So you want to be a movie critic…

Everybody’s a critic, or so I’m often told. So the pre-meme old saying goes. Especially when it comes to movies. On any given weekend night in AnyCinePlex America, you can hear the debates in the lobby, the restrooms or walking to the parking lot.

But what separates the loudest gal/guy at the end of the bar’s opinionating from an actual film review? What goes into the process of forming an opinion and stating that opinion in a way that might win an argument with that omni-present, half-baked chunk of the movie-going public content to say “It stinks” as if that’s all there is to it?

As this question comes up more often than you know, let’s address it.

Film reviewing is opinion writing, a form of analytic essay which you probably had to practice in school in one form or other. It takes in rhetoric and persuasion, starts with opinion-forming and ends with opinion-defending in written form.

Here are some thoughts from a guy whose first published review was for “Rocky IV,” and who’s been doing this since high school. That would be me.

Start here — you see a movie, decide whether or not you like it, and sit down to make your case.

Consider the originality of the story, believability or at least entertainment value of the characters, the quality of the dialogue, the polish of the production and pictorial sophistication of the blocking, lighting, framing, shooting and editing of the images put on screen.

Your opinion is just that, “subjective” opinion. But you’re going to have to defend it. That’s why serious critics take notes, jotting down moments that work and why they work or don’t work, casting decisions that seem off, or lines of dialogue that are original and aptly hardboiled, witty or moving, or the screenwriter’s inability to manage that. I’ve sat next to Pauline Kael at the New York Film Festival and behind Roger Ebert at the Toronto one. They, like me and most of the folks I know who’re good at this, took notes and if we’re still among the living, continue to do so.

There are a lot of ways to organize a review, and you’ll find most reviews written by journalists (a shrinking minority on Rotten Tomatoes, these days) follow this “news story” formula.

“Tell’em what you’re gonna tell’em, tell’em, then tell’em what you just told them.”

You lead off with a general descriptive statement and add an up-top value judgement (your opinion) of the movie. Relate a rough sketch of “some” of the plot. You don’t want “spoilers,” but the reader wants to know what the film is about, so you tell them. Plot points and characters introduced in the first and the early second-act (midway) are fair game for inclusion in a review. The overall theme of the film, the reason the story is compelling, etc., is all a part of that.

You’re setting up the conflicts between characters — the lovers who haven’t gotten together, and some of the most obvious obstacles to that happening; the dynamics of a quarrelsome group; the demands of a “mission,” the warring sides in any sort of debate, tug of war or real war.

You finish by summarizing your conclusions. The last third of a review is where your value judgements and the reasons for them are laid out.

And then you try to leave the reader with the sense that it’s all a part of a whole, cohesive in structure, maybe echoing lines from the lead paragraph for your hopefully-pithy finale.

If you’re new to this and want your review to “hold up in court,” rough out an outline for what you want to accomplish, the evidence points you plan to bring up and take your first shot at the “big finish” you want to end with. Professional academic writers from an essay writing service advise on writing an outline for your critical analysis. You can do this on your notepad, or type out your bullet points in your draft on screen, remembering to delete them or merely expand on them, point by point, as you work towards that final draft.

Then you proof-read. It’s not just radio and TV writers who read their copy aloud to see how it sounds, not just how it scans.

Read any blog, website, TV station or network’s page or even your favorite newspaper or magazine and you will see errors. Typos, run-on-sentences and the like are the easiest way for a reader to attack your work. Copy editors are an endangered species everywhere, but there are online editing and essay-writing services that go way beyond the foolishly-fallible “spell check” that can fix your grammar and point you to ways of better organizing your thoughts and arguments.

Manage all that in a review and you’ve done something. Want to get better? How’s the old joke go, the lost tourist asking a musician how to “get to Carnegie Hall?”

“Practice, practice practice!”

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Netflixable? A critical piece of “erased” history — “The Chickasaw Rancher”

A tip of the cowboy hat to Netflix, for picking up this Chickasaw Nation-financed drama and offering it during Native American Heritage Month.

“Montford: The Chickasaw Rancher,” is about a 19th century member of the Chickasaw Nation who became a land and cattle baron in the Oklahoma Indian Territories, and who maintained his empire even after the U.S. government turned around and sold that “Indian” land during the “Sooner” land rushes of the late 19th century.

I dare say most of us outside of Oklahoma have never heard of Johnson, whose father was a Scottish actor and mother half-Chickasaw and a member of the tribe. But his story, a little “Red River” with a touch of “Giant,” makes for an epic saga or a compact, sturdy 90 minute action biography, in this case.

Director Nathan Frankowski (“To Write Love on Her Arms”) and first-time-produced screenwriter Lucy Tennessee Cole give us a brief prologue — young Montford and his sister’s childhood abandonment by their father (Dermot Mulroney) — and jump straight to his 1861 wedding day.

The Civil War is underway, and the tribes of Oklahoma, learning little from the Iroquois Confederacy’s experiences choosing the wrong side to join in the American Revolution, have allied themselves with the CSA. When rapacious “blue belly” Union troops interrupt the wedding, an elder gives them and us the reason for the alliance — the same one that motivated the Iroquois, “broken treaties” and the existential threat the USA represented to Native cultures.

The nasty, cattle-procuring Sgt. Richter (James Landry Hébert) and his racist “wild Injuns” threats tell Montford (Martin Senmeiser of “Wind River” and “Westworld”) this is going to be a long war. Washington’s ongoing “control” to ensure “progress” assimilation or reservations policies are “why we always win,” Sgt. Bad Teeth sneers, “and Injuns always lose.”

Montford, his wife Mary Elizabeth (Grace Montie) and trusted hired hand Jack (Denim Richards) struggle through the lean war years, with their livestock always under threat from the Army or rustlers who wear hoods and dress as Natives.

But the Johnsons start a family, and after the war, rounding up “maverick” cattle from the hills marks the beginning of a big herd.

Frankowski’s film features standoffs and shootouts with scalp-hunting bandits (Tommy Flanagan plays their leader), a front-row seat for the “official” depredations of mass buffalo slaughter, a policy meant to force the tribes onto reservations, and a cattle drive.

And Johnson’s place within his community is never left offscreen. He pitches in to help the starving from other tribes, and when Cheyenne leaders (Tanaka Means plays Rising Wolf) are arrested and shipped off to St. Augustine, Florida, Montford and his now-returned prodigal father go therw to speak up for them.

It was a life lived large in hard times, and Senmeiser makes a charismatic and striking lead for this hero’s journey.

After a teetering start — that wedding scene has speechifying and archetype-embracing that can put your teeth on edge — the script settles down to move us through the mostly-true touchstone moments of Johnson’s life.

“Chickasaw” flirts with corny, here and there. Not all supporting actors are created equal. And it’s a pity Mulroney didn’t play the Scots dad as Scottish, but maybe next time.

But it’s better than most of the B-Westerns that come down the pike most years, the leads impress and the action beats are first-rate-on-a-budget.

Some streaming service, maybe even this one, should take on the whole Montford Johnson family saga. It’s a stirring piece of history, full of drama, conflict, racism and rising above it that hasn’t been given the attention it deserves.

Rating: TV-14

Cast: Martin Senmeiser, Denim Richards, Grace Montie, James Landry Hébert, Tommy Flanagan, Tanaka Means and Dermot Mulroney.

Credits: Directed by Nathan Frankowski, scripted by Lucy Tennessee Cole, based on a biography of the same title by Neil Johnson. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:36

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Classic Film Review: Siblings Star in an Essential Western — Walter Hill’s “The Long Riders” (1980)

It’s the story of the James-Younger Gang told in stately, sweeping vistas, star charisma, cold-blooded stares and bursts of epic Peckinpah violence.

“The Long Riders” came out in 1980, in the middle of director Walter Hill’s run of genre classics — after “Hard Times,” and “The Warriors,” before “Southern Comfort” and his blockbuster buddy thriller, “48 Hrs.” He’d go on to make “Extreme Prejudice,” “Johnny Handsome,” “Geronimo” and “Wild Bill,” a former Peckinpah pupil (he did second unit work on “The Getaway”) turned reasonable facsimile of the macho master.

A passion project of the Keach brothers, James and Stacy, the film was famous when it came out for its gimmick — casting Keach, Carradine, Guest and Quaid siblings as blood-relative outlaws who rode with Jesse (James Keach) and Frank (Stacy Keach) James. And it was almost as famous for its action set-piece, the most spectacular depiction of the ill-fated Northfield, Minnesota hold-up turned epic shootout.

What stands out about it over 40 years later is not just the outlaw cool it is wrapped in — men of various degrees of sartorial vanity who don their game faces when they put on the long, duck dusters that became something of a fashion thing when the film came out. There’s a rawboned authenticity in the geography and topography, a Western legend written far from any place where sagebrush could grow, but too-often depicted on ground that just looked wrong — barren, dry and dusty.

Interviewing Christopher Guest, who with brother Nicholas played the Ford brothers, who shot Jesse James, the director and star of “Best in Show” marveled at the level of detail on the remote woodland Georgia sets. “A bunch of us would saddle up and ride up this logging road, away from all the trailers and cameras, and in an instant, you were back there,” he recalled. Locations in California and Texas were also used, all of them contributing to the jarringly authentic feel of it all.

The production’s “goofs” listed on the movie’s IMDb page, tend towards nitpicking even when they aren’t dead wrong. But an Americana tune written long after the James Gang rode into legend and the odd shotgun shell mistake can’t tarnish the picture’s touchstone authenticity.

James Keach makes Jesse a humorless, hard and yet dapper outlaw who stole to prop up his mother’s farm, and because that’s what he and his unreconstructed Confederate running mates learned how to do in the Civil War. Stacy Keach’s Frank is more rational, but not the best at tempering Jesse’s authoritarian streak.

The movie goes to some pains to show as much of the gang’s down time — rural courtship rituals, saloon drinking and whoring — as it does of their long rides, stagecoach, bank and train robberies.

Randy Quaid and Dennis Quaid play the Millers, outlaw cousins — one competent and loyal, the younger an impulsive hothead.

But it is the Youngers who make the movie for me. Keith Carradine is rational, romantic middle brother Jim, future “Revenge of the Nerds” star Robert Carradine is young braggart Bob, and David Carradine brings a malevolent scene-stealing whimsy to oldest brother Cole, a twinkly-eyed professional who never really says so out loud, but never lets us forget that he’s the one who “lets” Jesse lead the gang.

Carradine’s scenes with Pamela Reed (“The Right Stuff”) who plays legendary Old West prostitute Belle Shirley, later to become Belle Starr, are dazzling, hard-nosed brothel/bar-room flirtations of lust, avarice and calculation.

Belle’s resigned but made-her-peace-with-it air in every exchange with her sometime paying lover set “The Long Riders” apart from every other screen treatment of The James/Younger Gang legend. When is Cole going to give thought to “making a respectable woman out of me?”

“You’re a whore,” Carradine’s Younger deadpans, tactlessly yet affectionately. “You’ll never be respectable, Belle. That’s what I like about you!”

That doesn’t keep him from turning possessive, allowing Reed’s fiery Belle — who finally marries a tough hombre named Starr — to assert her independence.

“I do what I want with who I want. And don’t make no mistake about it!”

And when Cole and her husband (Hill regular James Remar) exchange words, Belle isn’t shy about egging them on.

“Now boys, there is no need to fight over lil’ ol’ me. But if you’ve got to, make it man-to-man. Hand-to-hand.” They go at it, held together by their teeth clenching opposite ends of her stocking, Bowie knife to Bowie knife.

The entertainment value of siblings bickering with real siblings and the flirtatious fire of the Reed-Carradine scenes give “The Long Riders” a life that the staid, stiff and just-as-“authentic” “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” (2007), never manages. It’s a movie that left the Youngers out of the story altogether, and still somehow came in an hour longer.

Astute viewers of “The Long Riders” will see the seeds of Hill’s “Wild Bill,” and of the TV series “Deadwood,” whose pilot he consulted on, set the tone for and deftly directed. He did the acclaimed mini-series “Broken Trail” and has one last Western, “Dead for a Dollar,” in the can and in post-production.

Ry Cooder’s Roots Music score is period perfect, even if “I’m an Old Rebel” is actually a tune that dates from 1915, and not the 1870s.

And film buffs will recognize the crusty old Confederate on a stagecoach as Harry Carrey Jr. of John Ford’s repertory company and future horror icon Lin Shaye in small roles.

There have been good Westerns made since “The Long Riders” — Eastwood’s “Unforgiven,” “The Sisters Brothers,” “Hostiles,” the current release “Old Henry” and a couple of watchably gritty genre exemplars from Hill himself. But for those of us who remember this classic, it’s still the yardstick against which every “True Grit” remake must measure up to. This combination of cast, story and spare film storytelling style makes it very hard to top, an essential example of all a Western can and should be.

Rating: R for strong violence, sexuality, and language (profanity)

Cast: David Carradine, James Keach, Stacy Keach, Pamela Reed, Randy Quaid, Keith Carradine, Robert Carradine, Dennis Quaid, Christopher Guest, Nicholas Guest, James Whitmore, Jr., James Remar and Fran Ryan

Credits: Directed by Walter Hill, scripted by Bill Bryden, Steven Smith and Stacy Keach. An MGM/UA release, streaming everywhere

Running time: 1:40

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Movie Review: A dead journalist and an urban legend, “El hombre bufalo (The Buffalo Man)” from Mexico

That headline’s dead-on accurate and ridiculously misleading. It makes this indie, arty, obscurant drama from Mexico sound like something it’s not, which is interesting.

Editor and first-time feature writer-director David Torres sets out to tell a simple, sad story about the deadly business of Mexican journalism, how tragedy visits two generations of a family and how the threat of impending injury or death could easily induce one long panic attack for those still practicing it.

And the self-conscious bore puts all his efforts into hiding “story” and “character” and “urban legend as harbinger” beneath the most laborious 68 minutes imaginable.

Toirres never identifies where, exactly, all this is going on. If you don’t recognize the sites, the topography, you’re left perhaps as disoriented as the main character, Eric (Raúl Briones), whose last days are remembered by a few who knew him, and recreated here. When “Oaxaca” is finally mentioned, you figure, “Ah, Mexico.” But where in Mexico?

Character names are either given up grudgingly, several scenes in, or never mentioned at all. Half the cast in the credits below is never identified. Who are they? What is their relationship to Eric?

Juliet (Sofia Alvarez), the fellow journalist he had an “open relationship” with, is seen roller-blading around a mostly-empty city, reflecting on Eric and (perhaps) remembering their inane conversations about their sexual history and this “buffalo man” they both have seen, here and there.

Yeah, it’s a guy with a buffalo’s head.

The bearded, homeless drunk (Antonio Monroi) followed around at length might be Eric’s physicist dad, in mourning over his journalist wife, whom “they disappeared.”

And Jonas (José Luis Pérez) is a self-described “thug” who was tasked with torturing Eric out of writing. He is interviewed on camera, and seen in a flashback, having just beaten Eric.

“I myself will turn you cold,” he threatens, in Spanish with English subtitles.

Eric reported on a mining company’s mistreatment of indigenous people, among other things. Jonas is the guy we see in an opening scene pump bullets into Eric.

There are other women, unnamed. One of them is an artist.

Too much of the dialogue is inane, too much detail (Eric actually “reporting”) is left out. We just see the toll authoritarian, anti-press kleptocracies take on journalists trying to seek the truth.

“A beast, if you look at it, devours you,” Eric intones. That must be why he’s seen the Buffalo Man. It has to be why has gotten the panic attack shakes.

There’s a story here, but Torres can’t be bothered to come right out and tell it. That doesn’t necessarily result in “art,” just an extremely aggravating and frustratingly opaque movie.

Rating: unrated

Cast: Raúl Briones, Sofia Alvarez, Verónica Bravo, Antonio Monroi, José Luis Pérez

Credits: Scripted and directed by David Torres. An IndiePix release.

Running time: 1:09

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Netflixable? Chinese “Zero to Hero” plays the heartstrings

Zero to Hero” is a heartwarming story of a paralympian, the obstacles he has to overcome and the mother behind him every tentative step, all the way to the finish line.

This Around the World with Netflix offering is about So Wa Wai, one of the most famous of all paralympians, and features some distinctly Chinese touches — “Mom” is a Tiger Mom, and how — and a bluntness about its hero’s plight that breaks up the sentimentality built into the story.

So was a sprinter who competed in five different Paralympiads, collecting 12 medals from Atlanta to London. Director Chin Man Wan and screenwriter David Lo frame the story within the one-time “Wonder Boy” making a comeback at the 2008 Beijing Paralympics. From the startling line of the 200 meter sprint, he thinks back over everything he had to overcome just to get there.’

We see his mother, played by veteran Hong Kong actress Sandra Ng (“Moster Hunt,” “Beauty on Duty”) sprint to the hospital with her baby where she gets the bad news. “Hemolytic jaundice” has given him brain damage. So much muscle control is lost that “He may never be able to walk or eat on his own.” Even speech will be difficult.

Mom is given a life and death choice right there, and she elects for the risky procedure that will save little Wa Wai’s life. He loses much of his hearing, and she hocks a watch to buy him a hearing aid.

She carries him on her back for years, drags him to work with her at a laundry, keeping him in a dog cage while she’s working. The film’s heart-breaking signature scene isn’t on the track or the medals ceremony podium. It comes when the little boy is able to crawl out of that cage and clever enough to think it’s a cute prank to pull on Mom. She drops him on the dangerous industrial conveyor belt, shouts “You have to walk RIGHT NOW or just DIE here (in Cantonese with English subtitles)!”

It’s an over-the-top “tough love” moment, and just nuts when you think about it. The fact that no miracle occurs, despite the omnipresent “Ah-ah-ah-ah-aaaaahhhh” heavenly chorus on the soundtrack, doesn’t spoil the moment or her punch line.

“No one will ever treat you like an ordinary person,” she counsels. “So just be extraordinary!”

As Wa Wai picks up speech, learns to write and staggers to his feet, we can see he’s taken that challenge to heart. And when Mom sees him fleeing bullies with ease in their high rise apartment project, she takes the gawky teen to sign up for paralympic training, even though he’s under age.

Coach Fong (Louis Cheung), a former Paralympian himself, takes him on, bans his hovering, doting mother from practice and turns the raw talent into a sprinting champion.

The most interesting points on this standard waypoints (athletic) “hero’s journey” are not the pitfalls Wa Wai — played by Tin Lok Choi as a little boy, Ho Yeung Fung as a teen and Chung-Hang Leung as a world-beating adult — faces coming up. The scenes with bite are the soul-slapping moments that happen after stardom.

A younger brother (Locker Lam) bridles at his lifelong status as the baby his parents had “to look after Wa Wai.” Mom and the entire family struggle to pay for Wa Wai’s training and upkeep, and makes endorsement deals that exhaust and exasperate her oldest son.

“Mama is always watching you” even carries over to his love life, his crush on the coach’s daughter (Suet-Ying Chung).

“Zero to Hero” is conventional enough to pass for comfort food, but just edgy enough to render its “Jim Thorpe: All American/Chariots of Fire” formula fresh.

It’s meant to be inspiring and a little sentimental, and thanks to sturdy service behind the camera and tearful turns in front of it, it is.

Rating: TV-14

Cast: Sandra Ng, Chung-Hang Leung, Louis Cheung, Suet-Ying Chung, Locker Lam and Tony Tsz-Tung Wu

Credits: Directed by Chin Man Wan, scripted by David Lo. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:42

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BOX OFFICE: “Clifford” takes a big bite, “Eternals” rolls, “Dune” slides

“Clifford the Big Red Dog” is showing on Paramount+ and is still heading towards a $20 million+ opening weekend.

Not too shabby. Family fare is refunding its footing at the movies as families start to get kids vaccinated.

Bad reviews and weak audience endorsement didn’t kill “Eternals” on its second weekend. A respectable $27 million, a 60-62% drop, means it’ll be on top until something like “Ghostbusters” or the like knocks it off.

“Eternals” has already passed the first “Dune” film in total box office take in just a week of release. “Dune” is on its way to another $5.6 million this weekend.

James Bond is still pulling them in, adding over $4.6 by midnight Sunday.

“Venom” and “Ron’s Gone Wrong” are coming in at $3.7 and $2-3 respectively.

“Belfast,” in limited release, is finally giving Focus Features something to brag about. It opens at roughly what “The French Dispatch” is earning on a lot more screens -$1.63 to $1.7.

“Last Night in Soho” is out of the top ten. Audiences are missing out and Focus really dropped the ball on that one.

“Spencer” is at $1.53 it’s second week, and “Antlers” stays in the top ten at over $1 million. N

Numbers courtesy of Box Office Pro, Deadline and Exhibitor Relations.

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Movie Review: A Hockey Goon Meets his Match with these “Ankle Biters”

The debut feature from writer-director Bennet De Brabandere was titled “Cherrypicker” for a while and renamed “Ankle Biters” for release. But while he cleverly-retitled this story of a hockey goon who runs afoul of his girlfriend’s four 7-and-under daughters, he never nails down the tone.

As horror, it’s slow-of-foot and blows enough basic set-ups that rob it of suspense that it at best, “almost” comes off. As a dark comedy, which certainly seems the intent, it stumbles along, never quite making light of the plight of a tough guy who never knows what hit him.

As it opens with a funeral, we have some idea of what’s coming. Seeing the dead man’s mother pour some of her son’s ashes into a hockey glove and hearing a TV reporter refer as “a bevloved party animal and jack-ass pro-hockey f–k-boy, who” establishes the tone they were going for, if never quite found.

Sean Chase, played by actor-stunt-man Zion Forrest Lee, is seen in a brutal, eye-gouging fight on the ice. But that was before the “five months earlier” flashback the film takes us on, a post-broken-neck rehab that ended his career and started his romance with the vivacious Laura (Marianthi Evans of “Max Payne” and TV’s “Defiance”).

In the boudoir, he and she like it rough. And we see them videoing their choking, taping-up sex play.

But she has four little girls. And everybody he knows — his dad, his agent — blurts out “That’s a lotta kids.”

He won’t be deterred. On a “family” summer trip to his lake cottage, he plans to give her his grandma’s ring. And he hopes to bond with the quartet of cuties that come with Laura as a package deal.

Fat chance.

Four sisters — Rosalee Reid, Violet Reid, Lily Reid, Dahlia Reid — play the four little angels. We see the dynamics of the foursome, and catch a whiff of ringleader Rosalee’s dark side and how she runs the show.

Little Dahlia might be open to the idea of Sean being in their lives. But not Rosalee, and Lily and Violet are quick to join her.

They notice bruises on Mommy and ask her questions she dodges. And when they rummage through his luggage, they not only find his adhesive bondage-tape, they find the ring.

“If Sean puts this on her finger, it will make Sean our daddy forever!”

Rosalee and the rest aren’t keen on letting that happen.

The plot doesn’t escalate from harmless pranks to life-threatening stunts. The standard comic — dark or otherwise — way of playing this out would have Sean slowly realize what they’re doing, unable to convince Mom that they’re not little darlings after all. Instead, we’re thrown right into serious bad intent to serious injury and worse.

That “jailbait” teen (Matia Jackett) next door whom Sean’s known since forever? Will she get in the way?

Lee came up with the story for this and isn’t bad for a first-time leading man. He doesn’t make Sean into a dumb jock caricature, although that might have played as funnier.

Brabandere, to his credit, doesn’t make the girls “Home Alone” booby-trap masterminds. But Mommy’s bruises are downplayed and don’t seem to be their prime motive for going psychopath. These Daughters of the Damned are seen as afraid of spiders, but unafraid of pulling a knife on somebody or of torture.

That’s more unpleasant than entertaining. And that kind of goes for the film, too.

There’s a clever plot here with plenty of can’t-miss possibilities. Brabandere misses too many of those, and kind of hangs his “Ankle Biters” out to dry.

Rating: unrated, graphic bloody violence, sex, profanity

Cast: Zion Forrest Lee, Marianthi Evans, Rosalee Reid, Violet Reid, Lily Reid, Dahlia Reid, Matia Jackett and Colin Mochrie.

Credits: Scripted and directed by Bennet De Brabandere. A Dark Star release.

Running time: 1:31

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Documentary Review: “Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time,” filmmaker stuck on Kurt

Writer, wit and craftsman, science fiction icon and cultural iconoclast, Kurt Vonnegut‘s long and storied career saw him climb from penny-pinching obscurity to celebrity, wealth and fame, a novelist whose every book remains in print and whose pithiest remarks have become Internet memes for the ages.

“Everything is nothing…with a twist.” “There is enough love in this world for everybody, if people will just look.” “Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, as there’s less cleaning up to do afterward.” “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.”

“Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time” is a celebration of his life and career, explaining his work through his biography and the tragic tests of his years on Earth. It’s pretty close to definitive, and if it isn’t it at least points to the treasure trove of material there is about him that future documentaries might draw from, and lifts the writer’s profile in the public consciousness above cult status fourteen years after his death.

Filmmaker Robert B. Weide, fresh off producing a TV documentary about the Marx Brothers, decided to approach his favorite novelist with the idea of making a film biography of Vonnegut back in the ’80s, when Weide was young and Vonnegut had finally come down off his “Slaughterhouse: Five” tidal wave of adoration. They started collaborating in 1988. And now, with the intervention of co-director Don Argott (“Framing John DeLorean”), everything that was collected and filmed over those intervening decades has been turned into an entertaining What Makes a Great Writer documentary.

Interviewing Vonnegut many times over the years, and then Vonnegut’s daughters and son and the four boys of his late sister that he took in and helped raise, as well as Vonnegut scholars and editors and fans like Morley Safer (who died in 2016), showing us draft after corrected and changed draft of his books, scenes from the films made from “Slaughterhouse-Five” and “Mother Night” and a play he wrote, and filling in around the edges with Vonnegut’s many witty, laughter-filled public appearances and even warm taped messages saved from Weide’s answering machine, “Unstuck in Time” thoroughly dissects the life and the work.

The film probes at Vonnegut’s half-reluctantly discussed experiences in World War II, a POW captured in the Battle of the Bulge, imprisoned in the slaughterhouse district of the historic, scenic and arts-filled “city without sin,” Dresden, Germany, which was firebombed into oblivion in February of 1945, with Vonnegut and his fellow prisoners protected by the bowels of the abattoir where they were locked up.

Thanks to the extensive presence of The Man Himself, “Unstuck” is almost a performance piece — Vonnegut showing us the family boat dock where he “discovered” the imaginary planet of Tralfamadore, featured in “Slaughterhouse,” visiting old family homes and discoursing on his general feeling of being “Unstuck in time,” a major theme of that break-through novel. But the novels, collectively?

“My books are jokes — mosaics of jokes.”

We also see and hear how he came to believe in the value of “extended families,” not just blood relations but people you connect with wherever you are. As we catch him sympathetically chatting up and hearing out his less famous contemporaries at his high school reunion, and pick up anecdotes about his generosity with fans and strangers who’d stop him on the street, you have to wonder if he wasn’t the most approachable famous author who ever lived.

A biographer compares him to Mark Twain, calling him a writer you “read to understand the 20th century the way Mark Twain is read to under the the 19th.”

And along the way, filmmaker Weide himself appears, giving “some sort of explanation” for what took him so long to finish the movie, emphasizing the closeness of the “extended family” relationship and filling us in on how his own life and career progressed in the intervening years.

The “performance piece” warps from a one-man show to an ungainly two-hander.

Weide’s “explanation” seems obvious. He got busy, sure. Weide even scripted and produced a pretty good Vonnegut big screen adaptation, “Mother Night.” But mainly he had to have been overwhelmed. A TV and public-appearance friendly writer with an extensive literary canon, the sheer volume of Vonnegutiana to sift through would have daunted anyone.

But that doesn’t excuse Weide’s putting himself in the film to such a large extent that he distracts from his subject. Journalistically, it’s called “injecting yourself into a story.” It can be as simple as giving a couple of personal reflections, maybe even based on in-person meetings, in a profile or obituary. Anything much beyond that and you’ve got to take care to avoid making the story/film, etc. about you.

Weide isn’t a journalist. But his constant presence in “Unstuck” begins with his “some explanation is necessary” about the years going by, the interviews and Vonnegut TV appearances, graduation addresses, speeches and public readings that Vonnegut would pass on to him, making Weide “sort of his archivist.” But as the film goes on, Weide’s interjections drift from “necessary” and kind of understandable to needy, annoying and finally insufferable.

When you watch video of Weide accept his Emmy for directing Larry David’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” you might be tempted to remember that TV is a producer’s medium, that directors are near-anonymous hired technicians there. Attaching yourself to a great writer corrects that relative obscurity. And the mind might wander to what David would say and do in a “Curb” episode about a hanger-on, even a friend, who promised to do something decades before and hasn’t gotten around to finishing it and crosses over into clinging to him to absorb some of that fame.

That attention-hogging doesn’t ruin “Unstuck in Time,” but it does mute its impact. As good as the film is, we sense that it could have been better, with more time spent tracking down fellow writers-admirers (John Irving pops up…once), others placing Vonnegut on the pantheon of science fiction. But that would have cut into Weide’s screen time.

Still, “Unstuck” points the way towards that next piece of cinematic Vonnegut scholarship, documentaries about Vonnegut to come. Those filmmakers will start out knowing how much is out there about him, hopefully archived in (mostly) one place — preferably a university. And it won’t take them 40 years to finish it.

Rating: unrated, some profanity

Cast: Kurt Vonnegut, Robert E. Weide, Edie Vonnegut, Nanny Vonnegut, and John Irving

Credits: Directed by Robert B. Weide and Don Argott. An IFC release.

Running time: 2:06

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Netflixable? Human trafficking boiled down to “7 Prisoners”

Today’s “Around the World with Netflix” outing is a gritty, suspenseful Brazilian drama about human trafficking and what the trafficked do at the end of that ugly road.

Alexandre Moratto’s “7 Prisoners” takes us for a ride — the same one the title characters take — from the impoverished, dead-end lives that await them in the countryside to the promise of “The Big City,” Sao Paolo. They aren’t kidnapped. Mateus (Christian Malheiros) and the others in his group gladly get on board the minivan whose driver promised them work that will make them “rich and prosperous,” with cash enough for them to send back home to help their families.

The smiling driver gives a little advance to each family as he makes his pick ups. And at the end of the line, after they’ve ogled their first sight of the Sao Paolo, boasted to each other about where they’ll live and what they’ll seek in terms of education and career, that driver gets his payoff.

One is illiterate, a “hick” to the others. Another’s a hothead, and Mateus and another wonder about “contracts” and why they need to surrender their ID to their new boss, Luca (Rodrigo Santoro of “300” and TV’s “Westworld”).

The early days — stripping copper wiring for resale, breaking down abandoned cars and separating metals for recycling — are grueling. Their living conditions are Spartan, their meals meager. And their pay? They haven’t seen a centavo.

Hotheaded Isaque (Lucas Oranmian) fumes, but Mateus, the smartest of the lot, is the mouthiest. He complains. And that’s when all of them, from illiterate Ezequiel (Vitor Julian) to panicky Samuel (Buno Roca), get the hard “facts.”

Luca whips out a notebook, filled with billed figures for everything “we did for you (in Brazilian Portuguese with English subtitles). I did you all a favor. Now you OWE me.”

Mateus threatens to “tell the police.” But the police, they discover, are in on it. Plotting their escape, they take their shot. But when that first attempt fails, what will they do?”

Moratto, a Brazilian-American filmmaker from the same North Carolina film school as David Gordon Green and Ramin Bahrani, has us experience this grueling ordeal through the eyes of Mateus.

Malheiros, who was in Moratto’s earlier drama “Socrates,” makes our hero a poker-faced realist with the eye for the long game. After planning their first attempt and hearing the threats to their family from Luca and the corrupt cops who recapture the one guy to get away, he tries to make himself more useful, to ingratiate himself in with the boss.

Luca sees he’s the smartest of the lot and Santoro lets us see the wheels turning as he tempts his smartest pupil with better jobs, and more rewards.

Can Mateus keep the peace with the others long enough to figure out another escape? How deep down the rabbit hole of corruption will he allow himself to go?

“7 Prisoners” gets us caught up in its moral quandary and the hard mathematics of survival, and is just long enough, with enough forks in the road Mateus faces, to put us in his shoes.

As far as texture goes and ambition goes, this isn’t “City of God” and Moratto isn’t Fernando Meirelles. Not yet, anyway. But this unblinking, consequential and taut film about one of the most unpleasant facts of Emerging Economies life announces him as a filmmaker to watch and a dramatic with a great eye and ear for conflict, physical and moral.

Rating: R for language, some violence and a sexual reference

Cast: Christian Malheiros, Rodrigo Santoro, Lucas Oranmian, Vitor Julian and Bruno Rocha.

Credits: Directed by Alexandre Moratto, scripted by Thayná Mantesso and Alexandre Moratto. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:33.

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Movie Preview: “Mothering Sunday” happens when servants play while the employers are away

A sexy period piece (1924) with Oscar winners Olivia Colman and Colin Firth as the employers who are away leaving Odessa Young to carry on with Josh O’Connor.

It’s based on a Graham Swift novel, and features one other Oscar winner in its ranks — former Member of P Glenda Jackson.

“Mothering Sunday” comes out in late Feb.

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