Movie Review: Why pull the trigger when “The Old Woman with the Knife” is available?

“The Old Woman with the Knife” is a Korean variation on the World of Assassins tale, where killing for hire is a business with professionals assigned out of offices and following “rules.” It’s another story of an aged killer competing with a younger one to see who gets whom first.

And yes, we’ve seen versions of this where all the killing is done with knifes, poison and garrotes until somebody — usually mobster victims — figures out that pistols are a decent defense against such cutlery “artists.” The third act becomes bullet-riddled just as arbitrarily as the first two acts were sliced and diced.

Veteran Korean actress Lee Hye-yeong (“The Devil’s Game”) stars as the assassin her employer calls “Godmother” in her advanced years, but who used to be nicknamed “Nails” and took on the name “Hornclaw” because that’s how she rolls.

But way back in ’75, she was a battered young woman (Shin Si-ah) taken in by a mop-topped diner owner, Ryu (Kim Mu-yeol) and his wife. His work takes him away from home for days at a time. One homecoming, he arrives to find that their new dishwasher has fought off and killed a rape-minded thug of a U.S. G.I.

It turns out Ryu’s “pest control” work is killing human pests. He treats it as a calling. But as crime victims and the bullied start paying for “pest” removal, the Sinseong Agency goes professional, “eliminating malignant vermin” from society. Hornclaw has found her destiny.

Decades later, Ryu’s long gone but Godmother Hornclaw is still the best if you need a brutal bookie poisoned on the subway or some other “pest” out of your life. But she’s going soft. That injured, abandoned and aged dog she finds demands her pity.

“It’s awful to be abandoned when you’re old and sick,” the kind veterinarian (Yeon Woo-jin) tells her, in Korean with English subtitles. So she takes in the dog.

The punk who goes by Bullfight (Kim Sung-cheol) is a freelancer who has to be talked into joining an agency where he’ll get paid for the killing that seems to come naturally to him. “Nails” isn’t as hard as she used to be, with joint pains and eye problems and the agency’s doctor refusing to hide that from her boss. Bullfight will act as “backup” on her tougher jobs.

We’ve all seen “The Mechanic,” “John Wick” and a DVR full of old-killer/young killer tales. We know how this “relationship” will play out. And we fear for the dog.

Director and co-writer Min Kyo-dong goes back to 1999’s “Memento Mori,” so he does what he can to make this formulaic script (based on Gu Byeong-mo’s novel) surprising. There are several twists to hold our interest over 125 minutes. OK, maybe for 90 minutes of that.

Lee is a somber presence at the center of this, handling the fight choreography (as if anybody believes a 65 year-old woman could kick this much ass) and rarely betraying emotions, an unsentimental killer who gets sentimental over a dog and the veterinarian who talks her into adopting it. Kim makes a properly belligerent smart-assed “brat with a death wish” foil, someone who has absorbed the “you’re killing a bug” ethos of their line of work.

But the cluttered backstory meant to flesh out the present day relationship dilemma just serves up more mayhem — one woman or punk with a knife slashing through mobs of minions and the like. The ingredients of an over-familiar formula are right there, letting us know more or less exactly where all this is going, lowering the stakes along the way.

There’s a grace note, here and there. One victim from their profession talks of how one knows the end is nigh — ghosts appear while they’re doing the work.

“Those who miss you come to greet you” upon death. Even hitmen and hitwomen, apparently.

Still, the film never quite transcends the “mixed bag” treatment of a weary genre that it is. We know who she is and how she got this way, but the lack of interior life leaves the character cold as a corpse, with little chance for the viewer to warm up to her.

Rating: unrated, bloody violence

Cast: Lee Hye-yoeng, Kim Sung-cheol, Kim Mu-yeol and Yeon Woo-jin

Credits: Directed by Min Kyo-dong, scripted by Kim Dong-wan and Min Kyo-dong, based on the books by Gu Byeong-mo. A Well Go USA release.

Running time: 2:05

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Netflixable? Her Son’s Arrest reduces her to “The Woman in the Line” at his Argentine Prison

“Due process” has been much on the minds and even in the news in North America, as ordinary citizens grapple with the shock of a rights-trampling regime killing people in boats it can’t identify much less charge with a crime and with citizens and immigrants alike being snatched from the streets by masked, armed and brutish unofficial “police” in name only.

That’s what the Argentine drama “The Woman in the Line” is about, a country with a history of making people “disappear” leaving too much of the oppression apparatus of the state in place to ensure it never happens again.

Co-writer and director Benjamin Ávila’s generally gripping and engrossing drama never misses a step when we see a mother assaulted in a police raid that arrests her teen son — with no charges named and no tolerance for debate or questioning what the authorities can and cannot do.

“It’s a mistake! My kid’s a SAINT!” (in Spanish with English subtitles) is almost sure to be an overstatement. But where’s the due process when masked, armed goons bust in your house and slap you when you dare to protest this home invasion?

The film, “inspired by a true story,” takes liberties with that story, something bluntly acknowledged in the closing credits. We viewers are entitled to think the co-writers did their subject and their movie wrong by taking the tale in a much more conventional inside-and-outside prison melodramatic direction.

Natalia Oreiro of “I’m Gilda” and “Today We Fix the World” plays Andrea, a widowed mother of three shocked and seriously put-out when her tall, teen son Gustavo (Federico Heinrich) is dragged away, right in front of her eyes.

Andrea has a temper, which is not mollified by getting punched during the arrest, nor rebuffed by an efficious and cruel “system” that gives her no answers and insists on locking her kid up without so much as a word with him or a listing of charges.

She rages at internment functionaries and roars at guards and the other women in similar circumstances who complain when she cuts line or tosses a tantrum.

Her lawyer (Luis Campos) isn’t spared her fury.

Her mother, whom she asks to pick up her younger kids and take them home and her employer both get lies about what’s going on. She won’t tell friends, either. We suspect her embarrassed silence does her no favors.

The kid, when he finally calls, is more stoic. He hastily gives her a list of what he needs and hangs up.

Andrea finds her world upended and her rights circumscribed as she frantically cooks and packs for the kid and endures food-rummaging and strip searches from the guards. She’s in over her head, and this widowed real estate agent can’t help but notice that most everyone in line at this prison is a woman, and that they’re at best tolerant of each other when they aren’t elbowing their way past one another to get what they need or want.

Andrea snaps more than once. A fellow inmate steals her kid’s new shoes? She’s going after that guy’s mother.

An older woman (Amparo Noguera) whose nickname is “’22,’ like the madman,” tries to calm her and show her the rules and roles everyone must play. This 22 has lots of experience with this system and this visitation process and all the ways the state gets back at women in line who get out of line.

And another client of her lawyer, Alejo (Alberto Ammann) is also a calming influence, an inmate who knows this world and Gustavo’s risks and who calls her — repeatedly — just to reassure her about her son, and just to hear a friendly woman’s voice.

The way this story sets up, we figure these women will get over their stand offishness and organize either to demand due process and civil rights for their loved ones, or plot an escape. Suffice it to say the story turns more melodramatic than Hollywood far-fetched and violent.

Not every “turn” is accurate or as dramatically satisfying as this film promises. The more we learn about this case, the more conventional and less truthful the story becomes.

But Oreiro is a fierce presence at its heart, making Andrea an uncompromising hotheadwho fumes and pokes around, finds herself taking extraordinary risks and unable to control her temper even as she’s doing that.

And the story can’t help but move us, even as we wonder if would have been more moving had it hewed more closely to the facts.

Rating: TV-MA, violence, smoking, profanity

Cast: Natalia Oreiro, Federico Heinrich, Amparo Noguera and Alberto Ammann.

Credits: Directed by Benjamín Ávila, scripted by Benjamín Ávila and Marcelo Müller. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:45

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Netflixable? “Gunslingers” is a New Career Low for Everybody Involved

“Gunslingers” is an early 20th century Western set in Kentucky — nobody’s idea of the West — starring B-and-C movie icons Stephen Dorff, Heather Graham, Costas Mandylor and Nicolas Cage.

And if that doesn’t lower your expectations for it, it should.

It was written and directed by the “prolific” C-and-D movie filmmaker Brian Skiba, who has but two online “Master Classes” he could teach for aspiring filmmakers. How’d he convince this cast, including Tzi Ma (“The Farewell” and TV’s “Kung Fu”), to show up with a “This time I’ll be BETTER, I PROMISE” and how he convinces anybody to finance his cascading career of cluster-you-know-what embarrassments.

This is basically Dorff, who always takes things seriously, surrounded by a few big names rolling their eyes and having a laugh with a lot of no-names and/or amateurs who never let us forget they’re just playing dress-up for the camera.

It’s about a robbery gone wrong that gets a young Rockefeller killed in the Northeast, with the man who killed him (Dorff) fleeing South by Southwest to rural Kentucky and the town of Redemption.

Skiba loves that word. He even titled a film “Guns of Redemption.” Here, the town is filled with “wanted” men and women, with a whole infrastructure built to protect them, from fake hangings, fake graves and funerals presided over by “preacher” Jericho (Mandylor) photographed by Halloween costumed photographer/madman Ben (Cage).

Cage dons designer sunglasses and affects a hoarse whinny of a voice for this role, which has neither foot planted in reality.

Graham plays a wounded mother fleeing a murderous husband, come to warn Thomas (Dorff) that a “100 man” masked posse led by his grudge-carrying brother (Jeremy Kent Jackson) is coming for him.

One-eyed brother Robert sees Redemption for what it is, “a buncha wanted criminals playin’ possum.”

The plot is a couple of shootouts leading to a long if never remotely epic standoff/shootout in and around the Domus de Sallust saloon.

As the mayhem, six shooters and bad-acting go off all around him, Dorff stands above it all, reminding us that this might have been taken seriously instead of all this vamped bad makeup, acting and screenwriting ineptitude and goofing around by players who figure they’re better than this.

But maybe Dorff’s the real fool here for not realizing what everybody else did.

Rating: R, lots of violence and profanity

Cast: Stephen Dorff, Heather Graham, Tzi Ma, Costas Mandylor, Scarlett Rose Stallone, Laurie Love, Jeremy Kent Jackson and Nicolas Cage

Credits: Scripted and directed by Brian Skiba. A Lionsgate release on Netflix.

Running time: 1:43

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Movie Preview: How We Got Here, “Palestine 36”

Palestine’s hopes for an Oscar — Best International Feature — ride on this historical drama starring Hiam
Abbas
and Jeremy Irons.

Land buys/land grabs, displacement by mass immigration, statehood and the long march towards apartheid and then genocide of an increasingly desperate and militant minority, not just a product of the Balfour Declaration or the Zionist movement that preceded it.

If it gets nominated — a long shot — we’ll find this one in theaters early in 2026.

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Movie Preview: Jessica Lange, Kathy Bates, Jesse Williams, Pierce Brosnan and Lily Rabe — “Curtain Call”

A grand dame of the stage faces the end, when she can’t remember her lines.

Great cast, headed by a couple of Oscar winners.

Alas, the title is invisible on IMdb (this is happening more often), so the Nov. 10 UK streaming date may be for UK costumers only. But those of us drawn to this sort of thing will see.

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Movie Preview: Johnny Depp directs Pacino — “Modi”

Italian star Riccardo Scardino has the title role, with Antonia Desplat and Stephen Graham joining Pacino in support.

Andy Garcia directed and starred in a Modigliani movie over 20 years ago. Let’s see if this one pays off.

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Movie Preview: Kate Beckinsale, still a “Wildcat”

Alice Krige and Charles Dance are among the screen veterans joining Beckinsale for this “old special ops team reconnects to rescue one member’s daughter” thriller.

James Nunn of the “One Shot” thrillers directs them and Lewis Tan and a big supporting cast in this Nov. 25 release.

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BOX OFFICE: “Regretting You” edges “Black Phone 2” in battles for scrap, “Bugonia” underwhelms, The Boss goes Bust

Halloween, The World Series, no kiddie film with any traction, no fresh horror that gets attention, no thrillers or comic book releases and “Wicked” is waiting until Thanksgiving.

That makes for a very empty cineplex on the first weekend of November. This may turn out to be the lowest cineplex turnout of the year

The latest weeper from the Colleen Hoover romance novelverse, “Regretting You,” won the weekend with an $8.1 million finish.

“Black Phone 2” staggered in at the $8.0 million mark. With the anime “Chainsaw Man” ($6 million, 3rd place) still around, the new release “Bugonia” had to content Focus Features with a fourth place finish ($4.8 million), thanks to Yorgos Lanthimos and his muse Emma Stone having their following. Mixed to positive reviews for that one, which pretty much goes off the rails with a blundering finale.

“Chainsaw Man,” which is fading fast, is closing in on the $30 million mark in what has proven to be an anime addled fall.

Netflix pushing “KPop Demon Hunters” ($3.4 mllion) back onto screens apparently wasn’t good enough (Netflix conceals box office figures, the wanks) to crack the top five, as the re-release “Back to the Future” ($4.7 million) grabbed that. And for the Love of RPatts another “Twilight” is back in theaters, but barely cleared the $590k mark.

“Deliver Me from Nowhere,” the Springsteen bio pic, came in sixth $3.8 million, falling off some 60% and out of the top five sixth, behind the ancient “Back to the Future.”

“Tron: Ares” added $2.8 and may up reaching $80 million by the time it loses its screens. That’s still $100 million less than its production budget.

“Bugonia,” sliding into wide (ish) release, the small-distrubitor Euro animation “Stitch Head” ($2.1), came in eighth. The self-described “Epic,” “Baahubli” ($837k) from India did not chase “Good Fortune” $1.4, 9th) or “One Battle After Another” ($1.15, 10th) from the top ten.

The best “newish” pictures in theaters right now are “The Mastermind,” “One Battle After Another,” “Roofman,” and “Truth & Treason.” And “Springsteen” isn’t bad. Go see something. You’ll have your pick of seats.

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Netflixable? Farrell hedges his bets on “Ballad of a Small Player”

The latest turn in the twisty, quixotic career of Colin Farrell is a surreal and supernatural gambling tale of one not-quite-posh poseur’s days of reckoning when every debt, every losing streak, every health problem and every crime comes due.

“Ballad of a Small Player” is a lot like Farrell’s own approach to his art. At 50, his filmography still runs cold to hot. Something like Apple TV’s “Sugar” and HBO’s “The Penguin” turns the heat back on, and he’s all-in on a daft gamble like “A Big Bold Beautiful Journey” and a surreal saga of a card-playing, card-carrying addict like Lord Doyle, a loser who takes heart in “It’s not too late for you” advice, but for all the wrong reasons.

He’s played the long odds before. “The Lobster” and “The Banshees of Inishirin” paid off, after all.

This “Lord” Doyle is a “small player” with delusions of big time status. That ascot, those suits (green velvet when we meet him), the yellow leather gloves he passes off as “Saville Row’s finest” to anyone who asks (they don’t look tailored), it’s all part of passing himself as someone worthy of respect, deference and most important of all, credit.

Of course it’s a fake name. He sees himself as “a high roller on a slippery slope” in the “gambling capital of the world, Macao,” in his voice over introduction to the viewer. But only a fraud and con artist would think naming himself “Lord” or his son “Barron” would fool anybody with a lick of sense.

His debts at the hotel where he’s been staying in style is overdue. His lies only buy his a couple of days, his pathological need for credit to go back to the tables — punto banco Baccarat is his addiction of choice — gives him the sweats.

But a casino down the street might stake/trust him, the sympathetic doorman (Alan K. Chang) suggests. Not that things go any better at the Rainbow. He can’t even cover his top dollar champagne bar bill. A credit-line broker there Dao Ming (Fala Chen) helps him out, and lives to regret it. Because he’s determined to take down “Grandma (Deanie Ip), a mouthy oligarch’s wife with bottomless resources and uncanny luck at the tables.

Grandma calls him dirty names in Chinese and “Lost soul” to his face, in English, as she cackles and cleans his clock. Lord Doyle’s belief that he’s “standing at a statistical crossroads” and that his “run of bad luck” has to end, and with her. But it won’t and pleading with Dao Ming doesn’t move her.

But losing another gambler she’s staked to suicide shakes her, and she makes a connection with Mr. “I don’t have a gambling problem.” She tells him of the upcoming “Festival of the Hungry Ghost,” and as he sweats and hyperventillates when the bell tolls and the walls close in and old creditors (Tilda Swinton) storm in amongst the new ones, we have a hard time buying into Dao Ming’s faith.

“It’s not too late for you.”

We, like Farrell, assume that anything directed by Edward Berger (“Conclave,” “All Quiet on the Western Front”) is a safe bet. And the neon-bedecked Vegas-of-the-Orient setting and garish hotels and hotel rooms and (mostly Chinese) gambling addicts give us hope. But screenwriter Rowan Joffe (“Before I Go to Sleep”) adapting a Lawrence Osborne novel seems like an ill-advised bet.

But the right cards never seem to turn over in the right order for this gamble.

Unlike James Bond, our lead “explains” Baccarat (it’s not the same variation Bond played in the early films). The explanation lacks…something.

The life and death stakes suggest a supernatural “test” for Doyle, one presided over by Grandma and/or Dao Ming. But that, like must of what happens in the third act, is passed over as “ambigious.”

Farrell, Swinton, Chen and Ip do what they can with their characters. But it’s hard to decide if anyone here is just another demon or angel in Doyle’s fevered brain, or real. Alex Jennings plays a fellow card-hustling “gweilo” (white ghost “foreigner), but the character serves no purpose whatsoever.

We’re left with a shiny bauble of a “ghost man in Macao” parable, a “Twilight Zone” card game with a deck stacked by fate. But somebody at Netflix should have brought fate or Joffe back in for rewrites.

Farrell? He’s just waiting for the chance to go all-in on the next hand, the longer the odds the better.

Rating: R, profanity, suicide

Cast: Colin Farrell, Fala Chen, Deanie Ip, Alex Jennings, Alan K. Chang and Tilda Swinton.

Credits: Directed by Edward Berger, scripted by Rowan Joffe, based on a novel by Lawrence Obsborne. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:41

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Movie Preview: Nic Cage is a father trying to understand the powers and tests facing “The Carpenter’s Son”

A test of belief faith-based thriller, with Noah Jupe in the title role and Nicolas Cage as The Carpenter.

Looks amazing.

Nov. 14.

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