywhere” and “Yes Day”) is interrupted by a terrorist attack.

The assault on Boston’s Tobin Bridge is carried out with military precision and uncertain aims. A gang of commandos given “Kilo, Foxtrot, Tango, Sierra, Yankee, Echo” code-names by their leader, “Romeo” (nepo baby Mason Gooding of “Scream”) block traffic and blow two spans of the bridge out.

Their goal? Get to a convict (Dichen Lochman of “Severance”) being transported to a trial.

With a number of people already killed and some 70 or so ziptied to their car steering wheels as hostages, the ex-military/now-“contractors” terrorists have demands, and a live stream platform on which to broadcast them to the world.

Only Eric and his “particular skills” stands in their way. Well, there’s always an older truck-driving vet (Will Lyman) who can be relied on in a pinch. Everybody else is just cowardly “collateral damage.”

And then there’s Eric’s PTSD flashbacks to something that happened in Afghanistan that have to be dealt with.

The set-up is “Die Hard” meets “The Rock,” a plot that’s bloody-minded with military men and women who have gone fascist driving the action.

Eric will pick off the masked murderers, one by one. He’ll drop the occasional one-liner about how he’s acquired a bad guy’s semi-automatic weapon.

“I didn’t get this by playing rock, paper scissors!”

Gooding chews up the scenery as a Man with a Mission, the pill-and-eye-popping commander they used to call “Captain Chaos” starting “the greatest revolution since 1776,” spitting with rage, hectoring the cops and only really challenged by his combat-vet quarry and the convict who remembers him, who betrayed him, the woman they nicknamed “Doc” Brown (Lochman).

Cute.

The picture wanders off the straight and narrow when it pauses to pontificate. The combat situation problem solving is interesting enough, even when far more logical moves make themselves known.

But whatever the effects and convincing (faked) Tobin Bridge setting, the object of the Nathan Graham Davis screenplay is to keep the hero and the villain alive and maybe a wild card character and a sidekick around for a big finale. Director Patrick Lussier — “Drive Angry” was his high-water mark — never forgets that, and more’s the pity.

Rating: unrated, very violent

Cast: Dylan Sprouse, Mason Gooding, Dichen Lochman and Megan Stott.

Credits: Directed by Patrick Lussier, scripted by Nathan Graham Davis. A Voltage release on Netflix.

Running time: 1:37

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Movie Preview: “This is Spinal Tap II” “The end continues?”

Sept. 25, crank it up to eleven. Again.

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Movie Preview: Michelle Williams is “Dying for Sex” — Can Jenny Slate help her with her “bucket list?”

Dying and “immuno compromised,” Molly (five time Oscar nominee Michelle Williams) is a woman on a “sex quest.” It’ll take a special sassy bestie to help that pay off.

Oscar winner Sissy Spacek, Jay Duplass and Rob Delaney are also in the cast.

Hulu has this series set to roll out, in toto, April 4.

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Movie Preview: Horror set in the realm of the “Kryptic”

A Canadian-set thriller with a forest disappearance, a genus of weird woodland…entities possibly responisible, a curious young woman (Chloe Pirrie) in search of answers that could get her in over her head.

“Beast or spirit? Don’t think anyone quite knows what this thing is.”

If you can’t sell a horror movie with that tagline, you’re not trying.

May 9.

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Movie Review: Bill Skarsgård gets “Locked” in that one car he should never have tried to steal

You’ve seen guys like this in many a city throughout the world. They stroll down a less busy street, eyes darting back and forth under their hoodies, tried to look casual as they take hold of every car door handle they pass, hunting for one that’s unlocked.

Maybe you’ve even seen them find one that opens. They could be intent on boosting it, or maybe theyll just steal whatever’s inside.

Suppose one of those guys got his comeuppance by robbing the wrong SUV? He gets in, he can’t get out. He can’t call for help. His screams are muffled by extra soundproofing. He can’t bust windows or tire-iron a door or the hatch open. And his captor, the owner, conceives a way to lecture, torment and torture him for being that one car thief that owner is determined won’t get away with it. He won’t even survive it.

That was the killer premise of “4×4,” a claustrophobic, paranoid class war parable that came from Argeninta a few years ago. Reviewing it then, I called it “simplicity itself,” and it was only a matter of time before Hollywood took a stab at it.

Bill Skarsgård plays the scrawny, “street smart” punk who breaks into the wrong SUV and Anthony Hopkins is the sadistic, rich, too-much-time-on-his-hands owner who hectors, hurts and taunts him in “Locked,” an almost note-by-note remake of the Argentinian thriller.

The “politics” of it all may be unusual for a Hollywood production (filmed in Vancouver). It deviates, here and there, from the original thanks at least partly due to the killer casting of the leads. But it has almost exactly the same impact. Simplicity translates easily. “Locked” in a “”4×4” still works.

Eddie should have known better than to open that most luxurious SUV door on the backstreet inner city lot where he found it. He’s “street smart” and reasonably well-read, we learn. “Self taught.” But he never learned Latin.

That tank with the mock Bentley/Tesla shaped badge is a “Dolus.” Any ancient Roman could tell you that’s a warning. “Deceit,” “trickery” — that high-dollar ride is a trap.

A prologue establishes Eddie’s “character,” an urban “loser” who can’t get his run-down van out of the shop, can’t meet his obligations and can’t get help from anybody he calls. Every “I hate to ask” gets him disconnected. Every bit of bargaining with rude big city mechanics earns a brusque “Get the f— outta here.”

He may have his pride, cursing out the stranger who gives him a few bucks, thinking he’s a homeless “junkie.” But he’s an idiot with impulse control issues. He grabs a wallet from the garage where his car is under repair. He spends that donated panhandler cash on a scratchoff.

His ex is “over it.” His little girl wonders if Daddy’s picking her up after school, but she’s starting to figure out the answer will always be “I have a lot goin’ on…I gotta go to work.”

Eddie’s immediate need is $475. And “go to work” means stealing. He needs something worth $475 under the seats, in the glovebox, storage compartment or hatch in that luxe Dolus he ducks into. He finds his doom instead.

He’s too panicked and furious to answer the “Answer Me” calls on the car’s bluetooth. He regrets it the moment he connects.

Jolly good,” the plummy-voiced old Brit chirps. “Welcome aboard!”

Eddie’s “such a naughty boy.” He’s about to get a lesson in “consequences.” Pulling a Glock and firing it in fury, trying to break a window, only earns him a bloody ricochet round in the leg. Pleas that his captor “call the cops,” earn a dismissive “complete waste of time.”

William, the owner, has has his car broken into six times, he tells the career crook. The police are too distracted to bother with property crimes, even those committed against the rich.

You’re bleeding? “You’re in luck! I’m a doctor.” Tell him where it hurts.

As this SUV is soundproofed, with cell phone and wifi blockers, bullet-proof glass, even getting hold of the tire iron in the hatch is no help. Eddie’s to be starved, denied food and water, and lectured. And when he curses his captor, he’ll be tased. The seats can shock.

Eddie is forced to listen to classical music and William’s personal history as they bicker, curse and debate “justice,” who’s the “criminal” here, Dostoyevsky’s “Crime and Punishment” as Eddie is tortured by deprivation, too much heat, too much AC, and blasts of polka music.

“Communist manifesto!” our would-be oligarch bellows when the topic turns to a world made of haves and have-nots. “So you want ANARCHY!” “No one will miss you” is his reassurance when Eddie’s fate seems sealed.

And God forbid Eddie give his name or allows himself to be coerced into surrendering his Social Security number. We all know what the rich want with that. Or think we do.

“Brightburn” director David Yarovesky makes the violence in-your-face and the action beats kick you and Eddie around. Mostly, though, he just lets two good actors, separated by cell, do their stuff, bite of chewy dialogue and sweat and spit and fume and make their cases. Sympathies will shift and maybe even make you think.

Sure, “Locked” is a remake. It doesn’t hold a lot of surprises if you’ve seen the original. Yes, it has “Hollywood” touches.

But Hopkins and Skarsgård and Yarovesky deliver, even if they leave out my favorite joke from the original film. When all else fails, reading the owner’s manual is the surest sign a guy’s at his most desperate.

Rating: R, bloody violence, drug use and profanity

Cast: Bill Skarsgård and Anthony Hopkins.

Credits:Directed by David Yarovesky, scripted by David Arlen Ross, based on the film “4×4” by Mariono Cohn and Gastón Duprat. An Avenue release.

Running time: 1:35

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