Next screening? The romance of the summer — “Past Lives”

An English language Korean romance about childhood friends reconnecting as adults.

Yeah, this has opened in some markets, but A24 is rolling it out wider, so better late than never.

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Movie Review: Black Folks face the Horrors of “The Blackening”

“The Blackening” is a horror farce in the tradition of the “Scary Movie” and “A Haunted House” franchises, a send-up of Black horror and Black horror movie fans.

It’s fast, foul-mouthed and freaking hilarious, a spoof within a spoof filled with funny lines, amusing double takes and a heaping helping of The N-word deployed for comic effect.

The characters? College friends gathering for a little Juneteenth reunion. The setting?

Really b–ch? A cabin in the WOODS?”

Two “friends” got there early, so we know what lies in store for the seven who show up after them.

They’re a collection of archetypes — beautiful and outspoken activist Lisa (Antoinette Robertson), semi-sellout King (Melvin Gregg), who married a white woman.

“You still a slave to the white man?”

“Y’all gotta stop calling my wife ‘The White Man,’ alright?”

Mouthy Shanika (X Mayo), hunky African playa Nnamdi (Sinqua Walls), nerdy Clifton (Jermaine Fowler), gay Dewayne (Dewayne Perkins) and smart cookie Allison (Grace Beyers) have barely enough time to wonder why their other friends (Yvonne Orji and Jay Pharoah) didn’t get to the rental house first when they find A) the game room and B) the game.

“The Blackening” it’s called. Even the cover of the box looks racist.

“Jim Crow Monopoly” as they dub it, seems electric, and even ties into an old TV where a scary visage challenges them.

“Probably runs on racism.”

In an instant, they’re trapped in a quiz-for-your-life.

“You are a Black character in a horror movie. Prove that you can stay alive. Name one Black character that survived a horror movie. You must answer correctly, or you DIE.”

The questions, which also get into Black history tests (“Sing the SECOND verse of ‘Lift Every Voice!'”), provoke a riot of over-reactions, recriminations and accusations. They have no time to think and work the problem and figure out a way all or most or OK, “I” alone survive.

“In your predicament, the Black character is always the first to die. I will spare your lives if you sacrifice the person you deem the Blackest!”

“Y’all can’t pick me. I’m GAY!”

The deadly dilemmas, deaths and solution to “the puzzle” are fairly predictable. But there is laugh after laugh in this hilariously quotable script — by Tracy Oliver and Dewayne Perkins, adapting a short film — and the way this hold-nothing-back ensemble plays it.

I CAN’T be the “blackest.” “I thought Black Twitter was a type of seasoning! I like Jimmy Fallon…withOUT The Roots!”

Even the racial-profiler or possible white savior in uniform (Diedrich Bader as a park ranger) gets in on the tropes and the jokes in those tropes. They didn’t all stay together in one room?

Split up? But you’re all BLACK.”

There’s little that’s original to any of this. For my money, “The Angy Black Girl and her Monster” is smarter and scarier, if not funnier.

But veteran director Tim Story (“Barbershop,”Shaft”) knows to keep the camera where the joke is –in everybody’s face — and the pace quick enough for “The Blackening” to skip along its well-worn path, making merry and making scary the way of many a Wayans Brother did before them.

Rating: R for pervasive language, violence and drug use

Cast: Antoinette Robertson, DeWayne Perkins, Sinqua Walls, Grace Beyers, X Mayo, Melvin Gregg, Jay Pharaoh and Diedrich Bader.

Credits: Directed by Tim Story, scripted by Tracy Oliver and Dewayne Perkins, based on a short film by 3Peat Comedy. A Lionsgate release.

Running time: 1:36

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Movie Review: Grief is a mumbling, murky shade of “Midday Black Midnight Blue”

“Midday Black Midnight Blue” is an impressionistic collage in shades of grief.

Non-linear in its storytelling, stingy with its facts, details and “truth,” it’s a picture that violates a lot of the basic covenants between filmmaker and audience.

It’s more obscurant than obscure, grudging in the way it gets around to whatever its point is. It reaches for “feelings” as opposed to revealing clear, concise characters, motivations and events generated by all that clarity.

Simple character names and the nature of relationships are guarded like the crown jewels, giving us little to grab hold of. The dialogue is mumbled so often that this adds another layer of “What the hell are they on about?” to the viewing experience.

But that’s…well, one way to do it, I suppose.

Ian (Chris Stack) is a guy with no visible means of support, living in a seaside cabin somewhere in the vicinity of Seattle. Not that ANY of this is made clear early or even well into the picture.

What is clear is that he had a great love (Samantha Soule, who co-wrote/co-directed this) and she’s gone. We saw her wade into the sea and not come up. But she’s not gone to Ian.

He’s cohabitating with her in this designer cabin, reliving their love affair, their fights, the ugly way it ended or didn’t really end.

“I’m pregnant. I wish it was yours.”

Ian has been trapped in this loop for some time — years, we gather. His city-living brother (McCaleb Burnett) may be underwriting this lifestyle. But when he and his partner (Lovell Holder) come visit, it’s out of concern and support.

“Hemingway wasn’t a hero at the end of his life,” partner-Carter warns as they leave.

“Liv,” as we eventually figure out her name was, had a troubled relationship with her father and a tight bond with her sisters, one of whom (Merritt Wever of “Nurse Jackie”) still lives in their little corner of the coast, running the local bar. Beth is also concerned about Ian.

Pay attention to Beth. She’s the one with answers and a grasp of objective reality.

Any number of things can trigger weepy memories for Ian — a song, a section of beach, a time of day. Lots of things triggered Liv, too. She and her sisters and Ian all reference some never finished, never-explained joke/debate that the old man seems to have started about Great “Lakes” as opposed to the ocean, with “no whale” ever showing up where Liv grew up, in Michigan, despite arguments to the contrary.

That label “film festival movie” suits “Midday Black Midnight Blue” to a T. Vague, somber, reflective and internalized can pass for “deep” in the rarefied world of a film festival.

But out here in Reality, at some point, we need to know who is whom. Identifying characters by name the first or second or third time we see them is kind of basic screenwriting.

What “really” happened or is happening should be clearer than this. Delineating flashbacks and fantasy sequences from the fictive “present” is helpful.

But virtually all of that goes by the board when your actors don’t enunciate well enough catch what it is they’re saying. I streamed this, switched on “auto generate” closed-captions, and the program was as baffled as I was by these wannabe-Brandos.

Ian is literarily literate, passing on Virginia Woolf novels to Liv in his memory, referencing 1970s cinema, identifying a quote from Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night.” Who the hell is this guy?

Liv is that train wreck you never get over. And?

It’s perfectly acceptable to tell a story that makes the viewer come to you rather than laying it all out for us. But one suspects all these efforts to understate, underexplain and underenunciate are meant to paper over a story that’s thin, a plot that’s illogical and the presence of a $250,000 sailboat in the final flashback that is no more than a prop and a pretty setting for yet another unrationalized piece of a magically-financed past or present that makes little to no sense.

Rating: unrated, violence, alcohol abuse, discussion of suicide, profanity

Cast: Chris Stack, Samantha Soule and Merritt Wever.

Credits: Scripted and directed by Samantha Soule and Daniel Talbott . A Good Deed Entertainment release.

Running time: 1:28

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Classic Film Review: “American Graffiti” (1973) at 50 — Nostalgia as American Epic

“American Graffiti” was a culture-shifting blockbuster when it came out, a modestly-budgeted movie with a mostly-no-name cast that spawned a 1950s-early-’60s nostalgia boom that swam against the tide that gave birth to disco and punk.

Its warmth, innocence and fun, celebrating “car culture” in the middle of an Arab Oil Embargo, gave us “Happy Days” and “Laverne & Shirley” on TV, movies from “The Buddy Holly Story” to “La Bamba” and oldies radio stations that endured well into the ’90s.

But looking at it anew, 50 years after it launched the career of George Lucas, passing over its impact on the culture, you can’t help but be struck by how beautiful it is — the glossy images, indelible, quick-sketch archetypal characters, the visual and aural grandeur of it all.

“American Graffiti” is an American Epic.

It’s about the allure of leaving for a bigger life vs. the pull of the comforts and security of home, the celebration of youth culture and nostalgia for its rituals, an eagerness to “grow up” battling the ease of a life of arrested development, curiosity and naivete contrasted with the first insights of worldly wisdom.

Director and co-writer Lucas plainly felt bittersweet, conflicted about it all, looking back on the early ’60s a mere decade after he lived through them. His film became his “Great Gatsby,” his statement on his generation, and looking back, it’s clear that as popular as his later works became, this was his masterpiece.

Lucas was recreating his rural, overwhelmingly white Modesto, California youth, serving up a sort of “Andy Griffith” past where the farm-town’s Latin populace is represented by a lone character, and the tiny number of Black residents didn’t register.

But race and a shift in the culture worked its way in, through the music and by this admission from annoying tween Carol (Mackenzie Phillips) about her favorite DJ.

“I just LOVE listening to the Wolfman! My mom won’t let me at home, because he’s a Negro.”

The four threads of the totally masculine story are firstly, the Great Romance. Ron Howard is Steve, college-bound and clumsily trying to extract himself from his steady girlfriend. Laurie (Cindy Williams) is the only girl to wear his #62 letterman’s sweater.

“Where were you in ’62?” was the movie’s poster tag-line. And Steve’s big George-Bailey-in-“It’s-a-Wonderful-Life” decision is whether he has the guts to hurt someone he loves. Howard is wonderful as the exasperated, conflicted and responsible center of the movie. Cindy Williams is here to break his and our hearts.

You Can’t Go Home Again if you Never Leave is the thread about Curt. Richard Dreyfuss is Curt, Laurie’s brother and just as college-bound as Steve. But even though Curt has no real ties holding him there, he’s conflicted about going to college way out East. He will spend this “last night” sampling the world he might be leaving behind, tempted by the mysterious blonde in the white T-Bird (Suzanne Somers), buffeted by all the people urging him to “LEAVE.”

“We’re finally getting outta this turkey town,” Steve pleads. Besides, you don’t “wanna end up like John.”

That would be John Milner (Paul Le Mat), the Big Fish in a Small Town icon story thread. He’s an auto mechanic, and thanks to his yellow Little Deuce Coupe, the king of the illegal drag racing subculture. Like Wooderson, the “Dazed and Confused” character he inspired, Milner never left town, still acts like a juvenile and cruises every Friday night, looking for high school girls.

In Western terms, Milner’s the fastest gun. There’s always somebody new gunning for the legend. This night, that would be hotrodded ’55 Chevy cowboy Bob Falfa, played by future superstar Harrison Ford.

Curt? In a town of hot-rods and every V-8 under the sun, Curt drives a tiny Citroen 2CV. He’s plainly too hip for this ‘burg.

And the final thread is a Princess and the Frog story. Toad (Charles Martin Smith) is the runty mascot of them all, liked by everyone, respected by few. He figures his ticket out of that pigeon-hole isn’t leaving town. It’s Steve’s generous act of leaving Toad his ’58 Chevy Impala, fuzzy dice and all, to drive and take care of while he’s in college. Toad can reinvent himself in a town that thinks it knows him.

As we’ve seen him tumble off his Vespa pulling into Mel’s Drive-in, we know he’s got the steepest hill to climb. A lot of lies and misadventures trying to impress Deb (Candy Clark) lay ahead of him on this long, late-summer night.

As the music of the era — oldies from the ’50s, pre-Beatlemania/British Invasion pop and rock of the early ’60s — weaves in and out of the soundtrack, everybody in this narrative meets, flees or embraces his or her destiny.

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BOX OFFICE: “Transformers” edges “Spider-Verse” with a 60 million weekend

The well-past-exhaused “Transformers” franchise may have one more King of the Box Office weekend left in it, thanks to decent Thursday previews and a $25 million, all-in Friday.

Deadline.com is projecting that — thanks to the new standard multiplier — will add up to a $60 million weekend for “Transformers: Rise of the Beasts.” Reviews won’t do it any favors, but those committed to this toy-based franchise are in too deep to wake up now.

“Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse” doesn’t get to add in its Thursday numbers, it being on its second weekend. It looks like the over-rated animated comic book will still sell enough tickets to perhaps yank the prize away from the newcomer. It is projected to pull in $55, not quite 50% of what it managed when it opened.

The third weekend of Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” remake is holding audience and heading towards a $22-23 million take on its third weekend. It’s cleared $200 million already, not bad for a middling film. It’s doing OK overseas, save for the more racist cultures of the Far East.

WAaaaaaaaay below that, “Boogeyman,” “Guardians/Galaxy Vol. 3” and a fast-fading “Fast X” are stacking up the finish off the top six, as nothing else of wide appeal opens on a lot of screens.

“Guardians” took fourth place, another $7 million.

The final Sunday “estimate” for the weekend, courtesy of @BoxOfficePro.

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Netflixable? Colombian couple learns “To Love is to Grow”

A couple of things come to mind after watching writer-director Harold Trompetero’s “To Love is to Grow,” a Netflix comedy titled “Amar es Madurar” (Love is to Mature) when it premiered in South America.

The cleverest conceit in this rom-com is to have singers Helen Villegas and David de Pablos wander into the shot at key emotional moments for our two leading characters, Juan Felipe (Diego Camargo) and “Eli” (Jessica Cediel), and emote through ballads that get across these on-and-off lovers’ state of mind.

Another odd piece of the picture’s puzzle is that this movie about love and pregnancy and “maturing” ends with problems getting pregnant, but begins with an unplanned pregnancy. As Eli is on the cusp of her big break as a model, “To have it or not to have it” is the question. Her unemployed “failure” of a longtime boyfriend doesn’t want a child.

They debate this. He contends it might not be his child.

And no more is said about this as the story meanders on, through a rift in the relationship, a breakup, a wildly improbable business breakthrough and an unlikely lovers’ reunion. So SOMEbody had an abortion, and it’s never mentioned.

As choppy, disjointed and tedious as this comedy is, I wonder if it was edited down for North American Netflix.

In any event, what’s streaming here now has a little bit of mugging for the camera and colorless bits where 40something Juan Felipe shows how immature he is — envisioning himself as a soccer star, dressing up as a ’40s movie private eye (something like that) to “spy” on Eli, whom he is sure cheated on him to get pregant.

But again, forget about that “38 weeks” pregnancy. Because the screenplay does.

Juan Felipe has a more mature friend (Julian Caicedo) to confide in. Eli has her baby-mad pal Cami (Judith Segura) as a sounding board. But those convesations (in Spanish with English subtitles) don’t produce laughs any more than hapless Juan Felipe’s efforts to “win her back,” or them both realizing they cannot visit China because they’re told there are “too many people” by a Chinese customs agent who won’t admit them.

There’s one serious chat about the things one has to give up when a child enters the picture, an abrupt -design-your-own-t-shirt app success our hero, a “go to Europe and become a star model” interval for our heroine.

I was at a loss as to how all this ever fit together into something meant to entertain or at least make sense as a narrative.

But every so often, the former child-singer winner of Colombia’s version of “The Voice,” Helen Villegas, belts one out and David de Pablos croons away his heartache.

So that’s something. Sort of.

Rating: TV-14, sexual situations and humor

Cast:Diego Camargo, Jessica Cediel, Judith Segura, Julian Caicedo and Ana María Arango, with singers Helen Villegas and David De Pablos.

Credits: Directed by Harold Trompetero, scripted by Harold Trompetero and Paula Torres. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:28

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Movie Preview: A raunchy throwback High School Party Comedy — “The Crusades”

This can’t have cost a lot, but there’s an anarchic energy to this trailer that suggests it could suck, or find its way to a few outlandish laughs.

Two high schools forced to merge, a “last weekend,” sex, drugs, brawls and binge drinking, before the inevitable happens.

Yes, there’s a Pankow in it. And a Turturro. No, not the ones you think.

July 7.

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Movie Review: A poetic Med Student falls hard for those “Montréal Girls”

“Montréal Girls” is a sharply-observed, sympathetically-scripted coming-of-age story about a Middle Eastern med student who has his horizons broadened and his heart broken by the title characters, the gorgeous bilingual young women of the capital of French Canada.

What director Patricia Chica and her co-wroter Kamal John Iksander “sharply-observe” may be mostly cliches of the genre, the tropes of a tale whose lead is in med school but whose heart is in poetry. But that familiarity can be a sort of cinematic comfort food, like the nostalgia for punk “scene” that inspires this young man’s “coming of age.”

Ramy has his ears and eyes opened by the city’s punk nightlife and the wild children who still populate it. And his heartbreak is as predictable as the warning Ramy, affectingly played by Hakim Brahimi, gets from his Arabic punk-rocker cousin (Jade Hassouné).

“Yaz is a lesson you don’t want to learn!”

Yaz is Yasmina (Sana Asad), an exotic, raven-haired music promoter, a goddess from the same corner of the world that Ramy came from and a muse in the making. Naturally, the aspiring poet meets her after getting advice from the pretentious but popular French-Canadian street poet (Guillaume Rodrigue) who bills himself as “Phenix.”

“Go into the dark void, have your soul crushed...then rise again!”

Dude’s got to get his heart shattered by a fickle, faithless woman in order to BE a poet. Everybody knows that.

Moving in with his uncle (Manuel Tadros) to go to school has the side effect of falling into cousin Tamer’s punk world. That’s where Ramy meets the flirtatious blonde photographer Desiree (Jasmina Parent). And through her, he falls under the spell of the alluring Yaz, given the haughty confidence and world weariness of the beautiful and “experienced” by Asad.

The film’s opening act is its most arresting. Ramy dips into this world, a straight-arrow who keeps video of a last conversation he had with his dying mother because somtimes flashbacks aren’t enough to remind him or us why he’s in med school. Next thing he knows, he’s left the club, headed for a threesome, sampling booze, drugs, punk and cigarettes, and creating poetic twaddle for that day when he’ll buy a black stocking cap (like every screen “poet” of recent vintage) and recite his work publicly.

“Beyond the black velvet futility, like glimmering watchers in the distant cosmos, the signal fires from your eyes arrive, burning like a dozen stars after a journey of lights years to ignite the heart’s lantern.”

Well, what Montréal Girl wouldn’t swoon over that? Maybe after Ramy’s learned French it’ll play better.

The dialogue has just enough snap to register — “That girl’s like Chiclets. Sweet on the outside, but she’ll stick to you like bubblegum.”

And the familiar, easily-guessed plot points and story beats entertain just enough to compensate for how unchallenging and unsurprising most of this is. Whatever one thinks of poets, movies about poets are always a tad on the pretentious, tin-eared side.

Rating: unrated, substance abuse, fisticuffs, sex, profanity

Cast: Hakim Brahimi, Jasmina Parent, Sana Asad, Jade Hassouné, Manuel Tadros and Chadi Alhelou

Credits: Directed by Patricia Chica, scripted by Patricia Chica and Kamal John Iskander. A Level 33 release.

Running time: 1:34

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Netflixable? New Parents experience the horrors of “The Wonder Weeks”

Every generation in the history of the Western World figures it’s the one that has mastered bringing up babies, that the difficulties it tackles are “new” and not as old as time itself.

And there’s always a raft of movies and TV series that reflect this, each introducing the new wrinkles to this process that the modern world has caused — “Baby Boom” to “Parenthood,” “thirtysomething” to “Kramer vs. Kramer” and on and on it goes.

“The Wonder Weeks” is a Dutch dramedy that follows three couples through the minefield of modern problems. They’re coping with traditions and inlaws from a different culture, the rights and place of a biological father with regards to the kids he fathered for a lesbian couple, and a two-career marriage struggling to care for a baby during a “boom” caused by “everybody” getting pregnant during the COVID lockdown, which strains even a nanny state’s childcare system.

The film has little in the way of “edge,” a few lighter moments, some eyebrow-raising judgements and the hopeful tone of a tale set in a recently-diversified but always modern culture, that “We’ll figure this out” Dutch pluck.

Titled “Oei, ik groei!” in The Netherlands (and possibly 20 minutes longer when it premiered there), “Wonder Weeks” introduces us to Anne (Sallie Harmsen) as she’s grimacing through childbirth and threatening her clueless husband Barry (Soy Kroon) for videotaping it.

But on getting home, they run afoul of the nurse/social worker who nags them about their “fat baby” and insults/guilts them because little Mia “hasn’t rolled-over-yet.” They can find no vacancy in their local daycares, and Barry quickly proves to be even more tone deaf as he slacks-off taking turns when the baby awakens in the night and thinks nothing of leaving partner-track lawyer Anne holding the bag, and the bottle.

Ilse (Yolanthe Cabau) didn’t marry her Moroccan mate Sabri (Iliass Ojja), something that irks his “traditional” mother. And apparently they didn’t have the circumcision and circumcision ceremony argument before the little boy was born. There’s a party involved? All his relatives will come over for an extended visit in the middle of the most stressful months of their lives? There’s a sheep in the tub, a special “guest” for the party?

Roos (Sarah Chronis) has her second baby with bossy, dictatorial Kim (Katja Schuurman) thanks to the sperm of never-grown-up Kaj (Louis Talpe). But now he’s ready to get involved with “his” kids’ lives. Kim isn’t having it.

The targets for jabbing here are mostly on-the-nose — secular vs Islamic culture clashing, a “cult” like “Moms 4 Moms” group that corners the market on childcare vacancies and trots out absurdist “Baby yoga,” “baby guru/healer,” “Mommy self-care” fads, for a profit.

And then there’s the marriage neglected because of work and a new baby and the temptations of a nanny.

The men are generally presented in an unfavorable, uncommunicative, abdicate responsibilities light. One member of the stereotypical lesbian couple has to be the “ball breaker” (A “Friends,” era rule.) and the Muslims are annoying, inflexible primitives.

All these stereotypes and all this new parent/different culture/gender “judging,” and barely a laugh or original thought enters into it.

But the players are good and the situations became cliches for a reason — because millions have dealt with variations of these issues in their own child-rearing years.

No, the “problems” aren’t new. The depiction of them and attempted solutions aren’t something this generation “discovered,” and the dramedy about that non-discovery isn’t all that.

Rating: TV-MA, masturbation, profanity, poop jokes

Cast: Sallie Harmsen, Yolanthe Cabau, Katja Schuurman, Sarah Chronis, Louis Talpe, Soy Kroon and Iliass Ojja

Credits: Directed by Appie Boudellah and Aram van de Rest, scripted by Appie Boudellah, Mustafa Boudellah and Maikel Nijnuis, based on a book by Frank Plooij and Hetty van de Rijt. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:31

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Movie Review: Failure is “Elemental” in this Pixar Pic

Pixar is as entitled to a swing and a miss as any studio. But the lovely-looking miscalculation that is “Elemental” stands out on the CGI animation house’s resume as a rare swing-and-almost-completely-miss.

It’s sentimental slop with a shiny, polished sheen. The film hangs on unlikable characters almost no one will connect with, dullish voice casting, a mostly mirthless script and a squishy, pointless plot with a vague anti-prejudice/follow-your-heart/bliss messaging.

Aside from that…

Actually, there is more. Even the Pixar short, “Carl’s Date,” a can’t-miss jokey heart-tugger “Up” sequel with Carl (the late Ed Asner) accepting his first date since being widowed and getting advice from the dopy dog “Dug” with the canine-translator collar, has barely a laugh in it. It may be the most dispirited short I’ve ever seen from them.

“Elemental” is an immigrant story about two flames from Fireland who leave their storm-tossed home to face discrimination in Element City, where cloud people, waterfolk and earthy vegetation have built a utopia for themselves. But as fire is quenched by water and fire torches trees and such, foreign-speaking Burnie (Ronnie del Carmen) and Cinder (Shila Ommi) have to set up shop in a ruined house in what comes to be called Fire Town.

They sell firebaby formula (lighter fluid), coal nuggets and other delicacies and fiery (lava) drinks to their “kind.”

Everybody else they mistrust, and the feeling is mutual as “the city isn’t made with Fire People in mind.” The elevated train is basically a boat in a canal, waterfalls are a favorite architectural feature and the most popular sport, Air Ball, involves cloud people puffing around a not-fire-friendly stadium.

Burnie dreams of passing his popular shop down to daughter Ember (Leah Lewis), who seems enthusiastic but is a literal hothead. She loses her temper with annoying customers, and her tantrums are firestorms.

Imagine her fury when one such hissy fit wrecks the ancient plumbing in their building, and weepy Waterperson code inspector Wade (Get it?) shows up to shut them down. Mamoudou Athie voices this lower-level bureaucrat, who dodges Ember’s efforts to waylay him on his way to file the paperwork.

Events conspire to throw them together to solve her problem, and his — the city has a potentially-catastrophic leak somewhere in the sytem. And thrown together, they must fall in love, even though simple contact could douse out her life and she could boil him into steam without really trying.

The “love will find a way” here, meeting the potential in-laws and the like (Catherine O’Hara voices Wade’s weepy mom) isn’t very funny and never quite overcomes the nonsensical premise in play. We don’t see much of a live connection, just a hint here and there. It’s the script that forces this issue, not anything organic about the relationship.

The “Get off your lazy ash” and “Make like a stream and flow away” jokes are rare and kind of gasp their way into a screenplay that was plainly lots of workshopping away from being anything Pixar should have ever put into production.

The “Go back to Fireland,” and “Never let them water us down” racial symbolism is more of a wince than a metaphorical wake-up call. The parent company beat them to that, didn’t they? Did no one at Pixar see “Zootopia?”

There are some lovely images and fanciful design elements. But the animated “element” characters are something of a bust, too. I can’t imagine kids wanting to take anybody here home as a plush toy.

Pixar used to have the independence and the luxury of honing their scripts until the pictures made from them had every chance to be an instant classic. In recent years, that process has been disrupted, the content treadmill has taken over and hit-or-miss sequels and shlock like “Onward” and miscalculations like “Elemental” and “Turning Red” get into production without proper vetting, workshopping or rewriting.

Let’s hope “Elemental” is a misstep that isn’t repeated, and while they’re at it, that we’ve seen the last “Cars” movie, too.

Rating: PG

Cast: The voices of Leah Lewis, Mamoudou Athie, Ronnie del Carmen, Shila Ommi, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Catherine O’Hara.

Credits: Directed by Peter Sohn, scripted by John Hoberg, Kat Likkel and Brenda Hsueh. A Disney/Pixar release.

Running time: 1:43, with a short film attached

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