BOX OFFICE: ‘Jumanji 2’ to devour ‘Black Christmas’ and ‘Richard Jewell’

No news flash there, right?

A blockbuster sequel that adds more demographics to its star power, set to dominate the last free weekend before “Star Wars” eats Christmas.

I wasn’t nuts about”Jumanji: The Next Level.” Adding Danny Glover and Dann DeVito offered a cute twist to the performances of Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson. Or could have.

Maybe grandparents will take the grandkids and that’ll pay off.

Bringing in Awkwafina adds little in the way of laughs. Will her fans show up?

Box office Mojo is saying “Next Level” will open at $45. I don’t know about that.

Big crowd at the late night showing of “Black Christmas.” Kids and their horror films. Will it manage a decent take somewhere in the $teens? Not likey, but maybe. Over $10, anyway.

Review coming shortly.

That puts it in a fight for third with “Richard Jewell,” Clint Eastwood’s latest. Will Fox News be able to get the Kool Ade Clint crowd of white seniors into theaters? It is predicted to earn $11 million and do long term damage to Olivia Wilde’s reputation.

“Frozen 2” will take second place, with nothing to challenge it in that Movies for Little Kids corner of the market.

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Movie Review: Yes, Brendan Fraser is in the Indian crime saga, “Line of Descent”

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It’s a mess. And Brendan Fraser stars in it. Eventually.

It takes a good, long while for Fraser, of late on the Hollywood “comeback trail” thanks to TV work in “The Affair” and “Trust,” to show up in the feature writing-directing debut of Rohit Karn Batra.

“Line of Descent” is a New Dehli crime family saga where rival siblings debate whether or not to “go legit” and abandon their “land mafia” business, or get into something else illegal. Gun running is an option, and that’s where Fraser’s sociopathic stoner Charu comes in. Eventually. He’s an Alaska native who listens to the sound of a round being chambered and declares, “That is gooooood metal. YEAH it is!”

But we’ve got to wait an hour before he arrives, hearing the patriarch of the Sinha mob family (Prem Chopra) gripe about the “pimps” and “dirty whores” all these “foreigners” who have flooded India are. He is soul-searching for a way to get out of the family business.

“Land mafia” is almost exactly what it sounds like. A developer covets a piece of urban real estate. Thugs, some of them cleaned up and reasonable-sounding, strong-arm the assorted home-owners to sell out…or else!

Old Man Sinha has remorse for this business, and fear that cops are closing in and the whole shooting match is about to fall in on them. “I want to die in peace,” he says, (in Hindi with English subtitles). “I am not s good man!”

He’s got three sons — the tough yet businesslike Prithvi (Ronit Roy), the thuggish and impulsive Siddharth (Neeraj Kabi) and the fey pretty boy son of the old man’s last, much younger wife, stepson Suraj (Ali Haji).  Succesion could be tricky.

As indeed it is, when the old man offs himself. A power struggle ensues.

Then there’s the cop (Abhay Deol) who has just moved to town, who is looking at adoption with his wife so that they can ensure their “Line of Descent.”

Random bar attacks, strategic assaults and schemes and counter-schemes to carry out hits, maybe pretending there’s a mob war going on, flesh out the film, and slow it down to a crawl. The brothers plot, form alliances and plot again.

And eventually, the charismatic Westerner/gun runner shows up reveling in “the stench that is our business” (the smell of dirty money) and hijacks the picture, such as it is.

Batra, as a first-time director, has a hard time distinguishing between what stories are important and what to trim. He can’t figure out, at times, that every minute detail of resaurant scenes does NOT need to show us a waiter being scolded to get to an assigned table. Random shots, almost random characters and inane dialogue abound.

Those lines, crafted in an “English was not the first language I learned” goofiness, can prompt head-scratching.

“You must navigate to the genesis that is Barat (the patriarch),” the cop is told. Barat’s the villain who “slowly architected the ‘land mafia.'”

Somebody “stabbed him in the heart with a steak knife!” Wait, there are steak knives in India, now? Stupor mundi. 

There is no point in having the adoption counselor intone “Every child deserves a good home,” nor is the police motto completely necessary for us to hear. “Your job is doing your duty. And your duty is doing what is right.”

The sturdy Indian cast do their best with this plodding material. But Fraser, on a busman’s holiday of sorts, is the one who vamps it up and seems to have the most fun with it. He affects a curious accent, brings a lot of energy to his scenes as Charu (Charlie, to Indian ears? Maybe?) seems to be playing one side against the other and is most impressed by the too-young/too-weak youngest brother.

“I am inspired by your bear-like confidence!”

It’s probably not fair, hiring an American, billing him high, and throwing a couple of unknown-in-the-west leads in there for nearly an hour of movie before “The Hollywood Star” shows up. But “Line of Descent” has balance issues, threads that it loses track of (the cop is second billed, I think, and utterly unnecessary).

It’s misshapen and clumsy, start to finish.  But at least SOMEbody got to travel a little and wear funny hair-dye, an odd accent and eye makeup in a foreign land.

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MPAA Rating: TV-MA, violence, sex, profanity

Cast: Ronit Roy, Abhay Deol, Neeraj Kabi, Charlotte Poutrel, Anisha Victor and Brendan Fraser.

Credits: Written and directed by Rohit Karn Batra.  A Gravitas Ventures release.

Running time: 1:44

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Movie Preview: Lin Manuel Miranda’s pre “Hamilton” “IN THE HEIGHTS” comes to the big screen

A big 2020 release of a 2008 musical.

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Next screening: “A HIDDEN LIFE”

A World War II story about morality, not blindly plunging down the hole of doing whatever Dear Leader and his bigoted murderous minions say.

A very LONG WWII story, I should add.

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Movie Review: An elegy to age, rural post offices and community — “Colewell”

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Character studies are the chamber music of the cinema — intimate, uncluttered movies built upon carefully-observed and recreated details. They are movies unplugged, capturing small-scale tragedies or personal triumphs via layers of quiet reflection.

Not a lot happens in “Colewell,” a character study zeroed in on a village postmistress in tiny, aging Colewell in rural western Pennsylvania. You know what’s coming by the mere fact that I use “rural” and “postmistress” in the same sentence.

And Karen Allen, as Nora, the woman running that ancient, single-window gathering spot for mail, gossip, knitting and personal and community problem-solving, doesn’t give herself to big emotions or drama. Writer-director Tom Quinn lets her face tell her story, her eyes show her past, her dropped-hints reveal to us what she’s going through, who these people are to her and who our hitchhiking narrator is to all these folks “back home.”

Hannah Gross is that narrator, who tells stories through conversation where she lists what she’s picked up from her time with her thumb out.

“Life always seems the same length, no matter what age you are.” Times past and days ahead go on “forever–and not very long.”

That’s where Nora is when we meet her, a creature of decades of routine — clucking at her chickens, talking about her favorite “Rose” as she passes on coffee and a few eggs to postman Charles (Kevin J. O’Connor) before donning the blue uniform and making her way to “the office.”

She’s well-past 60, apparently widowed and living on the farm she used to share with her husband. Chickens are all she bothers with these days.

And then the letter comes telling her the USPS isn’t renewing her contract, that the local office is to be shuttered.

“Personal grievances regarding this transition must be kept private,” she’s ordered. But posting the notice gets the whole village up in arms — words like “legal recourse” and “heart of our community” are bandied about.

Nora? She can take a transfer or retirement.

“They think I’m old and I don’t have any fight left in me.”

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Quinn’s elegiac film, the very definition of “a film festival movie” (rewarding, but with few commercial prospects), doesn’t deny the inevitable of such decisions. These cubbyhole post offices have been shuttering all over rural America for decades.

Quinn just follows the silent, reflective Nora as she cooks, tends her flock in the coop and listens to the now-grousing flock that comes to her window every day. Visiting a worn carving on a cliff face on her favorite hike gives up her past.

And signatures, who the mail is addressed to, connects her to the picture’s simple, sweet mystery.

Allen has long been an actress with perfectly expressive eyes, and wearing her years with grace has been a hallmark of her recent work. Yes, she gets to show Nora still has “some fight” left in her. No, Nora doesn’t come off as reasonable when she does.

But “Colewell” makes a lovely metaphor for the emptying-out corners of America, which can be lovely places few want to live in any more, their residents aging out of the mainstream of work and thought, watching their lives lose relevance, bit by “retiring” bit.

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MPAA Rating: unrated, some profanity

Cast: Karen Allen, Kevin J. O’Conner, Hannah Gross

Credits: Written and directed by Tom Quinn. A Gravitas Ventures release.

Running time: 1:19

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Movie Review: Aussie and Chinese villains fear “The Whistleblower

“The Whistleblower” is a Sino-Aussie thriller with plenty of properly potent action beats, a generally engaging cast, a global chase involving wildly improbable escapes and a script rife with knee-slappingly silly plot details.

A tale of a global mineral megacompany covering up an environmental disaster, and thereby enabling disasters to come, it’s almost refreshing in the ways it wants to depict China as both innocent of the machinations of global capitalism, and a corrupt partner in it.

Lei Jiayin of “The Wandering Earth” plays Mark, the Chinese emigre who has made to the top of the executive ranks of the Aussie multinational GPEC despite the “Chinese glass ceiling.” Foreigners, he tells other Chinese characters in the story, don’t get to the very top of Australian firms, implying xenophobia.

Then he admits he never became a citizen and gives other hints as to where his true national loyalties lie and undercuts his own complaint.

Mark is unflashy, a plodder who gets stuff done, just the way his peers (John Batchelor among them) like it. His old school rival Peter (Wang Ce) is the flashy one, running the company’s underground coal gassification plant in Malawi, Africa.

Peter returns to a resort at Twelve Apostles (landmark Australian islets) to berate Mark publicly at a corporate retreat as someone whose “mind is never entirely on the job…Don’t be stupid! No mistakes!”

If it wasn’t for his supposed job security and the presence of an old flame, now married to the CEO of a Chinese firm about to partner with GPEC, Mark would be bummed. Siliang (Tang Wei of “Lust, Caution” and “Blackhat”) was his bey, back in the day. And on this night, they renew their acquaintance and their passion. No kissing, though.

She’s on a plane and gone in the AM, Mark heads home to the digital effects-creator wife (Qi Xi) and kid, and all is forgotten.

Only diabetic Peter has died in his sleep. That corporate jet Siliang and other honchos were on crashed. “What’s going on?” we wonder.

Not Mark. NoEven after Siliang calls him from a fleabag motel in the Melbourne red light district. Even after an assassin chases them into the night.

It takes Mark a LONG time to realize there’s something up with this company, his Aussie overlords, Siliang and her husband and that extract-gas-from-coal tech that we’ve seen cause a fiery earthquake in Africa in an early moment in the movie.

The reluctant couple, led by guilt-torn Mark, must traipse hither and yon to uncover the truth, recover her marital cash, expose the flaws in the technology and save the heavily-polluted (everybody wears filter-masks) coal-rich Chinese province of Lvhan from what happened in Malawi.

Mark’s wife? She is furious at Mark’s shame, which seems to be the biggest crime the movie truly wants to wrestle with.

They rely on “the best place to hide is a leaf in the forest” strategy — hiding out among sympathetic Chinese restaurateurs, friends and relatives in Australia’s Chinese diaspora.

The chases and escapes have their share of what I call “Bugs Bunny Physics” — leaning not just on insane coincidences, but humans and drones defying Laws of Motion and weight disproportions.

Some African scenes feature Africans with Australian accents (virtually all filming was done in Oz).

Money is a huge concern, and every corporate bribe and pay-off, every “Let’s stay under the radar” transaction that keeps the fleeing duo flush and enables their investigation, is paid for by check. See a flaw in that strategy? The writer-director didn’t.

The depiction of Chinese corruption, pollution and infidelity comes off as almost-refreshing, with so much of this film (in Chinese, with English subtitles, and occasionally in English with Chinese subtitles) funded and promoted as Chinese. Those are the sorts of things that have kept China’s greatest filmmakers and their more “honest” yet controversial works out of film festivals over the decades.

As I said, the action is fun. And the unintentional laughs from the plot lapses, check-writing and black-face — Did I mention how these two try to “pass” in Africa? — are almost worth devoting well-over two hours to “The Whistleblower.”

Almost.

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MPAA Rating: Unrated, violence, sexual content, profanity

Cast: Lei Jiayin, Tang Wei, Qi Xi, John Batchelor, Wang Ce.

Credits: Written and directed by Xue Xialu. A CMC release.

Running time: 2:14

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Movie Review: Clint Eastwood’s version of the tragedy of “Richard Jewell”

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Clint Eastwood cast his aged eyes upon America, the flood of indictments and prison sentences raining on a Russian puppet in the White House, the daily affronts to truth, decency, morality, legality and patriotism reported by the press, and decided now was the perfect time to make a movie attacking the F.B.I. and the media.

It’s not wholly unexpected for a movie star/director with clout who vented his politics in his movies during the Clinton years, who engaged in dubious battle with a chair on national TV to ridicule a president who didn’t share his ideology.

His “Richard Jewell” is a quasi-comical “Absence of Malice” remake and a defense of a guy rightly “investigated” by the Feds, who crossed the line from investigating to targeting the security guard who was the first person who found the pipe-bomb stuffed backpack in a park during the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. And it’s a troublingly inaccurate account of the media circus that descended on this hapless hero briefly at the center of a terror case that riveted the world, which is what you get when “The World comes to Atlanta.”

Eastwood’s Jewell, played with sympathy and an unsophisticated native wit and integrity by Paul Walter Hauser, is rescued from the TV and print press stereotyping of the day and remembered as a fellow who wanted to be a cop so badly he immersed himself in the procedures and even the bomb-making arcana that made him literally “the right guy, in the right place at the right time.”

He may come off as a morbidly obese crank and a zealot who goes overboard as a campus security “rent-a-cop” in early scenes, as a starstruck fanboy who goes way above and beyond in cooperating with the F.B.I. (Jon Hamm) that is turning him from a national hero who saved lives into the focus of their suspicions. But he was clever enough to get his lawyer (Sam Rockwell, a hoot) in there, and fast.

Kathy Bates plays his overwhelmed mother, whom he lived with, perhaps another nail in the coffin of “he fits the profile” — a frustrated lone white male who wants to be perceived as a hero, even as he’s plotting his revenge on America.

And to her lasting shame, Olivia Wilde signed on to play an oversexed caricature of the admittedly imperfect Atlanta Journal-Constitution reporter who first broke the news that Jewell was under suspicion, thanks to an F.B.I. leak that history says she DIDN’T sleep her way into, the “Absence of Malice” element to Eastwood and screenwriter Billy Ray’s bastardization of this “history.”

But the real “malice” here is the missing context, the refusal to focus on the victims, the panicked search for the killer or portraying the real bomber.

When you’ve got the time to slap an “I fear government more than I fear terrorism” bumper sticker on the wall of the lawyer’s office, shove in a joke about “organizations and associations” Jewell is asked if he belongs to — “You a member of the NRA?” “Is the NRA a terror group?” (Russian financed, inspiring violence and sowing national division? Yes it is.), you’ve got time to do this right.

That missing context is skipping past the Oklahoma City bombing, and its bombers, not bothering to profile, even briefly, right wing Atlanta bomber Eric Rudolph, to not even note how the F.B.I. was on high alert because Wing Nut America was in the middle of a militia-forming, bomb making, violence-threatening and government-attacking nervous breakdown because a Democrat was elected president.

With every Trump rally including crowd-interviews threatening “a new civil war” if Putin’s pick is removed from office, these are poisonous omissions. In an era of daily denials of fact, an “up is down” barrage of partisan hacks screaming conspiracy theories on TV when the facts point to their complicity, Eastwood turns himself into the cinema’s Lindsey Graham for “Richard Jewell.”

Clint, of course, gets Clinton footage in here, a dig at academic “elites” along with a final needle in the balloon of Tom Brokaw’s career (NBC covered the Olympics, and we see Brokaw, Couric and an actor playing Bryant Gumbel asking questions and repeating speculation).

It’s a film that moves in fits and starts. But I liked most of the performances, and was most interested in Rockwell’s attorney Watson Bryant, who brings some welcome moral outrage to the proceedings, and a sophistication and legal savvy that also fly in the face of how out of his depth this guy was, like his client. But bully for Clint, making a lawyer a hero, even if he storms into the newspaper newsroom to upbraid the “poor excuse for a reporter” who shone the spotlight on his client.

Did that happen. Nope. And there are plenty of places where we know Ray/Eastwood crossed the line that undercuts the credibility of the picture.

Jewell was a complicated man, who had plenty of red flags on his work and arrest record, a “get back into police work” agenda and a house full of guns. Of course they’d look at him. And if the press gets word of that in a story the whole world is competing over, it’s not going to be pretty.

But “Richard Jewell” doesn’t do the man, the tragedy, the case or the political climate that surrounded it then and now justice.

Eastwood’s made some bad movies in recent years, along with some gems. This is the first film of his I’ve seen since his orangutan co-star days that had me embarrassed for him.

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MPAA Rating: R for language including some sexual references, and brief bloody images

Cast: Paul Walter Hauser, Jon Hamm, Olivia Wilde, Sam Rockwell and Kathy Bates.

Credits: Directed by Clint Eastwood, script by Billy Ray. A Warner Brothers release.

Running time: 2:09

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Netflixable? “A Cinderella Story: Christmas Wish”

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You shouldn’t make a Cinderella movie without having some killer “Steps” in mind. “A Cinderella Story: Christmas Wish,” has some doozies.

You don’t have to be a tweenage girl to get your back up at how LOATHESOME the evil stepmother (Hallmark Channel favorite Johannah Newmarch) and her daughters, Joy (Lillian Doucet-Roche) and Grace (Chanelle Peloso) are.

They are SO mean to poor Kat (Laura Marano of “Perfect Date” and “Ladybird”). Her dad married Deirdre (Newmarch, perfectly vile) and died, leaving her stuck cleaning up after and even financially supporting these golddigging neer-do-wells.

Stepmom bullies and steals and connives and will not HAVE you interrupt her time to “bitchwatch ‘The Real Housewives of Manhattan Beach.'”

Joy has a vlog, and never misses a chance to humiliate Kat, videoing her after she stumbles while toting their shopping and massive Starbucks order.

“You’re TRENDING, Starbucks Girl!”

Grace and Joy take turns trashing her appearance.

“You could use some color. You look like a fetus!”

And gauche? Fuggedaboutit! They’ll be right at home at the big Chrismas Eve gala.

“It’s pronounced GAW-la! I’ve been working on an upper class accent!”

At some point, MANY points in this little ditty of a holiday musical comedy, you may find yourself wishing Kat would just nunchuck the lot of them.

NOT that kind of movie, though. It’s a simple holiday wish-fulfillment romance about a girl who just wants to write songs and sing songs and “sell out arenas.”

For now, she sings and dances in the show at Santa’s Village with BFF Isla (Isabella Gomez), wearing an elf costume as they do.

But wait! There’s a new Santa joining the ensemble. He’s their age, but he’s already got the beard on every time they see him. “Hot Santa” they call him, not realizing he’s rich boy/would-be music impressario Dominic Wintergarden (Gregg Sulkin of Hulu’s “Runaways”), the VERY guy Kat tripped up and spilled all that Starbucks product all over herself in front of.

All these movies are offspring of that 2004 Hilary Duff hit, “A Christmas Story,” which took its plot from the famous fairy tale. No magical mice or glass slippers are here, and actress/choreographer/writer/director Michelle Johnston doesn’t make the movie “fit” the tale’s parameters as neatly as you’d hope.

Glass snowglobe, not glass slippers? Nah. It’ll take “A Christmas Miracle” to throw the downtrodden Kat and handsome Prince/Son of the Richest Guy in Town together. We know it’s coming.

The emphasis here is on the wish fulfillment stuff, not the romance. So “chemistry” barely matters. Marano has a cute, plucky presence, and Sulkin isn’t “sulkin'” when they’re together (Sorry!).

The songs? Think “Autotune: The Musical.”

Truthfully, there’s no much to it save for some some pleasantly-underwhelming choreography, and lots of righteous bullying. Those “steps” do it like they were born to pick on the less fortunate.

“Potatoes wear sacks better than you!”

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MPAA Rating: PG for rude and suggestive material

Cast: Laura MaranoGregg Sulkin, Isabella Gomez, Johannah Newmarch, Lillian Doucet-RocheHa, Chanelle Peloso.

Credits: Written and directed by Michelle Johnston,   A Warner Home Video release, on Netflix.

Running time: 1:26

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SAG nominations boost “Bombshell,” Taron E., bury “Little Women,” Sandler, Murphy

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No DeNiro for “The Irishman,” a lot less Netflix than the critics’ groups and Golden Globes crowd have been crowing over.

From Variety…
SAG Nominations: 22 Biggest Snubs and Surprises From ‘Little Women’ to ‘The Morning Show’ https://t.co/RK1nA9rwPo https://t.co/yORJ4oFvtn https://twitter.com/Variety_Film/status/1204805932951035905?s=20

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Movie Preview: Carey Mulligan gets her revenge as a “Promising Young Woman”

Oh, look at all the guys who try to take advantage of the tipsy lady at the bar. Look at what she does to them. Or seems about to.

“Promising Young Woman” opens in April.

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