Netflixable? “Gunslingers” is a New Career Low for Everybody Involved

“Gunslingers” is an early 20th century Western set in Kentucky — nobody’s idea of the West — starring B-and-C movie icons Stephen Dorff, Heather Graham, Costas Mandylor and Nicolas Cage.

And if that doesn’t lower your expectations for it, it should.

It was written and directed by the “prolific” C-and-D movie filmmaker Brian Skiba, who has but two online “Master Classes” he could teach for aspiring filmmakers. How’d he convince this cast, including Tzi Ma (“The Farewell” and TV’s “Kung Fu”), to show up with a “This time I’ll be BETTER, I PROMISE” and how he convinces anybody to finance his cascading career of cluster-you-know-what embarrassments.

This is basically Dorff, who always takes things seriously, surrounded by a few big names rolling their eyes and having a laugh with a lot of no-names and/or amateurs who never let us forget they’re just playing dress-up for the camera.

It’s about a robbery gone wrong that gets a young Rockefeller killed in the Northeast, with the man who killed him (Dorff) fleeing South by Southwest to rural Kentucky and the town of Redemption.

Skiba loves that word. He even titled a film “Guns of Redemption.” Here, the town is filled with “wanted” men and women, with a whole infrastructure built to protect them, from fake hangings, fake graves and funerals presided over by “preacher” Jericho (Mandylor) photographed by Halloween costumed photographer/madman Ben (Cage).

Cage dons designer sunglasses and affects a hoarse whinny of a voice for this role, which has neither foot planted in reality.

Graham plays a wounded mother fleeing a murderous husband, come to warn Thomas (Dorff) that a “100 man” masked posse led by his grudge-carrying brother (Jeremy Kent Jackson) is coming for him.

One-eyed brother Robert sees Redemption for what it is, “a buncha wanted criminals playin’ possum.”

The plot is a couple of shootouts leading to a long if never remotely epic standoff/shootout in and around the Domus de Sallust saloon.

As the mayhem, six shooters and bad-acting go off all around him, Dorff stands above it all, reminding us that this might have been taken seriously instead of all this vamped bad makeup, acting and screenwriting ineptitude and goofing around by players who figure they’re better than this.

But maybe Dorff’s the real fool here for not realizing what everybody else did.

Rating: R, lots of violence and profanity

Cast: Stephen Dorff, Heather Graham, Tzi Ma, Costas Mandylor, Scarlett Rose Stallone, Laurie Love, Jeremy Kent Jackson and Nicolas Cage

Credits: Scripted and directed by Brian Skiba. A Lionsgate release on Netflix.

Running time: 1:43

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Movie Preview: How We Got Here, “Palestine 36”

Palestine’s hopes for an Oscar — Best International Feature — ride on this historical drama starring Hiam
Abbas
and Jeremy Irons.

Land buys/land grabs, displacement by mass immigration, statehood and the long march towards apartheid and then genocide of an increasingly desperate and militant minority, not just a product of the Balfour Declaration or the Zionist movement that preceded it.

If it gets nominated — a long shot — we’ll find this one in theaters early in 2026.

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Movie Preview: Jessica Lange, Kathy Bates, Jesse Williams, Pierce Brosnan and Lily Rabe — “Curtain Call”

A grand dame of the stage faces the end, when she can’t remember her lines.

Great cast, headed by a couple of Oscar winners.

Alas, the title is invisible on IMdb (this is happening more often), so the Nov. 10 UK streaming date may be for UK costumers only. But those of us drawn to this sort of thing will see.

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Movie Preview: Johnny Depp directs Pacino — “Modi”

Italian star Riccardo Scardino has the title role, with Antonia Desplat and Stephen Graham joining Pacino in support.

Andy Garcia directed and starred in a Modigliani movie over 20 years ago. Let’s see if this one pays off.

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Movie Preview: Kate Beckinsale, still a “Wildcat”

Alice Krige and Charles Dance are among the screen veterans joining Beckinsale for this “old special ops team reconnects to rescue one member’s daughter” thriller.

James Nunn of the “One Shot” thrillers directs them and Lewis Tan and a big supporting cast in this Nov. 25 release.

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BOX OFFICE: “Regretting You” edges “Black Phone 2” in battles for scrap, “Bugonia” underwhelms, The Boss goes Bust

Halloween, The World Series, no kiddie film with any traction, no fresh horror that gets attention, no thrillers or comic book releases and “Wicked” is waiting until Thanksgiving.

That makes for a very empty cineplex on the first weekend of November. This may turn out to be the lowest cineplex turnout of the year

The latest weeper from the Colleen Hoover romance novelverse, “Regretting You,” won the weekend with an $8.1 million finish.

“Black Phone 2” staggered in at the $8.0 million mark. With the anime “Chainsaw Man” ($6 million, 3rd place) still around, the new release “Bugonia” had to content Focus Features with a fourth place finish ($4.8 million), thanks to Yorgos Lanthimos and his muse Emma Stone having their following. Mixed to positive reviews for that one, which pretty much goes off the rails with a blundering finale.

“Chainsaw Man,” which is fading fast, is closing in on the $30 million mark in what has proven to be an anime addled fall.

Netflix pushing “KPop Demon Hunters” ($3.4 mllion) back onto screens apparently wasn’t good enough (Netflix conceals box office figures, the wanks) to crack the top five, as the re-release “Back to the Future” ($4.7 million) grabbed that. And for the Love of RPatts another “Twilight” is back in theaters, but barely cleared the $590k mark.

“Deliver Me from Nowhere,” the Springsteen bio pic, came in sixth $3.8 million, falling off some 60% and out of the top five sixth, behind the ancient “Back to the Future.”

“Tron: Ares” added $2.8 and may up reaching $80 million by the time it loses its screens. That’s still $100 million less than its production budget.

“Bugonia,” sliding into wide (ish) release, the small-distrubitor Euro animation “Stitch Head” ($2.1), came in eighth. The self-described “Epic,” “Baahubli” ($837k) from India did not chase “Good Fortune” $1.4, 9th) or “One Battle After Another” ($1.15, 10th) from the top ten.

The best “newish” pictures in theaters right now are “The Mastermind,” “One Battle After Another,” “Roofman,” and “Truth & Treason.” And “Springsteen” isn’t bad. Go see something. You’ll have your pick of seats.

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Netflixable? Farrell hedges his bets on “Ballad of a Small Player”

The latest turn in the twisty, quixotic career of Colin Farrell is a surreal and supernatural gambling tale of one not-quite-posh poseur’s days of reckoning when every debt, every losing streak, every health problem and every crime comes due.

“Ballad of a Small Player” is a lot like Farrell’s own approach to his art. At 50, his filmography still runs cold to hot. Something like Apple TV’s “Sugar” and HBO’s “The Penguin” turns the heat back on, and he’s all-in on a daft gamble like “A Big Bold Beautiful Journey” and a surreal saga of a card-playing, card-carrying addict like Lord Doyle, a loser who takes heart in “It’s not too late for you” advice, but for all the wrong reasons.

He’s played the long odds before. “The Lobster” and “The Banshees of Inishirin” paid off, after all.

This “Lord” Doyle is a “small player” with delusions of big time status. That ascot, those suits (green velvet when we meet him), the yellow leather gloves he passes off as “Saville Row’s finest” to anyone who asks (they don’t look tailored), it’s all part of passing himself as someone worthy of respect, deference and most important of all, credit.

Of course it’s a fake name. He sees himself as “a high roller on a slippery slope” in the “gambling capital of the world, Macao,” in his voice over introduction to the viewer. But only a fraud and con artist would think naming himself “Lord” or his son “Barron” would fool anybody with a lick of sense.

His debts at the hotel where he’s been staying in style is overdue. His lies only buy his a couple of days, his pathological need for credit to go back to the tables — punto banco Baccarat is his addiction of choice — gives him the sweats.

But a casino down the street might stake/trust him, the sympathetic doorman (Alan K. Chang) suggests. Not that things go any better at the Rainbow. He can’t even cover his top dollar champagne bar bill. A credit-line broker there Dao Ming (Fala Chen) helps him out, and lives to regret it. Because he’s determined to take down “Grandma (Deanie Ip), a mouthy oligarch’s wife with bottomless resources and uncanny luck at the tables.

Grandma calls him dirty names in Chinese and “Lost soul” to his face, in English, as she cackles and cleans his clock. Lord Doyle’s belief that he’s “standing at a statistical crossroads” and that his “run of bad luck” has to end, and with her. But it won’t and pleading with Dao Ming doesn’t move her.

But losing another gambler she’s staked to suicide shakes her, and she makes a connection with Mr. “I don’t have a gambling problem.” She tells him of the upcoming “Festival of the Hungry Ghost,” and as he sweats and hyperventillates when the bell tolls and the walls close in and old creditors (Tilda Swinton) storm in amongst the new ones, we have a hard time buying into Dao Ming’s faith.

“It’s not too late for you.”

We, like Farrell, assume that anything directed by Edward Berger (“Conclave,” “All Quiet on the Western Front”) is a safe bet. And the neon-bedecked Vegas-of-the-Orient setting and garish hotels and hotel rooms and (mostly Chinese) gambling addicts give us hope. But screenwriter Rowan Joffe (“Before I Go to Sleep”) adapting a Lawrence Osborne novel seems like an ill-advised bet.

But the right cards never seem to turn over in the right order for this gamble.

Unlike James Bond, our lead “explains” Baccarat (it’s not the same variation Bond played in the early films). The explanation lacks…something.

The life and death stakes suggest a supernatural “test” for Doyle, one presided over by Grandma and/or Dao Ming. But that, like must of what happens in the third act, is passed over as “ambigious.”

Farrell, Swinton, Chen and Ip do what they can with their characters. But it’s hard to decide if anyone here is just another demon or angel in Doyle’s fevered brain, or real. Alex Jennings plays a fellow card-hustling “gweilo” (white ghost “foreigner), but the character serves no purpose whatsoever.

We’re left with a shiny bauble of a “ghost man in Macao” parable, a “Twilight Zone” card game with a deck stacked by fate. But somebody at Netflix should have brought fate or Joffe back in for rewrites.

Farrell? He’s just waiting for the chance to go all-in on the next hand, the longer the odds the better.

Rating: R, profanity, suicide

Cast: Colin Farrell, Fala Chen, Deanie Ip, Alex Jennings, Alan K. Chang and Tilda Swinton.

Credits: Directed by Edward Berger, scripted by Rowan Joffe, based on a novel by Lawrence Obsborne. A Netflix release.

Running time: 1:41

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Movie Preview: Nic Cage is a father trying to understand the powers and tests facing “The Carpenter’s Son”

A test of belief faith-based thriller, with Noah Jupe in the title role and Nicolas Cage as The Carpenter.

Looks amazing.

Nov. 14.

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Movie Review: Yorgos and Emma and Jesse, lost in “Bugonia”

The latest from the challenging and celebrated filmmaker Yorgos Lanthimos might be his most on point satire yet.

The director of “The Favorite” and “Poor Things” addresses the intellectual disconnect of modern discourse, the impatient and sometimes brusque way the educated, the informed and the impersonal scientifically minded struggle to communicate with the superstitious, misinformed and passionately aggrieved.

“Bugonia” also makes us wrestle with what we’re entitled to, as viewers, even from a cinematic voice as singular and shrwed as Lanthimos. Is he obligated to satisfy as well as engage?

This kidnapping thriller touches on the growing environmental crisis, the inability of people drawn to science to address human concerns in a humane and empathetic way and irrational people who see conspiracies and “dark forces” beyond rational understanding destroying their lives and poisoning civilization and the planet, rather than focus on the dark figures right in front of everyone’s eyes.

And Lanthimos takes such a comically cheap way out of resolving this plot dilemma that we don’t so much ponder “What’s it all about?” the way we did “The Lobster” or “The Killing of a Sacred Deer,” as dismiss it.

It’s on target and yet in the end a dissonant cop-out, with or without Marlene Dietrich underscoring his point for him.

Emma Stone plays Michelle Fuller, a callous loner and socially awkward chemist with a degree in psychology who struggles to humanize herself to her workforce at the biochem giant — Auxolith — whom she is inclined to work to death. As CEO, she just hates the “optics” of the insane hours she demands.

As the company’s campus and distribution are located in Georgia, in the “Right to Work” (anti-union) South, the “optics” may be all this “visionary” tyrant is worried about. Her yoga and self-defense tutored regimen in her solitary mansion are all the distractions she allows.

But there’s a madman out there, an aggrieved employee who knows that “No one on Earth gives a single f–k about us,” with a cousin-acolyte who is the only one who believes him when he says “I’ve figured it out.”

And Teddy, played by rail-thin, wild-haired and mad-eyed Jesse Plemons, has a plan. Teddy’s fervor has to do with “theories” he’s read about and on podcasts he listens to. It’s about the die-off of bees he keeps on his family’s farm and the destruction of a whole class of humanity just like him, his mother (Alicia Silverstone) and his dim-witted cousin Don (Aiden Delbis), whom he’s brought on board.

Teddy masterminds a kidnapping of the CEO of the company he packs boxes for. For an oligarch in training — Stone’s Fuller could be based on Theranos villain Elizabeth Holmes — our G-wagon driving master of the universe doesn’t have much in the way of security. As she drops and pummels her attackers, we see why she perhaps doesn’t feel the need.

But one syringe later she’s chained to a bed in Teddy’s basement, her head shaved because “that’s how they track her.” She wakes up to learn of her crimes against Teddy’s “family…community…civilization…and the bees.” A rational woman of science with an understanding of psychology tries to “dialogue,” work the problem and reason her way out of peril.

It’s just that she’s a smart person talking to a crank, a man “in a bubble” of his own creation, one that has him convinced she’s Andromedan — from that distant galaxy — and that she will commune with her fellow Andromedans in four days, on the next lunar eclipse. He delusionally figures he can intervene and save the planet when that happens.

“Bugonia,” whose title is a pun on the fact that the ancient Greeks believed bees popped out of the carcas of decaying oxen, is about two people in “bubbles” and their inability to connect in any rational way.

Teddy is down his rabbit hole and willing to torture Michelle to get her to admit that he’s right. Michelle can try to reach him and get punished for it, or appeal to any humanity in his shotgun-armed cousin. But they’re all speaking in duologues. No one truly understands anyone else.

Efforts to “explain” Teddy’s broken psyche ring true. But anybody who’s watched a “Twilight Zone” episode can guess where this is going early on, if only the director has the nerve to take the easy, cheap laugh way out.

Plemons and Stone, who has become the director’s Oscar-winning muse, are terrifyingly real. And the allegory of a civilization in crisis lured like lemmings off this or that cliff of lunacy lands hard.

But the payoff, probably based on co-writer and Korean filmmaker Jang Joon-hwan’s “Save the Green Planet,” feels like a comical cop-out that is even less “funny” than the dark and unsettling insanity that preceded it. Whatever the intent and expense gone to in order to realize this payoff, the message-undercutting effect is sour and unsatisfying.

Rating: R, bloody violence, torture and profanity

Cast: Emma Stone, Jesse Plemons, Aiden Delbis, J. Carmen Galindez Barrera and Alicia Silverstone.

Credits: Yorgos Lanthimo, scripted by Will Tracy and Jang Joon-hwan. A Focus Features release.

Running time: 1:58

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Movie Review: Every Heist needs “The Mastermind” to Plan It

Grey skies, a “cool jazz” score and sketchy characters are selling points of “The Mastermind,” a ’70s period piece infused with the “grit” aficionados associate with the films of that benighted decade.

It looks the way fall thrillers, even dryly comic heist pictures like this one, are supposed to look.

The latest from writer-director Kelly Reichardt (“First Cow,” “Meek’s Cutoff” and “Wendy and Lucy”) is a movie that “shows” us rather than “tells” us what’s going on, what’s going wrong and the psychological and intellectual state of the characters.

And what it shows us is a heist that people with no experience in such things pull off and all the things that go can and will go wrong when others pick up on that inexperience.

“I don’t think you thought this thing through,” is something James “J.B.” Mooney hears and hears again in describing the small, suburban Framingham (Massachusetts) Museum of Art robbery he’s masterminded.

It’s not based on a true story, but it was inspired by a couple of rather casual and under “thought through” art-nabbings, possibly the 1990 heist that deprived the Isabella Stewaert Gardner Museum of Boston of works by Rembrandt and Vermeer, and certainly a lower rent 1972 theft from Worcester Art Museum.

Reichardt’s quiet, contemplative style is no more suited to this genre than it was the doomed wagon train Western “Meek’s Cutoff” or the eco-terrorism thriller “Night Moves.” But she uses this caper-gone-wrong plot to serve up a Boomer character study set in protest riven 1970, as our title character finds himself making an odyssey through the American counterculture as he tries to flee the country.

Josh O’Connor from “Emma.” and “Challengers” is our title character, a seemingly aimless “art school dropout” with a failing cabinetry business, an obliging working wife (Alana Haim) and two tween boys, at least one of whom is what we might now refer to as “on the spectrum.” The kid won’t shut up about his obsessions, and even folds and tosses paper airplanes in the local museum, where Mom and Dad end up taking them, age appropriate or not.

The kid is useful to 30something J.B., a born “distraction” and a reliable indicator of which guards nap on the job and how much attention the average patron would pay to something noisy and out of the ordinary. In the parlance of the trade, J.B is “casing the joint.”

But he’s there so often he has to assemble some locals (Eli Gelb, Javion Allen and Cole Doman) to do the deed for him — four abstract paintings by Arthur Dove, to be grabbed and stuffed into sacks from a little-visited gallery within the (fictional) Framingham museum.

As J.B. has pocketed a few miniature collectibles from the collection, with wife Terry as an accomplice, and she sews the sacks the paintings are to be stuffed in, we assume she’s in on it. But maybe not.

The heist hasn’t even happened when we start to count the loose ends J.B. hasn’t planned for. When the driver quits after getting paid to steal the getaway car, everything sort of goes downhill, from a cop taking his lunchbox out to take a break in the rear entrance, to a high school driver blocking the stolen getaway car, to the one guard who puts up a fight.

J.B.’s father (Bill Camp) is the first to cluck “didn’t think this through” while reading the newspaper account of the robbery at family Sunday dinner. Mother (Hope Davis) doesn’t realize the loan she slipped to her son for a “business opportunity” just financed the heist.

Reichardt takes her time setting up this slow-motion trainwreck and keeps her cards close to her vest in terms of character details that underscore just how “wrong” this whole thing goes. She spares us the melodramatics and just lets things happen and the consequences be accepted in ways no conventional thriller would.

She showcases the anti-war protests that were the signature of a generation, and then has J.B. cynically exploit them and his old college pals (Michael Angarano and Gabby Hoffman) and “the Movement” to attempt his getaway.

As a writer, director and editor, Reichardt pays a lot of attention to pacing, the more deliberate the better. We watch painstaking efforts to hide the paintings, J.B.’s meticulous attempt to swap pictures from a passport he’s come by, and find outselves frustrated by the passivity of it all.

Pacing that slow is not to every taste, and in the case of this dip into the heist picture genre, we see the narrative’s momentum slowed and stakes lowered by her “patience.” But Rob Mazurek’s glorious muted horns, period-jazz (Think Lalo Schifrin and “Bullitt”) score contrasts with her dialogue-free, overly-deliberate “detail” scenes and lifts the picture and gives it momentum.

And every time we allow ourselves to walk in J.B.’s dirty white sneakers, identifying with the man on the lam, pondering how he’ll get away with it, somebody else comes along — maybe a mobster (Matthew Maher of “Air”) — to remind him and us that maybe “you didn’t think this thing through.” Because he didn’t.

Rating: R, profanity, a hint of violence

Cast: Josh O’Connor, Alana Haim, Eli Gelb, Javion Allen, Gabby Hoffman, Michael Angarano, Matthew Maher, Hope Davis and Bill Camp

Credits: Scripted, directed and edited by Kelly Reichardt. A Mubi release.

Running time: 1:50

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