Documentary Review — “Garbo: Where Did You Go?” fills in Gaps in Greta Garbo’s Story

Some decades ago, I was ensconed in the archives of the University of Tennessee in Knoxville, researching one of the university’s most famous alumni for a news article appreciation of his life and film career on the 100th anniversary of his birth.

And there, tucked into the papers of “National Velvet” and “The Yearling” director Clarence Brown were several screenplays, the filmmakers’ own copies of his scripts. There were notes and hand-written strike-throughs jotted on most every page of every one of them.

On the margin of one script — it probably wasn’t “Flesh and the Devil,” but might have been “Anna Christie”” — were the letters “GG” and a four-digit number. It took my breath away the moment I figured out what the hell it was I was looking at.

It was Greta Garbo’s Los Angeles phone number circa 1930. MGM paired up Brown and Garbo for four films, beginning with the silent blockbuster “Flesh and the Devil,” and including “A Woman of Affairs,” the Eugene O’Neill adaptation whose advertising tagline was simply “Garbo Talks!,” “Anna Christie, and the Tolstoy romance “Anna Karenina.” Of course Clarence Brown would have had her number.

That was April of 1990, when all the world had one last go at Greta Garbo mania. It was the month the reclusive Swedish screen icon died at 84. She’d retired half a century before, but thanks to endless media coverage of her passing, that phrase the critic Kenneth Tynan coined about her in 1954 was one many could quote.

“What when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.”

But it’s been decades since she died, and as almost nobody watches old films any more. Who remembers much more than a pose, a stare, a reputation built on a line from one of her films that she took to her grave?

“I want to be alone.”

Aside from the period piece “Queen Christina,” appreciated as “queer cinema” today, and the screwball comedy “Ninotchka,” her films are largely forgotten if not forgettable. It might be too much to expect Greta Garbo would still command public fascination. But has she disappeared from pop culture, five-going-on-six generations since her abrupt “retirement?”

The new documentary “Garbo: Where Did You Go?” asks this question. Filmmaker Lorna Tucker (“Westwood: Punk, Icon, Activist”) leans on Swedes descended from Swedes who knew her, a Swedish stage director and Swedish journalist and a few Americans related to people who knew her well in her later years, as well as archival interviews with Orson Welles, George Cukor, Kate Hepburn, George Cukor and Marlene Dietrich. A sampling of a BBC/MGM appreciation of Garbo knowingly narrated by her contempary Joan Crawford also summons up a life, an unlikely career and the culture that shifted under the weight of her celebrity.

It’s an excessively gimmicky documentary, putting an actress in an unflattering Old Garbo mask at a dressing table for many voice-over-narrated scenes, using a willowy blonde actress (Ellyn Daniels) as “The Investigator,” the narrator who sets up the “acts” of Garbo’s life and tells her story through the journalists of her day. The great Swedish actress Noomi Rapace (“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”) voices Garbo’s own words in decades of letters, writing to relatives, drama school friends, lovers, would-be suitors and the Svengali director Mauritz Stiller who “discovered” hat counter clerk Greta Gustafsson, talked her into changing her name and took his “muse” to America with him when Hollywood and MGM talked him into moving.

But Tucker smartly sets up conflicting takes on Garbo’s best films, her best destiny, best friends and mental state and lets the viewer decide.

Was the working-poor girl who never went to high school “happiest” in drama school in Stockholm? Was the much-older (and possibly bisexual) Stiller the best thing that could have happened to her, or the worst? Was “Anna Karenina,” “Queen Christina” or her teenaged Swedish breakthrough film “The Saga of Gösta Berling” her best film? Was “Ninotchka” really “the role that was closest” to the “real Garbo?”

Taped phone conversations from the ’70s and ’80s and the recollections of who made up her circle of friends remind us that the media labels celebrities who don’t want to talk to them “recluses,” when that’s rarely the case. They’re simply media shy.

The paparazzi were invented for Garbo, who was stalked, “pursued, chased” and hounded by newshounds all of her adult life.

“Why must people talk about me?” she asked in a letter. Why couldn’t people — the press, in particular — allow her the privacy she craved?

“Where Did You Go?” sets the record straight (again) about the abrupt retirement (she gave one late-life interview to a veteran Swedish journalist who earned her trust over weeks and several vacations at a European hotel). That notion that she set out to “close the door” by leaving the cinema at her peak popularity and sex appeal is promptly dashed by that.

We see screen tests from movies she thought about making throughout the late 1940s. These provide a still glamorous contrast to her first Swedish film appearances — in a silent celluloid theater ad for bread and an educational/industrial silent or two.

Orson Welles regales an interviewer about being treated to those  earliest clips via the Swedish Film Academy in the decades before home video, and marveling at how that plump (a LOT of people called her “fat” in her youth) child became “the most divine creature to ever be on the screen.”

We learn from a descendent of a little known Swedish suitor, and hear about the much younger men who angled to be her “walking companion” in New York, men who used her and sold gossip about her to scandal sheets and photographers aiming to score that rare “Garbo sighting.”

Much of what has become her legend is verified by Garbo’s letters — her depression, her loneliness in America, her dismay at the slick shallowness of Hollywood films, the heartbreak of losing her sister young and then her mentor Stiller shortly after he returned to Sweden to leave his “creation” to the stardom he helped give her.

“Garbo: Where Did You Go?” is content to “verify” much of what has come before in biographies over the decades. And the gimmicks suggest writer-director Tucker had to content herself to simply providing an entertaining overview of the first truly famous life spent seeking, then shunning the world cinema spotlight.

The costs of fame were readily recognized by a pioneering figure who sought to shed it even as she stayed obsessed with what people in and out of the press were saying about Greta Garbo.

“Why must people talk about me?”

And yet thirty-five years after her death, with just a couple of her films still celebrated as “classics” and evidence of her legendary beauty only viewable in black and white stills from those films littering the Internet, people still do.

Rating: TV-PG

Cast: Greta Garbo, Ellyn Daniels, Orson Welles, Katharine Hepburn, narrated by Noomi Rapace.

Credits: Scripted and directed by Lorna Tucker. A Sky TV film on Netflix, other streamers.

Running tim: 1:30

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Netflixable? “Meet the Khumalos”

If you’re looking for a South African comedy, in English with sprinklings of Zulu, about feuding neighbors whose hostilities escalate when their children fall in love you could do worse that “Meet the Khumalos.”

It’s so generic and derivative of so many movies from so many cultures that South African quiblers who complain about its similarity to an Indian South African comedy (“Keeping up with the Khandasamys”) should sample Hollywood’s “Meet the Parents” and any of the comedies imitating it, or which that Hollywood franchise borrowed from — movies spanning the screen comedy globe.

But while the joke-writing is tepid and the situations less than wholly original, “Khumalos” is the very meaning of the phrase Around the World with Netflix. It’s a genial, colorful dip into another culture in rom-com form.

Set and filmed in and around an upscale “estate” in Durban, it’s about an affluent family, the Khumalos, and how they react when their new neighbors are “moving on up” strivers who earned their way out of KwaMashu Township to more luxurious digs.

Husband Vusi (Bonga Dlamini) and his “traditional” mother Mavis (Connie Chiume) roll with it. But the preening, stylish Grace (Khanyi Mbau) is beside herself. A professional woman so overly coiffed and made up and pale that her mother-in-law refers to her as “that white woman,” Grace isn’t having this riffraff next door.

“They’re not RIGHT for the neighborhood,” she huffs. “Standards must be upheld!”

It turns out that self-made township tour entrepreneur Bongi Sithole (Ayanda Borotho) has “history” with the woman she calls “Gracious,” her old township name, when she isn’t calling her “witch” and “Satan.”

It also turns out that Bongi’s traditional, educated and socially conscious teen daughter Sphe (Khosi Ngema) has history with Grace’s college-bound son, Sizwe (Jesse Suntele), and not just from high school debate competitions. They’re in love.

That brings the two feuding mothers into a conspiracy to break them up — sabotaging a camping trip the kids are sneaking off for in a campground where the lions may or may not “sleep tonight,” trying to send him abroad to study in Ireland and bringing back old flames to tempt them out of this Montague and Capulet calamity they’re considering.

It’s all standard rom-com stuff — stalking parents, bickering moms, dads who bond over beer and the mountains of meat that Bongi’s Desmond (Siyabonga Melongisi Shibe) lures Vusi back to eating, which Grace doesn’t allow.

The mother-in-law has a side-hustle, her “traditional” beauty treatment that she’d love to market as “Mavis’s Miracle Mud.”

And the young folks mix it up with a goofy childhood beau who became a wannabe rapper and the church-obsessed bombshell Charlotte (Nandipa Khubone) who’d be more than happy to take Sizwe off Sphe’s hands.

The local color spices up the path to “True Love Will Find a Way.” The “history” the two women have is dusted with tragedy, the remnants of South Africa’s racist Apartheid past. And the urgency Bongi feels about preserving Sphe’s “virtue” is tied to her upcoming Umemulo ceremony. That’s beautifully and movingly acted-out in the third act.

With material this over-familiar, the best one could hope for is witty dialogue (not really), a sprinkling of physical comedy and pratfalls that pay off (sure) and an upbeat ending.

It’s the sampling of the culture — no novelty for South African audiences, but a revelation to international viewers — that makes this mixed-bag of a rom-com worth your time and the “Khumalos” worth meeting.

Rating: TV-14, sexual material

Cast: Ayanda Borotho, Khanyi Mbau, Khosi Ngema, Jesse Suntele, Siyabonga Melongisi Shibe,
Bonga Dlami, Connie Chiume and Nandipa Khubone

Credits: Directed by Jayen Moodley, scripted by Gillian Breslin and Wendy Gumede. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:32

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Movie Review: Existential Angst, Midlife Crisis and a Testing of Manhood face “The Surfer”

Nicolas Cage has been making “push me over the edge” B and C movies for so long that all longtime fans have to hear is a title — “The Surfer,” for instance — to guess the movie built around it.

But he’s such a fascinating figure — antic, twitchy and edgy is his brand, easily and often impersonated, but also revered, an Oscar winner and fangirl/fanboy legend, and an actor disturbed to the point of constantly working “to stay out of my own head” he once told me in an interview — that pigeonholing him ALWAYS has the potential to blow up in your face.

Casting him in a movie titled “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” is about as on-the-nose as movies about movie-star reps gets.

“Pig” was the title that should have taught us, once and for all, that “Nobody puts Nic in a pigeon hole.” We figured “Somebody stole his pig, and he’ll go all NICOLAS CAGE on them.” And that wasn’t what the movie was about. At all.

But that “anticipation” of a Cage breakdown drove “Pig” just as surely as it drives “The Surfer.” Because somebody stole Nic Cage’s surfboard. And somebody’s going to have to give it back.

Thomas Martin’s screenplay presents Cage’s Surfer as a man in crisis. He’s longed to buy the coastal Australian home he grew up in, perhaps hoping to patch-up a failed marriage with that act, to give his teen son access to the great waves that made The Surfer so good at surfing. He’s well over 50, driving a Lexus and making enough in the firm where he works that he’s close to closing the deal on that Luna Bay home on the hill overlooking the sea.

But it’s all just beyond his reach, and he’s on the edge of manic about it. Even taking a day off, pulling his son (Finn Little) out of school for a little surfing has him cell-phone badgering his real estate broker for cash and leverage to get this deal done.

And then they park at his childhood beach, and the “localist” locals greet him with open hostility.

“Don’t live here, don’t surf here.”

Public beach? It’s not crowded? Even “I grew up here” falls on furious deaf ears among the brawny young belligerents who get in his face. “Surf Nazis” people used to call them. And if you remember a wacky Troma Films comedy of a few decades back, you figure you know where this is going.

Surf Nazis Must Die.”

But even the presence of a perfectly vile villain is a set up to defy expectations. Julian McMahon of “Nip/Tuck” and “FBI’s Most Wanted” summons up a little Victor Von Doom (his one Marvel role) villainy as Scally, a privileged Luna Bay lifer who dabbles in “men’s movement” counseling when he’s not running this gang of surf bullies as his personal “redisover and assert your maniliness” cult.

Our Surfer, raised in America after a tragedy took away his family home, runs right up against an Aussie stereotype — violent macho bully boys and their robed, uncompromising guru leader.

Scally keeps presenting his advice as peace offerings, consoling the surfer about “losing face” in front of his son, but firmly telling him “you gotta know when to back down. Or it could get a lot worse.”

It does. And as The Surfer starts losing his son’s respect, his possessions, his status and his dream, he starts to reason out how this all might end.

Trapped there, dehydrated, without access to cash or contact with his broker, he can see The Bum (Nicholas Cassim) living in an old Subaru wagon, swearing vengeance on Scally for what happened to his own life and own son. The Surfer can see his life unraveling and this bum as his future.

The movie is about a man facing emasculating old age and the destruction of everything he thinks his life is about. The fact that he’s hallucinating flashbacks to his childhood trauma makes us and him question if he is who he thinks he is and which version of “reality” is the one he’s fated to live in.

Irish director Lorcan Finnegan (“Vivarium,” “Nocebo”) doesn’t wholly transcend his rep for cerebral thrillers that don’t quite come off. But this “frustrating” film does a great job of portraying a man in crisis who might not recognize that crisis, and of painting Australia in forbidding terms — a beautiful place with all sorts of deadly wildlife (seen in closeup as The Surfer dodges snakes and the like) and plenty of less-than-welcoming locals who treat belligerence as a national birthright.

“The Surfer” bites off more than it can existentially chew, but it works well enough. And Cage, McMahon, Cassim and Justin Rosniak, as the stereotypical cop-who-sides-with-the-bullying-locals are terrific — by turns hatefully or ruefully so.

And with this film Cage puts over another curveball in a career that’s taught us to expect the high, inside bean ball with every pitch.

Rating: R, violence, drug abuse, profanity and “some sexual material.”

Cast: Nicolas Cage, Julian McMahon, Finn Little, Rahel Romahn, Justin Rosniak, Alexander Bertrand and Nicholas Cassim.

Credits: Directed by Lorcan Finnegan, scripted by Thomas Martin. A Lionsgate/Roadside Attractions release.

Running time: 1:40

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Movie Review: Woe oh Woe for this “Juliet & Romeo”

“Juliet & Romeo” isn’t an “updating” of Shakespeare’s immortal star-crossed lovers. It’s still set in the Renaissance, with doublets and dirks and dueling, a prince trying to end an ancient family feud, with a not-quite-helpful friar, nurse, etc.

It features almost all of the characters from the play — some with more prominent roles in the story than ever before.

But it’s a musical, littered with instantly forgettable songs by Evan Bogart and Justin Gray and a decent dance number or two that still doesn’t answer the questions posed by many of the singers.

Did all of them do their own singing? Even Dan Fogler as the Apothecary? And did they have autotune in the Italian Renaissance?

Long review short, this is Shakespeare’s play without the poetry.

Throw in that it also lacks a balcony scene, but with added political intrigues that drive the competing Montagues and Capulets as they try to either win favor with the Prince of Verona (Rupert Graves) or outflank him in the era’s struggles between Italian rule and a papal empire.

It’s not rubbish, just completely and utterly unsatisfying.

Clara Rugaard and Jamie Ward are the pretty but bland, colorless leads. The hothead Tybalt (Ferdia Walsh Peelo) towers over his dueling foe Mercutio (Nicholas Podany), making us wonder if that was ever a fair fight.

Rebel Wilson hisses and sings as the mother of Juliet.

Rupert Everett and Jason Isaacs are the Capulet and Montague patriarchs, famed actors in fabulous costumes with nothing much to play.

The legendary Derek Jacobi lent his presence to this, bringing a little gravitas to Friar Lawrence, but like the rest of the cast, condemned to recite writer-director Timothy Scott Bogart’s lines and not the Bards. For shame.

Because woe, woe unto this show, a misguided misfire on so many levels one cannot ennumerate them. Let’s just say the costumes and settings are first rate and wait for one and all to erase this from their resumes as we erase it from our memories.

Rating: PG-13, bloody violence, “suggestive material” (hanging out in a brothel)

Cast: Clara Rugaard, Jamie Ward, Ferdia Walsh Peelo, Nicholas Podany, Rebel Wilson, Rupert Everett, Dan Fogler, Jason Isaacs, Rupert Graves and Derek Jacobi.

Credits:Directed by Timothy Scott Bogart, scripted by Timothy Scott Bogart, based on the play by Wm. Shakespeare.

Running time: 2:02

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Movie Review: Dorky Swedes “Watch the Skies” as they close in on UFO answers

You’re going to have to make an effort to find a theater (or very soon a streamer) playing “Watch the Skies.” And the whole point of this review is to ensure that sci-fi fans make the effort.

Smuggled into cinemas three years after its Swedish release by minor distributor XYZ Films, “Skies” is a plucky, low-budget action comedy about UFO hunting, and a lightweight thriller that wears its inspirations and plot point borrowings with pride.

With a little “Stranger Things,” a bit of “Interstellar, a touch of “Back to the Future” featuring a Saab, not a DeLorean, and a heaping helping of “Safety Not Guaranteed,” it’s about UFO hunting the Swedish way — dogged, organized, occasionally anarchic but always accompanied by paper work, tarts and fresh pots of coffee.

Denise (Inez Dahl Torhaug) grew up in the swirl of her father Uno’s (Oscar Töringe) obsession. He was a founder of the ragtag group of “Truth is Out There” fanatics — UFO Sweden. We meet Denise when she’s 8 (Lilly Lexfors) and already game for any crazy quest Dad cooks up.

But that’s when Uno and his Saab disappeared into the Swedish mountains — back in 1988. His risk-taking got astrophysicist and fellow UFO Sweden enthusiast Lennart (Jesper Barselius) fired, as their biggest stunt was stealing data from the Swedish weather bureau.

Uno’s big theory was that botched weather forecasts are connected to UFO sightings, and that this ties into peak nights of the Aurora Borealis (the Northern Lights). But after his disappearance, even Lennart can’t make heads or tails out of Uno’s mathematical scribblings.

Denise grew up orphaned and troubled, hanging with vandals, mastering breaking and entering and the birth-of-the-Internet hobby of hacking. It’s 1996, and seeing her father’s empty Saab after it crashes through a farmer’s barn convinces her “My Dad is still alive, ‘out there'” somewhere.

There’s nothing for it but to reconnect with Lennart, biker babe gone to seed
Töna (Isabelle Kyed), flaky magical thinker Karl (Niklas Kvarnbo Jönsson), aged plodder Gunnar (Håkan Ehn) and edgy and sometimes armed Mats (Mathias Lithner), the relics of UFO Sweden who will pile into Lennart’s VW Vanagon to help her discover the “truth.”

Eva Melander plays Kicki, the sketchy head of Swedish weather research, who seems to be hiding something — perhaps their own investigation of Uno’s theories. The idea that she might steal credit for Uno’s insights makes her the villain of the piece.

Denise also has to evade a cop (Sara Shirpey) who has taken an interest in her welfare, but won’t have her stealing government secrets to feed her obsession. Denise and her motley crew will go into the country, into the woods, into a lake and into government labs looking for answers.

But before any and every step they take, Gunnar has to make the coffee and pull the tarts out of the UFO Sweden HQ refrigerator.

Votes must be taken, risks avoided and Denise recruited and pinned as a member of this venerable — at least in their own minds — organization — all according to Roberts Rules of Order and their own bylaws.

The comedy comes from the officious slow-walking UFO Sweden way of things, and the way nothing-to-lose-Denise revives their more gonzo “X-Files” fanatical past.

And the picture’s heart is its coming-of-age story, a child seeking the truth about her Dad, come what may.

Torhaug makes a fiesty lead, literally bouncing off older, more staid other characters.

Director and co-writer Victor Darnell keeps the movie more or less on the move, and he drifts late model Volvos and Saabs in the car chases, and does things to a classic Saab 90 that would get him locked up anywhere but Sweden.

The effects have a hint of “Close Encounters” polish, but on a “Safety Not Guaranteed” budget.

It’s dark and silly, fun and even touching. The Swedish cast does a decent job of performing it in English (almost 1970s ABBA phonetically at times) and the laughs land.

It won’t be in theaters long, so watch the streaming menus for “Watch the Skies” if you miss it at the multiplex.

Rating: PG-13, bloody violence, smoking, profanity

Cast: Inez Dahl Torhaug, Jesper Barkselius, Sara Shirpey,
Håkan Ehn, Eva Melander, Isabelle Kyed, Mathias Lithner, Niklas Kvarnbo Jönsson and Oscar Töringe

Credits: Directed by Victor Darnell, scripted by Victor Darnell and Jimmy Nivrén Olsson. An XYZ release.

Running time: 1:55

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Movie Review: “Hurry Up Tomorrow” because this Weeknd outing can’t end soon enough

In “Hurry Up Tomorrow,” the Grammy Award winning pop star The Weeknd takes another stab at screen stardom, playing a troubled and lonely version of himself who finds out — the hard way — how “personal” some of his fans experience his music.

The Michael Jackson-voiced Canadian who gave us “Blinding Lights” and “Can’t Feel My Face,” as well as an HBO series that had him showcasing the life of a pop idol (“The Idol”), commissioned the director of “It Comes at Night” and “Waves” and cast hot tickets Jenna Ortega and Barry Keoghan as co-stars for this star vehicle/vanity project in which he’s billed under his real name — Abel Tesfaye.

The movie that they conjured up is an assaultive, obscurant ego trip of deafening and impersonal concert sequences, murky, off-camera romantic trauma and a bit of a Stephen King ripoff.

Aside from that…

Trey Edward Shults, whose name is plastered on the credits like he’s Scorsese, Katherine Bigelow and Jordan Peele’s heir apparent, pummels the viewer and overwhelms an inconsequential script that only grudgingly ever gives us a dramatic thread, theme or moment to cling to. Endless, dizzying 360 degree pans, hand-held on-his-way-to-the-stage snippets and jolting, beads-of-sweat/strings-of-spit closeups and a cranked up score can’t hide the vacuity of it all.

“Hurry Up” is singularly excruciating to sit through. And I’ve seen “Glitter.”

The music, save for one plaintive, unaccompanied moment in the third act, is just as buried under over-production that might rightly be accused of overkill. The guy can sing and has turned out some good songs. But this mess is hardly a smart way to push his new record.

The “story” — a phone message from an unseen ex-in-the-making tells The Weeknd that “a good person wouldn’t have done that to someone they love.” And if there was any doubt, she adds “I’m done.”

A singer with his range on a grinding tour now has stress making its way to his vocal cords. He threatens to cancel shows, but his pal/manager (Keoghan) strokes his ego, gets him to a laryngoligist, a vocal cords doctor whose advice both can ignore, arranges the post-concert Escalade party tours and begs his meal ticket to “relax.”

“You’re not human,” Irish manager Lee preaches during the singer’s weightlifting/fist-jabbing psyche-up to showtime. “Get that through your head.”

But even superheroes have to protect their voices.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the wintry Badlands, a young woman (Ortega) is splashing gasoline all over somebody’s family farmstead and torching it as she steers her ancient Ford Bronco out of state.

We can’t help but notice that the petite miss brings that hefty give gallon metal gas can with her.

As Abel/The Weeknd leaves messages and tries to get his lover to pick up, his manager tries to keep him on task and on stage.

The use’em-and-lose’em singer and the impulsive fiery fangirl — we’ve seen her “Weeknd” concert ticket — are destined to lock eyes and souls during an LA show, and make some sort of LA connection as the narrative teeters towards almost being about something.

This or that song? “I feel like it’s about me,” she confesses. The way our pop star absorbs this suggests he hears this a lot, and frets about the consequences of being “that personal” to that many fans.

The story is music video simplistic and dumb, and no amount of Trey Edward Shults camera calisthenics can hide that.

Tesfaye isn’t green in front of the camera any more. But it’s hard to fake “interesting,” and this version of himself or someone in his position is just dull.

Ortega’s best moment may be an unchoreographed bounce-dance to Weeknd’s music, which she plays to him off her cell phone as she deconstructs the “meaning” and psychoanalyzes him via his songs.

Keoghan’s the class of the cast, in terms of acting chops. He’s got nothing to play but a thinly-sketched-in “type,” with trite “get that through your head” dialogue to boot.


Tesfaye’s tunes have been part of the sonic fabric of world pop culture these past few years. But at this level of fame, it’s just too easy to become Mariah or Robbie Williams or J. Lo diva delusional about how “easy” and “necessary” it is to convert your experience of pop stardom into a story anybody’d want to see.

That’s why Robbie Williams imagined himself as a sometimes out-of-control trained “monkey” in this world. The Weeknd? He’s so big he figures he didn’t need that gimmick. But he needed something more than this. A self confessed “cinefile,” the dude needed to watch “Purple Rain”  a few more times.

Rating: R, bloody violence, drug abuse, a hint of nudity, profanity

Cast: Abel Tesfaye (The Weeknd), Jenna Ortega and Barry Keoghan.

Credits: Directed by Trey Edward Shults, scripted by Reza Fahim, Trey Edwards Shults and Abel Tesfaye.  ALionsgate release.

Running time: 1:45

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A marathon movie day ends with a sneak of “Hurry Up Tomorrow”

Will it be as good as “Watch the Skies” (review here) or more on a “Surfer” level?

Gotta be better than “Juliet & Romeo.” Then again, maybe not.

Some days, one feels the need to catch up with a few titles high maintenance dogs, farms, aged parents etc. kept you from catching on opening weekend.

One “Clown” I hope to get around to. Sometime. IFC never pitched it my way, alas.

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Classic Film Review: “Chicken Run” turns 25, an Animated Comedy Classic based on Classic POW Tales

If I hadn’t seen it in a cinema packed with children, I’d have never believed “Chicken Run” was a kids’ film.

The conceit, the jaunty Englishness of it all, the very dated references and the homages are all elements only adults could get.

And yet here it is, an Aardman animated marvel that turns 25 this year and becomes what those of us who saw it in 2000 realized in an instant. It’s a classic.

The “Wallace & Gromit” folks looked at Britain’s decades-long obsession with WWII movies, especially POW tales, and sent them up by turning the POWs into chickens and the “escape” into a high-stakes get-away from an egg farm about to transform into a chicken pot pieworks.

It’s ingenious, twee and jolly good fun all around.

Ginger, voiced by Julie Sawalha (the long-suffering daughter on TV’s “AbFab”), is the plucky ringleader, a hen determined to lead a breakout of the concentration camp known as Tweedy’s Egg Farm. She takes her shot with one “plan” after another, conspiring with the Scottish Mac (Lynn Ferguson) to tunnel, climb the fence or trick her way out, leading dizzy Babs (Jane Horrocks), blunt Bunty (Imelda Staunton) and the rest to freedom.

The huffy old RAF veteran rooster Fowler (Benjamin Withrow) cheers them on and insists on “discipline,” “order” and “morale” in the ranks, “What what?”

But every time she fails, Ginger is tossed into the coal bin, “the cooler,” where she bounces a tennis ball off the walls (Steve McQueen style) awaiting her next release. The Tweedys (Miranda Richardson and Tony Haygarth) can’t kill and eat her. She’s too productive as a layer.

But egg farmer Tweedy has his suspicions.

“They’re organizing! I KNOW it!”

Things are dire enough as it is, with any hen who isn’t laying enough destined for a head-lopping. Then the machinery arrives for Mrs. Tweedy to transform a struggling 1950s egg farm into a profitable chicken pot pie factory.

That’s the perfect moment for a rooster, hurtling overhead, to drop into their laps. If he can fly, he can teach them to, or so the reasoning goes. How does Rocky Rhodes (Mel Gibson) manage it? And can he be trusted? He’s a Yank, after all.

“Overpaid, oversexed and over HERE” Fowler huffs, repeating the best British WWII joke describing U.S. troops in the U.K.

Rocky, the “lone Free Ranger,” is hip, cool, a hustler escaped from a circus and all about entertaining the hens as he leads them through pointless flying lessons, calisthenics and the like.

“Flying takes THREE things — hard work, PERSEVERANCE…and hard work!”

They’ll need the help of some POW camp scavengers, packrats Fetcher (Phil Daniels) and Nick (Timothy Spall). Radio, tools, disco lights? Whatever you need, guv’nah.

The glories of the stop-motion animation of Aardman are the sight gags and slapstick tumbles, and attention to hand-animated details — dizzy Poppy (Horrocks) always figures any hen missing (and dead) just went “on holiday.” We always see her knitting with real wool.

Rocky and Ginger have to survive getting caught in the comically complex chicken pot pieworks machinery. Hens in a panic looks exactly the way you’d expect — sans feathers (hard to make out of plasticine).

And then there’s the Britishness of their best films. Here, they rip off “The Great Escape,” give a nod to “Stalag 17” and remember the punchline to “The Colditz Story,” a famous prison escape story that involved wings.

Vintage “Star Trek” Scottish jokes, a morale-boosting dance to “Flip, Flop and Fly” and Mel Gibson riffing on being a roguish flirt and fraud, with a tendency to get punch “drunk” after tumbles both date the film and give it a timeless nostalgia.

It’s more complex than the simple elegance of the “Wallace & Gromit” films, a chattier, more plot centric version of their escape-prone “Shaun the Sheep” comedies.

And for a film buff, the laughs come quickly and often at all the riffs, references and gentle jabs on Britain, Britishness and the singular obsession with “their finest hour,” especially stories about the ingenuity and (pardon) pluck of those trapped in the clutches of sworn enemies who mean to put an end to them.

Long before the requisite 25 years had passed, the ruling was already in on “Chicken Run,” an “instant classic” if ever there was one.

star

Rating: G

Cast: The voices of Julie Sawalha, Imelda Stanton, Jane Horrocks, Miranda Richardson, Benjamin Withrow, Lynn Ferguson, Timothy Spall, Phil Daniels. Tony Haygarth and Mel Gibson.

Credits: Directed by Peter Lord and Nick Park, scripted by Nick Park, Peter Lord and Karey Kirkpatrick (additional dialogue by Mark Burton and John O’Farrell). An Aardman production, a Dreamworks release on Amazon Prime, other streamers.

Running time: 1:24

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Series Preview: “Spiderman” gets a “Sin City” spin –“Spider-Noir”

The fake trailers for this MGM/Amazon project have flooded the Internet this year.

Nicolas Cage in the Spidey suit, with a fedora and trenchcoat. This 1930s set alt universe Spider features Li Jun Li, Brendan Gleason, Lamorne Morris and Jack Huston.

Eight episodes, 2026 on Amazon Prime.

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Movie Review: Traumatized Artist flees Home, “Bound” by the Family She Leaves Behind

The germ of a halfway interesting story is lost in a cornucopia of cliches and coincidences in “Bound,” an indie drama about fleeing abuse only to wind up in the supportive arms of a slew of open-hearted New Yorkers.

Sure. You can laugh at that. I did.

Writer-director Isaac Hirotsu Woofter’s debut feature is off the festival circuit and facing the real world, where indulgent, confused “fever dream” storytelling, stereotypical characters and a grungy fantasy version of being homeless in New York isn’t as easily forgiven.

It’s kind of a mess, kids.

Alexandra Fate Sadeghian plays Bella, a haunted, traumatized 20something whose dreams of New York art school have been denied her by her drug-using, drug-dealing stepdad, Gordy (Bryant Carroll).

Her abused, drunk-addicted mother (Pooya Mohsen) is too stoned or passive to escape. Finding her hidden acceptance letter to the New York City Art Academy is a final straw for Bella, who packs up her eyeliner and pet chipmunk, shoots her way to freedom and escapes to New York.

She has some crystal meth, which helps her find a “tribe,” if only for as long as that lasts. Impulsive, desperate Bella finds herself broke, homeless, with nothing but her wits to sneak her into places to squat, a job and sustenance.

That “acceptance letter” is pretty much forgotten, BTW. Any metal sculpting she does will be for pleasure or necessity.

Luckily for Bella, traumatized vet Owais (Ramin Karimloo) takes her on as a barrista at his coffee shop. Barmaid/bar manager Marta (Jessica Pimentel) lets her stay, even adopting her squirrel Bandit as a “mascot.”

And clothing clerk and aspiring designer Standrick (Jaye Alexander) is here to look the other way as she shoplifts, and give her the cliched gay BFF advice that the movies have trotted out since the Edward Everett Horton ’30s.

“You need to food. You need sleep. You NEED a new perspective. And you need to stop acting like a b-itch!”

The “plot,” such as it is, reguires chasm-spanning coincidences in order to bring worlds and characters into conflict with one another. Whatever rural Meth Belt America hamlet Bella flees, it’s got to be close enough to New York for Gordy to make regular treks there.

That bar Marta runs? Gordy’s an owner, or at least the face of ownership for shadowy Bigger Fish in the Drug Trade. What’re the odds, right?

The nuts and bolts of surviving homelessness in New York are skimmed over without much regard for reality. And Bella’s back story is more interesting than her present circumstances, despite the dire straits she finds herself in when she resolves to “rescue” her mother from the slob she shot to escape.

The one joke here might be dressing the sexually abusive Gordy in a cap that reads “I (Heart) STDs.”

The dialogue, save for the alternately fiesty and florid declarations of Standrick, is bland. The early scenes work better as we’re forced to piece together the story without much in the way of any dialogue at all.

The players aren’t bad, but this script is thinly developed and kind of slapped together in the editing, which doesn’t help the “coherence” thing.

That’s why “Bound” needs those coincidences and splashes of melodrama. Not that they help all that much.

Rating: unrated, violence, substance abuse, profanity

Cast: Alexandra Faye Sadeghian, Ramin Karimloo, Jessica Pimentel, Pooya Mohsen, Jaye Alexander and Bryant Carroll.

Credits: Scripted and directed by
Isaac Hirotsu Woofter. A Freestyle release.

Running time: 1:41

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