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There are fatal flaws with any movie about a journey of “self-discovery,” be it “Eat Pray Love” or “Razor’s Edge” or documentaries on “losing the ego” in a traveling spiritual quest (“The Last Shaman,” “The Look of Silence”). It’s the unmistakable stench of privilege that underwrites our tour guide, the indulged egotism of the “quest.”

James Sebastiano Jr. is an American-born recovering addict and Balinese vegetarian restaurateur/hotelier who took off on a circumnavigating search for an end to the anxieties that have both scarred and driven his life.

And good on him for looking for answers, “reasons” for the way he was and the fears that dog him still.

Sebastiano commissioned a documentary filmmaker, Mark Waters (“The Salt Trail”), to follow and collect gorgeous travel footage of his experiences and document his interviews for “Chasing the Present.”

He talked to gurus, teachers, philosophers and therapists, dropping tales of his vast travels into his conversations with them. He sampled ayahuasca in the Amazon and meditated in a monastery in India.

“It’s not so hard to go to India for a month,” Sebastiano muses at one point, “not working,” shedding anxiety, thinking, accessing a famous Brazilian-born guru (Sri Prem Baba), questioning experts, say, the comic and comic actor turned philosopher Russell Brand.

And the understandable reaction of the vast majority of an anxious, struggling humanity — even some of the target audience of such a film — might be, “Oh REALLY?”

Chatting with his father, James Sr., at a New York diner, we smirk at Dad’s side-eye, wince a little at Dad’s “I can fix your anxiety…a little right hand or left hook...You will be HEALED!”

It doesn’t utterly devalue “Chasing the Present” to be a bit put-off by our navel-gazing host. As diffuse as the messaging is here, about “ego” and “The I,” “consumerism” and global “suffering” connected to it, the need to disconnect from the “self” and acknowledge “the existential emptiness” the way most of us are living, it’s fascinating to take a step back and examine that as the film is offloading opinions, teachings and theories. Many of them.

“The ego must be crystallized to be dismantled,” counsels Sri Prem Baba.

Teacher Joseph Goldstein (virtually everyone interviewed is male) advises Sebastiano and us to look at the rage and unhappiness in the world (the film was finished pre-pandemic, but in the middle of the world’s latest flirtation with nationalism and fascism) and “instead of seeing it as craziness, see it as suffering.”

And Brand (“Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” “Arthur”), whose life and career have undergone a serious change of direction since he started musing over spirituality, consumerism and politics, advises, “Stare too long in a mirror and you’ll freak yourself out.”

Sebastiano has to find a way to “be present” for his anxiety and learn that “suffering’s an illusion.”

Maybe he has. But I have to say his scanty back-story — addicted to coke and other drugs in his early teens, moving to Amsterdam after college in Florida (U. of Miami? Just guessing, dude.), “flatlining,” restarting his life in Bali — just made me grit my teeth at how indulged he was, and how much better the movie would have been had he checked his ego, pitched the film to Brand and joined him and Waters for the same journey.

Because all the other interviewees from the self-help/self-actualization Meditation Industrial Complex can seem self-serving. The most interesting and famous guy to go down this rabbit hole, the one most given to calling out poseurs, including himself, is Brand.

Without him, this is just talking heads and pretty pictures and one guy’s “problem” being solved by limitless travel and resources.

MPAA Rating: unrated, some profanity

Cast: James Sebastiano Jr., Russell Brand, Gary Weber, Sharon Salzberg, Rupert Spira, Joseph Goldstein, Jose Lopez Sanchez

Credits: Directed by Mark Waters. A 1091 release.

Running time: 1:33

“Two Hundred Thousand Dirty” is one of those low-rent Tarantino knock-offs that we used to see in film festivals all over North America.

A ready acknowledgement that the filmmaker’s seen “Reservoir Dogs,” an incompetent nod to “Pulp Fiction,” with maybe a little Tarantino-by-way-of-David-Mamet in the dialogue, at least he’s trying to steal from interesting work.

Lots and lots F-bombs litter the script, a “tell” that the characters we’re dealing with are inarticulate and that the screenwriter’s lazy.

There’s a failing mattress store in some dying Southwestern strip mall, a hard luck salesman with a side hustle dressing up as a bunny for birthday parties or S & M role-playing gigs, a femme fatale and a murder-for-hire, maybe two.

Rob, played by Mark Greenfield, needs a lot of pulls off his cigarette to buck up for one more bunny gig. And this one, it turns out, was unknowingly-booked by his girlfriend (Kittson O’Neill, who is a dominatrix.

He lives with her. How does he not know that? And she has to know he does bunny gigs.

Never mind.

Their argument and break-up is just the first serving of f-bombs of Rob’s effed-up day. Selling mattresses for Preston (Kenneth McGregor) is no walk in the park. No customers, endless smoke-and-gab breaks with his pal Manny (Coolie, in his weirdest hairdo ever), it’s a wonder either of them draws a salary.

Martin (C. Clayton Blackwell in what looks like a very bad wig) another “name tag,” apparently from a garage down the street, sits in on these sessions, further infuriating foul-mouthed Preston. Corporate, he says, wants him “to hire a woman, see if she picks the numbers up.”

That brings in the exotic, beautiful Argentine Isabelle (Rocío Verdejo). And that’s where the trouble really begins.

Rob should see her coming, but if he did, this wouldn’t be the arc of his life. He should look in the mirror and know she’d never give him a second glance, even if they’re neighbors in addition to co-workers.

He should hear it in the “long story” she never wants to go into, about her marriage. And he sure as hell should back off the instant she says, “I want you to kill my husband.”

The driving force of the many film noirs this set up is borrowed from is sex, literal “Body Heat.” But writer-director first-time/only-time writer-director Timothy L. Anderson and his players can’t manage that.

Letting us see Isabelle’s revulsion at Rob’s Simpsons-esque table manners is giving away what has never been hidden.

At least there’s the comic and amoral planning of the crime. Rob’s seen some movies, and “when dudes get away with it on TV, they’ve got a team.”

Rob, Manny and Martin aren’t much of a team. Mistakes are made, including some by “the husband (Spencer Rowe).

They’re “colorful,” but only barely. The characters are just sketched in and the performances don’t add much to those sketches.

The dialogue is a lot of “You know what I’m sayin” and “THAT’s what I’m talkin’ about” and f-bombs, pages and pages of them.

We’ve thought the phrase long before somebody says “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

I like the milieu, and heaven knows this corner of American working life is never represented on screen. But these amoral clowns aren’t funny enough to fret over, aren’t likeable enough to root for, and their “plan” — amusing twist aside — is so dim-wittedly realistic that it’s dull.

Tarantino-esque arguments about the movie they’re trying to copy — “This isn’t like the f—–g ‘FUGITIVE!'” — doesn’t make “Two Hundred Thousand Dirty” pay off.

MPAA Rating: unrated, violence, profanity, smoking, alcohol

Cast: Mark Greenfield, Coolio, Rocío Verdejo,C. Clayton Blackwell, Kenneth McGregor and Spencer Rowe

Credits: Written and directed by Timothy L. Anderson. A Corinth Film, an Indiepix release.

Running time: 1:29

Time traveling to find a cure? Australian thriller coming soon, with Kodi Smit-McPhee.

“Guilt” is an Australian vengeance fantasy about a former child trauma psychologist turned pedophile-killing vigilante.

In the parlance of the happy natives of Oz, it’s bloody awful.

It’s a violent thriller that suspends suspense in favor of endless scenes of heroine Jessie (Janet Shay) plotting, stalking, trapping and killing just-released convicted child molesters and burying them in the woods.

She’s got a pickup truck (“ute”) for just that purpose. And she’s so obsessed that we see she’s neglecting her personal life and maybe her now-adult-focused practice.

The woman doodles murderous thoughts as this mother of a victim or that one reveals the emotional damage these crimes have wrought. Might have been nice to be listened to and, you know counseled.

The film introduces an intrepid cop who might be on her trail, but she’s forgotten for most of the film. There goes that “ticking clock,” “long-arm-of-the-law closing in” element.

Even the “Death Wish” screenwriters had the good sense to work that in.

And “Guilt” brings up the possibility that maybe not everybody accused or even convicted of the crimes is guilty, with the idea that Jessie starts to experience remorse. Maybe? Hopefully? Fat chance.

This appears to be Shay’s feature film debut, and while she’s good at the savagery, the other emotions one might expect to flash across Jessie’s face don’t.

It’s a one-note performance, and that note is dissonant and dull.

MPAA Rating: unrated, graphic violence

Cast: Janet Shay, Hayley Flowers, Tom Wilson and Michael Matthews

Credits: Directed by Karl Jenner and Lyndsay Sarah, script by Lyndsay Sarah. A Cobalt release.

Running time: 1:42

As dark comedies about communicating with ghosts go, “Dead” falls closer to “The Frighteners” than “Ghost Town.” It’s funny enough in a stoner comedy way, but as its got a serial killer in it, well, you see my point.

Written by and co-starring New Zealanders Thomas Sainsbury and Hayden J. Weal (who also directed it), this funny film struggles to strike a balance between the daft and the dark, between sweetness and slaughter.

Sainsbury is Dane “Marbles” Marbec, a grinny “coaster” (slacker) who rides a dorky motor scooter when he goes to visit the recently bereaved. He’s there to serve as a “conduit” between the ghost and those that ghost left behind.

No, he can’t properly pronounce “conduit” and yes he mixes up “consolation” with “constellation.” Because he’s a bit dim and pot-addled. Half the time, he doesn’t even charge his “clients” for consulting with them, seeing if he can help the dead “pass over.”

As we remember from oh-so-many variations of “The Tibetan Book of the Dead” (“Ghost” et al), sometimes the dead have unfinished business. Usually, it’s just a tearful admission of love, and sweet stoner Marbles is just the man to deliver that message.

But then this cop, Jason Tagg (Weal) wakes up with no pants and a lot of questions. He’s not even in proximity with his body. How could he be dead?

There was this one pothead he rousted a time or two, guy who claimed he could speak to ghosts. Maybe he’ll help.

Marbles takes an injection — his own accidental discovery — and “I see ghosts.” He wants nothing to do with this Wellington policeman’s last case. He’ll be a “con do EET” for the guy to say farewell to his half-sister Yana (Tomai Ihaia). But that’s it.

Events conspire to convince him otherwise, and soon they’re on the case — the tough veteran of the force and the doughy, accident-prone pothead who is little more than “untapped potential.”

Sainsbury, of  the recent “Guns Akimbo” and the dizzy and just-released “Alien Addiction,” makes a marvelously-passive foil to Weal’s muscular, mustachioed cop Tagg.

But their “Dead” pairing never feels as conventional as that set-up suggests. Marbles may not know how to pronounce “insignia,” but he’s observant, loyal and compassionate. And Tagg has his soft side, along with intimacy issues.

Tagg’s edgy, alcoholic lawyer sister Yana might be just another person to push Marbles around, but she picks up on his vulnerability and his on-the-spectrum awkwardness and is charmed, a not entirely-unexpected turn of events.

The later acts see “Dead” turn a tad stiff (ahem) and violent, but losing its early comic momentum is a common film failing, and they did choose to have serial killing as a major plot point.

All in all, thought, you can’t say this latest dark Kiwi Comedy lets down the brand or the side.

MPAA Rating: unrated, violence, drug abuse, innuendo

Cast: Thomas Sainsbury, Hayden J. Weal, Tomai Ihaia, Jennifer Ward-Lealand, Jess Sayer and Kayne Peters

Credits: Directed by Hayden J. Weal, script by Thomas Sainsbury, Hayden J. Weal. A 1091 release.

Running time: 1:31

Cutesy, corny and little-kid friendly, “Wish Upon a Unicorn” manages just enough goofy laughs to avoid “insipid,” no matter how hard everybody involved tries.

It’s a bit like that holiday evergreen “Prancer,” without the sophistication and sentiment of that reindeer-loses-his-sleigh kiddie comedy.

Chicago kids Mia (Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Summer Fontana) move to the country to help with grandma’s ranch. Rose (Chloe Webb of “Sid & Nancy”) is losing her memory and fading a bit, but barking “Time for chores” to a couple of tweens brings back her spirit.

Classmates include bullies, and the teachers there drawl — “What’s a HUCKLEberry?” The general store is straight out of “Green Acres,” with cornpone “regulars” and a conspiracy-nut proprietor. Crazy Willie (Kevin J. O’Connor, not bad) will tell you Bigfoot stories.

“You need a new cow. Cuz’ we’re TIRED of your BULL!”

But Willie sees in Mia a fellow traveler, “a believer…someone who knows the impossible is always possible.“

When Mia spies a sparkly horse with a horn in the woods, bathed in a rainbow of light, nobody believes her. They can’t even see the yearling she calls Rocco. Doubting Dad (Jonathan Lajoie) laughs it off, an and even Emma has her doubts.

“I hear their farts smell like cotton candy!”

But Mia and her eventual convert Emma discover that Rocco is about to change the family luck. It’s just that SOMEbody knows unicorn lore that makes him covet the critter for nefarious means.

The action is “E.T.” lite, the effects modest, but there are gags that land and one-liners that score.

“Maybe it”s time to rethink the Easter Bunny!”

Mia does research to argue that unicorns have to exist — “They’re in the Bible like NINE times!” Mis-translation from Hebrew, but OK.

She reads that “a pure and innocent damsel in a white dress” can attract them. Dad’s confused.

“Wait, where are you GOING? Did you get MARRIED?”

There’s not a lot to this. And it’s entirely too undemanding for anybody over the age of eight.

But if you’re in the target audience…what are you doing reading movie reviews on Mom’s iPhone?

MPAA Rating: PG, a little violence, a “hella” here, a “fart” joke there

Cast: Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Summer Fontana, Kevin J. O’Connor, Tait Blum and Chloe Webb.

Credits: Written and directed by Steve Bencich. A Universal/Netflix release.

Running time: 1:33

It’s often said that if you examine an individual life closely enough, you’ll find the makings of universal tragedy, comedy and mystery.

Directed and co-writer Cristóbal Serrá Jorquera gives that thesis a serious test in the Costa Rican drama “El Calor Después de la Lluvia,” “The Heat After the Rain.” It’s a quiet, contemplative look at one young woman’s literal and emotional journey after a miscarriage.

We aren’t told much, and aren’t shown much more, a serious shortcoming in this minimalist tale in a seldom-filmed setting.

For 30ish Juana (Milena Picado), the chill set in on her relationship with Gustavo (Luis Carlos Bogantes) after she lost the baby. His aimlessness grates, his inability to provide words of comfort hurt.

He’s content to carry on as always, poking around San José, never letting her know where he’s off to, who he might be with. “Why do I have to have a job?” (in Spanish with English subtitles).

And yet he’s the one who wants closure when the inevitable happens. Running into him on the seasonal religious pilgrimage she undertakes is just salt in the wound.

Juana is drained by the ordeal and joyless in the pilgrimage. Winding up at her parent’s house in a small town is her chance to finally have someone to talk to about this most personal of tragedies. But she won’t.

And the bearded guy (Arturo Pardo) who meets her in a cantina probably isn’t up to it, either.

Jorquera puts so few cards on the table that the viewer’s left to fill in around the edges of this simple, potentially sad story. I say “potentially,” because there’s precious little emotion expressed here, and you can guess where it turns up.

Waiting for that, we’re left to ponder the emptiness Juana feels and the subject Juana avoids in a conservative Catholic Central American country.

“El Calor Después de la Lluvia” is lovely to look at, which is some consolation. But for people who look for, you know, more overtly dramatic things to happen in their dramas, who like a little more explanation (What pilgrimage is this? Where is the town Juana ends up in? Etc?), it’s a dull exercise in guess what’s in the character’s head.

MPAA Rating: unrated, adult themes

Cast: Milena Picado, Luis Carlos Bogantes, Arturo Pardo, Rodrigo Duran and Ana Ulate.

Credits: Directed by Cristóbal Serrá Jorquera, script by Cristóbal Serrá Jorquera, Felipe Zúñiga. An Indiepix release.

Running time: 1:10

AMC Cinemas, America’s second largest theater chain, has filed to sell more stock shares to raise money in the face of the Covid Collapse of movie going. The stock price is running further as a result

Deceitful red state governors like the one here in Florida may be pushing the narrative that the pandemic is over, nine months in. But moviegoers aren’t buying it and film distributors are pulling product accordingly. I’ve been to a few movies in the past month and been almost all by myself in the multiplex each time.

It’s a damned death spiral for cinema thanks to incompetent and malevolent contagion mismanagement and the gullible who keep listening to the murderous toddler in charge. So sure, thanks for that.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/amc-entertainment-files-sell-stock-162709875.html

“Beastie Boys Story” is a TED Talk with swearing, tales of (faux) debauchery from a couple of 50somethings remembering making music that started as a joke and morphed into something with staying power.

Spike Jonze directed it and it was Emmy nominated, so there’s a little more to it than that. But the format is totally TED Talk, and it works…about as well as your average TED Talk.

The scripted-rehearsed gags, the polished (with seemingly-planned “technical difficulties”) anecdotes, scanning the all-too-familiar pop-star-career arc are all packed into the format of the last of a live series of New York stage shows in which the two surviving members of the trio — Michael Diamond (Mike D) and Adam Horovitz (Ad-Rock) — remember the good times.

Adam Yauch, the third member, died of cancer in 2012, and the guys pay affectionate tribute to him every where they can and lots of archival interview footage with him is cut into the show.

In between jokes. In between ancient TV appearances, and in between endless photo montages of these “party bro” punks-turned-rappers. In between jokey chapter headings.

“Chapter 3: The Record that Changed Everything. “Chapter 8: The Record that Changed Everything.”

The pre-history and early years are the fun parts of any such story, and the most informative, especially here. Meeting as early teens, forming a punk combo with friends who included John Berry (who bailed) and drummer Schellenbach (kicked out when they became hyping butch rappers).

As Horovitz admits, in the film’s single-sentence mea culpa — “How f—–d up is that?”

All is quickly forgiven by the King Theater audience’s nostalgic 50something fanbase, so no worries, right?

What was most fascinating to me, who casually let the Boys Entering Anarchistic States Towards Inner Excellence (“MCA” Yauch’s acronym for BEASTIE) sort of pass by as MTV/”Soul Train”/”American Bandstand”  background noise, was all the recollections of their joint rise to fame with future super producer Rick Rubin, who became “our weird cool older brother” in college when they were still in their mid-teens and none of them were famous.

Old TV footage of Rubin hyping his “creation” is hilarious, and flies in the face of the inscrutable bearded guru he became.

Their Russell Simmons/Rick Def Jam years are amusingly recalled, complete with Russell impersonations, the guys marveling at their luck, the off-the-cuff creative process in those earliest years, opening for Madonna (a mistake), and then their idols Run-DMC made them.

Anarchic music videos, taking on the guise of rude jerks during their ’80s heyday, becoming the “ass—–s” they felt they were mocking in songs like “(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party!)” is sober and middle-age reflective.

The bite of Def Jam’s “breach of contract” accusations, and Simmons admitting to them that he “just needed three white rappers so that he could get (Def Jam) on MTV” is allowed to sting, but not smother the feel-good/feel-nostalgic/sentimental-over-Yauch vibe.

Yeah, they went kind of broke, for a while. And then they had a comeback.

But “Story” plays out a bit like the band itself. It peaks early, hits its giddy stride during the blur of sudden fame, notorious personal appearances and all-for-a-goof excesses, and then fizzles out utterly.

Proving themselves “legitimate” in later years is vindicating, but dramatically dull.

And a sometimes charming “victory lap” Brooklyn theater run doesn’t erase the faint odor of privilege and cultural appropriation that always hung over them — punk-rap mashup or not.

MPAA Rating: TV-MA, profanity

Cast: Michael Diamond, Adam Horovitz and the late Adam Yauch

Credits: Directed by Spike Jonze, script by Adam Horovitz and Mike Diamond.  An Apple TV+ release.

Running time: 1:59