Movie Review: Melodrama polished to a fine sheen, “Bonjour Tristesse”

The serene overheated-via-slow-simmer melodrama “Bonjour Tristesse” leaves its 1950s origins behind in a shimmering new screen adaptation by first-time writer/director Durga Chew-Bose.

Based on the most famous work of French college girl novelist Françoise Sagan, this tale of privilege, petulant manipulation, sex and “sadness,” which is all our guilty, spoiled narrator can summon up, “Tristesse” gives Chloë Sevigny her best role in years. And it shows off the sunny, summery south of France (Cassis, on the Western edge of the Riviera) in all its glory.

This immaculately lit and shot (by Maximilian Pittner) and gorgeously designed (by François-Renaud Labarthe, who did “Clouds of Sils Maria”) and costumed (Miyako Bellizzi) potboiler does justice to Sagan’s “ultimate beach novel” source, even if it never escapes that label.

“Hello Sadness,” as the title translates, has been filmed a few times before, most famously with Jean Seberg, Deborah Kerr and David Niven in the late “Peyton Place” 1950s. Here, Lily McInerny plays the gamine transitioning into cranky coquette Cecile, a petite young teen summering on the coast with her wealthy, indulgent dad (Claes Bang of “The Square”).

Widowed dad has taken up with a vivacious dancer, Elsa (Nailia Harzoune), and Cecile is having a summer romance with the just-as-stylishly thin local Cyril (Aliocha Schneider). But father-and-daughter are the truly committed “couple.” Her mother died a dozen years before, and her father gives Cecile all the attention — they even play solitaire together — and all the latitude any spoiled teenager could want.

They share cigarettes and wine, because, hey, France.

Cecile’s fascination with dad’s free spirited dancer is disturbed when an old friend of both her parents, the Paris fashion designer Anne (Sevigny) comes to stay with them.

Anne is always perfectly put together. Reserved, sophisticated and droll, she’s a blast from father Raymond’s shared past with his late wife.

“We were all obsessed with each other,” Anne tells Cecile about their youth. As the source novel was scandalous for its sex, we can infer from that what we want.

And in any event, it isn’t long before dear old dad is “obsessed” all over again. And the feeling is mutual.

Cecile decides to break Anne and father Raymond up. And in logic that only ever appears in the movies (and their source novels), Cyril and even Elsa join in that conspiracy.

First-time writer-director Durga Chew-Bose fixates on the arid interests of the idle (not so idle in talented Anne’s case) rich. This Canadian co-production resembles many an upper class/elite French tale in the omnipresence of books, with no TV sets in sight, and in the airless vapidity of the conversations of the pretentiously carefree.

“What do you think about when you try not to think about things?” at least sounds profound.

Bang leans into his handsome dash, with leisure costumes that would flatter anyone, and the character’s self-absorbtion, making Raymond’s abrupt has-his-choice-among women tumble for Anne believable.

McInerny hides any hint of teen rebellion, a child most comfortable among adults thanks to her indulgent Dad, but seriously smitten by the willowy, more experienced Cyril. We get lots of closeups of her Hathaway-meets-Hepburn throwback beauty. As performance, we need to sense more of the wheels turning in Cecile’s “I want things my way” head as she attempts to reset her father’s romantic attentions. The film’s leisurely pace allowed room for that, had Chew-Bose chosen to highlight it.

Sevigny, photographed with care as Anne dresses (her own designs), touches up her perfect lipstick and secures the meticulously tight bun in her hair with a pricy silver hairpin, is a portrait in professionally acquired privilege. Of course she drives a Saab convertible. What else would do?

In this and so many other ways, writer-director Chew-Bose gets the externals right. But every immaculately dressed set, every perfectly composed shot, traps her adaptation in its genre and its staid 1950s origins. This melodrama has a Douglas Sirk sheen with Riviera settings. But as we learned in “Far from Heaven,” even Sirk needs to be updated for the scandal of it all to sting.

There’s nothing “scandalous” about the sex and the shifts in affection, and the intended “shock” of the melodramatically inevitable consequences to all of this manipulation isn’t shocking in the least.

Only the underreaction of the many rich, guilty parties — conspirators and the easily manipulated — really hits you. A resigned sigh of “Hello, sadness” is all the consequence-free can manage by way of regret, remorse or apology.

Rating: R, sex, smoking

Cast: Lily McInerny, Claes Bang, Nailia Harzoune, Aliocha Schneider and Chloë Sevigny

Credits: Scripted by and directed by
Durga Chew-Bose, based on a novel by Françoise Sagan. A Greenwich Entertainment release.

Running time: 1:50

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Series Preview: Julianne Moore has Milly Alcock, but not sister Meghann Fahy, as one of her “Sirens”

A huge estate on a posh island, lots of “followers” who live at the beck and call of a mysterious beauty only her closest associates call “Kiki,” a sister in search of a sibling who “wasn’t there” for their father’s slide into dementia.

Kinky, cultish, with Kevin Bacon as the “Kiki” husband, with Fahy fresh off of “Drop” and “House of the Dragon” alumna Alcock (George R.R. Martin is every Brit/Aussie/New Zealand actor’s best friend) Alcock, and Glen Howerton and Josh Segarra heading teh supporting cast, this series looks “good life–but at what cost” alluring and drops on Netflix May 22.

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Netflixable? Cry “Havoc,” and let’s slip Tom Hardy another ammo clip

Netflix writing a big fat check to the filmmaker who gave us the gonzo Indonesian action franchise “The Raid” was a smart move.

But even fans of the over-the-top mayhem that is writer-director Gareth Evans’ trademark may be moved to mutter, “Damn, how many rounds does that shotgun/pistol/assault rifle HOLD?” in “Havoc.”

Stylized, lurid, with a “Streets of Fire/Sin City” look and vibe, “Havoc” is a guns-blazing “Free Fire” style shoot-em-up where the action’s so fierce it’s a wonder anybody has time to think about reloading, including the script supervisor, the person on set in charge of continuity, the one voice who might say “Hey, shouldn’t Tom Hardy ‘reload’ after all that?”

“Havoc” is what Hardy’s character Walker wreaks in a furious display of dirty cop on dirty cop violence, all of it triggered by killing the wrong Chinese Triad gang family heir (Jeremy Ang Jones).

The guys blamed for that just pulled off a tractor trailer hijacking, dumping their washing machine cargo onto cop cars in a furious chase through an unnamed, grimy and grey, neon-spattered city. The leader of that pack (Justin Cornwell) just might be the son of the city’s next mayor.

That candidate (Oscar winner Forest Whitaker) just got an investigation “fixed,” and now he’s ready to “fix” the city. Fat chance of that, as he’s corrupt to his core, with corrupt cops — specifically Walker — at his beck and call.

“Dirty Money” Walker is sent to find the son and his girlfriend/accomplice (Quelin Sepulveda) before the Dragon Lady of the Tsui Triad (Yann Yann Yeo, fierce) does. Not that he’s happy about that.

“Your son s–t the bed so bad it’s gonna take a magic WAND to clean this up!”

Other dirty cops, led by Vince (Timothy Olyphant) are also in on the hunt.

The disheveled, slovenly homicide detective Walker, saddled with a do-gooder “uniform” (Jessie Mae Li) as Ms. “We’re not partners, awright?,” struggling to get a pawn shop-purchased gift for his six-year-old daughter this Christmas Eve, has to investigate, torture and shoot his way through legions of mostly-Chinese hoodlums, with a few murderous cops tossed in, to “save” the son and/or stop a gang war.

The British-born writer-director Evans pins us to our seats with that reckless/heedless opening car/truck chase and shootout, and rarely takes his foot off the gas. That’s his style.

The threats are pithy, and terminal.

“I flew halfway across the world to identify my child,” Ms. Tsui growls on the phone to candidate Lawrence. “Now I’m coming for yours.”

“Havoc” is a movie bathed in corruption, with even the uncorrupted aware of what’s going on and tolerating the dirty cops, dirty politicians and dirty money. This is the ultimate dystopia, one brought on when the rule of law is abandoned. It’s anarchy created by oligarchy.

Not all of it makes sense, and a lot of what happens hews too closely to formula. Why do cops always have an old “cabin by the lake” that their old man left them? So they can have a proper setting for the climactic shoot-out.

But the fights — featuring fists, feet, swords and knives and guns — are breathtaking.

And Hardy’s a stoic, steely presence at the center of it all, a tough guy among tough guys, dirtied and bloodied, but moral in that sort of John Woo killer’s code. He makes buying-in easy as we follow a bloody, unsentimental off-the-books “investigation” through confrontation after confrontation on our way to an epic conclusion.

It’s amazing how much “Havoc” you can create when almost nobody pauses to reload.

Rating: TV-MA, bloody violence from start to finish, gunplay, profanity

Cast: Tom Hardy, Jessie Mae Li,
Quelin Sepulveda, Justin Cornwell, Yann Yann Yeo, Timothy Olyphant and Forest Whitaker

Credits: Scripted and directed by Gareth Evans. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:47

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BOX OFFICE: “Sinners” holds off “Accountant 2,” ancient “Revenge of the Sith” slips by “Minecraft,” “Until Dawn” bombs

The crowd pleasing sequel to Ben Affleck’s autistic assassin thriller “The Accountant” didn’t have much of a chance against Ryan Coogler’s “Get Out” sized horror phenomenon, “Sinners.”

“Sinners” is having a near-historic “hold” on its second weekend. After opening with an eye-popping $48 million, a period piece horror thriller about race, racism and how a juke joint’s business model doesn’t take into account the impact of vampires, Deadline.com notes that it stands to clear $40 million this weekend — $45. That’s less than a 7% drop from i’s opening weekend.

Wow.

Sure, I found the whole vampire thing deeply disappointing, kind of a stretch as racism metaphors go, taking the narrative into a scorched-earth bloodbath finale. Truth be told, “The Accountant 2” takes on a kind of cleansing “Kill them all” approach to wrapping things up as well. Hell, even the Netflix thriller “Havoc” cleans house with mass killing just before the closing credits.

That appears to be what audiences want in their R-rated thrillers — a sense that justice will be done and evil will be wiped out by emptying a few clips into it.

“The Accountant 2” is a vengeance thriller/buddy picture with “Sound of Freedom” human traffickers as its targets, and that adds up to a very healthy $24+ million opening weekend. It’s Ben Affleck’s most entertaining turn in years, reprising his on-the-spectrum numbers guy/gun-for-hire character from a sleeper hit of a few years back. He adds a nerdy accent to the character, and becomes both a punch line and straight man for Jon Bernthal’s swaggering, you-know-what swinging performance as the not-autistic/just-awkward assassin-brother in this funny, glib shoot-em-up/shoot-em-all-up.

There’s nothing ambitious about it, unless you think the timing of a movie about perfectly functional adults (Affleck) and kids (a special school whose members are the cleverest young hackers on the planet) arrived just in time to make Robert F. Kennedy Jr. look like an even bigger crackpot.

Bernthal reminds me of the gruff, tough and funny character actor Fred Ward (“The Right Stuff,” “Miami Blues”), with matinee idol potential. Every hit — streaming or big screen — gives him a shot at attaining that status.

Studios and theater owners alike, scrambling to find content to fill seats in this shrunken and shrinking post-pandemic cinema scene, have rediscovered the found-money in re-issuing popular pictures of the past, crowd-friendly classics.

“Star Wars: Reveng of the Sith” is the latest re-issue to hit theaters, and it’s doing boffo numbers for a 20 year old title. $25 million? You’d think “Star Wars” would be so over-exposed, with Disney milking that intellectual property for all its worth with streaming series, that a movie all the fans have seen, probably more than once, wouldn’t move the needle.

But blockbusters like “A Minecraft Movie” ($22 million this weekend) remind us that seeing a movie in a theater is still a magical experience for true believers. Gathering for a communal celebration with the faithful is something society and subcultures within it crave, especially now. Even if the sacred rites are ritualized in the form of a lesser title in the long light sabre canon.

If devotees of a video game gather to cry with joy over a “Chicken Jockey” trotting out on a big screen, why not the “Star Wars” celebrators?

The horror thriller “Until Dawn” is the only other wide release bowing this weekend. It too is based on a video game (Sony’s Playstation title). It’s humorless and video-game formulaic and yet managed $8 million. Found money, little as it is, as Sony Screen Gems released it, and Peter Stormare is the biggest name actor they hired for it. But right about now, execs there are kicking themselves for not shoving a “chicken jockey” into the game.

Horror titles have been miss or miss and miss and occasionally hit all this year.

The animated Easter release “King of Kings” did another $4 million, finishing sixth.

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Movie Preview: Elba and Cena, Idris and John are action hero “Heads of State”

This looks almost theatrical, like say Nettlix’s “Bullet Train” and a few other titles of late.

But Amazon’s feeding us Idris Elba and John Cena as a prime minister and a movie star president who have to get physical, with the help of Priyanka Chopra Jonas, to get out of a terrorist jam on July 2.

The guy who made Oedenkirk’s “Nobody” directed, so “Heads of State” promises to be jokey and bloody. Fun? Maybe.

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Movie Review: Affleck and Bernthal BOTH do the math in “The Accountant 2”

It’s too long and entirely too damned glib about the ultraviolent mayhem it unleashes on the just and the unjust.

The plot is intentionally convoluted, with “hero” assassins and a disapproving Fed out to save a lady assassin from the the child trafficking murderers who made her.

Yes, that sounds suspiciously like the plot to John Wick meets the “Ballerina.”

And that effete, nerdy autistic accent Ben Affleck slings in his return as “The Accountant” is…a choice. As the character is on the autism spectrum, one wonders if this is Health and Human Services Secretary Brain Worm approved.

But Affleck and Jon Bernthal click as assassin brothers who reunite for “The Accountant 2,” a bloody-minded, firearm and fusillade filled line-dancing buddy comedy version of “Sound of Freedom.”

Director Gavin O’Connor (“Warrior”) also returns from the 2016 film and just steamrolls through logical lapses and other shortcomings in a film that ultimately amuses and never spares the mayhem. Give all involved their due. This beast plays and satisfies. And how.

Our not-entirely-humorless on-the-spectrum savant is living a lonely life in Idaho, desperate enough to change that by enlisting in a speed dating event, still too practical to give up living in an Airstream trailer, which doesn’t impress all the single ladies…of Boise, but does have room for a lot of guns.

Chrisian Wolff gives the appearance of an accounting assassin who has all but retired.

But the murder of his retired former Federal contact (J.K. Simmons) in the film’s opening scene sends Federal Financial Crimes Enforement Network (a real Federal agency…for now) deputy director Medina (Cynthia Addai-Robinson, also returning to the sequel) in search of answers about what her former colleague was digging into that had him magic marker “Find The Accountant” on his arm as one of his last living acts.

Reaching out to a school full of autistic “savants” like Wolff, supported by Wolff, brings The Accountant to Medina. And he lets her know that getting to the bloody bottom of what appears to be a human trafficking case run by a murderous lowlife (Robert Morgan) who can afford to hire whole teams of contract killers will require help.

First, they’ll need to use The Accountant’s unseen Brit (Alison Wright) and their version of Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters’ crack team of teen hackers. And Wolff will require the assistance of his slightly less awkward, just-as-murderous brother Braxton (Bernthal) to finish this dirty, off-the-books, high-body-count job.

The school for gifted, on-the-spectrum hacker kids is an inspired invention, a deus ex machina of competitive, mostly-silent teens and tweens who can break into any electronic system, invade any privacy and manipulate devices and people to find out anything, steal any selfie, track any person or device.

But the master stroke here is promoting Bernthal to co-star. He’s antic to Affleck’s shy and reserved, giving Brax a big-spending, high-living, lolipop-sucking swagger in opposition to brother Chris’s baggy dad pants and practical wind breaker jackets.

Brax is amoral and annoying, shrugging off torture and killing their way to answers in ways the Fed never abides.

“Were you dropped on your head as a child?”

He gets under his brother’s skin like the never-grew-up-adolescent he remains, mimicking Chris the way he probably has since he was eight and Chris was 10.

“Don’t repeat me!”

“Don’t REPEAT me!”

Their chemistry together rarely feels forced, even when autistic Chris decides, on impulse, to learn country music line-dancing.

Our chilly Debbie Harry-meets-Florence Pugh Latina assassin (Daniela Pineda) is mainly just a dye-job, haircut and dead-eyed look of feigned disinterest in people and violence stolen from a whole series of Luc Besson lady-“cleaner” thrillers.

But her big fight delivers, and even the over-the-top slaughter of the film’s finale has a saving grace. It’s set up by a lovely gut-punch moment with no words in which the remote-control teen savant hackers realize what flesh-and-blood bad guys do to children.

Whatever the “puzzle” all involved must figure out, whatever the good guys do that’s as bad as the bad guys, “Accountant 2” trots along on the backs of Affleck, freed to be “funny” in the part, and Bernthal, whose bluff and ebulient presence gives him that freedom.

It’s not particularly ambitious and there’s barely a hint of “breaks from formula” in it. But in “The Accountant 2,” it’s not the individual numbers that matter. It’s how it all adds up.

Rating: R, graphic violence, imperiled children, profanity

Cast: Ben Affleck, Jon Bernthal, Cynthia Addai-Robinson, Daniela Pineda, Grant Harvey, Robert Morgan and J.K. Simmons.

Credits: Directed by Gavin O’Connor, scripted by Bill Dubuque. An MGM/Amazon release of a Warner Bros. film.

Running time: 2:04

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Movie Review: It’s game-over if you can’t make it “Until Dawn”

You could probably tell in a couple of minutes that this weekend’s cinematic sacrificial lamb to the horror gods is based on a video game without being reminded that “Until Dawn” was born on Playstation in the opening credits.

Stock characters stuck in stock situations, weary horror tropes trotted out by the basketful, because a lot of them are needed in a movie whose game-origins are clearly given away by the number of “lives” our pretty young leads have in a story that has them die awfully, only to die and die again unless they can survive in a remote welcome center “Until Dawn.”

Horror is a film genre that doesn’t need fresh excuses to recycle the same wanton slaughter stories, where the director’s only real contribution might be in the “creative” methods of murder — dismemberment, bodies exploding or victims yanked and yanked off camera to face their fate. David F. Sandberg directed “Annabelle: Creation” and the “Shazam” movies but earns no brownie points for originality here.

Five friends Jeeptrip into the boonies for a weekend outing which turns out to be a “retrace the steps” of one member of the crew’s sister’s last days. Melanie (Maia Mitchell) disappeared out here, and we — unlike the quintet — know her fate. We saw her claw her way out of underground imprisonment only to be butchered by her masked captor in the film’s opening scene.

Her sister Clover (Ella Rubin), Clover’s ex Max (Michael Cimino), their pals Megan (Ji-young Yoo) and Nina (Odessa A’zion) are joined by surprise Nina’s latest fling Abe (Belmont Cameli) , who had no idea he was needed because he’s the one with the Jeep Commander and he’s needed to drive them into some morbid remembrance/investigation.

Megan claims to be a psychic, which nicely bookends Abe’s dopey “psyche major” status, with Max showing his brave side because he wants to win back Clover. And none of them let the creepy old guy (“Fargo” and “John Wick” legend Peter Stormare) running the convenience store they stop in scare them off.

“Each year is the same, but different!”

That’s how they end up at the Glore Valley Welcome Center, the very town where “a lot of people go missing.” Because even towns where a lot of people vanish have Chamber of Commerce visitors’ centers.

A “water wall” rainstorm traps them there, where they start to see visions of missing Melanie and a Glore witch and a murderer who appears to keep his porcelin mask on with nails. There’s this baroque clockwork hourglass on the wall, a guest register filled with the same signatures, and a basement with windows covered by the dirt they’re buried in.

Characters start shouting “Oh sh–!” at the bizarre and horrific things they see and experience. And they die off. But not just the once. They do this, in rapid succession, each time they come back to life.

Somebody cracks that yeah, “there are a LOT of movies” with this sort of plot. Nobody notes how similar to a video game it all is — alien, ax murderer, Glore Witch — there’s a cornucopia of carnage and those creating it in store for our fab five.

The characters aren’t sketched in. They’re underscripted outlines for “characters,” which might cut it for a video game, but not for a movie. The multiple deaths and rebirths fatally lower the plot’s stakes, and nobody in the cast makes us feel the terror or the grisly ends that keep happening to them.

This movie doesn’t just play like a video game you’re already tired of. Sandberg and the credited screenwriters never stop reminding us this is more “Sony intellectual property” (Sony owns Playstation and Screen Gems, the film distributor) than a coherent, empathy-engendering, viewer-involved “story.”

Rating: R, graphic violence, profanity

Cast: Ella Rubin, Michael Cimino,
Odessa A’zion,
Ji-young Yoo, Belmont Cameli, Maia Mitchell and Peter Stormare.

Credits: Directed by David F. Sandberg, scripted by Blair Butler and Gary Dauberman, based on the Playstation video game. A Sony/SCreen Gems release.

Running time: 1:43

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Movie Preview: Chinese history via the Cinema of Jia Zang-ke — “Caught by the Tides”

Twenty three years of films from the director of “Ash Is Purest White” and “Still Life” are sampled and re cut to make this epic of modern China.

Many of the folks star Jia Zang-ke’s wife,  Tao Zhang.

May 9.

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Silencing the cell, it’s “Accountant 2” time

Curious to see how they explain Affleck’s accent in this sequel.

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Movie Review: A Gay Fantasia about Honest Abe’s Same Sex Romance — “Lavender Men”

“Lavender Men” is an ambitious but meandering and indulgent indie film failure.

It’s not the subject matter that does it in, as it’s another film (“Lover of Men”) and play (“Oh, Mary!”) that dives into the notion that Abraham Lincoln was bisexual.

It’s not the structure that derails it, although the fact that it’s a film and a play makes it myopic, theatrical, stagebound and neither real nor sufficiently surreal to quite come off.

Starring and co-written by Roger Q. Mason, “Lavender Men” indulges in gay “fantasia” storytelling to connect Lincoln the man and his last same sex love affair (historians debate a couple of possible romances) to Generation Grindr and “swipe right” sexual freedom. The “love connection” never quite clicks.

Even the widely-accepted history is kind of bungled as our protagonist (Mason), the stage manager of a Life of Lincoln play, is drawn back into the 1860s to imagine queer identity back then and to lecture “our greatest president” on that, true love and to remind Abe and viewers that Lincoln wanted to “free the slaves” and “send them back to Africa,” the ultimate act of “erasure.”

Re-pronouned Taffeta has to “work harder than anybody else in this theater” on this somewhat goofy and under-budgeted Lincoln play. Stage Manager Taffeta notes which actress blows her cues, resets the stage after every performance and launders the costumes, pausing only to scroll through the latest hook-up offerings on the Backdoor Baby app, dreaming of what might have been.

Half “black Irish” and half-Filipino, Taffeta is plus-sized and romantically rejected, with body image issues that outlasted sexual identity and racial identity ones. Identifying as female/”they,” Taffeta has crushes. One of them isn’t the actor playing Abe (Ted Rooney), who makes a crude come-on and tops that with insults when he’s rejected.

Surviving that and the humiliation of walking in on a couple of crushes hooking-up back-stage triggers something in the stage manager. Taffeta procedes to dream up the alleged 1860 affair between pre-candidate Lincoln and the much younger “greatest little man (he was short) I ever met,” Elmer Ellsworth.

Taffeta is both witness to and hostess for the viewer’s experience of Abe (Pete Ploszek) flirting with the frustrated soldier turned law clerk, Elmer (Alex Esola). Taffeta also participates in history, playing a recruit training under Ellsworth, an army officer and even the angry, suspicious and controlling Mary Todd Lincoln, who works to separate the two men before the presidential campaign heats up.

All these characters were real historical figures, even if you’ve never heard of them. So any liberties taken with facts or assumptions made when the facts run out are excused by the phrase “It’s a fantasia, say whatever you want.”

Taffeta argues that “Everybody believes in a little revisionist history these days,” and if Taffeta has to endure being racially “erased,” mis-pronouned and fat-shamed, so will the “Republicans” “smearing Lincoln’s legacy” with every racist, misogynistic and homophobic act.

“I read the book,” she hisses. “I saw the damned movie.” Taffeta’s history will have to do.

That’s probably not good enough for most. Historically, this film falls closer to “Drunk History” than Ken Burns, Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough.

Director Lovell Holder (“Loserville”), expanding the short film he and Mason made about “Taffeta,” wrings as much visual variety out of a small theater and stage sets as he can even if “Lavender Men” never sheds the “filmed play” pejorative.

The narrative plays like an historic soap opera with on-stage commentary by Taffeta, who has issues they want to get off their chest. The dialogue and monologues by Taffeta can be sharp and “memory play” poetic. But the script introduces more ideas than it can resolve, and lapses into the personal as a way of reaching for pathos that often isn’t there.

“Lavender Men” might work better as a play. Even if it’s not as “historical” as a “Drunk History” take on the subject and not remotely as amusing as that show or the widely-acclaimed stage comedy “Oh, Mary!” which is still running as of this writing, there’s always room for another “gay fantasia” on the 16th president, if only to watch conservatives’ heads explode at the thought.

Rating: unrated, sexual situations, profanity

Cast: Roger Q. Mason, Pete Ploszek, Alex Esola, Ted Rooney, Phillipe Bowgen, Gillian Williams and Mia Ellis.

Credits: Directed by Lovell Holder, scripted by Roger Q. Mason and Lovell Holder. A Pride Flix release.

Running time: 1:42

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